Appropriate Jokes

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:39 pm

*rewind*

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow."

tails the fox · Post by **tails the fox** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:57 pm

*Rewinds back to old times*
A cave man goes into a cave with 4 other cave man.
The cave man says "Ugo uga"
Another cave man yells "SPARTA! BLARRRGGGGG!!!!!!!"
The whole cave is destroyed.
And so lead to the age of the 21st centry.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:27 am

No offense, but that one isn't that funny.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:53 am

Two guys are in the middle of the dezzert.

Guy1:Chocolate!I need CHOCOLATE!
Guy2:Don't you mean "I need water?
Guy1:I'm about to die here!Do you realy think I wan't my last meal to be water?!?

Muzozavr · Post by **Muzozavr** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:06 pm

I just saw this bit in someone's signature on TVTropes:

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil.

Technos72 · Post by **Technos72** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:19 pm

What is brown and sticky?

A stick

Without seeing quote -

When saw quote -

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:10 am

A man is walking on a desert and sees a well.
The man yells: WATER!
A man jumps out of the well and says: Where?

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:53 am

Something on this forum did me remember this joke, but I'm not quite sure if it's an appropriate one though:

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(answer in one, or a few days)

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:05 am

To get to "the other side."

No, not really.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:06 am

He really wanted to see what cyanide capsules tasted like.

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:14 am

PM sent with the answer to Deeman.

Kooky, I'll send a PM too if you wish, but here are two hints:

What's cheaper, cyanide or gas?

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:19 am

BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT.

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:43 am

Nobody, I don't see any of those 2 hints in your answer, sorry.

I PM'd the answer to Deeman because he reminded me of that joke but if anyone else wants, I PM it too, tomorrow. Good night.

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:52 am

Answer: He got to pay the bill from the gas-company.

Here is also one about people in the desert. Originally I knew it about a Dutchman, a German and a Belgian, because we use to make jokes about our neighbours, but they can be anyone.

Three people have a trip through the desert. One of them is carrying a jerrycan, the second one a big bag, and the third one the door of a car. They ask the first one about the jerrycan, and he says: "Quite simple, it's so hot in the desert, and when I get thirsty, I can drink some water".

Then they ask the second one about the bag. "Well, actually for the same reason, but I prefer apples and oranges, instead of just water"

"Good idea", said the other one. "But you, what are you going to do with the door of the car?" "Well, when I get too warm, then I open the window"

Muzozavr · Post by **Muzozavr** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:32 pm

(not mine, stolen from TVTropes)

Highlight in case of emergency:

Not now, you idiot! In case of emergency!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:12 pm

Good one!Loled.

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:44 pm

Trolol'd.