Finally uploaded my video solution! Only took nearly two months, eh?

(Linked in the original post.)
Yeah, this is a weird one. If you need further explanation as to
what the heck is going on, I'd recommend watching my video on glitched transporters (also linked on the OP).
However, a brief rundown:
Spoiler wrote:Transporter priority is important. You want to make sure that you "break" the lower of the two, because the first-generated one (i.e. the upper one) is what you want to have pushed out of whack.
When you break the transporter, you also cause the first-generated Control transporter to slide one space to the left. This allows you to push a box on it, as it is a functioning "unhinged ghost transporter". Make sure to block that transporter and box with that other box!
Then you jump onto where that loose-canon transporter was supposed to be, and you update it by walking one tile down. Note: You can also go up if you'd like, but you won't get gold this way - hence why you'd want to push in the metal box and prepare the wooden box by the green teleporter.
If you move down, then the transporter that was under the box will become a normal transporter in the floor. This lets you walk onto it and collect all of the bonus coins from the other side.
Lastly, the red teleporter is busted because you converted the other one to a glitched static metatile.
Hope this helps explain what even a solution and transporter guide might be unable to achieve?