The Wonderland Board

Deeman realizes that he is.

Deeman says: "Yay for controllable dreams!"

You are. Evreyone in the same group as me excluding myself and Nobody are sleeping.

Rift Boywhoflies tries to eat the machines.
He can't.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Evreything in here...exept for that floor lil' Z was under...is immune to my eating powers. Inless I need to pee. Then I was able to eat that wall. Guess that makes it stronger. Anyway, it's as if he was expecting us in particular..."

Nobody says: "Hmm..."

Nobody looks around for a wire or something.

Nobody starts looking behind machines and finds a wire.
However, he tries to find a creative way to cut it so that Wise Grunt couldn't of bobbytraped it or something.
Inside one of the rifts, Rift Boywhoflies sees Rift Boywhoisawhale and Nowhales, Rift Boywhoflies and Nobody's whalefight counterparts.
Rift Boywhoflies desides to stop riping up the fabric of space and tries to jam the machine with thousands of summoned tacos.
It fails. They just flow infinely through the belts until there's no more room and any ones Rift Boywhoflies adds just drop off.

Nobody gets an idea.

Nobody grabs a sharp rock.

Nobody ties it to a stretchy mattress.

Nobody looks for a hook on the ceiling.

Rift Boywhoflies looks at him and says "I can hold it up there for you, if that's what you're gonna do."

Nobody says: "OK."

Rift Boywhoflies grabs one end of the matress and stretches it to the celling.

Nobody ties a section of the mattress to part of one of the machines.

Nobody places the sharp rock on top of a machine near the wire.

Nobody says: "Okay. Now let go of the mattress and run!"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Run? Why?"

Nobody says: "That wire could be preventing the activation of a trap. You never know!"

Rift Boywhoflies lets go, flies to the floor, and runs.
Saddly, he can fly faster than he can run.

Nobody also starts running.

Nobody makes it out of the machinery room!

A wall starts to fall down behind Nobody.

Rift Boywhoflies is still in the machinery room!

Rift Boywhoflies dodges falling machines and walls by flying around.
He dodges most of them, but with the ones that hit he has 1 hp remaining.
Rift Boywhoflies eats the wall that fell behind Nobody.

Nobody says: "Are you okay?"

Sammy_P, still sleeping, mumbles "Bacon, la-lazy pancakes."

Rift Boywhoflies reads the Wefight topic and says "Not really. I only have 1 hp. How about you?"

Nobody says: "I'm fairly okay, I managed to get away and escape major injuries. Is there a way past the machinery now?"

A glowing line shines through the walls, and SS01 crashes through!

He says,"Hey guys, long time no see! I've got a gun, can we break stuff?"

UPLOADING... 99%

UPLOADING... 100%

pGSC says: "Finally! Stupid lost signal, I could have been uploaded a while ago. Wait? StinkerSquad01? You escaped? Does this mean I uploaded myself to this thing for nothing?"

UPLOADING... 99%

UPLOADING... 100%

pGSC says: "Finally! Stupid lost signal, I could have been uploaded a while ago. Wait? StinkerSquad01? You escaped? Does this mean I uploaded myself to this thing for nothing?"

Rift Boywhoflies pops his gun out of his rift hand, as well as the one from his Tex costume, which he throws to Nobody.
Rift Boywhoflies yells "LETS DO THIS!"
Nobody says "Again, is there a way through?"
Rift Boywhoflies says "Oh, right. With the machines broken, I can fly us over without getting zapped. I think."
Rift Boywhoflies summons a taco above the machines. Sure enough, it just drops.
Rift Boywhoflies sucks his gun back up, picks up SS01 and Nobody, and flies over.

The trio comes to three doors.

Door 1 says: "Maze of Doom"

Door 2 says: "Wise Grunt's Office"

Door 3 says: "TOP SECRET"

Nobody says: "The rest of us should be waking up soon..."

SS01:"Well, apparently I was running through a few percentages in my head, and I guess they applied to everything when I got a zero. At least you fit in a bag, with all your knowledge still there. Anyway, guys hop on, I have enough room, and if this gun works I can get us through here in no time."

boywhoflies wrote: Rift Boywhoflies sucks his gun back up, picks up SS01 and Nobody, and flies over.

I'm already flying with my anti-void.

^ Okay. So I fly Nobody over, and you fly on your own?

Yeah.

SS01 blasts a hole in the wall to fit.

Sammy_P wakes up.

Rift Boywhoflies ejects the mattress from his rift hand.

Sammy_P sees the doors.

Sammy_P says: "Ooh! Labels!"

Sammy_P mixes up the labels on the doors!

Nobody says: "No! I forgot which labels were on which doors originally!"

StinkerSquad01 says: "The doors were labelled?"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Just use your memory powers to recover the memory."

Nobody says: "Oh. Right."

Nobody uses his memory powers to remember the original label placement.

Everyone else wakes up.

Nobody says: "This one had the Wise Grunt's Office label."

Nobody leads everyone through the door labelled Maze of Doom.

Everyone enters a doomy maze!

DUN DUN DUN!

Rift Boywhoflies walks out and tries the door next to it.

Sammy_P uses his ice powers to freeze the roof.

The roof gets too cold, it collapses!

Sammy_P 'ice skates' toward a key in the maze.

Roof reforms!

(last post for the night, i got my copy of WA back )