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The first movie would just be called Wefight, or maybe to be fancy Wefight: Reign of the Book. The next one would be called: Wefight: The Spooky Forest(s). Then Wefight: Cartoon Mayhem. After the Cartoon plot comes a plot big enough for several movies, and I'm not reading past wefight posts just to come up with names.
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THIS TOPIC IS NOW SAVED FROM PAGE 2.
So, um, opening credits, draft one?
*the camera shows a large stash of carrots in a dark fortress. Evil Bunny sneaks around, but we are not sure what it is*
*Forest Monster is in the darkness so it can't be seen well*
[FOREST MONSTER]
You have been stealing from my carrot stash.
*Evil Bunny comes onscreen, now clearly visible*
[EVIL BUNNY]
S-sorry. I didn't realize anyone lived here.
[FOREST MONSTER]
I doubt that. However, I will forgive you on one condition.
[EVIL BUNNY]
What's that, sir?
[FOREST MONSTER]
Feed me.
*the scene changes to Jeff Bobblebrain writing in the Enclosed Instruction Guide. as the camera gets closer the writing is show to be the opening credits*
So, um, opening credits, draft one?
*the camera shows a large stash of carrots in a dark fortress. Evil Bunny sneaks around, but we are not sure what it is*
*Forest Monster is in the darkness so it can't be seen well*
[FOREST MONSTER]
You have been stealing from my carrot stash.
*Evil Bunny comes onscreen, now clearly visible*
[EVIL BUNNY]
S-sorry. I didn't realize anyone lived here.
[FOREST MONSTER]
I doubt that. However, I will forgive you on one condition.
[EVIL BUNNY]
What's that, sir?
[FOREST MONSTER]
Feed me.
*the scene changes to Jeff Bobblebrain writing in the Enclosed Instruction Guide. as the camera gets closer the writing is show to be the opening credits*
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Script first draft part two:
[BLAST!10] (voiceover)
If you think I'm just an ordinary guy, you're wrong. I am more than ordinary. I am a Superhero. My life has never been the same since. I am Blast!10.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*with a large bite of burger in mouth*
Yum! This burger is so delicious!
*suddenly, the Mutant Sock appears, dramatic music plays*
[NOBODY]
Aaaaaah! Oh my, oh my, I must prepare my BORING ATTACK OF NAPTIME.
*Nobody runs around but crashes into a tree*
*Blast!10 appears from above like Superman*
[BLAST!10]
*bludgeoning the Mutant Sock with a lightbulb*
Need any help?
*MyNameIsKooky runs in with the Explosive Toilet, but it explodes and he falls to the ground hard*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Aaaah!
*we glimpse the Treasures of the Elements flying into the sky before the view changes and Blast!10 defeats Mutant Sock*
*Blast!10 heals MyNameIsKooky and Nobody*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Thank you sir!
[BLAST!10]
I do this sort of thing all the time. Farewell!
*Blast!10 salutes with the lightbulb and disappears in a purple flash*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Shiny!
[NOBODY]
Aww! I lost my burger when I crashed into that tree! You have yours?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I lost mine when I blew up.
[NOBODY]
You lost your burger when you... what?
[BLAST!10] (voiceover)
If you think I'm just an ordinary guy, you're wrong. I am more than ordinary. I am a Superhero. My life has never been the same since. I am Blast!10.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*with a large bite of burger in mouth*
Yum! This burger is so delicious!
*suddenly, the Mutant Sock appears, dramatic music plays*
[NOBODY]
Aaaaaah! Oh my, oh my, I must prepare my BORING ATTACK OF NAPTIME.
*Nobody runs around but crashes into a tree*
*Blast!10 appears from above like Superman*
[BLAST!10]
*bludgeoning the Mutant Sock with a lightbulb*
Need any help?
*MyNameIsKooky runs in with the Explosive Toilet, but it explodes and he falls to the ground hard*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Aaaah!
*we glimpse the Treasures of the Elements flying into the sky before the view changes and Blast!10 defeats Mutant Sock*
*Blast!10 heals MyNameIsKooky and Nobody*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Thank you sir!
[BLAST!10]
I do this sort of thing all the time. Farewell!
*Blast!10 salutes with the lightbulb and disappears in a purple flash*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Shiny!
[NOBODY]
Aww! I lost my burger when I crashed into that tree! You have yours?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I lost mine when I blew up.
[NOBODY]
You lost your burger when you... what?
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PART 3:
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No idea. Well, with luck, that will be the least of our...
*MyNameIsKooy jumps out*
...troubles.
[MNAMEISKOOY]
Fight me, MyNameIsKooky. I am evil, and part of an army to destroy you.
*Nobody backs up*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*dropping a stick on the ground*
Why would anyone want to destroy me?
[MYNAMEISKOOY]
Political reasons. Now attack me.
*Nobody backs up against his house*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Why do you seem so eager to be attacked?
