The Wonderland Board

READ FIRST:
This is a parody of "Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction" which is a fanfiction for the "Half-Life" series. You can view the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA

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Wonderland: Going Nowhere

AuhtOrs Readings:

forums Of discussions (which is like online disussion forum) wants mE to write story called Wondrlan: goIng nwhre but doesn't know what write but I go ahead anway.

CHAPRURE WUN: THEY GO

StiNky from wundrland was walkieng to somewhare by fountins of bokcasez. Fellow sTinkr "Mighty Lo-rd Lewf" said "stnky, whar are yu goings?".
"i am go to teh "FOUTAINS of BOCK-ACES" to see big FLOW-ER OF BLUE."
Sodenlee Chomper wents on Loof's hand!
"O h know where did champer comee fro-um?"
StaInky whens to get magiek POW and ten kills chomper. And lof was ok but his hand was burnt. WATCH WHER YOU THROWS AT ME just kiding he sayed. HAW HA they lauhed.

CHPATUR TOO: THEY GO A-GAIN BUTT THEY DONT

ULeoof wents with stinkey for FONTAIMS OF BOKACE to FLOWR O BLEU.They arevive and et was nice place and watrfal was ther. Ten we talkled two FOWR-O F blue.
"High blew! How ares you dewings today?"
"I has tooken shards and it well cause voids!"
"NO! NOT AL OF WONDERPLAND!"
"IT'S LATE OF TOO!" and voids staRted apearing on wnderland.
"WE MUST GET OFF PLAN-ET QUICKEDLY!" but Loof was alreally falled into void.

CHAPTERR TEA: ES CAPSE

Stinky has they the planed for escamping teh dangr. He ra-runed back two come to house and go down to basEmen. On-unce there he prEssed sekret butt-on that make rOOcket a-peer. He jump-edly into roachket and startd launch. Tea, Too, Wun, blarst-oof! And he wents to PLANOT UF ZEE BOATS!

What happens next? You decide! Thanks for reading!
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Any comments... or a fanfiction of your own?
And yes, the broken english is intended.

"Planet of the Z-Boats"

I'm also going to make a video too (sort of like the original video).

Is this just completely random? Can anything happen in the next part of the story? Is it just completely made up?

billy bob wrote:Is this just completely random? Can anything happen in the next part of the story? Is it just completely made up?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Is this being continued?

jdl wrote:What happens next? You decide!

*thinks of what happens next*



P.S. You made a spelling mistake.

billy bob wrote:P.S. You made a spelling mistake.

oes noes its iz teh endd uv teh wurld :C

billy bob wrote:P.S. You made a spelling mistake.

Lots of them.

jdl wrote:Any comments... or a fanfiction of your own?

Even if the fanfiction is completely unrelated???

billy bob wrote:P.S. You made a spelling mistake.

P.S. You made a memory mistake.

billy bob wrote:P.S. You made a spelling mistake.

jdl wrote:And yes, the broken english is intended.

Ahem.
And I don't know if it will be continued or not.

MyNameIsKooky wrote:Even if the fanfiction is completely unrelated???

Yes.

Alright. Here's one of my that I wrote. Hang onto your brain cells...

One day, Stinky saw his evil brother Cleany walk down the road, when suddenly Cleany exploded. Stinky was suprised and decided to die. Loof thought this was a bad decision and started throwing muffins! Peegue walked down the road and saw that it was raining alarm clocks. This should give him plenty of time to be mayor! He managed to get his time up to 298:13 instead of his short pathetic time to live his life, 15:00. What a sad, short, life. Qookie decided to eat some Kaboom!s to make sure the rainbow coin next door loses it's adventure.

Stinky tripped over a conviently placed twig. This made him very mad, so he pulled out his brand-new house and went inside it. Suddenly, he got even more mad because he forgot to break his window this morning. Stinky set himself on self-destruct and blew up. Everyone else lived happily ever after.

Loof attacked a Chomper with a stick to make sure it would draw a poster of a dog. Peegue tripped over a conviently placed blimp and fell onto some conviently placed explosive powder kegs. The kegs exploded, causing the rainbow coin next door to break. It has succesfully lost it's adventure! Qookie tripped over a conviently placed Loof and exploded. Suddenly, a magical steel box appeared out of nowhere and hit Loof in the face. This made Loof mad, so they decided to fight.

The steel box was winning. It punched Loof in the face, but Loof couldn't punch it back because all he could do to it is push it, which is usually a very useful ability against Stinky and Lava Pits and Water Pits, and soon to come Acid Pits and Loof Pits.

Cleany was evily planning to take over the universe with a banana peel. This plan is 99% likely to succeed, so we should keep a close eye on him from now on. He was scheduled to meet an evil bus at 2487 o' clock.

Loof pushed the steel box into a lava pit and turned into a Z-Bot magically. Stinky tripped over a conviently placed bonus coin and fell onto a red button. This caused Peegue to fart. This fart has become a bigger threat than Cleany's banana peel. We better keep an eye on that evil Peegue, too. He has been placing red fart buttons of death everywhere. This evil plan may succeed to take over the universe.

Stinky ate a wall and ate another wall and stepped onto a Loof bridge made of Loofs. Stinky instantly fell through since those were ghost Loofs. Stinky fell into a river and quickly grabbed onto a log that was going down it. Stinky was going to find this person who Hex edited this level and push him into lava! Stinky suddenly slipped and his shoe slipped off of his foot. The shoe went flying half way across the universe and smacked into the planet known as DAFg89adfhg, thus causing it to explode.

Peegue was in his office, throwing Kaboom!s at anyone who dared knock on his door. He had 213:14 left to live, and he was not going to let anyone waste it. Meanwhile, Loof snuck up on a yellow timer button carefully to avoid letting the timer button notice him. Loof quickly stomped on the timer button, and turned into a mushroom because he steals too many mushrooms from the mushroom patchs, like Stinky steals beverages from helpless vending machines.

Stinky suddenly got attacked by a dog as he was going down the river. He went flying and hit a toaster, causing it to sadly go away and go on vacation with the magical meatball. Meanwhile, the microphone talked to Loof in Russia and asked him about his bad eating habits. Loof shook his head and talked about trees. This caused the microphone to get angry and turn into a tissue box because of its imaginary nose.

Peegue stepped on a red fart button and turned into a smiley face as he pulled out a warddrobe and proceeded to hide inside of it. However, he ended up in Narnia where he planned to hug the moose of tables.
Cleany decided to enter Stinky's house which happened to be a giant fart button in disguise. As Cleany stepped across the carpet, a giant dried-up pillow began to emerge from the nearby vacuum cleaner. The dried-up pillow then proceeded to reform the house into a portal to a random Chomper's hidden stash of oversized platinum door handles.

Peegue farted in Narnia, which caused his time to deduct to -13:37, causing him to fly up and explode into giant pieces of french toast, destroying all of the universe except for the Chomper's secret stash that Cleany's entered.

Meanwhile, random pieces of gravel tend to repair Stinky in the form of mickey_mouse, who then rages and starts spamming massively and flames the gravel and calls the gravel morons for no reason whatsoever. mickey_mouse then asks to be a moderator. Angrily the gravel morphs into rabid squirrels and implode, leaving mickey_mouse floating aimlessly through the universe until randomly turning into a self-destructing bird feeder.

Cleany then decided to lick the platinum door handles, but got converted to toothpaste by the Chomper. Your Mr. Toothpaste then got placed on a toothbrush which turned into a supermassive black hole somehow and sucked in the remained of the universe.

THE END.