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Ignore the Awesomedude post.

(@Nobody: I sure do wanna come back.)

And my last 2 posts, then, exect for getting to SS01 and chucking the tacos.

I FIGURED OUT WHY MY SIDE OF WEFIGHT IS DEAD

My four previously most common partners, MyNameIsKooky, LittleZbot, Sammy_P, and Deeman, are all not posting here now. Which is why I've decided to team up with RBWF and SS01 once I can work it into the plot.

Rift Boywhoflies tries to open a rift to get to MGW a few times, closing it if nothing pops up near there.
One of them ends up opening right below Nobody, who falls in and ends up with them.

Like that?

Sure, I guess.

Nobody says: "Huh... what just happened? I was with LittleZbot, trying to get to Wise Grunt... who are you?"

Rift Boywhoflies says "I'm a guy with creepy dark purple skin."
Rift Boywhoflies starts to point at the others.
Rift Boywhoflies says "He's a guy who got frozen in the middle of space, that guy's a magical gum wrapper that came out of my head, and that's living supercomputer that can create clothes and frying pans.".
Rift Boywhoflies realises Nobody wanted names.
Rift Boywhoflies says names while pointing at himself and the others.
"Rift Boywhoflies, StinkerSquad01, Magic Gum Wrapper, and Good Supercomputer. Those guys over there are D.E.R.P. and are trying to recycle me. Were in space so you might want to stick your head through that rift to get air. Oh, wait, mabye we can use that rift to get home. Where were you when you fell in?"
Rift Boywhoflies wonders how he can hear Nobody and how Nobody can hear him in space.

Nobody says: "In Wise Grunt's heavily secured cave back in the Prehistoric Ages."

Rift Boywhoflies says "Sounds like fun. Would it be too cheap to use my eating powers to skip evreything?",
Rift Boywhoflies hops in the rift and goes to eat stuff.
It's too hard to eat through.
Rift Boywhoflies goes back to Nobody.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Nevermind. Who are you, anyway?".

Nobody says: "My name is Nobody. Me, MyNameIsKooky, and LittleZbot were once heroes, trying to fight Satan and uncover secrets with help from our friends, but now MyNameIsKooky is in a cement truck and LittleZbot fell through the floor."

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Okay..."

Rift Boywhoflies says "Oh wait, I've eaten metal before. Mabye I can eat MyNameIsKooky out of there.".
Rift Boywhoflies passes Nobody tacos and asks him to cluck them at Magic Gum wrapper and Good Supercomputer.
Magic Gum Wrapper wakes up.

Nobody starts throwing tacos at Magic Gum Wrapper!

Magic Gum Wrapper says: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Frank turns into Zombie Frank.
Zombie Frank makes Zombie Toaster Army!

DUNDUNDUN

Sam comes out of the rift, panting!

Sam says: "I ran all the way after you and LittleZbot! I asked you if you would eat green eggs and ham in space, and you never answered! SO, SINCE WE APPEAR TO BE IN SPACE ANYWAY, WILL YOU EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM???"

Sam throws Green Eggs and Ham everywhere!

Sam I Am sees Sam.

Sam I Am is angry at this imposter.

Sam sees Sam I Am.

Sam is angry at this imposter.

Rift Boywhoflies punches Sam in the face to get Sam I Am on their side.
Magic Gum Wrapper spawns a Zing Bubble around him and GSC and moves toward SS01, RBWF, and Nobody.

Future Sammy_P comes out of a Heavenly Portal!

Future Sammy_P says "I'm the only Sammy_P left after I die from the knife! I'm already starting to fa-"

Future Sammy_P turns into Random Dust..

Past Sammy_P comes from a Heavenly Portal.

Past Sammy_P says "aM i ToO lAtE?"

Past Sammy_P eats the Random Dust!

The collision of Past and Future makes...

Past Future Sammy_P and Future Past Sammy_P.

PFS (Past Future Sammy_P) says "Great. We just need a currently living Present Sammy_P then a Combine Stuff Machine and it'll just be one Sammy_P!"

FPS says "i ToTaLlY aGrEe WiTh YoU tHeRe, My FrIeNd."

Train Guy appears!

Train Guy says "I like trains."

