Bad Translator - basically Lost In Translation

[Sammy_P]

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Enjoy, I'll post some examples later.

[llarson]

I tried out a few and got these

Original text:I LIKE CHEESE I WANT TO GO TO THE LAND OF CHEESE!

From English: I LIKE CHEESE I WANT TO GO TO THE LAND OF CHEESE!
To Bulgarian: ХАРЕСВАМ СИРЕНЕ, ИСКАМ ДА ОТИДЕТЕ НА ЗЕМЯТА НА СИРЕНЕ!
Back to English: I LIKE THE CHEESE, I'D LIKE TO GO TO THE LAND OF CHEESE!
To Catalan: M'AGRADA EL FORMATGE, M'AGRADARIA ANAR A LA TERRA DE FORMATGE!
Back to English: I LIKE THE CHEESE, I WOULD GO TO THE LAND OF CHEESE!
To Chinese Simplified: 我喜欢奶酪，我就会去奶酪土地 ！
Back to English: I love cheese, I would go to the cheese!
To Chinese Traditional: 我愛吃乳酪，我就會去乳酪 ！
Back to English: I love to eat cheese, I would go to the cheese!
To Czech: Miluji jíst sýr, šla bych na sýr!
Back to English: I love to eat cheese, I'd go to the cheese!
To Danish: Jeg elsker at spise ost, jeg ville gå til osten!
Back to English: I love to eat cheese, I would go to the cheese!
To Dutch: Ik ben dol op eten kaas, zou ik ga naar de kaas!
Back to English: I love to eat cheese, I'd go to the cheese!

End text:I love to eat cheese, I'd go to the cheese!
Original text:Imma little spy.

From English: Imma little spy
To Bulgarian: Imma малко шпионин
Back to English: Imma little spy
To Catalan: Imma mica d'espies
Back to English: Imma little spies
To Chinese Simplified: 伊马小间谍
Back to English: IMA little spies
To Chinese Traditional: IMA 小間諜
Back to English: IMA little spies
To Czech: IMA málo špióni
Back to English: IMA little spies
To Danish: IMA lidt øje
Back to English: IMA a little eye
To Dutch: IMA een weinig oog
Back to English: IMA a little eye

End text:IMA a little eye
Original text:GO FISH LOSERS!

From English: GO FISH LOSERS!
To Bulgarian: ВЪРВИ РИБИ ГУБЕЩИТЕ!
Back to English: GO FISH LOOSING!
To Catalan: ANAR A PERDRE DE PEIX!
Back to English: FISH GO TO WASTE!
To Chinese Simplified: 鱼去浪费吧 ！
Back to English: Fish's go to waste!
To Chinese Traditional: 魚兒的去浪費 ！
Back to English: The fish go to waste!
To Czech: Ryba jít do odpadu.
Back to English: Fish go to waste.
To Danish: Fisk gå til affald.
Back to English: Fish go to waste.
To Dutch: Vis gaan naar afval.
Back to English: Fish go to waste.

End text:Fish go to waste
Original text:EW!

From English: EW!
To Bulgarian: EW!
Back to English: EW!
To Catalan: EW!
Back to English: EW!
To Chinese Simplified: 电子战 ！
Back to English: EW!
To Chinese Traditional: 電子戰 ！
Back to English: EW!
To Czech: FUJ!
Back to English: UGH!
To Danish: UH!
Back to English: UH!
To Dutch: UH!
Back to English: UH!

End text:UH!

This is fun

[Kilicool64]

