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Post by lgrapes » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:24 pm

This is fine with me...Mette's descriptions are completely opposite of mine on a few so it makes waiting for the real descriptions even more fun...

I am not completely done with all of them...hopefully by tonight I will post them :D

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Post by Lillian » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:25 pm

I didn't mean that it would alter my opinions at all - why would you think that :shock: I just thought that Mette might be feeling a little "exposed" all out there on her lonesome.
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Post by rmelin13 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:28 pm

I give Mette the credit for getting the ball rolling! Way to go Mette!

I almost posted my guesses last night, but ran out of time. Hopefully
tonight.
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Post by Davimad » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:38 pm

If I had been joining in with the descriptions, my list would have been in first (like the last time)

Kazza gave a good suggestion via PM but I had already posted Mette's.

Mette, I hope you didn't mind.

If you all want me to describe you, I will.

It can only be in fun, I won't take any points.
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Post by Lillian » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:41 pm

Please do describe us - and Popo. It doesn't matter if she has seen the photo's, she can just do the personality bit - it will be fun.

Mine will be with you shortly. Do we just post them on this link ourselves, or would you rather we sent them to you first?
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Post by the cat » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:42 pm

Yes please do.
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Post by popo » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:44 pm

I'll describe Roger. He's the spitting image of Kevin Costner. No word of a lie. Honest injun. 8) :lol: :lol:
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Post by rmelin13 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: You're funny Popo!! I hope you didn't get those photos
mixed up! :lol:

I'd also like to see MAD and Popo guessing. There's so much that can't be
determined from a photograph.
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Post by popo » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:50 pm

I'm rubbish at personalities. I don't think I did that bit last year. And I would have been rubbish at the features too, cos I would have described most of you as totally different from your pics. :roll:
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Post by Davimad » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:53 pm

Yes Lillian, just post them directly to here.

Now I really have to think hard about the descriptions.

Give me a few minutes, must get some caffeine for this. :wink: :lol:
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Post by mette » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:55 pm

Hi all,

I don't mind being the first. I would have been anyway. I just misunderstood the concept :oops: Thanks MAD with dots for posting the first ones.

Mette

EDIT: I've removed my descriptions of ohbehave and shorty from this post, so all my descriptions are now in one post. I failed to see that the first time around :oops:
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Post by Davimad » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:01 pm

Sorry Cathy, put your glasses on. :roll: :lol:

I pasted Ohbehave and Shorty onto Mette's list.

Hope it wasn't painful for them. :shock: :lol:
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Post by Lillian » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:07 pm

OK - here are mine. Mine are a bit longer than Mette's. I truly hope no-one is offended - they are to be read with humour in mind at times.

Just remember - I LOVE YOU ALL :lol: :lol: :lol:


METTE
Aged 30. Small (5ft.2), blond, blue eyes with glasses. Very intelligent looking, independent but deep down is a little pussycat who depends on her man for hugs and support. Probably has her nose in a book all day – when she is not playing Wonderland! Mette and her hubby probably have pet names for each other like “Choo-choo Face” and “Foofy Face”. Her home is completely furnished by IKEA and kept ultra clean at all times. She has probably only got one good friend that she has known from school, she doesn’t need anyone else.


ROGER
Aged 53. Tall (5ft. 10) with short, thick, dark hair, smokey brown eyes, with a beard and wears glasses and always wears a cardigan. Probably has a subscription to Readers Digest and Time Magazine. Extremely loving and sensitive and probably a real 90’s man who respects his woman. Definitely does his share of the housework and probably washes up the dishes after dinner. Always has classical music playing in the background. A heart of gold. Never has a bad word to say about anybody – but probably should speak up for himself a bit more. His wife is his whole life and he adores her.


LIZ
Aged 52. Tall (5ft. 7), dark hair, brown eyes and has a willowy build. Probably always on the go and does everything in a whirlwind. Is a fantastic wife and mother who would do anything for her family. I bet she irons the children’s school uniforms 10 minutes before they have to leave for school on a Monday morning! Dizzy Dora springs to mind! Her whole life is probably spent in the kitchen, cooking, baking, having to make about 5 different dinners as her family come in at different times and all like different food. The TV is always on in the kitchen as she potters about. If she is not in the kitchen, then she is probably happy to ferry her children about from A to B. A really nice lady, without a bad bone in her body.


