Who has Funny Animal Stories?

ann3120 · Post by **ann3120** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:43 am

I have to agree with O/G, Majic1 & Igrapes. Our pets are our family, and we only want others to see them looking their very best.

Please, no more of these rather questionable pictures. Cute pics and funny stories are just fine, on both this thread and the "Post Jokes Here" thread - let's keep it that way.

Chocolate covered Hairy Brownie Buttons will be awarded to the next 100 writers of funny stories.

BTW - does any one know the origin of that expression - I don't, I just like it

Watcher · Post by **Watcher** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:31 am

majic1

Edited after a recent PM:
WHY? WHY would you post MORE pictures after we have voiced our opinions and complained? You are going to do what YOU want to do and who cares what anyone else thinks? - Am I right?? TYPICAL.

I have no idea what you are talking about you asked me to remove the cat pictures an i did! I did say in a PM to lgrapes if someone was going to get offended with a cat picture, than it should have been the picture of the "Gun" pointed at the Kitten, but i see no complaints of that picture Of Vialance. I added a picture of "My" dog to let you all know i have pets to, are you all a bunch of sticks in the mud? with no sence of humor, "Not" one of those pictures was a picture of your cat or any one elses that posts here. Im sorry if what i post here is not to your High standereds.

Note this is the PM i sent.

i have 4 grand kids that live here with me an they think those picture are the funnist thing they have ever seen, every forum i have puit them on they think there funny , Im sorry if there are people on here that dont know how to enjoy something funny, if they were to get offended by something it should have been that picture with the "Gun" being held up at the kitten ??

edit: if you are still seeing the cat pictures than i cant help you i removed them i dont see them any more if there still there an you see them then you will have to get an adminastrator to remove them

majic1 · Post by **majic1** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:33 am

I have NEVER PM'd you! That is a quote from a comment I made on the forum for all to see!!! And you say you have deleted some pictures - guess what? THEY ARE STILL THERE!

Unfortunately, you didn't get the point. Life is too good to waste on this nastiness. This is WONDERLAND - REMEMBER!!

Okay - I am editing this to add that Watcher said in his original message that he had received this in a PM. At least he acknowledged THAT mistake by taking out that comment.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:53 pm

Just to make a final comment on this thread.

I put the picture of the kitten and the gun, NOT that it pleased me in any way but it was a joke between Roger and myself. The kitten signified Roger, you would have to read the comments between us to understand what it was all about.

Please continue to post funny stories in this thread, it's meant to be fun!

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:49 am

My baby Sadie

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:13 am

The Cat, Sadie is a beautiful dog.

Cat

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:35 am

Thanks Cat

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:31 am

Here are a couple of Birthday cats to say Happy Birthday

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:12 am

I thought this one was absolutely adorable

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:19 am

Just wonderful, Love cats, just can't have one. I can't breath to good
when I'm near them,

popo · Post by **popo** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:12 pm

Here's how to tell how windy it is with a little help from your dog.

I knew they'd come in useful for something.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:15 pm

Poor wee doggie. You nasty Popo you.

Did you ever get the new cat?

Hope you will be very kind to it.

popo · Post by **popo** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:18 pm

Yes I got Felix thanks, and the kitten and all the toys and food. There wasn't a litter tray though and now my desktop is covered in cat poo!!!

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:23 pm

Everyone should have a Felix, he's great!

Never mind about the cat poo, it's easy cleaned.

Just in case Mrs. Nosey Parker is watching..... I gave Pauline a gift of a little pussy cat. Now she has a pet and can join in on all the conversations about animals.

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:13 pm

Let us all see your new kitty. I'll bet he is just beautful.

Davimad how come no cat box?
make her clean up poop all over her desk.

That can be a new level!

popo · Post by **popo** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:46 pm

Here's my kitty, having fun with his little hamster friend.

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:07 pm

They look like great friends. He

is only a baby.

popo · Post by **popo** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:45 pm

This the real kitty that Maureen sent me. He's eating my pot plant in the pic, and he tears my wallpaper and scratches my screen, but at least I can turn him off when I've had enough.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:52 pm

Felix is so cute, John thinks I've went doolally because I tell the cat to stop getting in my way.

He jumps on top of some of the icons and I'm trying to double click on them. It's deliberate, I'm positive of that.

If you want one Cathy, let me know.

I'm glad you are having fun Pauline, Nev won't have a problem with that animal.

popo · Post by **popo** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:01 pm

He looks like he's sat on the window ledge in that pic, overlooking my enormous garden covered in snow.

According to the weather forecast, that's what it'll be like tomorrow. Brrrr!!

Gen · Post by **Gen** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:27 pm

I'd like to introduce you to Maukie. (You will need Macromedia Flash Player to see him) Rub his stomach and he will purr, scratch his head and he will meow. Tickle his ear and he will flick it. Move in front of his paws and he will try to catch the pointer. He breathes. Watch his eyes are you move around.

Have fun!

http://www.broenink-art.nl/maukie2.swf

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:54 am

Gen that black cat is so sweet,Thank you.

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:44 am

Maureen that would be very nice of you, Can i ask for Two.
1. for me and 1 for Cat. please and thank you.

Gen · Post by **Gen** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:10 am

Hi, the cat!

you're welcome! I'm glad you like it. That was sent to me sometime ago and I just remembered I still had it. I think it is cute too and like to "play" with it. It is so "real".

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:42 am

Gen,

Maukie is gorgeous, my husband thought I'd taken leave of my senses.
He asked what I was doing and I replied "Playing with the cat."

The two Cat's, Felix is on his way.

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:55 pm

A very big thank you (not) Felix needs his claws trimed HA HA.

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:26 pm

How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:40 pm

My bertie is a real cat-man, his nickname is Catmandoo! Could anyone give me the address of the website where the kitty pictures above were downloaded from please? The medical cats, etc..

Many thanks.

Lillie

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:58 pm

My Felix has kittens to baby sit, after he gets his claws trimed.

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:05 pm

My Auntie sent me this picture with an entire grouping called "Doggy Daycare". Look at the little one hiding under the chair...so cute!

Who has Funny Animal Stories?

love dem dogs