From English: This translator SUCKS!
To Bulgarian: Транслатора ИЗСМУКВА!
Back to English: Translator SUCKS!
To Catalan: Traductor xucla!
Back to English: Translator sucks!
To Chinese Simplified: 译者糟透了 ！
Back to English: The translator is awful!
To Chinese Traditional: 譯者太可怕了 ！
Back to English: Translator is terrible!
To Czech: Překladatel je hrozné!
Back to English: The translator is horrible!
To Danish: Oversætteren er forfærdelig!
Back to English: The translator is awful!
To Dutch: De vertaler is verschrikkelijk!
Back to English: The translator is horrible!
To Estonian: Tõlkija on kohutav!
Back to English: The translator is terrific!
To Finnish: Kääntäjä on upeita!
Back to English: The compiler is great!
To French: Le compilateur est grand !
Back to English: The compiler is great!
To German: Der Compiler ist großartig!
Back to English: The compiler is great!
To Greek: Ο μεταγλωττιστής είναι μεγάλη!
Back to English: The compiler is great!
To Haitian Creole: Du a gen gwo pouvwa!
Back to English: Du great is the Lord
To Hebrew: דו הגדול הוא האדון
Back to English: A big master
To Hungarian: Nagy master
Back to English: Large master
To Indonesian: Master besar
Back to English: Large Master
To Italian: Grande padrone
Back to English: Large master
To Japanese: 大きいマスター
Back to English: Large master
To Korean: 대형 마스터
Back to English: Large master
To Latvian: Liela pamata
Back to English: Large master
To Lithuanian: Didelių kapitonas
Back to English: Large master
To Norwegian: Store master
Back to English: Large master
To Polish: Wzorzec duże
Back to English: Large master
To Portuguese: Grande mestre
Back to English: Grand Master
To Romanian: Marele Maestru
Back to English: Grand Master
To Russian: Великий магистр
Back to English: Grand Master
To Slovak: Grand Master
Back to English: Grand Master
To Slovenian: Grand Master
Back to English: Grand Master
To Spanish: Gran Maestre
Back to English: Grand Master
To Swedish: Grand Master
Back to English: Grand Master
To Thai: แกรนด์มาสเตอร์
Back to English: Grand Master
To Turkish: Grand Master
Back to English: Grand Master
To Ukranian: Великий Магістр
Back to English: Grand Master
To Vietnamese: Grand Master
Back to English: Grand Master

LOL

[llarson]

MORE

Original text:Uboa

From English: Uboa
To Bulgarian: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Catalan: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Chinese Simplified: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Chinese Traditional: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Czech: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Danish: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Dutch: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Estonian: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Finnish: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To French: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To German: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Greek: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Haitian Creole: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Hebrew: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Hungarian: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Indonesian: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Italian: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Japanese: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Korean: Uboa
Back to English: Uboa
To Latvian: Uboa
Back to English: The Ubo
To Lithuanian: Į Ubo
Back to English: To Beneficial Ownership
To Norwegian: Til fordelaktig eierskap
Back to English: To beneficial ownership
To Polish: Do należytej
Back to English: To the proper
To Portuguese: Para o bom
Back to English: For the good
To Romanian: Pentru binele
Back to English: For the good
To Russian: Для хорошего
Back to English: For good
To Slovak: Pre dobro
Back to English: For the good of the
To Slovenian: Za dobro na
Back to English: For the good of the
To Spanish: Por el bien de la
Back to English: For the sake of the
To Swedish: Av den
Back to English: Of the
To Thai: ของการ
Back to English: Of
To Turkish: ,
Back to English: ,
To Ukranian: ,
Back to English: ,
To Vietnamese: ,
Back to English: ,