KAZZA
Aged 34. Short (5ft. 3), blond, brown eyes, vivacious and full of fun. A lovely girl, with a fantastic personality. Loves her hubby and pets to death. Probably a very popular girl in her workplace. Lives in a modern house with brightly painted walls and woodblock flooring in every room. She has a great sense of humour. When she can’t be bothered to cook (most nights) her and her slightly overweight husband tuck into takeaways – they always order the same thing! They probably have pet names for their privates – like Pinky and Perky! Kazza probably has loads of girlfriends and spends her whole day texting gossip. She is a warm, hilariously funny girl and is a complete nutter!


JANET GALLE
Aged 55 (although always comes across as about 35). Tall (5ft. 6), dark curly hair, blue eyes and extremely independent. Lives on a huge ranch with acres of land and definitely has “room for a pony”. Probably very young for her years, with bags of energy for her work and her family. I think she is a fierce businesswoman and all her workers are terrified of her! Has a very creative personality and probably really enjoyed furnishing her home to a high standard. I see crystal photo frames of family on her highly polished mahogany dressers. Loves her family very much and loves the outdoor life. She has lots of time for her children and grandchildren – and they come visit her at every available opportunity because she is the best grandma in the world.



LORI
Aged 39. Tall (5ft.7), long wavy blond hair, green eyes and extremely slim. Definitely gets up really early to make sure her day is completely fully utilised. Probably rushes around all the time, flitting from one thing to another. A lovely lady who loves her family very much. Loves to cook yummy things for her hubby and the family when they come to visit – favouring salads dressed in olive oil, roasted garlic vegetables and a variety of warm bread. A real gem who spends half her life in the garden dreaming. A great sense of humour, in fact she is probably as mad as a hatter, but everyone loves her for it.


GEN
Gentle Gen aged 38. Gen is tall (5ft. 6), skinny with long brown hair, brown eyes and never wears any make-up. Gen is a free spirit who probably wears very little around the house and absolutely never wears anything on her feet. She is extremely gentle and always quietly spoken. Probably sleeps in the nude and reads HELLO magazine when she thinks no-one is looking. A lovely lady who has probably never lied in her life. She has loads of girlfriends who come over for a chat a lot because they value her always truthful opinion.


ANNE3120
Sweet Anne aged 56 – shortish (5ft 2) blond, blue eyes, bouffant style hair, always backcombing it to make it even higher! An adoreable charater who is always laughing. Maybe a little overweight – probably because she scoffs English imported chocky late at night watching re-runs of “Only Fools and Horses”. She has a huge family who all adore her, and she is always in the kitchen cooking Toad in The Hole, Spotted Dick with homemade custard. A real homebird who misses the folks back home a lot. There is never a dull moment in her house because her and her husband spend the whole day laughing.


CAT
Aged 48. Tall (5ft 7) blue eyes with long flowing blonde hair. Probably lives on a small ranch-style house and has horses and animals all over the place. I can picture her riding bareback and entering Rodeo competitions, drinking beer with the cowboys and beating all the men at the Bucking Bronco finals. She loves animals and has about 20 cats – 3 of her own and 17 feral cats that she has adopted. She loves her man cos a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do! She loves the outdoors and can be seen riding her bicycle all over town. Great fun to be around and loves to party.


DAVIMAD

Aged 52. Short (5ft. 2), hazel eyes, dark shoulder-length hair with lots of grey coming through. Probably doesn’t dye it because her loving husband likes it like that. Everything she wears is from Marks & Spencer, including her knickers, which are folded very neatly in her top drawer (which has a lavender scented pot-pourri smelly thing in it). She goes to Tesco’s every Friday morning, at the same time without fail, with her husband who pushes the trolley for her. Loves to experiment in the kitchen and is probably a super cook. Her husband loves her very much, and is as much in love with her as he was when they first met. She definitely wears the trousers in the house and he probably wears her M&S knickers whilst she is out at the Whist Club. Too young at heart to be a Grandma, but is an extremely good one, because she has a great sense of fun for her age.



POPO
Aged 56. Kathy Bates – I mean Popo is surprisingly quite small (5ft. 3) with dark brown eyes and has long dark hair. What she lacks in stature – she more than makes up for in personality. She has a brilliant sense of humour and has a sharp wit that would slice you in half! Her and her husband probably are a bit hippyish, caught in the 60/70’s and frequently have dinner parties with another couple they have known for years. A possible Bridge player - every Saturday night the peanuts and Cinzano Bianco (sometimes the hash!) get an airing for the happy foursome – although Popo is never the “Dummy”! She has a heart of gold deep down, although she would never tell you that. She probably still spoils her children rotten, even though they are grown up. They adore her but respect her. Her husband wouldn’t swop her for the world – and nor would she swop him – he has been her rock, and always will be.


