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Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:21 am

Deeman thinks: Why did I go all the way back to the shack just to revive that dude? Oh well, maybe he'll give me a favor in return.

Sarna thinks: Why did that guy come all the way here just to revive me? Oh well, at least now I can give him PROBLEMS in return!

Miner Hiring Guy thinks: Good thing I count as a good guy. That explosion was massive.

Nobody thinks: The mine is starting to collapse? We have to hold it up, or the Power Orb will be lost FOREVER!

Nobody says: "MyNameIsKooky, hold the mine up with strips of bacon!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "No, you should use mattresses."

Nobody says: "Bacon is stronger!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "No, mattresses are stronger."

Nobody says: "Mine aren't!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "No, they are."

LittleZbot says: "WILL YOU GUYS JUST DECIDE!?"

Nobody says: "Yes, we will."

MyNameIsKooky says: "No, we won't."

Sammy_P thinks: It looks like it's up to me now...

Sammy_P puts lots of chainsaws in the mine!

The mine gets held up by the chainsaws!

Sammy_P says: "I am a hero."

The chainsaws turn on.

The chainsaws snake through the entire iceberg and cut it to pieces!

The pieces of the iceberg float away in different directions.

The gang's piece floats by Young MyNameIsKooky's piece.

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "I was right about you. I leave you for a few minutes, AND YOU CUT THE FREAKING MINE TO SHREDS!"

LittleZbot says: "You don't seem much like MyNameIsKooky."

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "What? I AM MYNAMEISKOOKY! How did you know my name?!"

Nobody says: "Look, this is all a big misunderstanding. We never wanted to be miners-"

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "That was obvious when you destroyed the mine. You hate me, don't you? You want to make my life miserable, don't you?"

Tiny Tank says: "I just wanted a Power Orb..."

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "A Power Orb? You guys make NO SENSE! I never want you as my friends."

Nobody says: "I should practice my Memory Powers to level them up to make you forget all this, then take you into the future to a few years before I met you. In the meantime, hopefully nothing horrible happens to you."

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "You... you... I don't even know."

Plot Device says: "I doubt this is how MyNameIsKooky envisioned this era at all."

Nobody says: "Shut up, I can't help it!"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:24 am

All the cows float away except for Metal Diamond Cow 1.
Metal Diamond Cow says "Great. You basically killed all my friends. How mean."
A pedestal floats to Deeman, without the Power Orb.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:28 am

Deeman says: "Uh, wasn't this supposed to have the Power Orb on it...?"

Roaster says: "It probably fell off into the sea. Great. Just what we need."

Deeman says: "I thought you were more concerned with healing an evil apple."

Roaster says: "Huh? Oh yeah. But still."

Sarna eavesdrops on the conversation.

Sarna calls Satan on a Demonic Cell Phone.

Sarna says: "Hey, the Power Orb fell into the sea due to the good guys' own stupidity, and they're currently floating around on a tiny piece of ice. Also, a past version of one of them hates them. Still need me to interfere?"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:32 am

Magic Crayon Box says "O..........- I, E.... I mean, Magic Crayon Box, would like Nobody to place this crayon."
Meanwhile, at Malneticmon....
Malneticmon says "I just heard. The other legion of bad guys is interfering. We need to do something. Fast."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:41 am

Nobody says: "Er, alright..."

Nobody takes the crayon and places it on the pedestal.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:48 am

BAM!
Deeman gains Animal Powers! Deeman can now talk to animals and locate animals!
BAM!
Nobody's Mattress Powers level up!
BAM!
Rift boywhoflies's Rift Powers level up!
BAM!
Roaster's Toast Powers level up!
A huge roar and a sadistic laugh can be heard.
COOL!
Everyone gains 1000 HP!
OH NO!
5 Real Monsters appear!
AHH!
The sky darkens!
SHINY!
Metal Diamond Cow Monster's Gem Powers level up!
OOH!
Deeman's Art Powers level up!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:17 pm

Rift Boywhoflies says "This is the first time my powers leveled up, for some reason. WHAT DO I DO AAAHHHHHHH"
Rift Boywhoflies moves his arms around randomly hoping a new power will show up.
A small black hole-like thing appears up above and very slightly sucks everything toward it.
A snowball flies into the rift hole thing.
The rift hole gets slightly bigger and pulls a little harder.
Rift Boywhoflies says "OOPS. I think I broke everything."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:27 pm

Nobody says: "Lemme create a new kind of mattress!"

Nobody plugs the hole with a Rift-Plugging Mattress.

Nobody says: "I've totally lost track of power levels at this point. Maybe I already CAN erase others' memories. If so though, I'm probably out of shape, SO TAKE THAT, PLOTHOLES!"

Plot Device says: "Seriously now, stop breaking the fourth wall."

Nobody says: "Right, right."

A huge monitor rises up out of the water.

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "Woah..."

Monitor says: "THE FOLLOWING IS A PRERECORDED MESSAGE"

John appears on the monitor.

John says: "Hey, Jane, is it really necessary to prerecord a message for THIS? I mean, how likely is it...? Where did you get those statistics? Those sound made up... Oh fine, whatever."

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "It's the CEO of Pantarctica Mining!"

John says: "So, uh... So your mine got blown up by weird cow things made of overly strong materials, then cut to shreds by chainsaws placed all over the inside of it by a foolish employee."

John laughs.

John says: "Ah, we're never going to need to broadcast this... Um. Ahem. Now, you may be thinking: A disaster such as this could never have a viable solution, and now I'm out of the COMFIEST mining job ever!"

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "YEAH, BECAUSE OF YOU PUNKS I AM!"

John says: "BUT WAIT! Introducing..."

An image is shown of an underwater hole is shown on the monitor.