*Nobody charges*
[MYNAMEISKOOY]
Er...
*Nobody trips on the stick and smashes into MyNameIsKooy*
[NOBODY]
*staggering around holding his head*
Ow! You'll pay for that!
*Nobody pulls a birdhouse out of the ground and starts swinging it around*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*Hitting MyNameIsKooy with a rubber duck*
This is all very abrupt, you know that? Ouch!
*Nobody hits MyNameIsKooy with the birdhouse and falls to the ground*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY] (voiceover)
There's one thing you should know. On my planet, how much life we have left is measured as HP. IF you run out of it, you are what we call defeated, but can be revived. If that ever changed, however, if there was something uncurable like you have... well, that won't happen of course.
*MyNameIsKooky revives Nobody*
[NOBODY]
Hey! Someone help!
*Ozra and Qloof come*
[OZRA]
Oh, cool! I didn't know you had a twin brother, MyNameIsKooky!
[NOBODY]
It's not that, Ozra, he's part of some evil army to DEFEAT MyNameIsKooky
[OZRA]
Ha! Nice try, Nobody. I've always seen through every one of your jokes.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*attacking MyNameIsKooy*
YAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ohhhhh...
*falls to the ground*
[OZRA]
Oh.
*Ozra and Qloof start attacking MyNameIsKooy while Nobody revives MyNameIsKooky*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*picking up a stick*
I wonder...?
[NOBODY]
If that's a magic wand? I doubt it.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No, I meant it might be the key to defeating this guy without getting hurt.
*MyNameIsKooky rushes into the fight and hits MyNameIsKooy with a stick, defeating him*
*Deeman rushes to the scene*
[DEEMAN] (out of breath)
I came... as soon as I heard... what's wrong?
[NOBODY]
Don't worry Deeman, it's all over with. Just some crazy guy saying he's from an evil army and is trying to destroy MyNameIsKooky or something.
[DEEMAN]
Sounds serious to me.
[NOBODY]
Blah, I'm sure it's not.
*gunfire is heard*
[DEEMAN] (frightened)
You might want to rethink that, Nobody.
*Ninja jumps down from the tree, does a flip on the lowest branch, and lands on the ground*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Are you from the army too?
*Nobody dumps the root beer from a glass bottle on his head and throws the empty bottle at Ninja*
*Ninja jumps out of the way*
[NOBDOY, OZRA, and QLOOF]
I'm getting outta here.
*Ozra and Qloof run off while Nobody hurriedly climbs a tree*
*Nobody drops a coconut from the tree*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Aaaargh!
[NOBODY]
Yes!
*looks down and sees Future Nobody lying facedown on the ground while MyNameIsKooky struggles against Ninja from atop a trap door*
Oh, shoot.
*as if in response, gunfire knocks Nobody out of the tree*
*Nobody runs through the trees while getting shot at, there are some close misses involving Nobody hiding behind trees*
*the scene cuts to MyNameIsKooky throwing a doorknob at Ninja which bounces off his head*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*looks down to see he's on a trapdoor held shut with a rope*
Uh oh.
*Ninja throws a knife that cuts the rope and MyNameIsKooky falls*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No idea. Well, with luck, that will be the least of our...
*MyNameIsKooy jumps out*
...troubles.
[MNAMEISKOOY]
Fight me, MyNameIsKooky. I am evil, and part of an army to destroy you.
*Nobody backs up*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*dropping a stick on the ground*
Why would anyone want to destroy me?
[MYNAMEISKOOY]
Political reasons. Now attack me.
*Nobody backs up against his house*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Why do you seem so eager to be attacked?
*Nobody charges*
[MYNAMEISKOOY]
Er...
*Nobody trips on the stick and smashes into MyNameIsKooy*
[NOBODY]
*staggering around holding his head*
Ow! You'll pay for that!
*Nobody pulls a birdhouse out of the ground and starts swinging it around*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*Hitting MyNameIsKooy with a rubber duck*
This is all very abrupt, you know that? Ouch!
*Nobody hits MyNameIsKooy with the birdhouse and falls to the ground*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY] (voiceover)
There's one thing you should know. On my planet, how much life we have left is measured as HP. IF you run out of it, you are what we call defeated, but can be revived. If that ever changed, however, if there was something uncurable like you have... well, that won't happen of course.
*MyNameIsKooky revives Nobody*
[NOBODY]
Hey! Someone help!
*Ozra and Qloof come*
[OZRA]
Oh, cool! I didn't know you had a twin brother, MyNameIsKooky!
[NOBODY]
It's not that, Ozra, he's part of some evil army to DEFEAT MyNameIsKooky
[OZRA]
Ha! Nice try, Nobody. I've always seen through every one of your jokes.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*attacking MyNameIsKooy*
YAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ohhhhh...
*falls to the ground*
[OZRA]
Oh.
