The Wonderland Board

Meanwhile...
Rift Boywhoflies says "My spider sense is tingling! Nobody needs somebody to get onto a monster's head, and my flying will work just fine!"
Random Puddle that know nothing about Rift Boywhoflies says "You don't have a spider sense".
Rift Boywhoflies says "Oh."

SS01 crashes through the wall of the establishment!

SS01 says: "HA!!! YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD??? YOU'RE WR--WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!"

Sammy_P appears next to SS01 since he doesn't want to be part of what Deeman is doing.

Rift Boywhoflies gets away as well, then mindlessly flies upside down.

Sammy_P says "Well, since us three are in some Choosing Dimension, might as well choose our subplot by pressing a Subplot Button."

SS01 says: "I CAN TELL YOU MY STORY OF HOW I'M NOT DEAD!!!"

StinkerSquad01 wrote:SS01 says: "I CAN TELL YOU MY STORY OF HOW I'M NOT DEAD!!!"

Sammy_P says "YOU CAN GIVE US FLASHBACKS DURING OUR ADVENTURE."

Sammy_P presses the TRANSPORTED TO WEFLIGHT button.

Sammy_P, rBWF, and SS01 appear in Weflight.

Beth says: "I sense that three of your friends are in another dimension, including one who you thought was dead and one who could have helped you onto the monster's head."

Nobody says: "Well, that's a shame. Wait, how do you sense that?"

Plot Device says: "I am taking some of the control over the plot from the True Narrator."

Nobody says: "Uh, okay."

Nobody sees a ladder next to a roof!

Nobody says: "Aha."

Nobody climbs up the ladder.

The ladder falls over.

Nobody is defeated!

DUN DUN DUN!

Evil Spoons start to eat Nobody!
DUN DUN DUN!
Deeman and Dancing Duck come!

DUN DUN DUN!!!

Joe says: "Deeman and Dancing Duck? THE HORROR!"

Deeman says: "Hmm, perhaps we should revive Nobody."

Joe says: "Phew."

Dancing Duck does the Dance of Revival.

Nobody isn't revived.

Deeman says: "Stop being so superstitious. Reviving people by dancing?"

Deeman attacks Nobody with a Volvic Revive!

Nobody is revived!

Nobody says: "Huh, I must have been defeated."

Nobody wall jumps between two stacks of boxes to get up to the roof.

Nobody says: "Now I just have to CATCH UP with the monster. Wait, weren't you guys supposed to be after Sammy_Bro?"

Deeman says: "No idea."

Nobody says: "Figures."

Dancing Duck says "I think I was left behind at the carnival; I've been there this whole time."
Deeman says "Figures."
Evil Spoons get broken by the monsters!
The Evil Spoons 1-10 become Evil Forks 1-20!
Evil Forks attack Dancing Duck!
Evil Fork 1 says "FOOD!"
DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody runs along rooftops to try to get to Horrible Monster!

Horrible Monster knocks barrels at Nobody!

Nobody jumps over the barrels!

Horrible Monster jumps onto the top of a construction site!

Nobody enters the bottom of the construction site!

Horrible Monster starts throwing barrels!

Nobody keeps jumping over barrels!

Nobody says: "THIS IS JUST LIKE DONKEY KONG!"

The entire construction site begins collapsing under Horrible Monster's weight.

Nobody says: "This didn't happen in Donkey Kong."

Beams and planks fall past and under Nobody.

Nobody says: "Why is my life so hard?"

DP.

filler

Evil Spoons randomly reform!
Evil Spoons merge to form Spoon Elephant!
Spoon Elephant trumpets, distracting Horrible Monster for a short amount of time!
Deeman turns the falling planks and beams into tacos.
Deeman turns a few barrels into boxes of tacos!
Radar appears!
Radar detects tacos!
Radar chases after Nobody and Horrible Monster!
Evil Robots 1-9 come from the sky!
Paper Cutout Monsters 1-15 appear out of nowhere!
DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody says: "What... just... happened?"

Evil Robots say: "Hi."

Nobody says: "This reminds of that time I was trying stop a bomb, only I failed. Wait, actually that never happened."

Paper Cutout Monsters say: "GWAH HAH HAH, PREPARE TO HAVE PAIN!"

Nobody says: "This reminds me of when I got a bunch of paper cuts making Origami."

Radar says: "I AM CHASING YOU!"

Nobody says: "This reminds me of getting chased by a robot."

Nobody uses Superpower Blasts to take out enemies.

All 15 Paper Cutout Monsters burst into flames immediately, causing a huge fire!
DUN DUN DUN!
Another earthquake happens, followed by a distant roar.
Magic Crayon Box says "How convenient. That Horrible Monster has eaten one of the podiums. "
Radar loses 100 HP! 90001 left!
Evil Robots 1-3 are defeated!
Evil Robots 4-6 lose 5 HP.
Evil Robots 7-9 are unaffected.

Nobody says: "TO HECK WITH THIS!"

