If wefight were a movie...-NFG
- DEEMAN223344
- Rainbow MegaStar
- Posts: 3145
- Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:07 pm
- MyNameIsKooky
- Rainbow Spirit Master
- Posts: 9711
- Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:18 pm
[NOBODY]
Hello. I see you caught the Magic Doorknob. The Enclosed Instruction Guide got away though, so I should go!
*Nobody runs off*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
THIS IS THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE. SURRENDER, MYNAMEISKOOKY, SURRENDER.
*Robot 1 rises out of the ground in front of Nobody*
*Nobody changes direction repeatedly*
*Cannibals block Nobody in every other direction*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*being held by Robot 1*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
*Nobody looks up*
[NOBODY]
Bother.
*A Cherry Bomb lands on Robot 1 and bounces off*
*Robot 1 drops MyNameIsKooky*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*Nobody fights his way away from cannibals trying to drag him off*
*Nobody runs to catch MyNameIsKooky*
*Nobody catches MyNameIsKooky just as he's about to hit the ground*
*Magic Doorknob tries to get away*
*Nobody drops MyNameIsKooky and runs after Magic Doorknob*
[CHERRY BOMB]
Initiating KABOOM sequence!
3...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I need to get that bomb to that robot!
*MyNameIsKooky shoes the bomb to make it roll*
[CHERRY BOMB]
2...
*Nobody starts attacking the Magic Doorknob*
1...
*Nobody defeats the Magic Doorknob*
*Cherry Bomb rolls all the way to Robot 1*
0!
*Cherry Bomb explodes*
*Robot 1 is defeated*
*MyNameIsKooky tries to run off*
*Robot 2 comes*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
This robot is smarter, and more deadly. BREAK A LEG! HAHAHAHA!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
NEVER! My legs are valuable!
*Nobody starts to run away, but gets crushed by Robot 2*
*Robot 2 starts stepping towards MyNameIsKooky, trying to crush him*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
You should have read page 667! I am the creator of everything bad that you have encountered! It was I who sent the attack, not that army! Now you go SPLAT. YOU KNOW.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
SPLAT!
[ROBOT 2]
Password accepted.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
Dumb deactivation passwords. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
*Enclosed Instruction Guide gets out of Robot 2 and runs away*
*MyNameIsKooky stops to revive Nobody then carries him into a rocket*
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky sit down in the only two seats in the rocket*
*Blast!10 appears in a purple flash, landing on the floor in a daze*
[BLAST!10] (voiceover)
The lightbulb was actually a time and space traveling lightbulb activated by hitting yourself with it. So now I get back into the story. I'm the superhero, you know.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Ah! A random cactus! HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING!? WE NEED TO TURN RIGHT!!
*MyNameIsKooky hits two random buttons*
*a radio antenna extends from the rocket*
*whatever song is funniest starts playing*
[ROCKET]
Self destruct in [approximate length of sequence, going with 60 for now because it's in the plot] seconds.
*Blast!10 gets up and looks around*
[NOBODY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Sorry. Lemme try more buttons!
*MyNameIsKooky and starts hitting buttons*
[ROCKET]
That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. Please stop pressing broken buttons.
*lasers fire at the Guide*
*windshield wipers turn on*
[ROCKET]
Make a right turn.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO FROM THE BEGINNING, DANG IT!
*the rocket smashes through the cactus unharmed*
Figures.
*MyNameIsKooky keeps pressing buttons*
*the hood pops open*
*Nobody's seat ejects and Nobody flies into the back of the rocket*
*the hood closes*
*Blast!10 sees the countdown timer and realizes the situation*
[BLAST!10]
I'LL SAVE YOU!
*Blast!10 rushes to Nobody's now unoccupied seat and starts pressing buttons himself*
*the rocket moves wildly, finally crashing in a cave*
*the three passengers get out of the rocket one by one*
[ROCKET]
5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
*the rocket explodes*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY] (sarcastic)
Great.
Hello. I see you caught the Magic Doorknob. The Enclosed Instruction Guide got away though, so I should go!
*Nobody runs off*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
THIS IS THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE. SURRENDER, MYNAMEISKOOKY, SURRENDER.
*Robot 1 rises out of the ground in front of Nobody*
*Nobody changes direction repeatedly*
*Cannibals block Nobody in every other direction*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*being held by Robot 1*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
*Nobody looks up*
[NOBODY]
Bother.