KABOOM
Aged 15. Tall, dark curly hair, brown eyes and wears glasses and a bit skinny. A quiet boy who spends a lot of time on his own. He also spends a lot of time in his room studying and playing PC games. His room is a mass of books and gadgets. He only goes downstairs to eat then goes straight back to his PC. Probably likes sports and has a Figo football shirt which he wears when he plays kick-about with his friends. Will probably get a degree in Maths or Science and do very well for himself.


JERSEY
Aged 33. Very petite (5ft.2), blond, green eyes, straight short spikey hair, with an all-year-round suntan because she goes for a sunbed a lot after she has worked out at the gym. Very athletic and eats health food a lot and therefore has a beautiful complexion which rarely needs make-up. Never without an apple in her hand. Probably not married but has a stream of admirers always calling for a date. A strong, independent woman who makes a very good, sincere friend. A romantic at heart, she dreams of meeting Mr. Right, who will whisk her away on his white stallion. She doesn’t care much for the musclemen at the gym – she is waiting for that tall, dark, handsome, gentle man who will be there for her forever.


OHBEHAVE
Aged 45. Small (5ft. 4), brown eyes, dark hair cut in a modern style. A youngie mum who loves her kids very much. Possibly lives in a remote small town, where chickens roam the streets. I see “Diner” signs and “Motel Vacancy” signs scattered around the town. She possibly runs a Motel or Diner and her childen and their boyfriends help out. She can hold her own when a rowdie starts trouble in the Diner, and probably would win any arm-wrestle competition hands-down! A very kind, sweet lady who would do anything for her family.


SHORTY
Aged 19. Small (5ft. 3), short, green eyes, dark, short trendy hair – probably dyed a different colour to suit her mood. A real tomboy – with grit and “tude”. Adores her mother and her boyfriend and would never let anyone hurt them. Tough on the outside but a little softie really. Has maybe grown up too fast for her years and the little girl side of her emerges when she is let down or hurt. Probably has her bed littered in teddies she has kept for years! Looks after her mum and will never move too far away from her home town.



DUIVELTJE
Aged 40. Tall (5ft.5), blue eyes, medium length blond hair, mainly worn tied back. Has maybe two children who she adores. Her husband has a great job and they live very comfortably in a big house full of wooden floors and wooden furniture. She has a part-time job to fit in with the children. She loves this bit of independence, something she can call her own space. They have a huge garden and spend a lot of time in it as a family. They have great family holidays all over Europe. A very happy lady with a fantastic family life.


THE CAT
Aged 48. Medium height (5ft. 4), hazel eyes, long mid-brown hair, always a little tousled. She has been married for a long time and has hundreds of children and cats. Probably looks a bit like a cat too – especially around the eyes. Her home is always full of people, family and friends are always welcome whatever the time of day. She is probably always in the kitchen, which looks like a bomb has hit it, but she doesn’t care because she can rustle up a gourmet meal in minutes with just an onion, tin of tomatoes, fresh herbs and some pasta. The cats sleep all over her bed and she probably has a special one that she allows to sleep on her pillow. A happy lady without a care in the world!


EEYORE
Aged 29. Short (5ft. 3), blue eyes, blonde, long hair – always in a ponytail. Very studious. Goes everywhere with a book in her nap-sack. Single, but has had the same boyfriend for a few years. Will probably marry him and have children when she finally grows up at about the age of 35. She doesn’t want to grow up yet – she is still enjoying being a student and having fun. Has loads of friends and enjoys partying with the crowd. Loves her mum and dad and visits them with her boyfriend for long weekends in the country. Loves music and always has her Sony Walkman with her. Probably leaves her PC on when she goes out and never switches lights off! A funloving girl with a kind heart.


BEARSLAND
Aged 43. Tall (6ft), brown eyes, very dark, thick, shoulder-length hair worn off his face. Probably runs a bit of Brylcream through it to make it look trendier. A slim Robbie Coltrane springs to mind. A thick-set build, not fat, even though he probably "ate all the pies". Lives on his own because he likes it that way. With a tilt in his kilt and a glint in his eye he ambles down to his local pub, abruptly brushing aside anyone who walks in his way. Sits on his own until he meets someone intelligent enough to have a conversation with. Doesn't give much away. A very honest person. Underneath the gruff exterior you will find a big bear with a soft centre - has been hurt in love and finds it hard to trust again. But he will.


JANE
Aged 38. Medium height (5ft 6), brown eyes, sandy light brown hair in a long bob. A youngie, trendy mum with children in their teens. Has probably had the same job for donkey's years and never got promoted because she is not the bossy type. Popular in her office and reliable. Her dogs are as important to her as are her children - infact, she probably prefers their company! Likes to cook nice meals for her husband but is rubbish at it. Highly protective of those she cares about. A quite sensible person on the outside but an absolute devil on the inside, and likes nothing better than a wind up and to play pranks. Her husband is as reliable and comfortable as her "tigger-style" slippers that she has had for years. Would make a true friend.