End text:,
Original text:Thoust needs potato

From English: Thoust needs potato
To Bulgarian: Thoust се нуждае от картофи
Back to English: Thoust needs potatoes
To Catalan: Thoust les necessitats de patates
Back to English: Thoust needs potatoes
To Chinese Simplified: Thoust 需要土豆
Back to English: Thoust need potatoes
To Chinese Traditional: Thoust 需要土豆
Back to English: Thoust need potatoes
To Czech: Thoust potřebují brambory
Back to English: Thoust need potatoes
To Danish: Thoust behovet for kartofler
Back to English: Thoust need potatoes
To Dutch: Thoust noodzaak aardappelen
Back to English: Thoust need potatoes
To Estonian: Thoust on vaja kartul
Back to English: It is necessary to Thoust potatoes
To Finnish: On tarpeen Thoust perunat
Back to English: It is necessary to Thoust potatoes
To French: Il est nécessaire de Thoust de pommes de terre
Back to English: It is necessary to Thoust potatoes
To German: Es ist notwendig, Thoust Kartoffeln
Back to English: It is necessary Thoust potatoes,
To Greek: Είναι αναγκαία Thoust γεωμήλων προς φύτευση,
Back to English: Necessary Thoust seed potatoes,
To Haitian Creole: Nesesè Thoust pitit pitit ponmdetè,
Back to English: Necessary Thoust son of potatoes,
To Hebrew: הצורך Thoust בנו של תפוחי אדמה,
Back to English: Necessary Thoust son of potatoes,
To Hungarian: Szükséges a burgonya, Thoust fia
Back to English: The son of a potato, Thoust required
To Indonesian: Putra kentang, Thoust diperlukan
Back to English: The son of a potato, Thoust required
To Italian: Il figlio di una patata, Thoust necessaria
Back to English: The son of a potato, Thoust required
To Japanese: ジャガイモの息子、Thoust が必要
Back to English: Son of a potato, Thoust need
To Korean: 감자의 아들, Thoust 필요
Back to English: The son of a potato, Thoust required
To Latvian: Dēls kartupeli, Thoust, nepieciešams
Back to English: The son of a potato, Thous, need
To Lithuanian: Bulvių, Thous, reikia sūnus
Back to English: Potatoes, Thous, the son of
To Norwegian: Poteter, Thous, sønn av
Back to English: Potatoes, Thous, son of
To Polish: Ziemniaki, Thous, syn
Back to English: Potatoes, Thous, son
To Portuguese: Filho de batatas, do mato,
Back to English: Son of potatoes, do mato,
To Romanian: Fiul de cartofi, face mato,
Back to English: The son of potato, do mato,
To Russian: Сын картофеля,-ду-Мату,
Back to English: The son of a potato, do Mato,
To Slovak: Syn zemiakov, urobiť Mato,
Back to English: The son of a potato, do Mato,
To Slovenian: Sin krompirja, naredite Mato,
Back to English: The son of a potato, do Mato,
To Spanish: El hijo de una patata, do Mato,
Back to English: The son of a potato, do Mato,
To Swedish: Son till en potatis, göra Mato,
Back to English: The Son of a potato, do Mato,
To Thai: ลูกชายของมันฝรั่ง ทำ Mato
Back to English: Son of potatoes do Mato.
To Turkish: Patates do Mato oğlu.
Back to English: Potatoes do Mato son.
To Ukranian: Картопля робити Мату сина.
Back to English: Potatoes do Mato.
To Vietnamese: Khoai tây làm Mato.
Back to English: Potatoes do Mato.

End text:Potatoes do mato
Original text:Lard is evil

From English: lard is evil
To Bulgarian: свинска мас е зло
Back to English: lard is evil
To Catalan: llard de porc és el mal
Back to English: lard is evil
To Chinese Simplified: 猪油是邪恶
Back to English: Lard is evil
To Chinese Traditional: 豬油是邪惡
Back to English: Lard is evil
To Czech: Vepřové sádlo je zlo
Back to English: Lard is evil
To Danish: Svinefedt er ondt
Back to English: Lard is evil
To Dutch: Reuzel is kwaad
Back to English: Lard is evil
To Estonian: Searasva kurjus
Back to English: Evil pig
To Finnish: Paha sikaa
Back to English: Evil pig
To French: Porc mal
Back to English: Pork evil
To German: Schweinefleisch böse
Back to English: Pork evil
To Greek: Χοιρινό κακό
Back to English: Pork bad
To Haitian Creole: Move kochon
Back to English: Evil pigs
To Hebrew: חזירים רעה
Back to English: The evil pigs
To Hungarian: A gonosz sertések
Back to English: The evil pigs
To Indonesian: Babi jahat
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Italian: Brutto maiale
Back to English: Ugly pig
To Japanese: 醜い豚
Back to English: Ugly pig
To Korean: 못생긴 돼지
Back to English: Ugly pig
To Latvian: Neglīts cūka
Back to English: Ugly pig
To Lithuanian: Bjaurusis kiaulių
Back to English: Ugly pig
To Norwegian: Stygg gris
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Polish: Nasty wieprzowych
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Portuguese: Porco desagradável
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Romanian: Urât de porc
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Russian: Неприятную свинья
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Slovak: Nasty ošípaných
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Slovenian: Groženj prašičev
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Spanish: Cerdo repugnante
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Swedish: Nasty gris
Back to English: Nasty pig
To Thai: หมูเหม็น
Back to English: Pork, stinky
To Turkish: Domuz eti, kokmuş
Back to English: Pork, rancid
To Ukranian: Свинина, rancid
Back to English: Pork, rancid
To Vietnamese: Thịt lợn, ôi
Back to English: Pork, Oh

