The Wonderland Board

Nobody thinks: Now the Treasures of the Elements will be significantly less powerful. Hopefully they will still hold up when we need them...

Nobody says: "OK... I guess. Deeman! Revive Rift Boywhoflies, quick!"

Deeman looks for something to revive RBWF with.
RBWF is now 40% dead!
Roaster says "40% is annoying, I'll defeat it."
40% is defeated!
If there is no 40%...
RBWF is now dead!
Nobody says "Revive that percent, quick!"

Magic Gum Wrapper says: "It wouldn't do any good."

DUN DUN DUN!

LOADING LAST SAVE...

True Narrator says: "Defeat still doesn't cause death."

Roaster says "Well, I'm sorry if my actions cause problems in the future. What can I do to help? I have a few days before I must return."

Nobody says: "Well, I'm not sure yet, but come over to my house in the present and I'll let you know if I have a job for you."

Roaster says "OK."
Roaster shoots rapid toast!
Roaster somehow appears in Nobody's house, 5 seconds after the present.

Meanwhile, in the past...

Nobody says: "What the hey?"

LittleZbot says: "Oh well. We have what we came here for, even if it's a bit used up. Let's get to the ground."

Tex comes!
Tex says "Oh, what a cute kid. Can you help me find a Toaster with arms? He's my best friend in the world."
Dancing Duck says "What am I going to do about this alternate time paradox?"
Deeparaevilaman says "That's how I exist, idiot. Only, this is the wrong paradox. NOW GIVE ME SOME FLOWERS!"
Giant Spider says "At least only Dancing Duck and App's games are messed up. We'd better find flowers before he eats us."

Nobody says: "Maybe Rift Boywhoflies has some in his rift hand."

Giant Spider says: "Well, that doesn't do us much good while he's defeated."

Nobody says: "Hang on. Maybe there are flowers down on the ground on a vine or something. Sammy_P, look for flowers!"

Nobody throws Sammy_P down from space which works due to weightlessness.

Woodchuck says "I could always shoot his Rift Hand."

Sammy_P crashes onto the ground, breaking his right arm and left leg.

Sammy_P says "Atleast I can cra-"

Sammy_P's left hand pops off.

Sammy_P yells "MEDIC!"

Nobody hears Sammy_P.

Nobody says "That can't be good."

Micman says "You didn't drop a mattress for MY BROTHER?!?!?"

Nobody makes a mattress, and throws it down from space.

Micman follows the mattress, thanks to Gravity Powers.

Woodchuck says "Oh, shoot. All of the Bullets are in the rift hand. Do you have bullets, Nobody?"

EDIT: Oh the shame of posting at the same time...

Nobody says: "NO, DON'T!"

Woodchuck fires into Rift Boywhoflies' rift hand.

Rift Boywhoflies' rift hand just sucks up the bullets.

Woodchuck misses!

A bullet hits Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies has -100 HP remaining!

Rift Boywhoflies attacks the -!

Rift Boywhoflies is revived with 100 HP!

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Well, now that we have the Power Orb I can just fly you down and..."

Deeman says: "Do you have any flowers?"

DEEPARAEVILAMAN says "No. That's why I asked for some. HURRY UP!"
Deeman says "No, I meant RBWF."
Woodchuck wonders how he shot without any bullets.

Rift BoyWhoFlies hears Micman say "OW! MY SPINE!"

Deeman says "That can't be good."

Woodchuck says "Deja vu."

Giant Spider lays eggs.
Giant Spider says "CURSE YOU, NARRATOR, I'M A MALE SPIDER!"
Egg 1 hatches.
Giant Spider Jr says "Daddy! Big Rock coming! Run- er... FLY DADDY FLY!"
Eggs 2-9 hatch.
Baby Spider 5 says "MOMMY!!!"
Giant Spider grunts.
Giant Spider sees a meteor about to kill everyone.

The meteor passes by everyone, and is coming towards Sammy_P and Micman!

