The Wonderland Board

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I had to sacrifice a number of pieces for the previous checkmate. It wasn't fair.

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I've played 1600 games in the last three months. As soon as I get back from holiday I will load the chat and thrash you all.

Oh no, not a real chess player.

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billy bob wrote:I've played 1600 games in the last three months.

So you played 1.35 games per hour, even during the time when you're supposed to be sleeping? Seems legit.

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I have already beaten kidkidaaa1 and Master Wonder Mage and Emerald141.

I have beaten Emerald141, and the only player that has beaten Emerald141 is Muzozavr.

Muzozavr and I are tied for chess king, so we must play each other.

I beat Emerald. But then you decided to beat me so whatever.

Master Wonder Mage wrote:I beat Emerald. But then you decided to beat me so whatever.

I WAS going to beat you but my STUPID EYES make me lose.

I actually want to try and play with MasterWonderMage, since he himself wanted to play with me. I keep not finding him in the chatbox, though. Perhaps, he keeps not finding me.

You keep missing me by minutes. Yesterday you came on about 2 minutes after I left and 2 minutes before I came back. So, you keep just missing me.

Here are two games I just played. The one against Emerald141 was abandoned but if he wants to continue it then the current state of the game is below. The other one was against kidkid1aaa. I was black in both games.

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Two more results. One I've got a few days ago, versus ab-47. The other is just now, against MasterWonderMage.

Won both.

The game against MWM started off a bit strangely -- with megaslow internet for MWM. That made it a pain for both of us to wait for the moves of the other player. He rebooted, but it didn't work. Then his internet crashed totally (I think) and he was out for a long time. Then he reconfigured everything and then it finally went normally.

In the beginning of the game, he sacrificed a bishop for... pretty much nothing. When it all started up "normally" once more, I wanted to "speed things up" and also sac'ed a bishop to open up his king. Regretted it, cause my position wasn't developed enough to use his new weaknesses.

Then I managed (after a bit of careless play on his part) to win his knight and then he fell for a simple "discovered attack" trap, which allowed me to win his queen and make everything else redundant.

He kept playing for a while, but ultimately resigned.

I was black in the MWM game, and white in the ab-47 game.

(It's very late for me now, so I have to go to sleep)

Just FTWI, I didn't sacrifice the bishop for absolutely nothing, just the plan didn't exactly work out, because Muzovazr is too good at everything.

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Now I feel ashamed to even think of joining the chatroom. I'd probably lose every round against everybody.

Wrong. No way you can lose to me.

Wonderman109 wrote: Now I feel ashamed to even think of joining the chatroom. I'd probably lose every round against everybody.

Chess isn't the only thing we do. Besides, you don't have to play if you don't want to.

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You lost two pawns and he lost all but 4 pawns? Wow.

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Me v.s Welcome00, I was black

Here is a list of chess rankings, help me correct anything I've gotten wrong and rank the below 5ths and add more players if there are any.

1st: Billy Bob/Muzozavr (tied)
3rd: Emerald141
4th: Master Wonder Mage
5th: Ab-47
Below 5th:
Boywhoflies
DEEMAN223344
Kidkidaaa1
MyNameIsKooky
Nobody
Pawelec
Sammy_Bro
Sammy_P
StinkerSquad01
Welcome00
Yzfm

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Ab-47 VS Billy Bob. I was black.

We played 2 games so far and it was a 1-1 tie.

In the first game I was white. At first in the opening I felt like I was being somewhat pressured, but after a slightly careless move on billy bob's part I was able to destroy most of his queenside position and pressure that position with my pawns, which made him resign.

In the second game I was black. The opening went much better, but his mistake led me into a psychological trap -- I was eager to jump on an advantage and grab 2 pawns for free and get a great endgame -- but it was a rook endgame, and I suck horribly at rook endgames. I missed some major moves on his part -- he was able to slowly whittle down all of my pawns!! And he still had two left. While I was scrambling to defend myself, I once put my king in check by accident (lol) and after we took that back, at the very end I also managed to lose my rook to my own favorite chess trick, thus making me resign -- going on was pointless.

Until the next time, Muzozavr...

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Ab-47 VS Billy Bob. I was black.