End text:Pork.oh

Yeah XD sorry for the long post
EDIT:
Original text:You must not commit adultry

From English: You must not commit adultery
To Bulgarian: Не трябва да направи прелюбодеяние
Back to English: Must not make adultery
To Catalan: No ha de fer l'adulteri
Back to English: Should not make adultery
To Chinese Simplified: 不应作出通奸
Back to English: Should not make adultery
To Chinese Traditional: 不應作出通姦
Back to English: Should not make adultery
To Czech: Nedělej cizoložství
Back to English: Don't do adultery
To Danish: Ikke utroskab
Back to English: No adultery
To Dutch: Geen overspel
Back to English: No adultery
To Estonian: Nr abielurikkumise
Back to English: No adultery
To Finnish: Ei Aviorikos
Back to English: Is Adultery
To French: Est l'adultère
Back to English: Is adultery
To German: Ist Ehebruch
Back to English: Is adultery
To Greek: Είναι μοιχεία
Back to English: Is adultery
To Haitian Creole: Se adiltè
Back to English: Is untrue
To Hebrew: לא נכון
Back to English: Not true
To Hungarian: Nem igaz
Back to English: Is not true
To Indonesian: Itu tidak benar
Back to English: It is not true
To Italian: Non è vero
Back to English: It is not true
To Japanese: それは真実ではないです。
Back to English: That's not the truth.
To Korean: 그것은 진실이 아니다.
Back to English: It is not the truth.
To Latvian: Ne tā ir patiesība.
Back to English: No it's true.
To Lithuanian: Ne tiesa.
Back to English: Not true.
To Norwegian: Ikke sant.
Back to English: Not true.
To Polish: Nie ma wartość true.
Back to English: Is not true.
To Portuguese: Não é verdade.
Back to English: It is not true.
To Romanian: Nu este adevărat.
Back to English: It is not true.
To Russian: Это не правда.
Back to English: This is not true.
To Slovak: To nie je pravda.
Back to English: This is not true.
To Slovenian: To ni res.
Back to English: This is not true.
To Spanish: Esto no es cierto.
Back to English: This is not true.
To Swedish: Detta är inte sant.
Back to English: This is not true.
To Thai: นี้ไม่เป็นจริง
Back to English: This is not true.
To Turkish: Bu doğru değil.
Back to English: This is not true.
To Ukranian: Це не так.
Back to English: This is not the case.
To Vietnamese: Điều này không phải là trường hợp.
Back to English: This is not the case.

End text:This is not the case.They've been lying to us

Original text:MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI

From English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Bulgarian: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Catalan: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Chinese Simplified: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Chinese Traditional: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Czech: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Danish: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Dutch: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Estonian: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Finnish: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To French: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To German: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Greek: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Haitian Creole: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Hebrew: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Hungarian: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Indonesian: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Italian: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Japanese: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Korean: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
To Latvian: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Back to English: BY MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Lithuanian: PAGAL MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: BY MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Norwegian: AV MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: BY MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Polish: PRZEZ MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: BY MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Portuguese: POR MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: BY MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Romanian: DE MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: BY MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Russian: ПО MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: BY MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Slovak: AUTOR: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: BY: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Slovenian: ZA: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: TO: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Spanish: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Swedish: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Thai: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Turkish: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: A: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Ukranian: ВІДПОВІДЬ: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: ANSWER: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
To Vietnamese: TRẢ LỜI: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM
Back to English: ANSWER: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM

End text:ANSWER: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM

[Nobody]

You know, you don't have to post it all...

Original text:

"Give me liberty or give me death!"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Death brings me great advantage."

[llarson]

I know I just do that 'cause you can see how it formed.but I guess I don't have to.

[Nobody]

Original text:

"CATS: With the cooperation of Federation Forces, all of your bases have been taken over by us."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Federal collaboration in teams."

All Your Base seems relatively legible.

[Yzfm]

I tried and:

From English: I like wonderland games created by midnight synergy!!
To Bulgarian: Харесвам страната на чудесата игри, създадени от полунощ синергия!!
Back to English: I like the Wonderland games created by midnight synergy!
To Catalan: M'agrada els jocs de Wonderland creada per sinergia de mitjanit!
Back to English: I like the midnight synergy games Wonderland created by!
To Chinese Simplified: 我喜欢午夜协同游戏由创建的仙境 ！
Back to English: I like the midnight synergy games by creating a fairy!
To Chinese Traditional: 我喜歡通過創建一個仙女的午夜協同遊戲 ！
Back to English: I love the midnight synergy games by creating a fairy!
To Czech: Mám rád hry synergie midnight vytvořením víla!
Back to English: I like the game midnight synergy by creating a fairy!
To Danish: Jeg vildt midnat synergien ved at oprette en nisse!
Back to English: I game midnight synergy by creating a fairy!
To Dutch: Ik spel middernacht synergie door het creëren van een sprookje!
Back to English: I game midnight synergy by creating a fairy tale!



Funny!!

