Jokes!!!

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:48 pm

dlcs18 wrote:incorrectly
LOL THAT WAS QUICK xD

Correct

ggeordie wrote:incorrectly

Incorrect

JUST KIDDING!

A father's child, a mother's child, yet nobody's son. Who am I?

dlcs18 · Post by **dlcs18** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:53 pm

Dizzy1 wrote:Who am I?

If I remember correctly, you are Dizzy1.

Maybe it's someone who has a step-father or something... Ok that didn't make any sense... I dunno.

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:07 pm

Actually, I like your answer better than the real one.

ggeordie · Post by **ggeordie** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:09 pm

a daughter

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:13 pm

Gee Ggeordie, you are Correct again!!! You win a Peach Pie!

Gotta go! (I have a psychiatrist appointment in 30 minutes)

maxnick · Post by **maxnick** » Wed May 28, 2008 12:50 am

You have a well with 3,467,548 gallons of water
you want 7 gallons in a sombaro.

You have a 5 gallon bucket and a 3 gallon bucket.

mqdar · Post by **mqdar** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:16 pm

Maxnick, don't you just only fill the 3-gallon bucket with 2 gallons?

Let's think:

You're looking at a scene. A nuclear bomb (

) drops from the sky, and when it hits the ground, it explodes all around you, and is VERY loud!
However, you don't get hurt. How?

wonderland01 · Post by **wonderland01** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:14 pm

mqdar wrote:
You're looking at a scene. A nuclear bomb ( ) drops from the sky, and when it hits the ground, it explodes all around you, and is VERY loud!
However, you don't get hurt. How?

You're on 3D virtual reality ride at Universial Studios.

maxnick · Post by **maxnick** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:23 pm

mqdar wrote:Maxnick, don't you just only fill the 3-gallon bucket with 2 gallons?

If the sombraro does not have EXACTLY 7 gallons it will spontaneously combust!!!

mqdar · Post by **mqdar** » Wed May 28, 2008 11:46 pm

maxnick wrote:
mqdar wrote:Maxnick, don't you just only fill the 3-gallon bucket with 2 gallons?
If the sombraro does not have EXACTLY 7 gallons it will spontaneously combust!!!

Oh.

wonderland01 wrote:
mqdar wrote:
You're looking at a scene. A nuclear bomb ( ) drops from the sky, and when it hits the ground, it explodes all around you, and is VERY loud!
However, you don't get hurt. How?
You're on 3D virtual reality ride at Universial Studios.

Good enough.

maxnick · Post by **maxnick** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:43 am

mqdar wrote:
maxnick wrote:
mqdar wrote:Maxnick, don't you just only fill the 3-gallon bucket with 2 gallons?
If the sombraro does not have EXACTLY 7 gallons it will spontaneously combust!!!
Oh.

Yea, the sombaro is kinda over reactive...

Boppelist · Post by **Boppelist** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:16 pm

Answer to maxnick's question:
1. Pour water into 5 gallon bucket
5gb = 5, 3gb = 0
2. Pour from 5 gallon bucket into 3 gallon bucket
5gb = 2, 3gb = 3
3. Empty 3 gallon bucket
5gb = 2, 3gb = 0
4. Pour from 5 gallon bucket into 3 gallon bucket
5gb = 0, 3gb = 2
5. Pour water into 5 gallon bucket
5gb = 5, 3gb = 2
5gb + 3gb = 7
There you go!

maxnick · Post by **maxnick** » Thu May 29, 2008 8:45 pm

Good job!!!! and no spontaneous combustion from the sombaro!!!

sewel5 · Post by **sewel5** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:24 pm

Clifford, shouldn't this topic be 'Riddles' instead of 'Jokes!'

maxnick · Post by **maxnick** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:53 pm

sewel5 wrote:Clifford, shouldn't this topic be 'Riddles' instead of 'Jokes!'

Thats what I was thinking...