Sammy_P's other leg pops off in fear.

Micman says "This is gonna hurt."

DP.

MyNameIsKooky, watching Sammy_P and Micman (from 10 miles off), teleports the meteor away.

Baby Spider 9 rides the meteor.

Micman uses Gravity powers with his disembodied arm (multitasking!) to put Sammy_P's limbs back together.

Sammy_P decides to make Micman a robot, like LittleZBot.

LittleXBot 1.0 appears!

Sam-Bot 1.0 appears!

Sammy_Bot 1.0 appears!

Micman tries to squish the robots.

Sammy_Bot quickly vaporizes Micman's arms and legs.

Sammy_P throws Micman's torso at LittleXBot 1.0!

LittleXBot 1.0 is defeated!

Sam-Bot vaporizes Micman's torso!

Sammy_P picks up REMAINS OF LITTLEXBOT 1.0.

10/100 scap robot parts found.

Sammy_P says "I gotta get 90 more to have enoguh parts for Robot Micman.

Sammy_P grabs ROBOT BRAIN I, and throws it at Sammy_Bot.

Sammy_Bot malfunctions, and explodes in front of Sam-Bot!

Both defeated.

50/100 SCRAP ROBOT PARTS FOUND.

Rift Boywhoflies jams his hands in his pockets in fear that they would use parts from his helicopter, which he is keeping in his rift hand.

Nobody wakes up.

Roaster says: "What happened? You fell asleep as soon as I agreed to come here."

Nobody says: "Well, I was tired. Everyone else got to sleep in the cave, even if Rift Boywhoflies woke up. So all that was a dream?"

Roaster says: "Dream?"

Nobody says: "Something about time paradoxes, video game characters, and missing body parts."

Roaster says: "Hmm. It sounds like that dream may have paralleled reality. But we're here now."

LittleZbot says: "The Enclosed Direction Guide went missing as soon as we got to the ground. The timeline where you and MyNameIsKooky defeated him should remain unchanged."

Meanwhile, in the past...

Kooky says: "Ha ha ha! I will sell you as a map of the world, just like I planned when I bought this blue pawprint stamp!"

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Tiny Tank, I will crush you with a giant hammer the next time I see you..."

Meanwhile, back in the present...

LittleZbot says: "Speaking of MyNameIsKooky, I have an idea for finding out where he is. Doctor Truth said that he, Doctor Lies, Doctor Yes, and Doctor No were working on something evil at Skyscraper Biggental. If we go there and ask Doctor Truth where MyNameIsKooky is, he'll be forced to tell us. Afterwards, we can defeat him."

Nobody says: "Sounds good."

Sammy_P wakes up.

Sammy_P says "So to Skyscraper Biggental?"

Sammy_P makes an ice car, and Micman reinforces it with stone.

Sammy_P searches for ELECTRIC STUFF.

(so whats after skyscraper biggental)

(rescuing mynameiskooky and era 3, probably)

LittleZbot says: "Yes."

Deeman and Rift Boywhoflies come.

Rift Boywhoflies says: "We're coming too."

Sammy_P says: "Okay. All we need is ELECTRIC STUFF and this car will be ready to drive us there."

Sammy_P sees a wire hanging out of a rock.

(brb, chores.)

Sammy_P throws a rock at the two stones squishing the wire.

The rock hits the wire, and a flame starts on the wire!\

Sammy_P hears a 'ssssssssss' sound.

Nobody says "That can't be good."

Giant Spider says "We also have to worry about the fact that my children are wreaking havoc somewhere."

RBWF looks at the car.
RBWF shoots out his helicopter.
RBWF says "Problem solved."
The helicopter randomly morphs into a idiot version of Roaster, named Wrosttah.
Wrosttah flies into random walls, trying to get a non-extant bug off his non-extant face.
RBWF says "Nevermind. But mabye we can take him appart for parts."

*BOOM*!

Evil Wreckage crashes into Wrosttah!

Sammy_P collects the ELECTRIC PIECES.