[Master Wonder Mage]

Original text:

"Wonderland Adventures is a fun game."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The game drew upon the Earth."

Original text:

"Ducks are Evil"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" -Zavall "

[llarson]

Original text: Bagels are edible!

35 translations later bing gives us:

Lee Mapin
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Original text: Tea time is time to try some tea sometime

35 translations later bing gives us:

In this case, the
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Original text: Start Translating (Badly!)

35 translations later bing gives us:

(People)

[Yzfm]

MORE!!

From English: SMASH THE DOG!!
To Bulgarian: ГРЪМ И КУЧЕТО!!
Back to English: THUNDER AND THE DOG!!
To Catalan: THUNDER I EL GOS!!
Back to English: THUNDER AND THE DOG!!
To Chinese Simplified: 雷声和狗 ！！
Back to English: Dogs and Thunder!!
To Chinese Traditional: 狗和雷聲!!
Back to English: Dogs and Thunder!!
To Czech: Psi a hrom!!
Back to English: Dogs and Thunder!
To Danish: Hunde og torden!
Back to English: Dogs and Thunder!
To Dutch: Honden en onweer!
Back to English: Dogs and Thunder!

"I AM INVINCIBLE TO FIRE!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fire"

"MY LITTLE SISTER IS EVIL"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Error"

"OH YOU SILLY LITTLE EVIL MAN!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Stupid and evil"

[Nobody]

Original text:

"Need something really translated? Try our new multi-lingual translation community, Ackuna!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translate absolutely nothing? Try the new Ackuna is a multilingual community tradition."

[Yzfm]

"I rescued the little wee stinkers!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"New shop"

"YOU HAVE LOST THIS ADVENTURE!! CAREFUL, YOU HAVE BEEN FROZEN!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You lose your work ((I)) and the bathrooms here."

[Nobody]

Original text:

"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I've been a bit short, flowers and black placée"

[peegman]

Starting Text: Ice Potato

To Bulgarian: Лед картофи
Back to English: Ice potatoes
To Catalan: Patates de gel
Back to English: Ice chips
To Chinese Simplified: 冰芯片
Back to English: Ice chips
To Chinese Traditional: 冰晶片
Back to English: Ice chips
To Czech: Led
Back to English: Ice
To Danish: Isen
Back to English: The Ice
To Dutch: Het ijs
Back to English: The ice
To Estonian: Jää
Back to English: Ice
To Finnish: Ice
Back to English: Ice
To French: Glace
Back to English: Ice
To German: Eis
Back to English: Ice
To Greek: Πάγος
Back to English: Ice
To Haitian Creole: Glas
Back to English: Some ice
To Hebrew: קרח
Back to English: Ice
To Hungarian: Ice
Back to English: Ice
To Indonesian: Es
Back to English: Ice
To Italian: Ghiaccio
Back to English: Ice
To Japanese: 氷
Back to English: Ice
To Korean: 얼음
Back to English: Ice
To Latvian: Ledus
Back to English: Ice
To Lithuanian: Ledo
Back to English: Ice
To Norwegian: Isen
Back to English: Ice
To Polish: Lodu
Back to English: Ice
To Portuguese: Gelo
Back to English: Ice
To Romanian: Gheaţă
Back to English: Ice
To Russian: Лед
Back to English: Ice
To Slovak: Ľad
Back to English: Ice
To Slovenian: LED
Back to English: ICE
To Spanish: HIELO
Back to English: ICE
To Swedish: ICE
Back to English: ICE
To Thai: น้ำแข็ง
Back to English: Ice
To Turkish: Buz
Back to English: Ice
To Ukranian: Лід
Back to English: Ice
To Vietnamese: Băng
Back to English: Tape

Final Text: Tape

EPIC LOLCAKES

[Sammy_Bro]

Oh no! Types of problems intervene!

Original text: "Oh no! I have kind of bumped this topic!"

[|Cookie|]

IDK what is this but, it's funny!
Original text:

"Hi, i'm crazy"

...35 translations later, Binggives us:

"What is not part of the European Union."

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[Wonderman109]

Original text: This translator works sometimes...

To English: This translator works sometimes...

Back to English: This translator works sometimes...

To English: This translator works sometimes...

Back to English: This translator works sometimes...

End Result: This translator works sometimes...



Original Text: Gibberish rocks!

In Gibberish: Gibba-jibba-rish raa--oo-ccks

Back to English: ERROR ERROR ERROR

End Result: ERROR ERROR ERROR



Original Text: I know sign language!

