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Master Wonder Mage wrote:Master Wonder Mage yells out "MEANWHILE!"

Meanwhile attempts to destroy the world.

Bad pun says "It must be a mean while to try to destroy the world."

Meanwhile attacks bad pun.

Bad pun loses -30 HP.

Bad pun is defeated.

Master Wonder Mage wonders how something can live with negative health.

If you subtract negatives, you are adding, so...

Bad pun would earn 30 HP instead.

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StinkerSquad01 wrote:

Master Wonder Mage wrote:Master Wonder Mage yells out "MEANWHILE!"

Meanwhile attempts to destroy the world.

Bad pun says "It must be a mean while to try to destroy the world."

Meanwhile attacks bad pun.

Bad pun loses -30 HP.

Bad pun is defeated.

Master Wonder Mage wonders how something can live with negative health.

If you subtract negatives, you are adding, so...

Bad pun would earn 30 HP instead.

Exactly.

Meanwhile, this happens.

Except MyNameIsKooky is still in Pocket Land, so that means...

Gray Guy says: "Hi."

Nobody says "My brain is going to get squished one of these days."

Gray Guy says "Uh huh."

the right red button comes to life

button: ZOMG ROFL TROLOLOL

Except none of this has happened near Meanwhile, so back to the script...

Joe thinks: There have to be some Meanwhiles around here I can add to the plot somehow...

Boywhoflies finds some mud, eats it, and fires his mud-laser at Meanwhile.
Meanwhile dosen't notice or feel it.
Boywhoflies freaks out.
Boywhoflies attempts to fly out of Meanwhile Land.

boywhoflies wrote:Boywhoflies finds some mud, eats it, and fires his mud-laser at Meanwhile.
Meanwhile dosen't notice or feel it.
Boywhoflies freaks out.
Boywhoflies attempts to fly out of Meanwhile Land.

Or that would happen, but (Rift) Boywhoflies never left Disguise Mart.

Anyway...

Joe looks for some Meanwhiles.

Meanwhile thinks really hard!

Meanwhile thinks: I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING EPIC I COULD DO!

Meanwhile turns around and prepare to do a handstand!

Meanwhile sees Joe!

Meanwhile says: "WHAT!? How did you get here!? This is supposed to be MY part of the plot, punk!"

Meanwhile walks up to Joe and pokes him.

Joe loses 1 HP!

Joe says: "Is that it?"

Meanwhile says: "Yes."

Joe says: "Okay then."

Joe goes back to looking for Meanwhiles.

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Joe thinks: This is getting distracting. I can't focus on looking for Meanwhiles now!

Nobody wrote:

boywhoflies wrote:Boywhoflies finds some mud, eats it, and fires his mud-laser at Meanwhile.
Meanwhile dosen't notice or feel it.
Boywhoflies freaks out.
Boywhoflies attempts to fly out of Meanwhile Land.

Or that would happen, but (Rift) Boywhoflies never left Disguise Mart.

Actually, the WHOLE plot got stuck in Meanwhile land, remember? That shoves me in there.

boywhoflies wrote:

Nobody wrote:

boywhoflies wrote:Boywhoflies finds some mud, eats it, and fires his mud-laser at Meanwhile.
Meanwhile dosen't notice or feel it.
Boywhoflies freaks out.
Boywhoflies attempts to fly out of Meanwhile Land.

Or that would happen, but (Rift) Boywhoflies never left Disguise Mart.

Actually, the WHOLE plot got stuck in Meanwhile land, remember? That shoves me in there.

No. Meanwhile is just preventing Meanwhiles from happening so the plot is currently focused on Meanwhile Land.

In Diguise Mart,

Rift Boywhoflies and SS01 look around.

SS01: "This place is pretty neat, the costumes are so easy to store, too. Let me check for bags."

SS01 walks by a Snowman diguise.

"Wow! BWF, come look at this! It even comes with toy snowballs too!"

BWF: "We own this place now, so maybe we should lock it up."

SS01: "Good idea, GSC! Password protect this place, please."

GSC:"Okay."

SS01: "Now, lets see...hmm?"

BWF and GSC: "What?"

SS01 eats a snowball.

SS01 gains Ice Powers!

SS01 eats a fireball from the Mr. Volcano set.

SS01 gains Melt Powers!

SS01 eats a leaf.

SS01 gains Void Powers!

SS01: "Void Powers? What do they do?"

MyNameIsKooky wrote:Except none of this has happened near Meanwhile, so back to the script...

Joe says: "Stop poking me!"

Meanwhile says: "Not until you let me get my fair share of the plot!"

Joe says: "If you keep poking me, I'll... uh... poke you back! Take that!'

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Joe pokes Meanwhile!

Meanwhile loses 1 HP!

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Joe pokes Meanwhile!