*A Cherry Bomb lands on Robot 1 and bounces off*
*Robot 1 drops MyNameIsKooky*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*Nobody fights his way away from cannibals trying to drag him off*
*Nobody runs to catch MyNameIsKooky*
*Nobody catches MyNameIsKooky just as he's about to hit the ground*
*Magic Doorknob tries to get away*
*Nobody drops MyNameIsKooky and runs after Magic Doorknob*
[CHERRY BOMB]
Initiating KABOOM sequence!
3...
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
I need to get that bomb to that robot!
*MyNameIsKooky shoes the bomb to make it roll*
[CHERRY BOMB]
2...
*Nobody starts attacking the Magic Doorknob*
1...
*Nobody defeats the Magic Doorknob*
*Cherry Bomb rolls all the way to Robot 1*
0!
*Cherry Bomb explodes*
*Robot 1 is defeated*
*MyNameIsKooky tries to run off*
*Robot 2 comes*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
This robot is smarter, and more deadly. BREAK A LEG! HAHAHAHA!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
NEVER! My legs are valuable!
*Nobody starts to run away, but gets crushed by Robot 2*
*Robot 2 starts stepping towards MyNameIsKooky, trying to crush him*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
You should have read page 667! I am the creator of everything bad that you have encountered! It was I who sent the attack, not that army! Now you go SPLAT. YOU KNOW.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
SPLAT!
[ROBOT 2]
Password accepted.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
Dumb deactivation passwords. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
*Enclosed Instruction Guide gets out of Robot 2 and runs away*
*MyNameIsKooky stops to revive Nobody then carries him into a rocket*
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky sit down in the only two seats in the rocket*
*Blast!10 appears in a purple flash, landing on the floor in a daze*
[BLAST!10] (voiceover)
The lightbulb was actually a time and space traveling lightbulb activated by hitting yourself with it. So now I get back into the story. I'm the superhero, you know.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Ah! A random cactus! HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING!? WE NEED TO TURN RIGHT!!
*MyNameIsKooky hits two random buttons*
*a radio antenna extends from the rocket*
*whatever song is funniest starts playing*
[ROCKET]
Self destruct in [approximate length of sequence, going with 60 for now because it's in the plot] seconds.
*Blast!10 gets up and looks around*
[NOBODY]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Sorry. Lemme try more buttons!
*MyNameIsKooky and starts hitting buttons*
[ROCKET]
That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. That button is broken. Please stop pressing broken buttons.
*lasers fire at the Guide*
*windshield wipers turn on*
[ROCKET]
Make a right turn.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO FROM THE BEGINNING, DANG IT!
*the rocket smashes through the cactus unharmed*
Figures.
*MyNameIsKooky keeps pressing buttons*
*the hood pops open*
*Nobody's seat ejects and Nobody flies into the back of the rocket*
*the hood closes*
*Blast!10 sees the countdown timer and realizes the situation*
[BLAST!10]
I'LL SAVE YOU!
*Blast!10 rushes to Nobody's now unoccupied seat and starts pressing buttons himself*
*the rocket moves wildly, finally crashing in a cave*
*the three passengers get out of the rocket one by one*
[ROCKET]
5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
*the rocket explodes*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY] (sarcastic)
Great.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
- MyNameIsKooky
- Rainbow Spirit Master
- Posts: 9711
- Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:18 pm
*The three guys advance through the cave, but Blast!10 lags back for ice cream*
[BLAST!10] (voiceover)
I don't even like ice cream. However. I eat it because I'm a superhero. You think Popeye LIKES spinach?
[ROBOT 3]
Hello. I am one of the Guide's robots. I am going rogue.
*Robot 3 pulls out a gun*
*MyNameIsKooky pulls out a grenade*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Eh? How do you use this? Ah well.
*MyNameIsKooky tosses the grenade over his shoulder*
*an explosion is heard*
*rocks start falling*
*the way the guys got in gets blocked*
*Robot 3 steps backwards out of the cave*
[NOBODY]
Don't let him get away and leave us in here!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky dive through the rocks and out of the cave just as the exit gets blocked*
*Blast!10 finishes his ice cream and walks to the other exit*
*Blast!10 shoves the rocks out of the way*
[EVIL BUNNY] (offscreen)
Would you like some ice cream?
[BLAST!10]
I don't like ice cream.
[EVIL BUNNY]
Wha...? But...
*the scene changes*
[ROBOT 3]
You think that made any difference? I'll still kill you.
*hamburgers begin to fall from the sky*
[NOBODY]
That does not happen every day.
*Robot 3 gets crushed by hamburgers*
TAKE COVER!