In Sign Language: Point to you, point to your head, make a random sign, point to your mouth.

Back to English: Point at yourself, point at your head, make an odd gesture, point at your mouth.

End Result: Point at yourself, point at your head, make an odd gesture, point at your mouth.

[Monofly]

Starting Text: Spongebob Squarepants Krabby Quest

To Arabic: تزين سبونجبوب Krabby كويست
Back to English: SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby quest
To Ukranian: Квест SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby
Back to English: SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Quest
To Turkish: SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Quest
Back to English: SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Quest
To Chinese Traditional: 本命年劇集 Krabby 追求
Back to English: Year episode Krabby pursuit
To Czech: Rok epizoda Krabby pronásledování
Back to English: Year episode Krabby persecution
To Danish: År episoden Krabby forfølgelse
Back to English: Years episode Krabby persecution
To Thai: ปีตอน Krabby persecution
Back to English: Years now Krabby persecution
To Russian: Лет теперь Krabby преследования
Back to English: Years now Krabby prosecution
To Finnish: Vuotta nyt Krabby syytteen
Back to English: Years now Krabby prosecution
To Romanian: Ani acum Krabby urmăririi penale
Back to English: Years now prosecute Krabby patties
To Lithuanian: Dabar metų baudžiamojon atsakomybėn Krabby patties
Back to English: Now years of prosecution, Krabby patties
To Korean: 지금 검찰, 게살 버거의 년
Back to English: Now prosecutors, crab meat Patty 's,
To Haitian Creole: Pèsekitè yo kounye a te, krab vyann Patty a,
Back to English: Prosecutors now Patty, crab meat,
To Japanese: 検察今パティー、カニ肉、
Back to English: It's Patty, crab meat, prosecutors now
To French: C'est Patty, crabe viande, procureurs maintenant
Back to English: It's Patty, crab meat, prosecutors now
To Hungarian: Patty, rák hússal, ügyészek most
Back to English: Patty, crab meat, prosecutors now
To Chinese Simplified: 帕蒂，螃蟹肉、 检察官现在
Back to English: Patty, crab meat, the Prosecutor now


ROFL

EDIT:
There's more!

Starting Text: Start Translating (Badly!)

To Arabic: البدء في ترجمة (سيئة!)
Back to English: Begin translation (bad!)
To Catalan: Començar la traducció (dolent!)
Back to English: Start the translation (bad!)
To Turkish: Çeviri (kötü!) Başlat
Back to English: Translation (bad!) Start
To Swedish: Översättning (dåligt!) Starta
Back to English: Translation (bad!) Start
To Czech: Překlad (špatné!) Spustit
Back to English: Translation (wrong!) Run
To Danish: Oversættelse (forkert!) Kør
Back to English: Translation (wrong!) Run
To Slovenian: Prevod (narobe!) Zaženi
Back to English: Translation (wrong!) Run
To Norwegian: Oversettelse (galt!) Kjør
Back to English: Translation (wrong!) Run
To Finnish: Käännös (väärä!) Suorita
Back to English: Translation (wrong!) Run
To Lithuanian: Vertimo raštu (blogio!) Paleisti
Back to English: Translation (evil!) Run
To Latvian: Tulkošana (ļaunums!) Palaist
Back to English: Translation (evil!) Run
To Greek: Μετάφραση (κακό!) Εκτέλεση
Back to English: Translation (bad!) Run
To Korean: 번역 (나쁜!) 실행
Back to English: Translation (bad!)
To Hebrew: תרגום (רע!)
Back to English: Translation (bad!)
To Japanese: 翻訳 （悪い ！）
Back to English: Translation （ bad! ）
To Indonesian: Terjemahan （ buruk! ）
Back to English: Translation (bad! ）
To Russian: Перевод (плохо! ）
Back to English: Translation (bad!)
To Bulgarian: Превод (лошо!)
Back to English: Translation (bad!)
To Ukranian: Переклад (погано!)
Back to English: (Bad!)
To German: (Schlecht!)
Back to English: (Bad!)
To Chinese Simplified: （不好） ！
Back to English: (Bad)!
To Chinese Traditional: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Polish: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Portuguese: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Romanian: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Spanish: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Slovak: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Dutch: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Hungarian: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Estonian: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Thai: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To French: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Haitian Creole: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！
To Vietnamese: （壞） ！
Back to English: （壞） ！

Starting Text: Are stinkers stinky?