*Ozra and Qloof start attacking MyNameIsKooy while Nobody revives MyNameIsKooky*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*picking up a stick*
I wonder...?
[NOBODY]
If that's a magic wand? I doubt it.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No, I meant it might be the key to defeating this guy without getting hurt.
*MyNameIsKooky rushes into the fight and hits MyNameIsKooy with a stick, defeating him*
*Deeman rushes to the scene*
[DEEMAN] (out of breath)
I came... as soon as I heard... what's wrong?
[NOBODY]
Don't worry Deeman, it's all over with. Just some crazy guy saying he's from an evil army and is trying to destroy MyNameIsKooky or something.
[DEEMAN]
Sounds serious to me.
[NOBODY]
Blah, I'm sure it's not.
*gunfire is heard*
[DEEMAN] (frightened)
You might want to rethink that, Nobody.
*Ninja jumps down from the tree, does a flip on the lowest branch, and lands on the ground*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Are you from the army too?
*Nobody dumps the root beer from a glass bottle on his head and throws the empty bottle at Ninja*
*Ninja jumps out of the way*
[NOBDOY, OZRA, and QLOOF]
I'm getting outta here.
*Ozra and Qloof run off while Nobody hurriedly climbs a tree*
*Nobody drops a coconut from the tree*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Aaaargh!
[NOBODY]
Yes!
*looks down and sees Future Nobody lying facedown on the ground while MyNameIsKooky struggles against Ninja from atop a trap door*
Oh, shoot.
*as if in response, gunfire knocks Nobody out of the tree*
*Nobody runs through the trees while getting shot at, there are some close misses involving Nobody hiding behind trees*
*the scene cuts to MyNameIsKooky throwing a doorknob at Ninja which bounces off his head*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*looks down to see he's on a trapdoor held shut with a rope*
Uh oh.
*Ninja throws a knife that cuts the rope and MyNameIsKooky falls*
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*MyNameIsKooky lands in a snake pit*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
This pit is too deep for me to get up. There has to be some way up.
*the camera, overly zoomed in, follows MyNameIsKooky as he walks near the walls*
Aha! A ladder!
*Nobody runs into the Woodchuck*
[NOBODY]
YOU were the one shooting at me? Gimme that gun.
*steals the gun from Woodchuck and runs back through the trees*
[WOODCHUCK]
*fleeing*
I need to join the good guys.
*the scene changes again, Giant Spider approaching Deeman*
[DEEMAN]
Hey! Lets be friends!
[GIANT SPIDER]
OK.
[DEEMAN]
Well that was easy.
*Mutant Shoe comes, but is immediately eaten by Billy Bob*
[BILLY BOB]
SO DELICIOUS!!!
*MyNameIsKooky climbs out from the trapdoor*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY] (voiceover)
Billy Bob eats... stuff. I don't think he's ever eaten a banana though.
*Nobody comes and shoots Ninja, defeating it*
*Angry Bag of Sandwiches, Evil Calculators, and Evil Cube come*
[NOBODY]
Who the heck is sending this attack!?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
The only thing I can think of right now is that army.
[BILLY BOB]
Mmmm, bag! The contents were disgusting though.
[EVIL CALCULATOR 1]
A cube? BE DEFEATED!
[EVIL CUBE]
A calculator? BE DEFEATED!
*The Calculator and the Cube fight, both getting defeated*
[QLOOF]
Ooh, a calculator!
*Qloof fights the calculator*
*Father Penguin, Baby Penguin, and Mr. Volcano come*
[MR. VOLCANO]
YOU WILL NOT LAST LONG!!!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I'll handle him, you handle the penguins.
[DEEMAN]
Got it.
*MyNameIsKooky starts throwing stuff while Deeman whacks the Penguins*
*Radioactive Chicken appears*
[NOBODY]
Uh oh. I'll take him.
*Nobody and Radioactive Chicken rush into the trees*
*MyNameIsKooky and Deeman struggle*
Aaaah! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Both battles are won, Nobody steps out looking like himself*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[DEEMAN]
What?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
This pit is too deep for me to get up. There has to be some way up.
*the camera, overly zoomed in, follows MyNameIsKooky as he walks near the walls*
Aha! A ladder!
*Nobody runs into the Woodchuck*
[NOBODY]
YOU were the one shooting at me? Gimme that gun.
*steals the gun from Woodchuck and runs back through the trees*
[WOODCHUCK]
*fleeing*
I need to join the good guys.
*the scene changes again, Giant Spider approaching Deeman*
[DEEMAN]
Hey! Lets be friends!
[GIANT SPIDER]
OK.
[DEEMAN]
Well that was easy.
*Mutant Shoe comes, but is immediately eaten by Billy Bob*
[BILLY BOB]
SO DELICIOUS!!!
*MyNameIsKooky climbs out from the trapdoor*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY] (voiceover)
Billy Bob eats... stuff. I don't think he's ever eaten a banana though.