[BLAST!10] (voiceover)
I don't even like ice cream. However. I eat it because I'm a superhero. You think Popeye LIKES spinach?
[ROBOT 3]
Hello. I am one of the Guide's robots. I am going rogue.
*Robot 3 pulls out a gun*
*MyNameIsKooky pulls out a grenade*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Eh? How do you use this? Ah well.
*MyNameIsKooky tosses the grenade over his shoulder*
*an explosion is heard*
*rocks start falling*
*the way the guys got in gets blocked*
*Robot 3 steps backwards out of the cave*
[NOBODY]
Don't let him get away and leave us in here!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky dive through the rocks and out of the cave just as the exit gets blocked*
*Blast!10 finishes his ice cream and walks to the other exit*
*Blast!10 shoves the rocks out of the way*
[EVIL BUNNY] (offscreen)
Would you like some ice cream?
[BLAST!10]
I don't like ice cream.
[EVIL BUNNY]
Wha...? But...
*the scene changes*
[ROBOT 3]
You think that made any difference? I'll still kill you.
*hamburgers begin to fall from the sky*
[NOBODY]
That does not happen every day.
*Robot 3 gets crushed by hamburgers*
TAKE COVER!
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Where!?
*Nobody looks around, then sees the Time Elephant guarding a time machine*
[NOBODY]
*pointing*
There!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Under an elephant!?
[NOBODY]
No, in that machine!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run up to the time machine*
[TIME ELEPHANT]
Hey! This is MY time machine!
[NOBODY]
Time machine? THAT'S IT! We can defeat the Guide in the past, where he's not as strong yet! Let's go!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run into the time machine*
*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky appear in the past*
*MyNameIsKooky runs towards them with the explosive toilet*
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*tackling Future Nobody as the toilet explodes*
LOOK OUT!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
I forgot. We'll have to avoid contact with our past selves, and even more importantly, their attacks.
*the scene changes to the present*
*LittleZbot runs up to the time machine with Maxnick and Deeman*
[TIME ELEPHANT]
Not you, too?
[LITTLEZBOT]
Yep.
*the scene changes back*
*Ninja jumps down from the tree, does a flip on the lowest branch, and lands on the ground*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Are you from the army too?
*Future LittleZbot and Future Deeman appear*
*Future LittleZbot heads towards the trapdoor while Future Deeman jumps out of the way of the empty root beer bottle*
[NOBDOY, ORZA, and QLOOF]
I'm getting outta here.
*Future Maxnick appears and follows Future LittleZbot and Future Deeman towards the trapdoor*
*Nobody drops a coconut from the tree*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Aaaargh!
*Future Nobody falls to the ground*
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
So much for avoiding our own attacks.
*the scene cuts to MyNameIsKooky throwing a doorknob at Ninja which bounces off his head*
*the doorknob hits Future MyNameIsKooky*
Figures.
*MyNameIsKooky lands in a snake pit*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
This pit is too deep for me to get up. There has to be some way up.
*MyNameIsKooky walks near the walls, not paying attention to the middle of the pit*
*in the middle of the snake pit Future LittleZbot tosses spare Lightsabers to Future Maxnick and Future Deeman*
*Future LittleZbot turns to Future Sammy_P*
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
No thanks. I brought my own weapons.
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
When did you even get here?
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
I was bored.
*Future MyNameIsKooky falls into the pit, followed by Future Nobody*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Wow, you're part robot! Are you friendly?
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
I have been watching you and your friends in search of two of you who are more heroic than all the others, two heroes to join me against evil. I have decided that it's you, Nobody, and-
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
Me! I have all the advanced weaponry! Machine guns, rocket launchers, chainsaws...
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
Maybe you could be number four. I was actually gonna say MyNameIsKooky.
*a bunch of robots come up from a trapdoor in the snake pit*
Yikes! Here, Nobody, MyNameIsKooky, take these*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Aha! A ladder!
*Future LittleZbot tosses two more lightsabers*
*a huge battle begins*
*Future Nobody gets attacked by a robot and stops to look at something*
*the view changes, showing a trapdoor in the snake pit*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
You were right! This is where the Guide was hiding out! Look at this!
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
A trapdoor within a trapdoor! Clever!
*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky rush towards the trapdoor*
*MyNameIsKooky stands next to a ladder, staring open-mouthed at the battle*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
Er, we're just a figment of your imagination.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Right.
*MyNameIsKooky starts climbing up the ladder*
*Future MyNameIsKooky and Future Nobody jump down the trapdoor*
*the trapdoor closes loudly*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
Shoot. Now how do we get down after them?
