That Time of Year, Again - ~Xmas 2015
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:04 pm
'Tis that time of year once more,
Where every stinker goes to stores,
To buy new shovels and gifts to wrap,
And premium pellets for scritters in traps.
'Tis that time of year where rainbows do glow,
The time where thwarts and stinkers play in the snow,
The time where z-bots and scritters have fun,
The time where chompers and crabs live as one.
A time, where coily and flora are friends,
A time where Mayor Peegue graciously sends
his love from Wondertown to all the stinker folk
and hosts a great feast which nearly makes him broke.
People from all over come to the town:
Fire island, the void, even from star world and around.
When they return home after attending the ceremony,
All the little stinkers go to sleep, peacefully.
After every wee stinker and boomer is asleep,
someone with a red had and white beard makes leap.
The stinker, who's not MNIK, comes over through chimneys,
and asked the parents if wee stinkers were good wees.
Of course they'd say yes, they always are,
so the bearded stinker always gives them a shiny gold star.
After the bearded stinker goes around to everyone,
the stinker returns in a sled to Sundog Island.
And so is the tale, of the bearded stinker,
the greatest saint in the land of wonder,
and so, merry "Xmas", or "Winterfest" to some,
and happy new years, to everyone!
Where every stinker goes to stores,
To buy new shovels and gifts to wrap,
And premium pellets for scritters in traps.
'Tis that time of year where rainbows do glow,
The time where thwarts and stinkers play in the snow,
The time where z-bots and scritters have fun,
The time where chompers and crabs live as one.
A time, where coily and flora are friends,
A time where Mayor Peegue graciously sends
his love from Wondertown to all the stinker folk
and hosts a great feast which nearly makes him broke.
People from all over come to the town:
Fire island, the void, even from star world and around.
When they return home after attending the ceremony,
All the little stinkers go to sleep, peacefully.
After every wee stinker and boomer is asleep,
someone with a red had and white beard makes leap.
The stinker, who's not MNIK, comes over through chimneys,
and asked the parents if wee stinkers were good wees.
Of course they'd say yes, they always are,
so the bearded stinker always gives them a shiny gold star.
After the bearded stinker goes around to everyone,
the stinker returns in a sled to Sundog Island.
And so is the tale, of the bearded stinker,
the greatest saint in the land of wonder,
and so, merry "Xmas", or "Winterfest" to some,
and happy new years, to everyone!
