Toaster suggestions [VERY IMPORTANT]
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:45 am
Recently I have noticed that the amount of Evil Toasters games rising. Therefore I would like to post some suggestions for all of you - Toaster-alike or not.
First: Make sure your toast is worm - I mean warm. Or else nobody is going to enjoy the toast because it sounds like bread more.
Second: Make sure your toast is crispy - Uncrispy toast makes unhappy toast defense.
Third: Apples are apples. Blending them with toasts does not make apple pie.
Fourth: DERP OR DIE
That's all. Enjoy your day doomed by the Evil Toaster.
tyteen4a03
That guy who impersonates the Evil Toaster
PS:

First: Make sure your toast is worm - I mean warm. Or else nobody is going to enjoy the toast because it sounds like bread more.
Second: Make sure your toast is crispy - Uncrispy toast makes unhappy toast defense.
Third: Apples are apples. Blending them with toasts does not make apple pie.
Fourth: DERP OR DIE
That's all. Enjoy your day doomed by the Evil Toaster.
tyteen4a03
That guy who impersonates the Evil Toaster
PS:
