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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:57 am
by Emerald141
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:39 am
by MyNameIsKooky
Emerald141 wrote:I have no idea what's going on here. Explain plz? :3
You mean me and Nobody's thing? That's all been explained during this topic... Me and Nobody are in the beginning of time, which is behind a time barrier that only the Master Time Machine could pass through. Adam wants to eat his apple in exchange for a Power Orb, but lots of stuff keeps interfering. Meanwhile, Sam is trying to create an army of Green Eggs and Ham to take over the universe. Since they got covered with poison, Sam is going to be busy washing his ham so all of his minions that he feeds the ham won't die on him. Sam will be done by the time the next time era with a Power Orb comes along.
Anyways...
Apple becomes Soggy Apple!
Adam doesn't notice!
Adam eats Soggy Apple!
Adam is defeated!
MyNameIsKooky says: "Ah, just as the legends of Adam's Apple said. Now, let's find the Power Orb and leave."
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:43 am
by Nobody
Nobody walks into another room.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:48 am
by MyNameIsKooky
Nobody sees that the room is full of fake Power Orbs.
Nobody thinks: The real Power Orb must be among these somewhere. There must be a way to tell the real ones and fake ones apart.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:50 am
by Nobody
Nobody says: "POWER ORB, APPEAR."
Nothing happens.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:51 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky walks into the room.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:57 am
by Nobody
Nobody says: "I don't know which one is the real Power Orb.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:00 am
by Sammy_P
Sammy_P runs into the room!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:01 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky says: "Me neither. I suppose Adam was really paranoid that Eve would steal his stuff. If this is leaked, the Bible would probably be overflowing with legends about how Eve tested every single Power Orb or something."
MyNameIsKooky looks around at the Power Orbs.
They all look exactly the same.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:06 am
by Nobody
Sammy_P crashes into the wall and gets crushed by Power Orbs.
Nobody says: "Testing every single one!? That might work!"
Nobody gets out the Aura of Power.
Nobody gives MyNameIsKooky the Time Crystal.
Nobody rescues Sammy_P.
Nobody gives Sammy_P the Purple Bagpipes.
Nobody says: "Systematically try to power up these until one of the Power Orbs actually works!"
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:08 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky begins waving the Time Crystal around, unsure of how to use it without actually time traveling.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:10 am
by Nobody
Nobody starts testing the Power Orbs.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:11 am
by MyNameIsKooky
(I need to go.)
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:14 am
by Sammy_P
Sammy_P accedentaly plays a song that destroys stuff!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:14 am
by Nobody
(OK.)
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:57 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Sammy_P ends up destroying himself!
Sammy_P is defeated!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:14 pm
by Sammy_P
1/3 of the Power Orbs explode!
Nobody says "Goodie."
_________________
Noob Free World!
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Evil Raspberry is here to kill you!
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:21 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
One of the Power Orbs was the real one!
Bad Ending #789 found!
Loading previous saved game...
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:32 pm
by Nobody
Sammy_P decides not to play a song.
3 minutes later...
Nobody says: "This is taking a long time."
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:07 pm
by Master Wonder Mage
Master Wonder Mage hits computer with hammer.
Intensity XS is 100% hacked.
Computer is 100% cracked.
cAPS LOCK IS NOW ON!
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:26 pm
by StinkerSquad01
Meanwhile...
After defeating (and eating) all the toast army...
SS01, "We need to find LittleZbot!"
BWF,"But we need a time machine."
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:50 pm
by boywhoflies
Boywhoflies says "I got a idea. Yo, GSC!"
Boywhoflies types "time_machine.exe" into the GSC!
A time machine pops up!
Boywhoflies says "That was eazy."
Boywhoflies types "Portal_to_NFW.exe" into the GSC.
A portal to NFW pops up!
A army of noobs start comming out!
Boywhoflies says "OMG! Noob Hater's Mountain(that's the actual name. I never actually said it, did I?
) from Noob Hunter was in there too! RUN!"
We all run into the time machine and go back in time to find lil' Z!
When we are warping Boywhoflies says "Those noobs are gonna be a problem later. How about we nuke Noob Hater's Mountain?".
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:33 pm
by LittleZbot
boywhoflies wrote:Boywhoflies says "I got a idea. Yo, GSC!"
Boywhoflies types "time_machine.exe" into the GSC!
A time machine pops up!
Boywhoflies says "That was eazy."
Boywhoflies types "Portal_to_NFW.exe" into the GSC.
A portal to NFW pops up!
A army of noobs start comming out!
Boywhoflies says "OMG! Noob Hater's Mountain(that's the actual name. I never actually said it, did I?
) from Noob Hunter was in there too! RUN!"
We all run into the time machine and go back in time to find lil' Z!
When we are warping Boywhoflies says "Those noobs are gonna be a problem later. How about we nuke Noob Hater's Mountain?".
NYO. A Time Machine can't be made THAT easily. Besides, Noob Free world is on a completely different universe. Time Machines don't travel across the universe. Besides THAT, I cam back and wandered off looking for you.
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:40 pm
by boywhoflies
They came out of the portal to NFW, remember? Not the time machine...wich not was never made. I dunno.
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:49 pm
by LittleZbot
A computer isn't THAT powerful. It can't just warp you to different universes, even if it was Mutant. It also can't act as a time machine. I know this is Wefight, the place of impossibilities, but if he was that powerful everything would be to easy. Look at Nobody's Signature.
Nobody's Sig wrote:It often helps the plot if problematic and sometimes funny situations last more than one post. - Me.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:13 am
by boywhoflies
I can make butter, giant frying pans, and the awesome clothes I'm wearing.
How about this?
Boywhoflies says "Hey, SS, can you build a portal to NF...oh yeah, the Worminator is right there.(It actually is.)
Boywhoflies uses the worminator!
Boywhoflies comes back 10 seconds later with a army of noobs behind him!
Boywhoflies says "I poped up on Noob Hater's Mountain! All the noobs were living there! Run for your life! Or fight, if you like.".
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:15 am
by LittleZbot
Better.
LittleZbot looks behind him and sees about 312 Noobs!
LittleZbot doesn't know what Noobs are!
LittleZbot says "Hi. Am I supposed to defeat you, or can we be friends?"
Noobs Consider.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:38 am
by Emerald141
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:47 am
by StinkerSquad01
Meanwhile in an abandoned cave...
SS01 is building a secret portal that warps to an incinerator (say hi to companion cube for me!) with a sign saying 2 UR "ENEMIEZ TO DEFEET DEM"
LittleZBot comes in!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"I'm building a portal trap. I was able to trick a noob into telling me the rocks here are magnetic (which they are, i tested them), I'll cause a rockslide forcing them through the cave where they find this."
"Whats the point?(in a noob voice) It sez it takes it 2 us!"
"It actually leads to a fiery death for them. There is a reason the portal is orange."
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:18 am
by LittleZbot
LittleZbot says "Aha."
LittleZbot reads Sign.
LittleZbot says "ME LIKE NOOBISH TALK!"
LittleZbot jumps into the portal!
DUN DUN DUN