Meanwhile loses 1 HP!

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Joe pokes Meanwhile!

Meanwhile loses 1 HP!

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Joe pokes Meanwhile!

Meanwhile loses 1 HP!

5 minutes later...

Meanwhile pokes Joe!

Joe loses 1 HP!

Joe pokes Meanwhile!

Meanwhile is defeated!

Joe says: "At last this guy is defeated so the plot can get back to anti-boringness!"

Joe triumphantly throws Meanwhile at the plot somehow.

Meanwhile...

The above post happens.

@Kooky:Oh. I get it. So we just do whar SS did here. LOOPHOLE!

StinkerSquad01 wrote:In Diguise Mart,

Rift Boywhoflies and SS01 look around.

SS01: "This place is pretty neat, the costumes are so easy to store, too. Let me check for bags."

SS01 walks by a Snowman diguise.

"Wow! BWF, come look at this! It even comes with toy snowballs too!"

BWF: "We own this place now, so maybe we should lock it up."

SS01: "Good idea, GSC! Password protect this place, please."

GSC:"Okay."

SS01: "Now, lets see...hmm?"

BWF and GSC: "What?"

SS01 eats a snowball.

SS01 gains Ice Powers!

SS01 eats a fireball from the Mr. Volcano set.

SS01 gains Melt Powers!

SS01 eats a leaf.

SS01 gains Void Powers!

SS01: "Void Powers? What do they do?"

Rift BWF:Hey! I'm supposed to be the one that ears evreything in site! Anyway, your void powers are probaly the same thing as my rift powers. Wait a second.

Rift BWF rips a small hole in space and time!

Rift BWF:You probaly can't do that, but I bet anything your hand-void power would be a LOT more powerful than my hand-rift power. Try it!

SS01's hand instantly turns into a glowing purple sphere. It sucks in a whole row of shelves quite quickly. SS01 shoots them back out to where they were.

SS01:Cool! Yeah, that's a LOT more power.

Rift BWF:Shooting stuff like that is epic. I'm gonna try that.

Rift BWF does, but he needs to charge for about 10 seconds before he can shoot.

Powers shouldn't be that easy to gain.

I know. I wasn't the one who made it that way.

Void powers dont do anything, they're useless.

SS01 finds that bag of BBQ chips from the candy machine.

BBQ Chips Bag grows huge and attacks!

StinkerSquad01 wrote:I know. I wasn't the one who made it that way.

...What? You're the one who posted it...

He asked what powers they brung. If I said nothing, then he wouldn't have them. Blame it on me.

SS01 dosen't have the powers if they shouldn't be eazy to get.

Rift BWF says:Ok. Lets go find a void you can eat so you get those powers.

SS01, Rift BWF, and GSC go to try and find a void.

But the Bag of chips is attacking us!

Oh, yeah, right.

I suck the chips into my hand, charge, and shoot them at a wall. 25 damage. Saddly that charges it with rift powers as well.
Rift BWF:Oops. I guess it's a bad idea to shoot living things back out.
That costume Rift BWF sucked in when he first are the rift pops out of his hand.
Rift BWF:And I can't keep them inside. Well, I'd better eat them.
SS01:Wait! It's charged with Rift powers now.
Rift BWF:So? I ate the actual rift.
SS01:It has just as much rift power as you. If you eat it, your power doubles. And that would be too much energy. You would die.
Rift BWF:Oh...well...yeah. Don't eat it.
SS01:There's more. If it sucks you in and shoots you out, that would also double the power. Again, too much.
Rift BWF:That sucks. I better not get too close.
Rift BWF goes up to some shelves and tries to suck one in so he can shoot it. It'll take a while, though.

Meanwhile...

Tiny Tank says: "We really, really, want you to help us with this."

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Wait, 'we'? You and who?"

Tiny Tank says: "Uh... me and Nobody."

Past Nobody says: "I'm Nobody!"

Wait, aren't meanwhiles canceled?
I'm probaly clueless here.

BoyWhoFlies turns into Clueless

My name was changed to RIFT Boywhoflies, remember?

then RIFT BWF turns into clueless?

I said that to try to avoid it. It's Wefight;randomness is taken seriously.

Clueless turns into Rift BWF randomly.

Nobody wrote:Joe pokes Meanwhile!

Meanwhile is defeated!

Joe says: "At last this guy is defeated so the plot can get back to anti-boringness!"

Joe triumphantly throws Meanwhile at the plot somehow.

Meanwhile...

But maybe you missed that post.

I did. Sorry.

So guys? can I understand what's going on in this topic.

MyNameIsKooky is stuck in his pocket and Joe just destroyed Meanwhile. Also, we are trying to get Power Orbs to power up some treasures that are powerful that we can use to defeat Satan. We get them by time traveling to different times, or "eras."

Anything else?