[SAMMY_P]
*holding a chainsaw in the air*
Chainsaw.
Where!?
*Nobody looks around, then sees the Time Elephant guarding a time machine*
[NOBODY]
*pointing*
There!
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Under an elephant!?
[NOBODY]
No, in that machine!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run up to the time machine*
[TIME ELEPHANT]
Hey! This is MY time machine!
[NOBODY]
Time machine? THAT'S IT! We can defeat the Guide in the past, where he's not as strong yet! Let's go!
*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run into the time machine*
*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky appear in the past*
*MyNameIsKooky runs towards them with the explosive toilet*
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
*tackling Future Nobody as the toilet explodes*
LOOK OUT!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
I forgot. We'll have to avoid contact with our past selves, and even more importantly, their attacks.
*the scene changes to the present*
*LittleZbot runs up to the time machine with Maxnick and Deeman*
[TIME ELEPHANT]
Not you, too?
[LITTLEZBOT]
Yep.
*the scene changes back*
*Ninja jumps down from the tree, does a flip on the lowest branch, and lands on the ground*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Are you from the army too?
*Future LittleZbot and Future Deeman appear*
*Future LittleZbot heads towards the trapdoor while Future Deeman jumps out of the way of the empty root beer bottle*
[NOBDOY, ORZA, and QLOOF]
I'm getting outta here.
*Future Maxnick appears and follows Future LittleZbot and Future Deeman towards the trapdoor*
*Nobody drops a coconut from the tree*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Aaaargh!
*Future Nobody falls to the ground*
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
So much for avoiding our own attacks.
*the scene cuts to MyNameIsKooky throwing a doorknob at Ninja which bounces off his head*
*the doorknob hits Future MyNameIsKooky*
Figures.
*MyNameIsKooky lands in a snake pit*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
This pit is too deep for me to get up. There has to be some way up.
*MyNameIsKooky walks near the walls, not paying attention to the middle of the pit*
*in the middle of the snake pit Future LittleZbot tosses spare Lightsabers to Future Maxnick and Future Deeman*
*Future LittleZbot turns to Future Sammy_P*
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
No thanks. I brought my own weapons.
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
When did you even get here?
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
I was bored.
*Future MyNameIsKooky falls into the pit, followed by Future Nobody*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Wow, you're part robot! Are you friendly?
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
I have been watching you and your friends in search of two of you who are more heroic than all the others, two heroes to join me against evil. I have decided that it's you, Nobody, and-
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
Me! I have all the advanced weaponry! Machine guns, rocket launchers, chainsaws...
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
Maybe you could be number four. I was actually gonna say MyNameIsKooky.
*a bunch of robots come up from a trapdoor in the snake pit*
Yikes! Here, Nobody, MyNameIsKooky, take these*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Aha! A ladder!
*Future LittleZbot tosses two more lightsabers*
*a huge battle begins*
*Future Nobody gets attacked by a robot and stops to look at something*
*the view changes, showing a trapdoor in the snake pit*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
You were right! This is where the Guide was hiding out! Look at this!
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
A trapdoor within a trapdoor! Clever!
*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky rush towards the trapdoor*
*MyNameIsKooky stands next to a ladder, staring open-mouthed at the battle*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
Er, we're just a figment of your imagination.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Right.
*MyNameIsKooky starts climbing up the ladder*
*Future MyNameIsKooky and Future Nobody jump down the trapdoor*
*the trapdoor closes loudly*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
Shoot. Now how do we get down after them?
[SAMMY_P]
*holding a chainsaw in the air*
Chainsaw.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
*Future Nobody and Future MyNameIsKooky fall and land on the Enclosed Instruction Guide*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
Ow! That hurt! Now for my first attack... RUNNING AWAY!!!
*The Guide runs into an elevator which immediately breaks and falls, leaving an empty elevator shaft*
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
SCARY ATTACK!
*the scene briefly changes*
*Sammy_P starts cutting the edges of the trapdoor with the chainsaw*
I suppose we should dig through the floor to get after him.
*Future MyNameIsKooky pulls out a pickax and hits the floor*
*the pickax just sticks there without falling down*
*Future Nobody's expression changes because he has an idea*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
MyNameIsKooky, do you have a rope?
*the trapdoor falls down with the rest of the Future people on it*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT, FUTURE SAMMY_P, FUTURE DEEMAN, AND FUTURE MAXNICK]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[FUTURE MAXNICK]
I have a rope!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
*taking a rope from Future Maxnick*
Thank you. I don't believe we've met.