John says: "THE BACK-UP MINE! Just as miney as your little iceberg one, the back-up mine is an underwater mining complex with entrances at EACH of Pantarctica's arctic patches. We have kept this secret from all of those who don't need it, which is why you don't know about it."

An image of a piece of coal is shown.

John says: "But anyway, what's important is... COAL! LIKE THIS! Is the LEAST of what you'll be mining here! So, almost as good as your iceberg one. So, why not dive down and sign yourself up to work here..."

[EDIT] John is shown again.

John says: "At the Pantarctican Mining Back-up Mine. Actually, working here is mandatory if you used to work at the iceberg one. However, feel free to pick up any possessions of yours that you may have dropped into the sea and forgotten about. Gold, jewels, pencils, random powerful artifacts that you traveled here from the future for... whatever you've lost, this is an opportunity to get it back!"

[EDIT] An image of the company's logo is shown, and music plays.

MyNameIsKooky says: "Yay!"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "But crap. Even if we get the Power Orb, we'll still have to work in this Back-up mine. And chances are, we won't find it on our dive down, meaning we'll have to come back up FROM the back-up without drawing suspicion."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Good point."

Nobody says: "Well, we have to try."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:02 pm

(You are in fact able to erase memories at this point.)

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:59 pm

(Ah. Good to know.)

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:23 pm

Rift Boywhoflies says "I think this place is teleport-proof, but maybe I can use my rather cheap space-time rifts to get us out unnoticed."
Rift Boywhoflies rips a hole in space-time and sticks his head into it, which goes right through it as if it wasn't there.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Darn."

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:07 pm

Micman27 says "I guess you can't go through your rift portals until you level up again. I can't remember what power I have, so I'll try to figure out what I can do."

A tin hat falls from the sky and lands on Micman27's head.

Micman27 says "Why did everyone stop talking at the same time?"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:28 pm

Plot Device says: "Wait, did we go to the back-up mine yet, or are we trying to get out of... the wide open sea?"

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:44 pm

Nobody wrote:Plot Device says: "Wait, did we go to the back-up mine yet, or are we trying to get out of... the wide open sea?"

I'm pretty sure we haven't went to the back-up mine yet.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:51 am

Sammy_Bro wrote:Micman27 says "I guess you can't go through your rift portals until you level up again. I can't remember what power I have, so I'll try to figure out what I can do."

Nyo to that part. Rift portals are my only ability that's actually good for something. I was thinking the place was rift portal-proof as well.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:19 am

Nobody says: "Well, c'mon. The Power Orb is down there anyway."

Meanwhile, at Sarna...

Sarna says: "Wait, wait. Actually, they've been ORDERED to go to where the Power Orb is. I guess I will move it."

Sarna dives down underwater.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:23 am

Meanwhile, at Malneticmon...
Corrupt Data, Corrupt Deeman Final, Corrupt All Time Die Gun, and Corruption are accidentally revived!
Malneticmon shoots Corruption with Corrupt All Time Die Gun!
Corruption dies forever!
All of the corruptions, including the gun die forever!
Corrupt Remmnants become Unknown Material!
Meanwhile, at Nobody...
Magic Crayon Box says "Don't worry! I, E-... I mean Magic Crayon Box, can morph into a Power Orb Detector! With some nessisary materials, of course."
MATERIAL 1: COAL FROM THE SECRET MINE: 0/5

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:25 am

Nobody says: "So, it's not ACTUALLY bad that we're going into the mine, see?"

Meanwhile, at the Back-up Mine entrance...

Sarna thinks: Wait, the Power Orb was HERE? Good thing those guys were too lazy to go down here yet."

Sarna steals the Power Orb!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:37 am

Deeman says "Who's "E"? You keep accidentally saying "E".

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:56 am

Sammy_P says "I'm bored."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:07 am

Magic Crayon Box says: "E is my nickname. You weren't supposed to know that, but sometimes people call me E. I got used to it."

Deeman says: "Fair enough."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:28 am

Magic Crayon Box says "Okay, the last peditsal is inside the Power Orb."
Deeman says "OK."
Nobody and co. go to the backup mine.
Mysterious Cutout Monster appears!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:31 am

Tiny Tank says: "Hi."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:47 pm

Rift Boywhoflies puts his eye sockets which still contain dark purple flames up to one of the monsters, lighting it on fire.
Rift Boywhoflies says "I'm using my appearance as a weapon! YEAH!"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:03 pm

(There was only one monster.)

Mysterious Cutout Monster is defeated!

Nobody says: "Yay!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Check this out! A track straight through a tunnel!"

Tiny Tank says: "AWESOME!"

Tiny Tank follows the track at high speed.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:18 pm

Rift Boywhoflies flies after Tiny Tank.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:59 pm

Sammy_P hops onto Tiny Tank.

Sammy_P says "FASTER! FASTER"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:56 am

The group turns a corner and hits a dead end rather quickly.
Tiny Tank says "Aw."
Tiny Tank starts smashing into the wall.
The wall cracks open quickly, showing more tunnel.
Tiny Tank starts moving again.
The sides of the tunnel slowly get covered in more gems as the group goes on, until it's completely gems.
Crystals shoot out behind and in front of the group, trapping them!
DUN DUN WON!
Glass Cutouts 1-8 appear.
LUN BUN TUN!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:12 am

Nobody says: "If only these crystals were coal..."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:16 am

Deeman uses Microwave Blast!
Glass Cutouts 1-8 reflect it!
Deeman is defeated!
Rift Boywhofiles is defeated!
Nobody is defeated!
Sarna is defeated somehow!
Young MyNameIsKooky is defeated!
The tunnel melts slightly!
Tiny Tank says "Wow."
DUN DUN DUN!

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