Nobody throws tacos at the remaining robots!

Nobody jumps over Radar!

Radar eats the robots!

Radar short circuits from cannibalism!

Nobody says: "There."

Nobody chases Horrible Monster into a pie factory!

Nobody gets an idea.

Nobody starts throwing pies!

The pies miss Horrible Monster's weak spot!

Nobody says: "Come on..."

Construction Site collapses!
Deeman is defeated!
Radar starts melting!
Spoon Elephant starts melting!
Magic Crayon Box catches on fire!
Meanwhile, elsewhere....
Gangbot says "Radar was defeated because he ate tacos. How fitting. Nonetheless, I must avenge Radar."
Gangbot fires a Heat Seeking Nuke at the burning construction site!
10 minutes to detonation!
DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody says: "Good thing I'm not in that construcntion site anymore!"

Construction worker 1 says: "Well, now we have to start from the ground up."

Construction worker 2 says: "This is horrible!"

Construction worker 3 says: "It could be worse. There could be a missile headed at us."

Nobody says: "Bother. Freaking sidequests."

Spoon Elephant melts and becomes Sentient Plastic Blob!
Sentient Plastic Blob says "What Nobody forgot, is that he's close enough to be killed by the nuke. Bother."
Sentient Plastic Blob attacks Deeman with Volvic Revive, which also puts out the burning Magic Crayon Box!
Radar melts, armoring Fleshy, the animal that serves as his digestive system!
Armored Fleshy says "Pie sounds good. Not as good as tacos, though."
8 minutes to detonation!
DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody says: "ALL THIS UNNECESSARY STUFF! BLARGH!"

Nobody throws pies out the window!

Pies splatter in a word formation!

Pie splatter says: "RUN AWAY THERE'S GONNA BE A NUKE"

Construction worker 2 says: "STOP! VANDAL!"

Construction worker 2 shoots Nobody!

Nobody says: "HEY!"

Nobody's robotic leg stops working.

Nobody falls over.

SS01 says "So, what do we do in Weflight anyway? I'm afraid of heights and----OOH A BIG SHINY BUTTON!!"

SS01 presses the button!

A machine starts up behind them!

Flying contact mines come out of the machine!

SS01 says "Well, that's what that does. RUN!!!"

Deeman uses Magnetic Repair on Nobody's robotic leg.
It fails!
Deeman says "Figures."
Deeman uses his magnetism to start repairing the Construction Site.
Sentient Plastic Blob eats pies and spits them at Horrible Monster!
6 minutes to detonation!

Horrible Monster remains unaffected.

Nobody gets an idea!

Nobody lassos the nuke with a Stretchy Mattress Rope!

Nobody pulls on the lasso!

The nuke flies into the Pie factory!

Nobody says: "YEAH!"

The nuke swoops up and hits the ceiling!

THE ENTIRE TOWN IS DESTROYED!

...except for the Horrible Monster.

Meanwhile, in Weflight...

Mr. Bob says: "I MUST NOT LET ANYONE STEAL THIS ANTI-NUCLEAR EXPLOSION SERUM!"

Meanwhile, in some alternate dimension....
Malneticmon wakes up.
Malneticmon draws some living monsters on cardboard and sends them to the Ruined Town to build a fortress.
Meanwhile, in wefight...
Cardboard Cutout Monsters start building a fortress out of rubble, dirt, and a pile of sticks that was sent with them.

SS01 runs past Mr. Bob with mines chasing him.

Mr. Bob says "HEY!!! WATCH IT!!"

A mine collides with Mr. Bob and explodes!

Mr. Bob says "OW!!!!"

The serum flies out of his hand and lands on the edge of the platform, teetering on balance!

DUN DUN DUN!

SS01 says "Anti-Nuclear Serum? Could be useful I guess."

SS01 starts running towards the serum, when he sees the nuclear missile fly by.

SS01 thinks "I guess that serum will be handy right now."

Meanwhile, in the ruins of the town...

Uh...

Meanwhile, in Weflight...

Meanwhile, in the ruins of town...
Cardboard Cutout Monsters manage to build a frame out of sticks!
Fortress is 20% done!
Horrible Monster roars "RAWR! THOSE CUTOUTS ARE EFFICIENT! MAYBE I COULD TRY TO CONTROL THEM!"

Everyone has been split up due to the mines.

BWF falls of the platform!!

BWF says "OH NOOOOOOO--oh wait, I can fly."

A mine collides with BWF!

BWF loses 500 HP!

BWF says "Oh right, they can fly too."

BWF is incapacitated by the horde of mines chasing him.

BWF says "UHHH, HELP ME!!"

Um, just read SS01's post before Deeman's...

Also, it's RIFT BWF... just saying.

Anyway...

Sammy_P says: "WATCH THIS!"

Sammy_P cuts the mine with a chainsaw!

The mine blows up!

Sammy_P loses 500 HP!

Sammy_P thinks: I hope nobody was watching...