*Nobody comes and shoots Ninja, defeating it*
*Angry Bag of Sandwiches, Evil Calculators, and Evil Cube come*
[NOBODY]
Who the heck is sending this attack!?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
The only thing I can think of right now is that army.
[BILLY BOB]
Mmmm, bag! The contents were disgusting though.
[EVIL CALCULATOR 1]
A cube? BE DEFEATED!
[EVIL CUBE]
A calculator? BE DEFEATED!
*The Calculator and the Cube fight, both getting defeated*
[QLOOF]
Ooh, a calculator!
*Qloof fights the calculator*
*Father Penguin, Baby Penguin, and Mr. Volcano come*
[MR. VOLCANO]
YOU WILL NOT LAST LONG!!!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I'll handle him, you handle the penguins.
[DEEMAN]
Got it.
*MyNameIsKooky starts throwing stuff while Deeman whacks the Penguins*
*Radioactive Chicken appears*
[NOBODY]
Uh oh. I'll take him.
*Nobody and Radioactive Chicken rush into the trees*
*MyNameIsKooky and Deeman struggle*
Aaaah! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Both battles are won, Nobody steps out looking like himself*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[DEEMAN]
What?
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CONTINUED:
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*in a dark hideout*
Nobody was defeated and turned into a Bad Z0mb13. Luckily, I have had a hideout for years, and have stashed it with...
*opens a fridge which is empty except for several cartons of orange juice*
There was supposed to be enough food to last a couple of months. I guess at least I won't get thirsty.
*the scene changes to Orza (I know this is stinky2's thing, but I'm trying to limit characters a bit, starting to eat a bag of Doritos*
*Orza gets paranoid and stabs it instead*
[NARRATOR]
A wave of paranoia, as you can see, came with the attack.
*LittleZbot sees
and 
*
[LITTLEZBOT]
*fighting them with his lightsaber*
There seem to be evils arising... I sense that I'll need at two heroes to join me, even more minor heroes to play their parts. I'll have to watch this bunch of friends closely.
*Billy Bob eats Arrow 1*
[BILLY BOB]
That was delici...
*19 Arrows surround Billy Bob*
ous. Oh, shoot.
[NOBODY]
I can take them. If you will be my slave!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*watching from secret door*
He seems to want slaves now, instead of brains. He's been getting smarter since that brain materialized in the sky and gave him Superpowers.
[NOBODY]
Slave?
[BILLY BOB]
Yes, master?
[NOBODY]
Make me lunch. With orange juice.
[BILLY BOB]
But master, MyNameIsKooky took all the orange juice for his...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Oh please. Billy Bob, don't reveal anything.
[BILLY BOB]
...secret hideout around there somewhere.
*Nobody advances towards the doorway, MyNameIsKooky runs deep into the hideout and gets a bottle of water*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Back! Stand back!
*Nobody drinks the water*
[SAMMY_P]
I'm bored.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAH! How did you get in here, you stalker?
[SAMMY_P]
It's what I do. But I'm bored.
*Nobody pours something into a glass of orange juice sitting on the shelf.*
OOH! A Z0MB13!
*Sammy_P starts firing a machine gun madly*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Stop! Stop! STOP! You're wrecking my hideout!
[SAMMY_P]
Aww. You didn't even get to know me.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
For which I am glad.
[SAMMY_P]
I'm Sammy_P. Who are you?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
GET OUT!
*Sammy_P leaves*
*MyNameIsKooy drinks the orange juice*
Hey! You drank my orange juice! I thought I defeated you! Everyone trying to sneak into my hideout NOW. What is it about this whole attack that has given people an urge to visit my hideout? Out! EVERYONE!! OUT!!!
*everyone leaves, but Doctor Rabbit comes in*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
You need to brush your teeth! Your teeth are dirty!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
GET OUT!!!
*Doctor Rabbit leaves, and the scene changes to outside*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
Try my Magic Toothpaste! So clean, it makes you no longer a z0mb13! Try a sample!
*squirts toothpaste all over a toothbrush and shoves it down Nobody's throat*
*Nobody chokes*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Nobody is no longer a z0mb13? Now what am I going to to with the dump truck full of ice cream I had go to my hideout as food?
*MyNameIsKooky goes outside*
Sir, get out. I can drive it myself.
*MyNameIsKooky gets into the dump truck and dumps ice cream all over everybody*
Oops.
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
Aaargh! Now we all have to brush our teeth!
*Doctor Rabbit wildly brushes his teeth*
[NOBODY]
*throws Doctor Rabbit across the ground*
Take that for choking me to defeat.
*Doctor Rabbit disappears in midair*
What the...?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
An alternate universe! Let's go!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky head towards the place Doctor Rabbit disappeared and end up in a dark area with unnatural seeming lights above*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
I don't like this place.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
You deserve it for calling me dirty.
*it starts raining liquid chocolate*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH!!!
