Roll up Roll up and fetch your depends ....
I hope you get a wee laugh, which was my intention. Anything erring on the derogatory is meant in the spirit of fun and is nothing I wouldn't say about myself (and probably will next week when I have to describe moi)
Besides ...
ALL WONDERLANDERS ARE WONDERFUL !!
Here goes ....
Mette
Mette lives in a beautiful modern architect designed home – single storey, with huge floor to ceiling windows and skylights in every room. She is late20s to early 30s, very petite, only 5’ tall and very slim, she has collar length mouse brown straight hair which kinks over her ears and wire rimmed glasses. Mette is a healthy eater and has fresh fruit and natural yogurt for breakfast every day. Her computer is in the bedroom in front of the window, Venetian blinds, and it overlooks the driveway. Always dressing smart, Mette usually wears a knee length straight dress.
Roger
Roger started out in my mind as an early 20s computer whiz with long black hair, goatee beard and portly appearance. A jeans and t-shirt man who favoured fast food and lived in a studio apartment surrounded by local art and musical instruments. To my surprise, I wake up one morning and he has aged 30 years and is now mid-50s, thick set but very fit, salt&pepper well groomed hair and a short grey beard. Resembling a university professor with tweed jacket (complete with elbow patches) he enjoys fine wine, eating out and is a perfect gentleman. He lives in a penthouse apartment overlooking the City and plays Wonderland in his study on a big black leather chair.
Liz
Lives in an immaculate newly-built 4 bed detached on a new development just out of town – drives a people carrier and is a serial dieter, just managing to stick in the 12-14 size (depending on if its Christmas or not). Liz has long golden brown hair with blonde streaks, blue eyes and attractive features. Her computer is in the lounge where she can keep an eye on the kids while she spends an hour or two with Stinky & Co. She’s 32, reads Catherine Cookson novels, a thoroughly nice person, generous to a fault and popular with her new neighbours. She can always be relied on for that “cup of sugar” or a shoulder to cry on.
Kaboom
Kaboom was originally an American male in his mid-30s til I found out ‘he’ was 15 and hailed from Portugal. Instantly, Kaboom became a young but very bright suntanned young lady, intellectually gifted and top of her class at school. Now I discover she is a he again – I’m guessing jet black short curly hair, tall for his age, still suntanned and still very clever. Compared with his peers, a mature young man.
Davimad
Lives in a remote 300yr old white washed cottage surrounded by green hills and valleys. Davimad’s computer is in the cosy little lounge, low ceilings, beams, dark (small windows) and her computer is on an old table near the open log fire. Horse brasses, old photographs and dried flowers hang from the walls. Her favourite spot is on the rocking chair by the fire and when it gets really cold in Winter, she wraps a tartan blanket round her legs to keep warm. She has meat ‘n’ 2 veg for her tea every day, fish on Fridays and a small glass of sherry every night at 9pm. She is cuddly, has thick grey hair in a bun, rosy cheeks and twinkly eyes. She has a handful of very close friends but otherwise keeps herself to herself.
Popo
Sorry Popo – I think I’m influenced by your recent new job but when I picture you I see the wicked Head-mistress in the film Matilda. I tried to make it a bit more favourable and kept seeing Harry Potter’s Auntie Marge so, I guess, at the end of the day you have GOT to be the actress Pam Ferris- 50+, brown hair. ( I know, I know .. I have the right to remain silent, blah blah – I’ll just grab me coat). Popo is scary on the first encounter but once you get through her armour, she has a soft sqidgy centre and makes a good and loyal friend. A true pillar to lean on. But beware! … you’ll only cross her once …. Is she Good Cop or Bad Cop – I guess I’ll be finding out real soon
Lillian
Ah – Lillie … Lillie was 28 until the Birthday thread came along, she’s still slim, 5’7” tall, with green eyes but her short brown wavy hair is dyed now to stop the roots emerging. (happens to us all…) Otherwise, a great complexion and only a hint of crow’s feet but that’s ok, it’s a sign she laughs a lot. She lives in a spacious Victorian mid-terrace, kids paintings from school are plastered all over the kitchen which is where she sits playing Wonderland. Lillie is devoted to Tottenham Hotspur and her family but not necessarily in that order. Surgically attached to her favourite pair of jeans, Lillie is down-to-earth, good company and her idea of a great night out is a few lagers, lots of laughs and a kebab on the way home. Nearly forgot – she also wears them toe-socks, the ones with 5 extra little bits for each of your toes – like gloves.
Shorty
Shorty is short !
Gen
Gen is the image of ex-Spice Girl Emma Bunton. Early 20s, blonde hair, slightly wavy, blue eyes, cute little upturned nose and a dazzling smile with perfect teeth. Shares a flat with girlfriends – which has the lived in look, parties a lot and often loses her lap top under all the party wear in her bedroom. Gen has a bubbly personality but she’s a bit dizzy and forgetful. Gen giggles all the time.
