The moral of the story.....

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trstitch
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The moral of the story.....

Post by trstitch » Thu May 05, 2005 4:23 pm

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going

to town. The boy rode on the donkey &

the old man walked. As they went along

they passed some people who remarked

it was a shame the old man was walking

& the boy was riding. The man & boy

thought maybe the critics were right,

so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked,

"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk!

Soon they passed some more people who

thought they were stupid to walk when

they had a decent donkey to ride. So,

they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that

shamed them by saying how awful to put

such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were

probably right, so they decided

to carry the donkey. As they

crossed the bridge, they lost

their grip on the animal &

he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass good-bye.

Have A Nice Day &

Be Careful With Your Donkey
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popo
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Post by popo » Thu May 05, 2005 4:53 pm

I will keep that in mind next time I take my donkey for a walk. :lol: :lol:
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Post by SharonM » Fri May 06, 2005 2:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Very good one!
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