*MyNameIsKooky takes an Insane Party Hat off an insane looking old guy's head, a suspenseful note plays*
*MyNameIsKooky holds the hat upside-down to catch chocolate*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Chocolate! Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
[NOBODY]
Gimme that. It's a hat, not a toy.
*Nobody holds the hat over his head and chocolate gets in his hair and trickles down his face*
Very funny.
*Nobody puts the hat on*
AAAAH! Visions... visions...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
That was my chocolate.
[NOBODY]
Cats... cats.... too many cats...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
You ruined my chocolate!
[NOBODY]
YOU ARE A PURPLE GRANDMOTHER!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Look what you did to my chocolate!
[NOBODY]
STRANGE THINGS! HEE HEE HEE! THE WORLD IS OVER ALREADY!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Say, are you alright?
[NOBODY]
No.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Ah.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*in a dark hideout*
Nobody was defeated and turned into a Bad Z0mb13. Luckily, I have had a hideout for years, and have stashed it with...
*opens a fridge which is empty except for several cartons of orange juice*
There was supposed to be enough food to last a couple of months. I guess at least I won't get thirsty.
*the scene changes to Orza (I know this is stinky2's thing, but I'm trying to limit characters a bit, starting to eat a bag of Doritos*
*Orza gets paranoid and stabs it instead*
[NARRATOR]
A wave of paranoia, as you can see, came with the attack.
*LittleZbot sees
and *[LITTLEZBOT]
*fighting them with his lightsaber*
There seem to be evils arising... I sense that I'll need at two heroes to join me, even more minor heroes to play their parts. I'll have to watch this bunch of friends closely.
*Billy Bob eats Arrow 1*
[BILLY BOB]
That was delici...
*19 Arrows surround Billy Bob*
ous. Oh, shoot.
[NOBODY]
I can take them. If you will be my slave!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*watching from secret door*
He seems to want slaves now, instead of brains. He's been getting smarter since that brain materialized in the sky and gave him Superpowers.
[NOBODY]
Slave?
[BILLY BOB]
Yes, master?
[NOBODY]
Make me lunch. With orange juice.
[BILLY BOB]
But master, MyNameIsKooky took all the orange juice for his...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Oh please. Billy Bob, don't reveal anything.
[BILLY BOB]
...secret hideout around there somewhere.
*Nobody advances towards the doorway, MyNameIsKooky runs deep into the hideout and gets a bottle of water*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Back! Stand back!
*Nobody drinks the water*
[SAMMY_P]
I'm bored.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAH! How did you get in here, you stalker?
[SAMMY_P]
It's what I do. But I'm bored.
*Nobody pours something into a glass of orange juice sitting on the shelf.*
OOH! A Z0MB13!
*Sammy_P starts firing a machine gun madly*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Stop! Stop! STOP! You're wrecking my hideout!
[SAMMY_P]
Aww. You didn't even get to know me.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
For which I am glad.
[SAMMY_P]
I'm Sammy_P. Who are you?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
GET OUT!
*Sammy_P leaves*
*MyNameIsKooy drinks the orange juice*
Hey! You drank my orange juice! I thought I defeated you! Everyone trying to sneak into my hideout NOW. What is it about this whole attack that has given people an urge to visit my hideout? Out! EVERYONE!! OUT!!!
*everyone leaves, but Doctor Rabbit comes in*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
You need to brush your teeth! Your teeth are dirty!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
GET OUT!!!
*Doctor Rabbit leaves, and the scene changes to outside*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
Try my Magic Toothpaste! So clean, it makes you no longer a z0mb13! Try a sample!
*squirts toothpaste all over a toothbrush and shoves it down Nobody's throat*
*Nobody chokes*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Nobody is no longer a z0mb13? Now what am I going to to with the dump truck full of ice cream I had go to my hideout as food?
*MyNameIsKooky goes outside*
Sir, get out. I can drive it myself.
*MyNameIsKooky gets into the dump truck and dumps ice cream all over everybody*
Oops.
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
Aaargh! Now we all have to brush our teeth!
*Doctor Rabbit wildly brushes his teeth*
[NOBODY]
*throws Doctor Rabbit across the ground*
Take that for choking me to defeat.
*Doctor Rabbit disappears in midair*
What the...?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
An alternate universe! Let's go!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky head towards the place Doctor Rabbit disappeared and end up in a dark area with unnatural seeming lights above*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
I don't like this place.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
You deserve it for calling me dirty.
*it starts raining liquid chocolate*
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH!!!
*MyNameIsKooky takes an Insane Party Hat off an insane looking old guy's head, a suspenseful note plays*
*MyNameIsKooky holds the hat upside-down to catch chocolate*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Chocolate! Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
[NOBODY]
Gimme that. It's a hat, not a toy.
*Nobody holds the hat over his head and chocolate gets in his hair and trickles down his face*
Very funny.
*Nobody puts the hat on*
AAAAH! Visions... visions...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
That was my chocolate.