Everybody else stops.

Nobody is ran over by a train!

(nyo if you want to, keep the sammy_p one, im planning something with clones and evilness)

That guy's official name is "The I Like Trains Kid", just so you know. *shot*

Rift Boywhoflies realises air must be comming out of the rift considering evreyone is breathing without bubbles.
Rift Boywhoflies takes off his bubble, summons a taco, and eats it.
D.E.R.P. sneaks up behind Rift Boywhoflies.

Nobody loses 300 HP!

Nobody says: "Hey! Stupid train!"

Nobody blasts Evil Train with his superpowers!

Evil Train explodes overdramatically!

Evil Train is defeated!

Evil Train becomes Evil Train Wreckage!

Nobody looks at Rift Boywhoflies.

Nobody says: "Hey, uh, Rift Boywhoflies, D.E.R.P. is sneaking up behind you."

Evil Train Wreckage drifts towards Planet Wefight.

(Were not even in the same solar system as Planet Wefight so we might want to skip that part)

Rift Boywhoflies goes to eat D.E.R.P. but desides that wouldn't be fun.
Rift Boywhoflies turns upside down, sticks one leg out, and starts to spin rapidly by flying.
Rift Boywhoflies gets dizzy!
Rift Boywhoflies tries to chase D.E.R.P. like this but sees evreything as a blur so he desides to just move in random directions in hope of hitting D.E.R.P. .
Magic Gum Wrapper says "What the heck are you trying to do?"
Rift Boywhoflies hits GSC. The spikes on his boot break the screen.
MGW says "Idiot."
SS01 goes to repair the screen.

Green Ham 1 sneaks up on Nobody.

Sam I Am says: "There's an impersonator of my awesome Green Ham behind you."

Nobody spins around.

Nobody throws Green Ham 1 at Green Eggs 1!

Green Ham 1 is defeated!

Green Eggs 2 is defeated!

Nobody continues to do this to more pairs of Green Eggs and Ham.

Rift Boywhoflies looks at Nobody.

Rift Boywhoflies looks at D.E.R.P.

Rift Boywhoflies gets an idea.

And for some reason, when nobody throws ham x at eggs x, ham x is defeated and eggs x+1 is defeated.

OH TEH BAD MATH AND SPELING OF WEFITE!!!!!

Master Wonder Mage wrote:And for some reason, when nobody throws ham x at eggs x, ham x is defeated and eggs x+1 is defeated.

OH TEH BAD MATH AND SPELING OF WEFITE!!!!!

O DA TIPO NITPICCEN UV MASTUR WANDUR MAIJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!1!!

the 2 key is right next to the 1 key

Rift Boywhoflies stops spining.
Rift Boywhoflies summons a taco and writes "Green Ham 992372752932732652582758373273433275785469t3897489365-qb" on it.
Rift Boywhoflies writes "Green Eggs 992372752932732652582758373273433275785469t3897489365-qb" on D.E.R.P. .
Rift Boywhoflies passes the taco to Nobody.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Wanna?"

Suddenly... D. E. R. P. recycles taco!

Since D.E.R.P. made contact with the taco...
Green Ham 992372752932732652582758373273433275785469t3897489365-qb is defeated!
Green Eggs 992372752932732652582758373273433275785469t3897489365-qb/D.E.R.P. is defeated!
Nobody says "That dosen't even make the tinyest but of sence!".
Rift Boywhoflies eats mud and fires his mud lazer.
Nobody says "Is there a ammount of sence below none?".

StinkerSquad01 says: "Yes."

Nobody says: "Yay."

Time gets confused.

Void appears!

Void is hungry.

Void starts sucking stuff up.

SS01 remembers his type of powers.

Rift Boywhoflies used his rift hand to try to suck in Void.
Void uses his awesomeness to try to suck in Rift Boywhoflies.

Nobody looks around.

Nobody thinks: Maybe if I help finish off this Void guy we can leave space.

Nobody creates an unlucky mattress!

Void moves away from the unlucky mattress.

Nobody says: "Dang it!"

Nobody uses Superpower blasts to move closer to the fight.

Nobody kicks the unlucky mattress at Void.

It is destroyed by Void.

Void take -10 damage!