[FUTURE MAXNICK]
I'm Maxnick. I'm LittleZbot's friend. He's the guy who thinks you're a hero.
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Got it. Now...
*Future Nobody takes the pickax and sticks it in the ground near the elevator shaft, then ties the rope to it and drops it down the elevator shaft*
...we go down.
*pause*
In a good way.
*the group slides down the rope*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
*appearing much bigger and tougher*
I am the Enclosed Instruction Guide no longer. I am... the Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Autographed Edition!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
I think I'll just call you the Guide.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
But that's not as ego-boosting.
[FUTURE NOBODY]
But it's easier to remember.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
I don't care. Just say it.
[FUTURE NOBODY]
No.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
Then I will unleash... THE KILLER BICYCLE!
*Killer Bicycle comes out from behind a door making strange mechanical noises*
*Future LittleZbot slices it in half with a lightsaber*
*the noises stop*
Well, that was anti-climactic. However, I have one more trick hidden within my pages!
*floorless cages fall, trapping Future Deeman, Future Sammy_P, Future Maxnick, and Future LittleZbot*
Don't try chainsawing them, or burning them to a crisp with those glowing twig things, they're completely indestructible!
*a pile of glowing blue socks falls on Future MyNameIsKooky, burying him*
It looks like it's up to you now, Nobody.
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
Not so fast! These cages may be indestructible, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE FLOORS!
*Future Sammy_P saws a hole in the floor underneath him with his chainsaw, but of course falls down it*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*Future Nobody and the Guide fight*
*Future MyNameIsKooky teleports out from under the socks in front of Future Nobody*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
What just happened?
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No idea.
*Future MyNameIsKooky teleports on above the Guide and lands on him*
Hey, Nobody, I think I might have teleporting powers! That's just as good as Superpowers!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
My Superpowers! I forgot about them!
*Future Nobody sends a Superpower Blast at the Enclosed Instruction Guide*
*the Enclosed Instruction Guide throws a knife at Future Nobody*
*the Guide is defeated*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
You did it. You defeated the Guide.
[NARRATOR]
Later, in the present...
*the scene changes to a party*
*a banner says 'SOME MASTERMIND BOOK DEFEATED'*
*Nobody takes a snack from a tray*
*Sammy_P takes a snack*
*Orza takes a snack*
*MyNameIsKooky takes a snack*
*Deeman takes a snack*
*LittleZbot takes a snack*
*Maxnick takes a snack*
*Qloof takes a snack*
*Billy Bob takes a bite out of the tray*
[SAMMY_P]
Hey, MyNameIsKooky, have I introduced you to my brother?
[SAMMY_BRO]
Hey, I'm Sammy_Bro.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
NOOOOOOOO...
*Deeman, Giant Spider, and LittleZbot dance*
*MyNameIsKooky slips on spilled liquid and falls on Nobody*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Sorry, I slipped...
[NOBODY]
It's fine. We defeated the Guide, after all! Now everything will go back to normal.
*a mailbox is shown saying 'Jeff'*
[NOBODY] (voiceover)
You know, while we were fighting, I ripped out the Guide's autograph page. It says 'Jeff Bobblebrain'.
*there's a close-up on Jeff Bobblebrain's hand then the camera zooms iout to show him*
I think I'll remember that.
[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]
Well, that venture into authorhood didn't turn out so well. Of course, with my new invention, I'm back into making things that don't turn evil!
[TRANSFORMO]
*as a man*
Master, do you have any pink lemonade?
[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]
Sorry. I'm out. How about good old fashioned yellow? Or cyan. It's my latest experiment.
[TRANSFORMO]
No. I want pink. You could let me out to get some more. It doesn't matter how.
[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]
Let you out? Before my work is complete? But...
*Transformo turns into a tiger*
*Transformo growls*
What!? This can't be! You're not designed to attack me!
*Transformo lunges at the camera*
*cut to black*
*possible credit roll*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
Ow! That hurt! Now for my first attack... RUNNING AWAY!!!
*The Guide runs into an elevator which immediately breaks and falls, leaving an empty elevator shaft*
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
SCARY ATTACK!
*the scene briefly changes*
*Sammy_P starts cutting the edges of the trapdoor with the chainsaw*
I suppose we should dig through the floor to get after him.
*Future MyNameIsKooky pulls out a pickax and hits the floor*
*the pickax just sticks there without falling down*
*Future Nobody's expression changes because he has an idea*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
MyNameIsKooky, do you have a rope?