[NOBODY]
Cats... cats.... too many cats...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
You ruined my chocolate!
[NOBODY]
YOU ARE A PURPLE GRANDMOTHER!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Look what you did to my chocolate!
[NOBODY]
STRANGE THINGS! HEE HEE HEE! THE WORLD IS OVER ALREADY!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Say, are you alright?
[NOBODY]
No.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Ah.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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MyNameIsKooky
- Rainbow Spirit Master
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LittleZbot
- Rainbow MegaStar
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- Contact:
YOU HAVE TO GO INTO BUISSNESS! AND I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU SPELL THAT!*shot*
To Shorty, who was immortalized in an adventure.
To Marinus, who was my community older brother.
To Janet, who I will remember every time I wear a toque.
May these lost Wonderlanders find true adventure beyond us.
Discord: LittleZbot#3936
To Marinus, who was my community older brother.
To Janet, who I will remember every time I wear a toque.
May these lost Wonderlanders find true adventure beyond us.
Discord: LittleZbot#3936
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MyNameIsKooky
- Rainbow Spirit Master
- Posts: 9711
- Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:18 pm
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Perhaps we should visit Planet Sanity.
*the scene changes to Planet Sanity*
Apparently that's real.
[MONSTER SANITY THING]
*after making Nobody sane*
ROAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
[NOBODY]
Not so fast!
*blasting the MONSTER SANITY THING*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Woah. How did you do that?
[NOBODY]
Apparently my Superpowers are still active.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Well I guess we can go back home now.
*the scene changes again*
[ORZA]
Blah blah blah, go away.
[BILLY BOB]
Mmm, ice cream!
[QLOOF]
Hello, what is your name?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Perhaps fighting that thing wasn't such a good idea.
*pause*
Hey, a book! Let's read it!
[NOBODY]
*reading*
The MONSTER SANITY THING keeps the universe sane. If you defeated it it's all your fault.
NOBODY AND MYNAMEISKOOKY WILL PAY!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
This is interesting!
[NOBODY]
The Magic Doorknob can turn the universe back to normal. To make the universe normal again, you must find the Magic Doorknob.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Let's do that! Lemme look in this trash can!
*MyNameIsKooky jumps into the Magic Trashcan*
[NOBODY]
Or you could look in this box. That's labeled Magic Doorknob.
*takes a lemon out of the box*
I guess the joke's on me.
*The scene changes to the sewers*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Wow! I'm in the sewers!
*Sewer Water and Rabid Manhole come*
Uh oh.
*Rabid Manhole is defeated*
Huh?
*Sewer Water throws a doorknob at MyNameIsKooky*
YES!
*MyNameIsKooky grabs the doorknob and runs*
*The Evil Baker hums in a shop*
*Nobody takes a lime out of his hands*
*The Evil Baker hums louder*
[NOBODY]
It's just a lime. Oh well, it goes well with my lemon.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Look, Nobody! I FOUND IT!
[NOBODY]
What door did you get that from? It's just an ordinary doorknob.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Actually, I found it in the sewers.
[NOBODY]
That's interesting.
Perhaps we should visit Planet Sanity.
*the scene changes to Planet Sanity*
Apparently that's real.
[MONSTER SANITY THING]
*after making Nobody sane*
ROAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
[NOBODY]
Not so fast!
*blasting the MONSTER SANITY THING*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Woah. How did you do that?
[NOBODY]
Apparently my Superpowers are still active.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Well I guess we can go back home now.
*the scene changes again*
[ORZA]
Blah blah blah, go away.
[BILLY BOB]
Mmm, ice cream!
[QLOOF]
Hello, what is your name?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Perhaps fighting that thing wasn't such a good idea.
*pause*
Hey, a book! Let's read it!
[NOBODY]
*reading*
The MONSTER SANITY THING keeps the universe sane. If you defeated it it's all your fault.
NOBODY AND MYNAMEISKOOKY WILL PAY!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
This is interesting!
[NOBODY]
The Magic Doorknob can turn the universe back to normal. To make the universe normal again, you must find the Magic Doorknob.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Let's do that! Lemme look in this trash can!
*MyNameIsKooky jumps into the Magic Trashcan*
[NOBODY]
Or you could look in this box. That's labeled Magic Doorknob.
*takes a lemon out of the box*
I guess the joke's on me.
*The scene changes to the sewers*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Wow! I'm in the sewers!
*Sewer Water and Rabid Manhole come*
Uh oh.
*Rabid Manhole is defeated*
Huh?
*Sewer Water throws a doorknob at MyNameIsKooky*
YES!
*MyNameIsKooky grabs the doorknob and runs*
*The Evil Baker hums in a shop*
*Nobody takes a lime out of his hands*
*The Evil Baker hums louder*
[NOBODY]
It's just a lime. Oh well, it goes well with my lemon.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Look, Nobody! I FOUND IT!