SUPERTERV
Aged 23. Male, tall (5ft 10), brown eyes, long curly hair worn in a pony, wire-rimmed student type specs. Possibly comes from Scandanavia, works as a computer programmer, sometimes from home. Lives on his own in a small messy flat, but his mates are always popping in because he is the only one with his own pad. Never cooks, washes up or washes his clothes until his mum comes over to show him how to turn the oven on and tidy up his "Alan Wickers" that are strewn all over the place. Likes to go out for beers on Friday and Saturday nights and it's always "Back to Superterv's" for more beers and ketchup on toast. Highly intelligent and will do well in his career.
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Post by Liz Mayhew » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:36 pm

Here are my mental pictures, in alphabetical order:

Ann: Tall, maybe 5’ 8” (1.73m), age 47, pleasantly plump. Fair hair streaked purple, blue eyes, good sun tan. Likes her own company, good listener.

Bearsland: Tall, 6' 6" (2m). Age 45. Broadly built with brown hair worn in a ponytail. Brown eyes. Likes to feel needed. Has a short fuse.

Cat: Cool Cat, age 50, dressed in motorcycle leathers, hair blonde, eyes green, about 5’ 7” (1.70m). A good listener and supportive friend.

Davimad: Short (maybe 5’ 0” – 1.52m). Age 57. Always wearing something tartan, together with her WP uniform. Ginger hair with a sprinkling of grey and wears glasses. Forthright and funny.

Duiveltje: Quite short, about 5’ 3” (1.60m) with a round face, rounded figure, and curly brown hair. Age 60. Blue eyes. Has a devilish sense of humour.

Gen: Medium height 5’ 5” (1.65m) and pleasantly rounded with brown hair worn in a chin length bob, and blue eyes. Age 48. Dependable and well organised.

Jane: Jane has shoulder length blonde hair. Age 35. 5' 4" (1.63m). Grey eyes. Medium build. She is a devoted mother and great home maker, though sometimes she just loves to take off in an open top car with her best friend.

JG: Janet is a round, smiling mother/grandmother figure. She has short blond hair, blue eyes and is about 5’ 3” (1.60m). Age 55. Her home is full of grandkids and there’s always some fun going on for them.

Kaboom: Apart from looking like a walking bomb! Age 15. Black wavy hair worn fairly long, dark brown eyes, about 5’6” (1.65m). Wears glasses. Is a bit of a loner, and highly intelligent.

Kazza: Age 32, 5’ 6” (1.65m); slim, with short dark hair and green eyes. Wears glasses and has a great smile. Rushes about everywhere and accomplishes lots in a short time. Loves a good laugh.

Lillie: Quite tall, 5’ 7” (1.70m) and very slim. Age 40. Hazel eyes and brown wavy hair worn shortish and swept back from her face. Tattoos which say SPURS and RULE! Lots of nervous energy. Enjoys a good laugh.

Lori: Like Abby in ER, though a slightly rounder version. Long streaked fair hair, held back in a clasp; brown eyes, wide mouth, about 5’ 5” (1.65m). Age 39. Busy and warm hearted.

Mette: Medium height 5’ 4” (1.63m) and medium build. Age 27. Blonde hair, worn in a pony tail, blue eyes, wears glasses. Has a quiet, intelligent sense of humour.

Obehave: Age 45. Tall and well-built, about 5’ 8” (1.73m), strong jaw. Blonde hair and brown eyes. Creative. A protective mother.

Popo: Quite tall, about 5’ 7” (1.70m), red hair, medium build, good legs. Wears stiletto heels and glasses. Age 51. Outspoken, quick witted and very funny.

Roger: Age 54. Tall, slim, about 6’ (1.83m), fair hair, with a little distinguished grey. Has a cheeky grin. Courteous, relaxed and easy to get along with.

Shorty: Age 14. About 5’ 2” (1.57m) with long blonde hair. Wears a baseball cap. Has a great smile. Plays loud music. A supportive daughter.

