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Post by DEEMAN223344 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:19 am

YAAAAY MEMES.
BTW, if you think I'M MEME DEAF (LOL) then you can't read, because of the large amounts of memes i post.
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Post by MyNameIsKooky » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:20 am

DEEMAN223344 wrote:YAAAAY MEMES.
BTW, if you think I'M MEME DEAF (LOL) then you can't read, because of the large amounts of memes i post.
All of the memes you post are cliche ones.
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Post by Nobody » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:10 am

[NOBODY]

Hello. I see you caught the Magic Doorknob. The Enclosed Instruction Guide got away though, so I should go!

*Nobody runs off*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

THIS IS THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE. SURRENDER, MYNAMEISKOOKY, SURRENDER.

*Robot 1 rises out of the ground in front of Nobody*

*Nobody changes direction repeatedly*

*Cannibals block Nobody in every other direction*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

*being held by Robot 1*

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

*Nobody looks up*

[NOBODY]

Bother.

*A Cherry Bomb lands on Robot 1 and bounces off*

*Robot 1 drops MyNameIsKooky*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*Nobody fights his way away from cannibals trying to drag him off*

*Nobody runs to catch MyNameIsKooky*

*Nobody catches MyNameIsKooky just as he's about to hit the ground*

*Magic Doorknob tries to get away*

*Nobody drops MyNameIsKooky and runs after Magic Doorknob*

[CHERRY BOMB]

Initiating KABOOM sequence!

3...

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I need to get that bomb to that robot!

*MyNameIsKooky shoes the bomb to make it roll*

[CHERRY BOMB]

2...

*Nobody starts attacking the Magic Doorknob*

1...

*Nobody defeats the Magic Doorknob*

*Cherry Bomb rolls all the way to Robot 1*

0!

*Cherry Bomb explodes*

*Robot 1 is defeated*

*MyNameIsKooky tries to run off*

*Robot 2 comes*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

This robot is smarter, and more deadly. BREAK A LEG! HAHAHAHA!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

NEVER! My legs are valuable!

*Nobody starts to run away, but gets crushed by Robot 2*

*Robot 2 starts stepping towards MyNameIsKooky, trying to crush him*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

You should have read page 667! I am the creator of everything bad that you have encountered! It was I who sent the attack, not that army! Now you go SPLAT. YOU KNOW.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

SPLAT!

[ROBOT 2]

Password accepted.

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

Dumb deactivation passwords. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!

*Enclosed Instruction Guide gets out of Robot 2 and runs away*

*MyNameIsKooky stops to revive Nobody then carries him into a rocket*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky sit down in the only two seats in the rocket*

*Blast!10 appears in a purple flash, landing on the floor in a daze*

[BLAST!10] (voiceover)

The lightbulb was actually a time and space traveling lightbulb activated by hitting yourself with it. So now I get back into the story. I'm the superhero, you know.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Ah! A random cactus! HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING!? WE NEED TO TURN RIGHT!!

*MyNameIsKooky hits two random buttons*

*a radio antenna extends from the rocket*

*whatever song is funniest starts playing*

[ROCKET]

Self destruct in [approximate length of sequence, going with 60 for now because it's in the plot] seconds.

*Blast!10 gets up and looks around*

[NOBODY]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Sorry. Lemme try more buttons!

*MyNameIsKooky and starts hitting buttons*

[ROCKET]

That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. Please stop pressing broken buttons.

*lasers fire at the Guide*

*windshield wipers turn on*

[ROCKET]

Make a right turn.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO FROM THE BEGINNING, DANG IT!

*the rocket smashes through the cactus unharmed*

Figures.

*MyNameIsKooky keeps pressing buttons*

*the hood pops open*

*Nobody's seat ejects and Nobody flies into the back of the rocket*

*the hood closes*

*Blast!10 sees the countdown timer and realizes the situation*

[BLAST!10]

I'LL SAVE YOU!

*Blast!10 rushes to Nobody's now unoccupied seat and starts pressing buttons himself*

*the rocket moves wildly, finally crashing in a cave*

*the three passengers get out of the rocket one by one*

[ROCKET]

5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

*the rocket explodes*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY] (sarcastic)

Great.
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Post by Nobody » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:50 pm

No comments? I though this was the best part yet.
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Post by MyNameIsKooky » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:57 pm

I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I didn't exactly have time to post last night, and school is back for me starting tomorrow, so I will be on a lot less on weekdays.
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Post by Nobody » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:58 pm

OK.
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Post by Nobody » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:02 am

*The three guys advance through the cave, but Blast!10 lags back for ice cream*

[BLAST!10] (voiceover)

I don't even like ice cream. However. I eat it because I'm a superhero. You think Popeye LIKES spinach?

[ROBOT 3]

Hello. I am one of the Guide's robots. I am going rogue.

*Robot 3 pulls out a gun*

*MyNameIsKooky pulls out a grenade*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Eh? How do you use this? Ah well.

