Adventure #59: Esoteric

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:22 am

MyNameIsKooky wrote: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

TRUE WONDERLANDERS LOVE EVERYONE!!!!! EVEN CRABS!!!!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!!! THIS LEVEL WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE AMAZINGNESS OF CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:25 am

NO

NO NO NO NO

CRABS ARE THE BANE OF THE UNIVERSE

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:27 am

StinkerSquad01 wrote:NO

NO NO NO NO

CRABS ARE THE BANE OF THE UNIVERSE

CRABS ARE THE LOVE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jutomi · Post by **Jutomi** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:26 am

Oh, an other level! This should be nice.

Say, when did all of this text happen? This usually doesn't happen within an hour.

I even saw what I believe was a full day of no posts at all...

Oh, and just so you know, I don't think the "Pow does not kill crabs thing" is a glitch; I think it's a feature to make them dormant, and not move, once hit.

Though, something that is probably a near non-fixable glitch is when you flash a dormant crab into a flo bubble, it wakes up; but, I digress.

I can hardly wait to see this.

Jutomi · Post by **Jutomi** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:40 am

Gasp, this was an amazing adventure.

I can hardly wait to see the Zapbot edition...

P.S. I got gold.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:28 pm

Jutomi wrote:Oh, and just so you know, I don't think the "Pow does not kill crabs thing" is a glitch; I think it's a feature to make them dormant, and not move, once hit.

ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T KILL CRABS IS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING MUST KILL CRABS!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderman109 wrote:
MyNameIsKooky wrote: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO LOVE!!!!!!!!!!
TRUE WONDERLANDERS LOVE EVERYONE!!!!! EVEN CRABS!!!!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!!! THIS LEVEL WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE AMAZINGNESS OF CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH INNOCENT CRAB HATERS WITH THAT ADVENTURE?!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRABS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DESERVE NOTHING SHORT OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE WITH THIS ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:35 pm

MyNameIsKooky wrote: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH INNOCENT CRAB HATERS WITH THAT ADVENTURE?!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRABS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DESERVE NOTHING SHORT OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE WITH THIS ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MONSTER OF A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY LEVELS WILL HAVE CRABS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT, ONE OF MY MAIN CHARACTERS WILL BE A CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:36 pm

MNIK gets a 10 for effort.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:37 pm

Wonderman109 wrote:
MyNameIsKooky wrote: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH INNOCENT CRAB HATERS WITH THAT ADVENTURE?!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRABS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DESERVE NOTHING SHORT OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE WITH THIS ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MONSTER OF A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY LEVELS WILL HAVE CRABS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT, ONE OF MY MAIN CHARACTERS WILL BE A CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jutomi · Post by **Jutomi** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:59 pm

Almost every thing in this game's broken then...

Jutomi · Post by **Jutomi** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:02 pm

Double post, but lets set that aside.

I actually almost feel like making a video solution for these newest levels coming out on this topic.

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:15 pm

MyNameIsKooky wrote:
Wonderman109 wrote:
MyNameIsKooky wrote: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH INNOCENT CRAB HATERS WITH THAT ADVENTURE?!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRABS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DESERVE NOTHING SHORT OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE WITH THIS ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MONSTER OF A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY LEVELS WILL HAVE CRABS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT, ONE OF MY MAIN CHARACTERS WILL BE A CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:17 pm

THIS ISN'T OVER, WONDERMAN!!!!!!!! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE AGAINST CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST YOU WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:18 pm

OKAY, BUT LET'S STOP SPAMMING YOUR OWN TOPIC FOR THE TIME BEING!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:19 pm

CRAB DESTRUCTION IS NOT SPAM!!!!!!!!!!

Jutomi · Post by **Jutomi** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:55 pm

Naup, just depressing.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:06 pm

Jutomi wrote:Naup, just depressing.

ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE DOOM OF CRABS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jutomi · Post by **Jutomi** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:30 am

Fine, I'll deliver my shipment of slaves for you to annihilate immediately after I get inspired to finish Nobody's tennis level.

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:48 am

MyNameIsKooky wrote:CRAB DESTRUCTION IS NOT SPAM!!!!!!!!!!

But spam is crab destruction.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:50 am

Wonderman109 wrote:
MyNameIsKooky wrote:CRAB DESTRUCTION IS NOT SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
But spam is crab destruction.

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:51 am

I've already reported an incident against you in Koopson's help topic. Beware, crab-hunters! Dark days will soon fall upon you.

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:57 am

MyNameIsKooky wrote:
Jutomi wrote:Oh, and just so you know, I don't think the "Pow does not kill crabs thing" is a glitch; I think it's a feature to make them dormant, and not move, once hit.
ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T KILL CRABS IS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING MUST KILL CRABS!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ducks don't kill crabs.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:01 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote:
MyNameIsKooky wrote:
Jutomi wrote:Oh, and just so you know, I don't think the "Pow does not kill crabs thing" is a glitch; I think it's a feature to make them dormant, and not move, once hit.
ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T KILL CRABS IS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING MUST KILL CRABS!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ducks don't kill crabs.

I'm suddenly no longer on MNIK's side. I retract the 10 for effort I gave him.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:01 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote:
MyNameIsKooky wrote:
Jutomi wrote:Oh, and just so you know, I don't think the "Pow does not kill crabs thing" is a glitch; I think it's a feature to make them dormant, and not move, once hit.
ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T KILL CRABS IS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING MUST KILL CRABS!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ducks don't kill crabs.

But Duckoids can. Therefore Duckoids are superior!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:03 am

MyNameIsKooky wrote:But Duckoids can. Therefore Duckoids are superior!

Hmm. Duckoids are pretty great. I guess I'll demote myself to neutral because of your love of Duckoids.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:04 am

Nobody wrote:
MyNameIsKooky wrote:But Duckoids can. Therefore Duckoids are superior!
Hmm. Duckoids are pretty great. I guess I'll demote myself to neutral because of your love of Duckoids.

Or you could join the Duckoids and get the best of both worlds!

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:05 am

I support the Duckoids but not the crab-haters. Duckoids are awesome, crab-haters are unlawful.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:07 am

All crab haters shall become Duckoids! Then Wonderman will approve of EVERYTHING!

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:09 am

That would be a paradox, so I would just grow to hate the specific duckoids that are also crab-haters.

There's no way of winning this. Honestly.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:12 am

Wonderman109 wrote:There's no way of winning this. Honestly.

Okay, let's reach a compromise. How about we kill only half of the crabs in existence?