Superterv: Male, 5' 10" (1.78) Age 20 with hair dyed red at the sides and black on top. Skinny. Wears shades most of the time. A student who enjoys playing computer games.

the cat: Age 65. A laid back granny with red hair (maybe a sprinkling of grey). Tall, about 5’ 8” (1.73m) and medium built, laughter lines, likes wearing motor cycle gear. Has a great sense of fun.
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Post by the cat » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Davimad wrote:Sorry Cathy, put your glasses on. :roll: :lol:

I knew i forgot something this morning.Ok they are on now. :oops:

You type Faster then me.(2 fingers)
Need more coffee,
do the personals have to be long. :lol:
I'll be here till dumes day. My brain is in slow mood :cry: :cry:
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Post by Shorty » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:55 pm

So does this mean I can't give a description of Ohbehave since I already know what she looks like ???? I know that's probably not a brightest question but I had to ask it, You guys are so funny!!!


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Post by rmelin13 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:59 pm

You guys are really doing a terrific job! Wow! I am impressed. I hope
that the first entries aren't setting expectations too high! :lol: :lol:

(Shorty - that was a GOOD question..... my guess is that you probably
shouldn't include your mother's description, but I'll let the organizers
make that call).
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Post by popo » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:03 pm

Hmmm! That's a problem isn't it. You'd probably be best not describing each other and we'll work something out for the scores.

Or you could post joint descriptions from you and your mum. Malcdelsol and his wife Jan did that last year, but then you would only get one set of scores between you.
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Post by Shorty » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:11 pm

I think we might do that though we've already did a few peoples descriptions on our own which are slightly different but I'll talk it over with her and see what she thinks.. That's okay if we only get 1 point I think this is fun especially considering the fact that most of you I haven't even spoken to before! :P

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Post by Davimad » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:44 pm

Right folks, here we go. I have nothing written down so this is straight out of my head. :shock:
I won't guess at the people I know.

Kaboom. I see you with dark hair and lovely olive skin, maybe wearing glasses or contact lens. Very clever at school and a talented musician.
You hate all sports and would rather be at the computer or playing some Chopin. You are very shy but this forum has helped you to overcome that quite a bit. I don't think you are tall, maybe of medium height and build.

Roger. You are one of the nicest guys around and hate any sort of confrontation. 5'9" tall, medium build, sandy coloured hair beginning to turn grey. I think you have smokey blue eyes that always have a twinkle.
You are a devoted husband to Janet and both of you adore animals.
Although you will be 55 this year, age means nothing to you. Young at heart and always ready for some fun.

Mette. Aged 28, 5'3" short spikey blonde hair, blue eyes and slim build.
You wear contacts and glasses, swopping between them all the time.
I see you as a quiet girl but sometimes you can be a bit bossy. Stephen King, mathematics and of course the computer are your favourite hobbies. You like to cook but don't mind sending out for a takeaway.

Lillian. 5'4", short dark hair, brown eyes, medium build.
Always the tomboy, no matter how old you get. Football is your greatest passion as we all know. You like nothing better than having a pint with the gang. You love those two boys dearly but they must fit into your life, not the other way round. As you approach the big '40', you're determined to stay young forever.

Lori. You have a temper but can control it admirably. 5'8", short blonde hair cut in a bob, blue eyes and slim build. Love cooking for hordes of people and everything has to be done from scratch, no dried herbs etc.
You love being a nurse and can't stop yourself studying for one thing or another. Fun with a capital 'F' is how you view life and everyone around you gets caught up in it.

Gen. Early fifties, short dark curly hair, brown eyes, medium build and 5'3". A highly intelligent person who doesn't suffer fools gladly.
Enjoys a good book, cooking and coffee with her close friends.
Loves animals dearly and would do anything to help one in distress, even if it meant danger for herself.

Kazza. Intelligent, fun loving 34 year old. Short blonde hair, green eyes, 5'2" and slim build. She just loves to mingle and gets on well with everyone. Hates domesticity with a vengeance, she'd rather call for a takeaway than cook. Why waste time? I think you want to use every minute of your life making people laugh, that's more important to you than anything.

Ann. 5'5", slim, over 60 years young, dark hair (you refuse to go grey)which is curled regularly. You are so proud of being British, don't dare let anyone say a thing against us. You enjoy your own company best and don't feel the need to have people around. You'd much rather have a dozen animals sitting beside you.

Liz. 53, 5'2", short curly hair which is coloured brown. You like nothing better than a good old belly laugh. Laughter is music to your ears, particularly when it comes from children. You love to cook but hate the clearing up afterwards. You are a good and loyal friend who would go to the ends of the earth for anyone.

Duiveltje. Rose is a very quiet, shy person. 5'4" dark brown wavy hair that falls to her shoulders. Brown eyes with speckles of green.
I'm not too sure of your age, maybe early forties? I can see you cooking on a large stove with your family waiting for the most sumptuous of meals.