*MyNameIsKooky tosses the grenade over his shoulder*

*an explosion is heard*

*rocks start falling*

*the way the guys got in gets blocked*

*Robot 3 steps backwards out of the cave*

[NOBODY]

Don't let him get away and leave us in here!

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky dive through the rocks and out of the cave just as the exit gets blocked*

*Blast!10 finishes his ice cream and walks to the other exit*

*Blast!10 shoves the rocks out of the way*

[EVIL BUNNY] (offscreen)

Would you like some ice cream?

[BLAST!10]

I don't like ice cream.

[EVIL BUNNY]

Wha...? But...

*the scene changes*

[ROBOT 3]

You think that made any difference? I'll still kill you.

*hamburgers begin to fall from the sky*

[NOBODY]

That does not happen every day.

*Robot 3 gets crushed by hamburgers*

TAKE COVER!
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Post by Nobody » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:12 am

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Where!?

*Nobody looks around, then sees the Time Elephant guarding a time machine*

[NOBODY]

*pointing*

There!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Under an elephant!?

[NOBODY]

No, in that machine!

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run up to the time machine*

[TIME ELEPHANT]

Hey! This is MY time machine!

[NOBODY]

Time machine? THAT'S IT! We can defeat the Guide in the past, where he's not as strong yet! Let's go!

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run into the time machine*

*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky appear in the past*

*MyNameIsKooky runs towards them with the explosive toilet*

[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

*tackling Future Nobody as the toilet explodes*

LOOK OUT!

[FUTURE NOBODY]

I forgot. We'll have to avoid contact with our past selves, and even more importantly, their attacks.

*the scene changes to the present*

*LittleZbot runs up to the time machine with Maxnick and Deeman*

[TIME ELEPHANT]

Not you, too?

[LITTLEZBOT]

Yep.

*the scene changes back*

*Ninja jumps down from the tree, does a flip on the lowest branch, and lands on the ground*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Are you from the army too?

*Future LittleZbot and Future Deeman appear*

*Future LittleZbot heads towards the trapdoor while Future Deeman jumps out of the way of the empty root beer bottle*

[NOBDOY, ORZA, and QLOOF]

I'm getting outta here.

*Future Maxnick appears and follows Future LittleZbot and Future Deeman towards the trapdoor*

*Nobody drops a coconut from the tree*

[FUTURE NOBODY]

Aaaargh!

*Future Nobody falls to the ground*

[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

So much for avoiding our own attacks.

*the scene cuts to MyNameIsKooky throwing a doorknob at Ninja which bounces off his head*

*the doorknob hits Future MyNameIsKooky*

Figures.

*MyNameIsKooky lands in a snake pit*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

This pit is too deep for me to get up. There has to be some way up.

*MyNameIsKooky walks near the walls, not paying attention to the middle of the pit*

*in the middle of the snake pit Future LittleZbot tosses spare Lightsabers to Future Maxnick and Future Deeman*

*Future LittleZbot turns to Future Sammy_P*

[FUTURE SAMMY_P]

No thanks. I brought my own weapons.

[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]

When did you even get here?

[FUTURE SAMMY_P]

I was bored.

*Future MyNameIsKooky falls into the pit, followed by Future Nobody*

[FUTURE NOBODY]

Wow, you're part robot! Are you friendly?

[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]

I have been watching you and your friends in search of two of you who are more heroic than all the others, two heroes to join me against evil. I have decided that it's you, Nobody, and-

[FUTURE SAMMY_P]

Me! I have all the advanced weaponry! Machine guns, rocket launchers, chainsaws...

[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]

Maybe you could be number four. I was actually gonna say MyNameIsKooky.

*a bunch of robots come up from a trapdoor in the snake pit*

Yikes! Here, Nobody, MyNameIsKooky, take these*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Aha! A ladder!

*Future LittleZbot tosses two more lightsabers*

*a huge battle begins*

*Future Nobody gets attacked by a robot and stops to look at something*

*the view changes, showing a trapdoor in the snake pit*

[FUTURE NOBODY]

You were right! This is where the Guide was hiding out! Look at this!

[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

A trapdoor within a trapdoor! Clever!

*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky rush towards the trapdoor*

*MyNameIsKooky stands next to a ladder, staring open-mouthed at the battle*

[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]

Er, we're just a figment of your imagination.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Right.

*MyNameIsKooky starts climbing up the ladder*

*Future MyNameIsKooky and Future Nobody jump down the trapdoor*

*the trapdoor closes loudly*

[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]

Shoot. Now how do we get down after them?

[SAMMY_P]

*holding a chainsaw in the air*

Chainsaw.
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Post by Sammy_Bro » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:26 am

OH MASTER NOBODY, PLEASE MAKETH MORE
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Post by Nobody » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:43 am

*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky fall and land on the Enclosed Instruction Guide*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

Ow! That hurt! Now for my first attack... RUNNING AWAY!!!

*The Guide runs into an elevator which immediately breaks and falls, leaving an empty elevator shaft*

[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

SCARY ATTACK!