To Arabic: هل الكريهون نتن؟
Back to English: Is it stinky stinkers?
To Turkish: Stinky stinkers mi?
Back to English: Stinky Museum?
To Chinese Simplified: 臭豆腐博物馆吗？
Back to English: Stinky tofu Museum?
To Chinese Traditional: 臭豆腐博物館嗎？
Back to English: Stinky tofu Museum?
To Spanish: ¿Tofu maloliente Museo?
Back to English: Stinky Tofu Museum?
To Slovak: Zapáchajú Tofu múzeum?
Back to English: Museum of Tofu smell?
To Dutch: Museum van Tofu geur?
Back to English: Museum of Tofu smell?
To Russian: Музей тофу запах?
Back to English: Museum of tofu smell?
To Portuguese: Museu de cheiro de tofu?
Back to English: Museum of tofu smell?
To Lithuanian: Muziejus tofu kvapo?
Back to English: Museum of tofu smell?
To Latvian: Tofu smaržu muzejs?
Back to English: Tofu smell Museum?
To Korean: 두 부 냄새 박물관?
Back to English: Tofu smell Museum?
To Japanese: 豆腐の香りの博物館か。
Back to English: Museum of tofu smell?
To Bulgarian: Музей на мирис на Тофу?
Back to English: Museum of the smell of Tofu?
To Hungarian: Tofu szag Múzeum?
Back to English: Tofu smell Museum?
To Indonesian: Tahu bau Museum?
Back to English: Know the smell of your Museum?
To Estonian: Tea oma muuseum lõhn?
Back to English: Know your Museum smell?
To Vietnamese: Biết của bạn mùi bảo tàng?
Back to English: Know your smell Museum?
To Greek: Γνωρίζω σας οσμή Μουσείο;
Back to English: I know you smell Museum?
To Ukranian: Я знаю, що ви запах музей?
Back to English: I know that you smell the Museum?
To Catalan: Sé que vostè olorar el Museu?
Back to English: I know you smell the Museum?
To Thai: ฉันรู้ว่าคุณกลิ่นพิพิธภัณฑ์ได้อย่างไร
Back to English: I know you smell Museum?
To Czech: Vím, že cítíš muzeum?
Back to English: I know that you feel the Museum?
To Finnish: Minä tiedän, että tunnet museo?
Back to English: I know that you know the Museum?
To Danish: Jeg ved, at du kender museet?
Back to English: I know that you know the Museum?
To Slovenian: Vem, da veš, da je muzej?
Back to English: I know that you know that the Museum?
To Haitian Creole: Mwen konnen ke ou konnen ke mize a?
Back to English: I know that you know that Museum?
To Romanian: Ştiu că ştiţi că Muzeul?
Back to English: I know that you know that the Museum?
To Swedish: Jag vet att du vet att museet?
Back to English: I know that you know that the Museum?
To Polish: Wiem, że wiesz, że Muzeum?
Back to English: I know that you know that the Museum?
To French: Je sais que vous savez que le Musée ?
Back to English: I know that you know that the Museum?
To Norwegian: Jeg vet at du vet at museet?
Back to English: I know that you know that the Museum?
To German: Ich weiß, dass Sie, dass wissen das Museum?
Back to English: I know that you, that know the Museum?
To Hebrew: אני יודע שאתה, אשר יודע המוזיאון?
Back to English: I know that you, who know the Museum?

Starting Text: Welcome00 is awesome than you think!