Ohbehave. 54, blonde hair (coloured) brown eyes, 5'2" slightly heavy build. I think you would rather spend time with your family than friends.
You enjoy a good laugh but have a temper. You have had a sad time this past few years and are trying to enjoy life now.
Hope I'm wrong about that.

Shorty. 29. 5' 1" blonde straight hair tied back in a ponytail. blue eyes, slim build. A bit of a rebel who can't keep her mouth shut at times. Would defend her family to the death. Likes to have fun but she sometimes finds it hard. I think you have taken some of your mother's worries onto your shoulders and this prevents you from enjoying life to the full.


I hope none of this offends anyone. It's taken me ages to write. :shock:

Just one wee additional description.

Popo. 10'2", skinny like a pull through for a rifle. :shock: White hair with lilac streaks. Two massive warts on her nose and only two teeth left.
Oh, I forgot to add her age.... 100 this year! :shock: :lol:

Bear. We all know his age, he advertises it. 6'2", slim build, dark brown or black hair, green eyes. Must have a beard? I never picture him with one, he's clean shaven. Dresses smart for work but loves to change into jeans and sweatshirt when he gets home.
Highly intelligent and likes to boast about it. :P Loves massive bars of Cadbury's Dairy Milk and doesn't have to watch his waistline.
He has a wicked dry sense of humour, maybe he's called a dour Scot.
That's the outside appearance, inside he likes a good old banter.

Jane. 5'4", brown medium length wavy hair, slim and attractive, brown eyes.
Loves her animals to bits, very proud of her children (both at college) and is a good friend. Hard working, probably to give her kids the best education she can. Never has much time for socialising, that's okay so long as she can provide for her family, it's not important.

Superterv is a male/female who lives everywhere. Likes games but isn't interested or confident enough to design any. Large frame and black hair, wears a costume with a big 'S' logo.
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Post by Davimad » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:57 pm

My sides are sore with laughing so much.

Can't wait to see the rest of the descriptions.

M&S knickers and tartan, what a combination. :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Post by kaz67 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I LOVE IT - I LOVE IT !!!

This is the best laff I've had since my grannies wig caught fire and dad tried to put it out with parrafin !!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good job she wasn't wearing it at the time !!

Kazza :) :)
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Post by kaz67 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:08 pm

ooo look at that !! .. did a Rainbow Seeker just step in the room ?
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Post by Davimad » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:10 pm

CONGRATULATIONS KAZZA! :lol:
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Post by rmelin13 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:17 pm

Uh-oh.... looks like I'll have to modify some descriptions.
Didn't dream for a minute that Popo was only 10' 2"

Back to the drawing board!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by popo » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:30 pm

Davimad wrote:Popo. 10'2", skinny like a pull through for a rifle. White hair with lilac streaks. Two massive warts on her nose and only two teeth left.
Oh, I forgot to add her age.... 100 this year!
That's cheating Maureen, you saw my pic last year. Btw, I only have one tooth left now. :P :lol: :lol:
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Post by Davimad » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:32 pm

Did you break it off on that bottle of gin? I told you to start using a glass.
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Post by Lillian » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:36 pm

Popo you can always borrow mine???

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Post by ohbehave » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:38 pm

oh my you guys are so funny... Thanks davimad I got my laugh in for the day wow popo according to davimad you've got to be a major cutie, probably get all the fellas huh ??? 8) 8) 8) 8)

We'll probably post ours tomorrow pretty busy today o0o0o shopping

this is Shorty btw
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Post by kaz67 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:39 pm

Roll up Roll up and fetch your depends ....

I hope you get a wee laugh, which was my intention. Anything erring on the derogatory is meant in the spirit of fun and is nothing I wouldn't say about myself (and probably will next week when I have to describe moi)

Besides ... ALL WONDERLANDERS ARE WONDERFUL !! :D :D


Here goes ....

Mette :P

Mette lives in a beautiful modern architect designed home – single storey, with huge floor to ceiling windows and skylights in every room. She is late20s to early 30s, very petite, only 5’ tall and very slim, she has collar length mouse brown straight hair which kinks over her ears and wire rimmed glasses. Mette is a healthy eater and has fresh fruit and natural yogurt for breakfast every day. Her computer is in the bedroom in front of the window, Venetian blinds, and it overlooks the driveway. Always dressing smart, Mette usually wears a knee length straight dress.


Roger 8)

Roger started out in my mind as an early 20s computer whiz with long black hair, goatee beard and portly appearance. A jeans and t-shirt man who favoured fast food and lived in a studio apartment surrounded by local art and musical instruments. To my surprise, I wake up one morning and he has aged 30 years and is now mid-50s, thick set but very fit, salt&pepper well groomed hair and a short grey beard. Resembling a university professor with tweed jacket (complete with elbow patches) he enjoys fine wine, eating out and is a perfect gentleman. He lives in a penthouse apartment overlooking the City and plays Wonderland in his study on a big black leather chair.