*the scene briefly changes*

*Sammy_P starts cutting the edges of the trapdoor with the chainsaw*

I suppose we should dig through the floor to get after him.

*Future MyNameIsKooky pulls out a pickax and hits the floor*

*the pickax just sticks there without falling down*

*Future Nobody's expression changes because he has an idea*

[FUTURE NOBODY]

MyNameIsKooky, do you have a rope?

*the trapdoor falls down with the rest of the Future people on it*

[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT, FUTURE SAMMY_P, FUTURE DEEMAN, AND FUTURE MAXNICK]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[FUTURE MAXNICK]

I have a rope!

[FUTURE NOBODY]

*taking a rope from Future Maxnick*

Thank you. I don't believe we've met.

[FUTURE MAXNICK]

I'm Maxnick. I'm LittleZbot's friend. He's the guy who thinks you're a hero.

[FUTURE NOBODY]

Got it. Now...

*Future Nobody takes the pickax and sticks it in the ground near the elevator shaft, then ties the rope to it and drops it down the elevator shaft*

...we go down.

*pause*

In a good way.

*the group slides down the rope*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

*appearing much bigger and tougher*

I am the Enclosed Instruction Guide no longer. I am... the Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Autographed Edition!

[FUTURE NOBODY]

I think I'll just call you the Guide.

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

But that's not as ego-boosting.

[FUTURE NOBODY]

But it's easier to remember.

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

I don't care. Just say it.

[FUTURE NOBODY]

No.

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

Then I will unleash... THE KILLER BICYCLE!

*Killer Bicycle comes out from behind a door making strange mechanical noises*

*Future LittleZbot slices it in half with a lightsaber*

*the noises stop*

Well, that was anti-climactic. However, I have one more trick hidden within my pages!

*floorless cages fall, trapping Future Deeman, Future Sammy_P, Future Maxnick, and Future LittleZbot*

Don't try chainsawing them, or burning them to a crisp with those glowing twig things, they're completely indestructible!

*a pile of glowing blue socks falls on Future MyNameIsKooky, burying him*

It looks like it's up to you now, Nobody.

[FUTURE SAMMY_P]

Not so fast! These cages may be indestructible, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE FLOORS!

*Future Sammy_P saws a hole in the floor underneath him with his chainsaw, but of course falls down it*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*Future Nobody and the Guide fight*

*Future MyNameIsKooky teleports out from under the socks in front of Future Nobody*

[FUTURE NOBODY]

What just happened?

[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

No idea.

*Future MyNameIsKooky teleports on above the Guide and lands on him*

Hey, Nobody, I think I might have teleporting powers! That's just as good as Superpowers!

[FUTURE NOBODY]

My Superpowers! I forgot about them!

*Future Nobody sends a Superpower Blast at the Enclosed Instruction Guide*

*the Enclosed Instruction Guide throws a knife at Future Nobody*

*the Guide is defeated*

[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]

You did it. You defeated the Guide.

[NARRATOR]

Later, in the present...

*the scene changes to a party*

*a banner says 'SOME MASTERMIND BOOK DEFEATED'*

*Nobody takes a snack from a tray*

*Sammy_P takes a snack*

*Orza takes a snack*

*MyNameIsKooky takes a snack*

*Deeman takes a snack*

*LittleZbot takes a snack*

*Maxnick takes a snack*

*Qloof takes a snack*

*Billy Bob takes a bite out of the tray*

[SAMMY_P]

Hey, MyNameIsKooky, have I introduced you to my brother?

[SAMMY_BRO]

Hey, I'm Sammy_Bro.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

NOOOOOOOO...

*Deeman, Giant Spider, and LittleZbot dance*

*MyNameIsKooky slips on spilled liquid and falls on Nobody*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Sorry, I slipped...

[NOBODY]

It's fine. We defeated the Guide, after all! Now everything will go back to normal.

*a mailbox is shown saying 'Jeff'*

[NOBODY] (voiceover)

You know, while we were fighting, I ripped out the Guide's autograph page. It says 'Jeff Bobblebrain'.

*there's a close-up on Jeff Bobblebrain's hand then the camera zooms iout to show him*

I think I'll remember that.

[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]

Well, that venture into authorhood didn't turn out so well. Of course, with my new invention, I'm back into making things that don't turn evil!

[TRANSFORMO]

*as a man*

Master, do you have any pink lemonade?

[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]

Sorry. I'm out. How about good old fashioned yellow? Or cyan. It's my latest experiment.

[TRANSFORMO]

No. I want pink. You could let me out to get some more. It doesn't matter how.

[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]

Let you out? Before my work is complete? But...

*Transformo turns into a tiger*

*Transformo growls*

What!? This can't be! You're not designed to attack me!

*Transformo lunges at the camera*

*cut to black*

*possible credit roll*
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Post by MyNameIsKooky » Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:20 am

The end?
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Post by Nobody » Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:06 pm

I guess. Of the plot if not of the movie, anyway.
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Post by MyNameIsKooky » Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:49 pm

Like casts will work on parts separately maybe?

Blah>Credits>Blah>Credits>Etc
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