The Wonderland Board

Sammy_P adds them to the car.

Nobody, LittleZbot, Deeman, and Rift Boywhoflies get into the four seats in the car.

Sammy_P says: "I have to sit in the trunk?"

Nobody says: "Yes."

Sammy_P says: "But I made this ENTIRE CAR! I demand first class seats!"

Deeman says: "I'm not sitting in the trunk. You should have given this car more seats."

Sammy_P says: "Well, if no one wants to sit in the trunk, one of us will just have to not go."

Sammy_P looks at each of the other four people going.

Sammy_P says: "Anyone?"

LittleZbot says: "I could just Zoom alongside the car."

Sammy_P says: "Then why did you get in my car in the first place?"

LittleZbot says: "I like car rides."

Sammy_P sighs.

LittleZbot gets out of the car.

Sammy_P gets into the car.

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Wait. Does anyone here know how to actually get to Skyscraper Biggental?"

LittleZbot says: "I do!"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "We'll follow you."

LittleZbot says: "Great!"

LittleZbot Zooms off.

Nobody says: "Hey! Wait for us!"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Too late."

Magic Gum Wrapper says: "I also know how to get there."

Nobody says: "Get in."

Magic Gum Wrapper says: "Rift Boywhoflies, you'll have to fly alongside the car."

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Okay."

Sammy_P says: "Why did you get in in the first place?"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Peer pressure."

Micman jumps into the trunk.

Micman decides to sit on Sammy_P's lap since there are no other seats.

Sammy_P sighs.

Magic Gum Wrapper begins driving the car to Skyscraper Biggental.

1/10 to the way of Skyscraper Biggental.

Gas runs out.

Nobody freaks out.

Sammy_P says "LETS JUST DO IT FLINSTONES STYLE."

Nobody says: "Are you sure?"

Sammy_P says "IM CHUBBY AND I NEED TO GET MY EXERCISE."

Micman27 falls out of the car!

Micman27 starts rolling toward Skyscraper Biggental!

Micman27 is 1.100 the way there!

(this is important to plot. you'll see)

Nobody says: "Alright. If you insist."

Nobody blasts away the floor with his Superpowers.

Nobody, Sammy_P, and Deeman start running.

The car doesn't move.

Sammy_P says: "Magic Gum Wrapper! Why aren't you helping?!"

Magic Gum Wrapper sighs.

Magic Gum Wrapper starts running.

5 minutes later...

Rift Boywhoflies flies over.

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Hey, I got some more gasoli... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?!"

Micman implodes a rock with Gravity Powers.

It gives the car a boost!

Micman does it 10 more times.

2/10 TO SKYSCRAPER BIGGENTAL

Rift BoyWhoFlies says "Why not just use the gasoli-"

Sammy_P throws the gasoline into Rift BoyWhoFlies' rift hand!

It comes out as Rift Gasoline.

(I haven't been reading this topic at all recently, so where exactly am I being held?)

(Probably still Jeff's tree.)

Rift Boywhoflies shrugs.

Rift Boywhoflies puts the Rift Gasoline into the car.

It makes the car fly!

Micman implodes another rock.

The car gets a HUGE boost!

5/10 OF THE WAY THERE

(Is Jeff just some random guy?)

Meanwhile, in Jeff's tree...

Jeff says: "We now have enough acorns to survive the winter."

Micman27 says "What if we happen to CRASH into Skyscraper Biggental? I mean, we are going very fast."

The rift car crashes through the tree, making all the acorns fall out!

Nobody says "I smell Teleportation Powers."

Sammy_P says "Look! It's Skyscraper Biggental!"

Nobody says "Not anymore."

Deeman says "The scent?"

Micman says "DUH."

(Jeff was what the Evil Squirrel said his name was.)

Sammy_P says: "It should be fine!"

8/10 of the way there.

(OK.)

Sammy_P wrote:The rift car crashes through the tree, making all the acorns fall out!

Except that doesn't happen because Jeff's tree isn't anywhere near Skyscraper Biggental.

9/10 of the way there.

Micman27 is getting bored.

Sammy_P says "Hey Nobody! Watch me dance!"

Micman says "beef"

Nobody says "dumb"

The car crashes into Skyscraper Biggental!

Sammy_P squishes Nobody.

Micman27 enters the gaping hole in Skyscraper Biggental.

Micman27 says "Ready?"

(kooky watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb2_G1E- ... ideo_title warning: bad word)

Meanwhile, in Jeff's tree...

MyNameIsKooky eats a moldy lampshade.

Jeff says: "That's unsanitary."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Too bad, I'm hungry."

Jeff says: "Then why don't you have some of these acorns?"

MyNameIsKooky says: "I'M NOT A SQUIRREL!"

Jeff says: "Then I shall convert your mentality into that of a squirrel."

DUN DUN DUN!

(EDIT: Deleted first three lines because we're already inside.)

Nobody sees LittleZbot in the elevator.

Nobody says: "In here!"

Everyone gets into the elevator.

LittleZbot says: "We should be getting to the top floor soon, where Doctors Truth and Lies are."

Nobody says: "OK."

The elevator doors close.

3 minutes later...

A sword tears up the elevator as it gets higher!

The elevator breaks!

The elevator stops at floor 15!

Nobody forces the doors open.

Nobody sees Doctor Yes.

Doctor Yes says: "Yes!"

Micman27 says "Say yes if you want to die, say yes twice if you don't want to."

Doctor Yes says "Yes yes."

(and this one too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbO3A9PWsOA)

Sammy_P pulls out $150,000.

Sammy_P says "Want it?"

Doctor Yes says "Yes."

Sammy_P says "Say no then."

Doctor Yes says "Yes."

Micman27 implodes the $150,000 dollars.

Doctor Yes thinks (in yeses in morse code): Well, I am low on cash, but if I say no, I will be cursed for a million years. I'd be dead before then.

Doctor Yes explodes for thinking the word No.

Doctor Yes is defeated!

Micman27 says "That was easy. Who's next?"

(continued)

...or any other word besides yes, for that matter.

Deeman says: "Tell me what the 24th letter of the alphabet is or face my wrath!"

Doctor Yes realizes he's being played with.

Doctor Yes gets angry!

Doctor Yes attacks Sammy_P, Micman, and Deeman with his sword!