[NOBODY]
What door did you get that from? It's just an ordinary doorknob.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Actually, I found it in the sewers.
[NOBODY]
That's interesting.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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MyNameIsKooky
- Rainbow Spirit Master
- Posts: 9711
- Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:18 pm
*two guys attack Nobody with a straw and a lunchbox*
Hey! Aah!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Well, I should be going now.
*MyNameIsKooky runs off into a school and falls into a room filled with napkins*
Lucky napkins are soft.
*Unlucky Napkin appears*
UNLUCKY NAPKINS ARE HARD!
*MyNameIsKooky and Unlucky Napkin move around each other in a fight scene as MyNameIsKooky tricks Unlucky Napkin into going behind a shelf, which he pushes against the wall*
Hey! An Interesting Thing!
[NOBODY] (reading)
If you combine a lime, a lemon, a straw, and a lunchbox, you get a COOL DEVICE.
*Nobody works quickly at combining the items*
Aha! Let's see what you can do, COOL DEVICE...
*COOL DEVICE blows up in Nobody's face*
That wasn't very cool.
*the scene changes to outside a house*
*Doctor Rabbit opens the door*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Hello! Is your doorknob the magic doorknob?
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
Yes!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Yay!
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
NOT!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Aww.
*MyNameIsKooky activates the Interesting Thing and appears at Nobody*
Hey, Nobody!
[NOBODY]
How did you get here?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I used this Interesting Thing.
[SAMMY_P]
Hey! I'm bored.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
How did YOU get here?
[SAMMY_P]
I was bored again.
[COOL DEVICE]
60... 59...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
What's that thing?
[NOBODY]
It's a COOL DEVICE, the book, that Enclosed Instruction Guide, it told me how to make it. It blew up in my face and started a countdown to destroy the Magic Doorknob though.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Hiya!
*MyNameIsKooky smashes the COOL DEVICE, but the Interesting Thing gets angry and pulls the Magic Doorknob out of nowhere*
*Nobody steals the Magic Doorknob and uses it*
*Magic Doorknob glows, grows, and turns into a duck*
[NOBODY]
Yes! The universe is sane! Hey, wait a minute, we missed part of the Magic Doorknob page.
[NOBODY] (reading)
The Magic Doorknob also curses the user, making him get attacked by an endless gang of cannibals. Nobody has paid the price for creating insanity. YOU'RE NEXT, MYNAMEISKOOKY!
*Cannibals run at Nobody*
[NOBODY]
Bother.
Hey! Aah!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Well, I should be going now.
*MyNameIsKooky runs off into a school and falls into a room filled with napkins*
Lucky napkins are soft.
*Unlucky Napkin appears*
UNLUCKY NAPKINS ARE HARD!
*MyNameIsKooky and Unlucky Napkin move around each other in a fight scene as MyNameIsKooky tricks Unlucky Napkin into going behind a shelf, which he pushes against the wall*
Hey! An Interesting Thing!
[NOBODY] (reading)
If you combine a lime, a lemon, a straw, and a lunchbox, you get a COOL DEVICE.
*Nobody works quickly at combining the items*
Aha! Let's see what you can do, COOL DEVICE...
*COOL DEVICE blows up in Nobody's face*
That wasn't very cool.
*the scene changes to outside a house*
*Doctor Rabbit opens the door*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Hello! Is your doorknob the magic doorknob?
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
Yes!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Yay!
[DOCTOR RABBIT]
NOT!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Aww.
*MyNameIsKooky activates the Interesting Thing and appears at Nobody*
Hey, Nobody!
[NOBODY]
How did you get here?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I used this Interesting Thing.
[SAMMY_P]
Hey! I'm bored.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
How did YOU get here?
[SAMMY_P]
I was bored again.
[COOL DEVICE]
60... 59...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
What's that thing?
[NOBODY]
It's a COOL DEVICE, the book, that Enclosed Instruction Guide, it told me how to make it. It blew up in my face and started a countdown to destroy the Magic Doorknob though.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Hiya!
*MyNameIsKooky smashes the COOL DEVICE, but the Interesting Thing gets angry and pulls the Magic Doorknob out of nowhere*
*Nobody steals the Magic Doorknob and uses it*
*Magic Doorknob glows, grows, and turns into a duck*
[NOBODY]
Yes! The universe is sane! Hey, wait a minute, we missed part of the Magic Doorknob page.
[NOBODY] (reading)
The Magic Doorknob also curses the user, making him get attacked by an endless gang of cannibals. Nobody has paid the price for creating insanity. YOU'RE NEXT, MYNAMEISKOOKY!
*Cannibals run at Nobody*
[NOBODY]
Bother.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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MyNameIsKooky
- Rainbow Spirit Master
- Posts: 9711
- Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:18 pm
The chicken fight. It never actually got DEFEATED in the script, but it's there.Nobody wrote:*Radioactive Chicken appears*
[NOBODY]
Uh oh. I'll take him.