*the trapdoor falls down with the rest of the Future people on it*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT, FUTURE SAMMY_P, FUTURE DEEMAN, AND FUTURE MAXNICK]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[FUTURE MAXNICK]
I have a rope!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
*taking a rope from Future Maxnick*
Thank you. I don't believe we've met.
[FUTURE MAXNICK]
I'm Maxnick. I'm LittleZbot's friend. He's the guy who thinks you're a hero.
[FUTURE NOBODY]
Got it. Now...
*Future Nobody takes the pickax and sticks it in the ground near the elevator shaft, then ties the rope to it and drops it down the elevator shaft*
...we go down.
*pause*
In a good way.
*the group slides down the rope*
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
*appearing much bigger and tougher*
I am the Enclosed Instruction Guide no longer. I am... the Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Autographed Edition!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
I think I'll just call you the Guide.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
But that's not as ego-boosting.
[FUTURE NOBODY]
But it's easier to remember.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
I don't care. Just say it.
[FUTURE NOBODY]
No.
[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]
Then I will unleash... THE KILLER BICYCLE!
*Killer Bicycle comes out from behind a door making strange mechanical noises*
*Future LittleZbot slices it in half with a lightsaber*
*the noises stop*
Well, that was anti-climactic. However, I have one more trick hidden within my pages!
*floorless cages fall, trapping Future Deeman, Future Sammy_P, Future Maxnick, and Future LittleZbot*
Don't try chainsawing them, or burning them to a crisp with those glowing twig things, they're completely indestructible!
*a pile of glowing blue socks falls on Future MyNameIsKooky, burying him*
It looks like it's up to you now, Nobody.
[FUTURE SAMMY_P]
Not so fast! These cages may be indestructible, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE FLOORS!
*Future Sammy_P saws a hole in the floor underneath him with his chainsaw, but of course falls down it*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*Future Nobody and the Guide fight*
*Future MyNameIsKooky teleports out from under the socks in front of Future Nobody*
[FUTURE NOBODY]
What just happened?
[FUTURE MYNAMEISKOOKY]
No idea.
*Future MyNameIsKooky teleports on above the Guide and lands on him*
Hey, Nobody, I think I might have teleporting powers! That's just as good as Superpowers!
[FUTURE NOBODY]
My Superpowers! I forgot about them!
*Future Nobody sends a Superpower Blast at the Enclosed Instruction Guide*
*the Enclosed Instruction Guide throws a knife at Future Nobody*
*the Guide is defeated*
[FUTURE LITTLEZBOT]
You did it. You defeated the Guide.
[NARRATOR]
Later, in the present...
*the scene changes to a party*
*a banner says 'SOME MASTERMIND BOOK DEFEATED'*
*Nobody takes a snack from a tray*
*Sammy_P takes a snack*
*Orza takes a snack*
*MyNameIsKooky takes a snack*
*Deeman takes a snack*
*LittleZbot takes a snack*
*Maxnick takes a snack*
*Qloof takes a snack*
*Billy Bob takes a bite out of the tray*
[SAMMY_P]
Hey, MyNameIsKooky, have I introduced you to my brother?
[SAMMY_BRO]
Hey, I'm Sammy_Bro.
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
NOOOOOOOO...
*Deeman, Giant Spider, and LittleZbot dance*
*MyNameIsKooky slips on spilled liquid and falls on Nobody*
[MYNAMEISKOOKY]
Sorry, I slipped...
[NOBODY]
It's fine. We defeated the Guide, after all! Now everything will go back to normal.
*a mailbox is shown saying 'Jeff'*
[NOBODY] (voiceover)
You know, while we were fighting, I ripped out the Guide's autograph page. It says 'Jeff Bobblebrain'.
*there's a close-up on Jeff Bobblebrain's hand then the camera zooms iout to show him*
I think I'll remember that.
[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]
Well, that venture into authorhood didn't turn out so well. Of course, with my new invention, I'm back into making things that don't turn evil!
[TRANSFORMO]
*as a man*
Master, do you have any pink lemonade?
[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]
Sorry. I'm out. How about good old fashioned yellow? Or cyan. It's my latest experiment.
[TRANSFORMO]
No. I want pink. You could let me out to get some more. It doesn't matter how.
[JEFF BOBBLEBRAIN]
Let you out? Before my work is complete? But...
*Transformo turns into a tiger*
*Transformo growls*
What!? This can't be! You're not designed to attack me!
*Transformo lunges at the camera*
*cut to black*
*possible credit roll*
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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