Liz :)

Lives in an immaculate newly-built 4 bed detached on a new development just out of town – drives a people carrier and is a serial dieter, just managing to stick in the 12-14 size (depending on if its Christmas or not). Liz has long golden brown hair with blonde streaks, blue eyes and attractive features. Her computer is in the lounge where she can keep an eye on the kids while she spends an hour or two with Stinky & Co. She’s 32, reads Catherine Cookson novels, a thoroughly nice person, generous to a fault and popular with her new neighbours. She can always be relied on for that “cup of sugar” or a shoulder to cry on.


Kaboom 8)

Kaboom was originally an American male in his mid-30s til I found out ‘he’ was 15 and hailed from Portugal. Instantly, Kaboom became a young but very bright suntanned young lady, intellectually gifted and top of her class at school. Now I discover she is a he again – I’m guessing jet black short curly hair, tall for his age, still suntanned and still very clever. Compared with his peers, a mature young man.


Davimad :)

Lives in a remote 300yr old white washed cottage surrounded by green hills and valleys. Davimad’s computer is in the cosy little lounge, low ceilings, beams, dark (small windows) and her computer is on an old table near the open log fire. Horse brasses, old photographs and dried flowers hang from the walls. Her favourite spot is on the rocking chair by the fire and when it gets really cold in Winter, she wraps a tartan blanket round her legs to keep warm. She has meat ‘n’ 2 veg for her tea every day, fish on Fridays and a small glass of sherry every night at 9pm. She is cuddly, has thick grey hair in a bun, rosy cheeks and twinkly eyes. She has a handful of very close friends but otherwise keeps herself to herself.


Popo :shock:

Sorry Popo – I think I’m influenced by your recent new job but when I picture you I see the wicked Head-mistress in the film Matilda. I tried to make it a bit more favourable and kept seeing Harry Potter’s Auntie Marge so, I guess, at the end of the day you have GOT to be the actress Pam Ferris- 50+, brown hair. ( I know, I know .. I have the right to remain silent, blah blah – I’ll just grab me coat). Popo is scary on the first encounter but once you get through her armour, she has a soft sqidgy centre and makes a good and loyal friend. A true pillar to lean on. But beware! … you’ll only cross her once …. Is she Good Cop or Bad Cop – I guess I’ll be finding out real soon


Lillian :lol:

Ah – Lillie … Lillie was 28 until the Birthday thread came along, she’s still slim, 5’7” tall, with green eyes but her short brown wavy hair is dyed now to stop the roots emerging. (happens to us all…) Otherwise, a great complexion and only a hint of crow’s feet but that’s ok, it’s a sign she laughs a lot. She lives in a spacious Victorian mid-terrace, kids paintings from school are plastered all over the kitchen which is where she sits playing Wonderland. Lillie is devoted to Tottenham Hotspur and her family but not necessarily in that order. Surgically attached to her favourite pair of jeans, Lillie is down-to-earth, good company and her idea of a great night out is a few lagers, lots of laughs and a kebab on the way home. Nearly forgot – she also wears them toe-socks, the ones with 5 extra little bits for each of your toes – like gloves.


Shorty :wink:

Shorty is short !


Gen :)

Gen is the image of ex-Spice Girl Emma Bunton. Early 20s, blonde hair, slightly wavy, blue eyes, cute little upturned nose and a dazzling smile with perfect teeth. Shares a flat with girlfriends – which has the lived in look, parties a lot and often loses her lap top under all the party wear in her bedroom. Gen has a bubbly personality but she’s a bit dizzy and forgetful. Gen giggles all the time.


Jersey :)

Mmmm – can’t for the life of me think why but …. I reckon Jersey looks just like Jim Bergerac’s girlfriend, lots of freckles, long, very curly, auburn hair, slim with pale blue eyes. Lives in a huge colonial style house on a small island overlooking the ocean, drives a vintage red car and works as an estate agent. Jersey is prim and proper and has never broken a rule in her life.


Lori :P

Lori – lgrapes – grapes – wine .. yep, Lori lives on a vineyard estate and plays Wonderland on her computer in the pool house, sipping wine of course. She is very thin with straight shoulder length blonde hair. Mid 30’s, looks younger due to heavenly lifestyle. Just like her vines, Lori is extremely well-organised with her possessions and daily routine and likes moving in high social circles.