*Nobody and Radioactive Chicken rush into the trees*
*MyNameIsKooky and Deeman struggle*
Aaaah! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Both battles are won, Nobody steps out looking like himself*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[DEEMAN]
What?
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Maybe if we defeat the Magic Doorknob the curse will break?
[NOBODY]
It's worth a try. But...
*the camera zooms out to show a town filled with ducks*
...the Magic Doorknob is a duck. And it looks just like the other hundred ducks.
*jumps into a pond full of ducks and starts attacking them, but gets chased out by a bunch of cannibals and a zookeeper*
[DEEMAN]
Hi MyNameIsKooky, I read somewhere that the Enclosed Instruction Guide is evil!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
But that's the name of that book that we were reading that told us to find something which cursed us.
[DEEMAN]
Well, it seems you've already encountered it's evils.
[SAMMY_P]
FLAME THROWER!!! YEAH!
*Sammy_P uses a flamethrower to attack ducks*
*flames misfire burning bushes, trees, and fence posts*
*MyNameIsKooky chases a duck onto a pirate ship*
[PIRATE]
'Ello.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*MyNameIsKooky jumps into the sea*
*Nobody fights off some cannibals and starts to attack the zookeeper*
[NOBODY] (reading)
This is a bad idea.
[NOBODY]
That must mean it's a good idea!
*Nobody starts to lose the battle, getting weaker slowly*
Eh? It is a bad idea. I'm losing.
[NOBODY] (reading)
Why are you using me as a weapon? All I tried to do was get you killed!
*the Enclosed Instruction Guide runs away from Nobody*
[NOBODY]
Books can run? Wait a minute, I should probably catch it.
*MyNameIsKooky meets the Magic Doorknob outside of a shop*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Hello!
[MAGIC DOORKNOB]
Hello! Would you like a microwave?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No. How can you talk?
[MAGIC DOORKNOB]
Because I'm the Magic Doorknob.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Really? I'm supposed to defeat you!
[MAGIC DOORKNOB]
Uh, I'm late for an important meeting!
*as the Magic Doorknob runs off LittleZbot is shown watching from a shop window*
*MyNameIsKooky chases the Magic Doorkob through town and eventually catches it*
*Nobody bounces around inside a Metacube*
*MyNameIsKooky kicks the Metacube*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Ow! You will pay for hurting my foot, even though it's my fault for kicking you!
*MyNameIsKooky physically attacks the Metacube until Nobody falls out*
Hi, Nobody! I was looking for you!
Maybe if we defeat the Magic Doorknob the curse will break?
[NOBODY]
It's worth a try. But...
*the camera zooms out to show a town filled with ducks*
...the Magic Doorknob is a duck. And it looks just like the other hundred ducks.
*jumps into a pond full of ducks and starts attacking them, but gets chased out by a bunch of cannibals and a zookeeper*
[DEEMAN]
Hi MyNameIsKooky, I read somewhere that the Enclosed Instruction Guide is evil!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
But that's the name of that book that we were reading that told us to find something which cursed us.
[DEEMAN]
Well, it seems you've already encountered it's evils.
[SAMMY_P]
FLAME THROWER!!! YEAH!
*Sammy_P uses a flamethrower to attack ducks*
*flames misfire burning bushes, trees, and fence posts*
*MyNameIsKooky chases a duck onto a pirate ship*
[PIRATE]
'Ello.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*MyNameIsKooky jumps into the sea*
*Nobody fights off some cannibals and starts to attack the zookeeper*
[NOBODY] (reading)
This is a bad idea.
[NOBODY]
That must mean it's a good idea!
*Nobody starts to lose the battle, getting weaker slowly*
Eh? It is a bad idea. I'm losing.
[NOBODY] (reading)
Why are you using me as a weapon? All I tried to do was get you killed!
*the Enclosed Instruction Guide runs away from Nobody*
[NOBODY]
Books can run? Wait a minute, I should probably catch it.
*MyNameIsKooky meets the Magic Doorknob outside of a shop*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Hello!
[MAGIC DOORKNOB]
Hello! Would you like a microwave?
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No. How can you talk?
[MAGIC DOORKNOB]
Because I'm the Magic Doorknob.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Really? I'm supposed to defeat you!
[MAGIC DOORKNOB]
Uh, I'm late for an important meeting!
*as the Magic Doorknob runs off LittleZbot is shown watching from a shop window*
*MyNameIsKooky chases the Magic Doorkob through town and eventually catches it*
*Nobody bounces around inside a Metacube*
*MyNameIsKooky kicks the Metacube*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Ow! You will pay for hurting my foot, even though it's my fault for kicking you!
*MyNameIsKooky physically attacks the Metacube until Nobody falls out*
Hi, Nobody! I was looking for you!
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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MyNameIsKooky
- Rainbow Spirit Master
- Posts: 9711
- Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:18 pm