To Arabic: Welcome00 رائع مما تعتقدون!
Back to English: Gorgeous Welcome00 than you think!
To Catalan: Magnífic Welcome00 que vostè pensa!
Back to English: Gorgeous Welcome00 than you think!
To Chinese Simplified: 华丽 Welcome00 比你想想 ！
Back to English: Gorgeous Welcome00 than you think!
To Chinese Traditional: 華麗 Welcome00 比你想想 ！
Back to English: Gorgeous Welcome00 than you think!
To Ukranian: Прекрасна Welcome00, ніж ви думаєте!
Back to English: Great Welcome00 than you think!
To Turkish: Daha büyük Welcome00 düşünüyorum!
Back to English: I think the bigger Welcome00!
To Thai: ฉันคิดว่า Welcome00 ตัวใหญ่
Back to English: I think the Welcome00 capital
To Estonian: Ma arvan, et Welcome00 kapitali
Back to English: I think capital Welcome00
To Finnish: Uskon, että pääoman Welcome00
Back to English: I believe that the capital of the Welcome00
To Swedish: Jag tror att kapitalet i Welcome00
Back to English: I believe that the capital of Welcome00
To German: Ich glaube, dass die Hauptstadt des Welcome00
Back to English: I believe that the capital of Welcome00
To Greek: Πιστεύω ότι το κεφάλαιο της Welcome00
Back to English: I think that the chapter of Welcome00
To Spanish: Creo que el capítulo de Welcome00
Back to English: I think that the chapter of Welcome00
To Hebrew: אני חושב הפרק Welcome00
Back to English: I think the chapter Welcome00
To Hungarian: Úgy gondolom, hogy a fejezet Welcome00
Back to English: I think that the chapter Welcome00
To Indonesian: Saya berpikir bahwa bab Welcome00
Back to English: I think that chapter Welcome00
To Bulgarian: Мисля, че тази глава Welcome00
Back to English: I think this chapter Welcome00
To Slovak: Myslím, že táto kapitola Welcome00
Back to English: I think this chapter Welcome00
To Polish: Myślę niniejszego rozdziału Welcome00
Back to English: I think this chapter Welcome00
To Norwegian: Jeg tror dette kapitlet Welcome00
Back to English: I think this chapter Welcome00
To Lithuanian: Manau, kad šio skyriaus Welcome00
Back to English: I think that this section of the Welcome00
To Slovenian: Mislim, da ta oddelek se Welcome00
Back to English: I think this section is Welcome00
To Vietnamese: Tôi nghĩ rằng đây là phần Welcome00
Back to English: I think this is the Welcome00
To Danish: Jeg tror, dette er Welcome00
Back to English: I think this is Welcome00
To Romanian: Cred că acest lucru este Welcome00
Back to English: I think this is Welcome00
To Russian: Я думаю, что это Welcome00
Back to English: I think it is Welcome00

Trolololo

[|Cookie|]

To Arabic: تزين سبونجبوب Krabby كويست


To Arabic: البدء في ترجمة (سيئة!)

To Arabic: هل الكريهون نتن؟


To Arabic: Welcome00 رائع مما تعتقدون!

سبونح بوب و البحث عن كرابي .
IDK how to translator Krabby to Arabic.

!إبدأ الترجمة . (بسوء)
THIS IS HOW Start Translating (Badly!) IN ARABIC..

هل الإستنكيرات هم ستنكي ؟
BOOM..

أهلاً وسهلاً00 رائع !

[Yzfm]

"Are Stinkers stinky" goes "هل الستينكرات نتنون؟؟"

!!!أنا أيضا أتحدث العربية يا كيدكيدااا

[Sammy_Bro]

"What happens when you change the translator to Bing (Microsoft Translator) and set the Number of Translations to 35, and turn off the Random Language Order, and then click the Translate! button? You get this:"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Stupid for Bing (Microsoft), section 35, written and oral translation. People with disabilities can use the rash? Use of results"

[|Cookie|]

"Are Stinkers stinky" goes "هل الستينكرات نتنون؟؟"

!!!أنا أيضا أتحدث العربية يا كيدكيدااا

أوووه !!
هل أنت عربي ؟؟
إذاً قتوقعاتي أنا و ab-47 كانت صحيحة !
note: if you wondering what we are talking about, then do.

[ab-47]

Translating this, depended on my friends that know this language

oooh!!
are you arabian??
so ab-47's expectations were correct!

[Yzfm]

I thought I'd never find any arabian one here..

But I did, صحيح؟؟

[ab-47]

I thought I'd never find any arabian one here..

But I did, صحيح؟؟

I'm not an Arabian, I have Arabian friends that know Arabic, so one of them translated that to me.

[|Cookie|]

Translating this, depended on my friends that know this language

oooh!!
are you arabian??
so me and ab-47's expectations were correct!

I KNEW THAT HE IS ARABIAN TOO!

[Yzfm]

I thought I'd never find any arabian one here..

But I did, صحيح؟؟

I'm not an Arabian, I have Arabian friends that know Arabic, so one of them translated that to me.

I know, I was talking about kidkid...

I type english faster, so I prefer english in typing... and on the forums everybody knows engish, so...

[|Cookie|]

I thought I'd never find any arabian one here..

But I did, صحيح؟؟

I'm not an Arabian, I have Arabian friends that know Arabic, so one of them translated that to me.

I know, I was talking about kidkid...

I type english faster, so I prefer english in typing... and on the forums everybody knows engish, so...

Hey! you could go to PcPuzzle Chat, so we could chat there!

[Yzfm]

I would like to, but I don't know how to register/log in.

Somebody help please.