Duiveltje 8)

Rose is a university student whose computer is surrounded by text books and assignments (many incomplete because she’s always in Wonderland!) Tall and proportionate build, she has shoulder length bobbed light brown hair and specs, can often be seen with a multicoloured ruck sack bulging with books, wearing matching multi-coloured scarf and hat and clutching a box of cornflakes. She’s very quiet and a good listener – enjoys her own company.


Cat :)

Cat’s an animal lover and works in the local zoo. Almost always in her green overalls, her long strawberry blonde hair has that “could mebbe do with a brush” look – she never wears make-up but doesn’t need to having fresh faced natural features borne of an outdoor life. In her early 20’s, very slight build but very strong – she needs to be for all the tough work at the zoo. Cat is such a tom-boy, she actually prefers to be called Bob.


Ann3120 :D

Ann has short cropped baby blonde hair (bleached, naturally brown hair), early 30s, vivid green eyes and a sprinkling of freckles. Medium height and medium build, she misses home a little and has ornaments on her kitchen window-sill including a red pillar box, a red telephone box, Tower Bridge and a biscuit barrel shaped in the caricature of a British Policeman. She has a picture of the Queen on her mouse mat and Union Flag “Alan Wickers”. (or was that a Union Flag on her mouse mat and a picture of.. no, I’m not going there). Ann has a great sense of humour and likes to make people laugh.


Janetgalle :D

Everyone’s ideal mother – a kind hearted soul who never loses her temper and cares passionately about her family and friends. She has long curly brown hair worn in a banana clip, bright blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Janet lives in a big house littered with toys and has a state of the art computer in the kitchen/diner where she plays and designs for Wonderland.


Shorty :lol:

Part 2 (only kidding earlier)… Shorty is 5' tall, 19yrs old with long black hair most often worn in pig-tails with flamboyant bobbles to go with her flamboyant personality. She’s a night owl and loves to party, would like to shift a few pounds but doesn’t care too much, she’s too busy having fun and living life to the max. She has a dark complexion and deep brown eyes.


The Cat :P

Mid to late 40s, adopted an image in the 70’s and stuck with it ever since. The Cat wears long flowing skirts, beads, bangles and a bandana. Despite the name, she is a strict vegetarian and meditates every day. Her home is a shrine to cats and her deep interest in white magic is evident with paraphernalia, crystals and incense sticks in every room. A deep thinker, The Cat has a kindness that touches everyone she meets.


Eeyore31 :)

Oh dear – try as I might, I can’t visualise a person for the image of a cute little grey donkey with his tail nailed on.
OK - Total guess – big curly black hair, medium height and build, late 30’s, tall. Full of fun and is happiest when surrounded by lots of family and friends. Life and soul of the party, she enjoys amateur dramatics and likes playing the part of a grey donkey (front end of course)


Ohbehave :D

Ohbehave also has dark hair and features and measures in at 4’11”. She is kind and generous and works hard for charitable organisations and community events. She is fiercely protective of loved ones and very close to her daughter. She has many friends and is totally selfless. Passionately addicted to Wonderland, she even nips in the local Internet café when she’s in town to check the forums before she gets home!


Bearsland 8)

He's a mountain of a guy with thick wavy jet black hair and fists like Kabooms (no, not our Portugese friend - like cannonballs) - he's a whopping 6'11" and has to stoop to get into his log cabin in the woods where he lives alone save for his dog "Growler". He whiles away the evenings playing Wonderland - don't take him long as he gets thru every level first time - and then has growling competitions with his faithful pooch. He can hit 30,000 feet in 2 seconds, without the aid of a plane (!) But those who know him best at ground level love him to bits, especially his soft side. He's extremely intelligent and won't admit to being a retired rocket scientist.


Jane :)

Early 30s, short dark blonde hair with a 1980’s flicked fringe kept in place with half a can of hairspray. Jane is slim, fit and active, lives in her sports kit and plays tennis, her number 1 passion for her local team. She has 20/20 vision and green eyes but wears bright blue contact lenses when she goes out with the girls every Saturday night. Otherwise she enjoys being at home with her adorable family.


Superterv :P

Real name Trevor, late 20s … thin build with short spiky black hair – wears glasses. He’s a quiet man, loves his own company and that of the computer, “just a player” he would rather play games than design them and is also pretty hot on the ole Playstation. He has a job in computing, hates sport of any description and lives on fish paste sandwiches. Every year, for 2 weeks only, he really lets his hair down on an 18-30 holiday. Otherwise, he only leaves the house to walk his big shaggy dogs, who are his life, and to nip to the corner shop for a loaf and a pot of paste.
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