Jersey
Mmmm – can’t for the life of me think why but …. I reckon Jersey looks just like Jim Bergerac’s girlfriend, lots of freckles, long, very curly, auburn hair, slim with pale blue eyes. Lives in a huge colonial style house on a small island overlooking the ocean, drives a vintage red car and works as an estate agent. Jersey is prim and proper and has never broken a rule in her life.
Lori
Lori – lgrapes – grapes – wine .. yep, Lori lives on a vineyard estate and plays Wonderland on her computer in the pool house, sipping wine of course. She is very thin with straight shoulder length blonde hair. Mid 30’s, looks younger due to heavenly lifestyle. Just like her vines, Lori is extremely well-organised with her possessions and daily routine and likes moving in high social circles.
Duiveltje
Rose is a university student whose computer is surrounded by text books and assignments (many incomplete because she’s always in Wonderland!) Tall and proportionate build, she has shoulder length bobbed light brown hair and specs, can often be seen with a multicoloured ruck sack bulging with books, wearing matching multi-coloured scarf and hat and clutching a box of cornflakes. She’s very quiet and a good listener – enjoys her own company.
Cat
Cat’s an animal lover and works in the local zoo. Almost always in her green overalls, her long strawberry blonde hair has that “could mebbe do with a brush” look – she never wears make-up but doesn’t need to having fresh faced natural features borne of an outdoor life. In her early 20’s, very slight build but very strong – she needs to be for all the tough work at the zoo. Cat is such a tom-boy, she actually prefers to be called Bob.
Ann3120
Ann has short cropped baby blonde hair (bleached, naturally brown hair), early 30s, vivid green eyes and a sprinkling of freckles. Medium height and medium build, she misses home a little and has ornaments on her kitchen window-sill including a red pillar box, a red telephone box, Tower Bridge and a biscuit barrel shaped in the caricature of a British Policeman. She has a picture of the Queen on her mouse mat and Union Flag “Alan Wickers”. (or was that a Union Flag on her mouse mat and a picture of.. no, I’m not going there). Ann has a great sense of humour and likes to make people laugh.
Janetgalle
Everyone’s ideal mother – a kind hearted soul who never loses her temper and cares passionately about her family and friends. She has long curly brown hair worn in a banana clip, bright blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Janet lives in a big house littered with toys and has a state of the art computer in the kitchen/diner where she plays and designs for Wonderland.
Shorty
Part 2 (only kidding earlier)… Shorty is 5' tall, 19yrs old with long black hair most often worn in pig-tails with flamboyant bobbles to go with her flamboyant personality. She’s a night owl and loves to party, would like to shift a few pounds but doesn’t care too much, she’s too busy having fun and living life to the max. She has a dark complexion and deep brown eyes.
The Cat
Mid to late 40s, adopted an image in the 70’s and stuck with it ever since. The Cat wears long flowing skirts, beads, bangles and a bandana. Despite the name, she is a strict vegetarian and meditates every day. Her home is a shrine to cats and her deep interest in white magic is evident with paraphernalia, crystals and incense sticks in every room. A deep thinker, The Cat has a kindness that touches everyone she meets.
Eeyore31
Oh dear – try as I might, I can’t visualise a person for the image of a cute little grey donkey with his tail nailed on.
OK - Total guess – big curly black hair, medium height and build, late 30’s, tall. Full of fun and is happiest when surrounded by lots of family and friends. Life and soul of the party, she enjoys amateur dramatics and likes playing the part of a grey donkey (front end of course)
Ohbehave
Ohbehave also has dark hair and features and measures in at 4’11”. She is kind and generous and works hard for charitable organisations and community events. She is fiercely protective of loved ones and very close to her daughter. She has many friends and is totally selfless. Passionately addicted to Wonderland, she even nips in the local Internet café when she’s in town to check the forums before she gets home!
Bearsland
He's a mountain of a guy with thick wavy jet black hair and fists like Kabooms (no, not our Portugese friend - like cannonballs) - he's a whopping 6'11" and has to stoop to get into his log cabin in the woods where he lives alone save for his dog "Growler". He whiles away the evenings playing Wonderland - don't take him long as he gets thru every level first time - and then has growling competitions with his faithful pooch. He can hit 30,000 feet in 2 seconds, without the aid of a plane (!) But those who know him best at ground level love him to bits, especially his soft side. He's extremely intelligent and won't admit to being a retired rocket scientist.
Jane
Early 30s, short dark blonde hair with a 1980’s flicked fringe kept in place with half a can of hairspray. Jane is slim, fit and active, lives in her sports kit and plays tennis, her number 1 passion for her local team. She has 20/20 vision and green eyes but wears bright blue contact lenses when she goes out with the girls every Saturday night. Otherwise she enjoys being at home with her adorable family.
Superterv
Real name Trevor, late 20s … thin build with short spiky black hair – wears glasses. He’s a quiet man, loves his own company and that of the computer, “just a player” he would rather play games than design them and is also pretty hot on the ole Playstation. He has a job in computing, hates sport of any description and lives on fish paste sandwiches. Every year, for 2 weeks only, he really lets his hair down on an 18-30 holiday. Otherwise, he only leaves the house to walk his big shaggy dogs, who are his life, and to nip to the corner shop for a loaf and a pot of paste.