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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:59 am
by ab-47
Ok, I'll start reading all the way through.

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:46 pm
by Nobody
Tiny Tank says: "The fate of the entire universe is hanging upside-down here! Or something! Please help!"

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "No."

Tiny Tank says: "THIS IS HARD!"

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:46 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Frustrated, Tiny Tank begins driving in a circle.

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:59 pm
by Technos72
direction guide says: why are you doing donuts?

tiny tank: I dont have donuts!!

tiny tank makes circles faster

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:11 pm
by LittleZbot
ab-47 wrote:Ok, I'll start reading all the way through.
Good Luck with that, cuz the old topic had almost 500 pages. :P

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:21 pm
by Nobody
Tiny Tank drives in circles REALLY FAST!

Evil Bunny tries to watch Tiny Tank.

Evil Bunny gets dizzy!

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:34 pm
by Technos72
Tiny Tank makes a circle of fire in the ground

Evil Bunny: Oh! I need some marshmallows, but I'm too dizzy!

Evil bag of marshmallows comes out of evil bunny's pocket

Evil bag of marshmallows shoots marshmallows to everyone in the area in a machine gun style

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:37 am
by ab-47
LittleZbot wrote:
ab-47 wrote:Ok, I'll start reading all the way through.
Good Luck with that, cuz the old topic had almost 500 pages. :P
:shock: , this will be loonng.........

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:23 pm
by StinkerSquad01
Technos72 wrote:Tiny Tank makes a circle of fire in the ground

Evil Bunny: Oh! I need some marshmallows, but I'm too dizzy!

Evil bag of marshmallows comes out of evil bunny's pocket

Evil bag of marshmallows shoots marshmallows to everyone in the area in a machine gun style
They bounce of Tiny Tank harmlessly.

Enclosed Direction Guide says, "Ow! Quit it!"

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:01 pm
by Nobody
Past MyNameIsKooky and past Nobody start fighting the bag of marshmallows!

Tiny Tank starts to get red-hot from driving in a ring of fire.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:17 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Tiny Tank says: "It's really starting to get warm here. Is the Fire Age beginning?"

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Don't you mean the Ice Age?"

Tiny Tank says: "Well..."

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:02 pm
by StinkerSquad01
Tiny Tank starts burning a hole in the ground.

Tiny Tank says, "Why is everything going up?"

Past MyNameIsKooky rips a small hole in Evil Bag of Marshmallows.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:51 am
by boywhoflies
Meanwhile...

Rift Boywhoflies has sucked in the shelf and he shoots it at rift bag of chips.
Rift bag of chips is defeated!
Boywhoflies says "It was only a bag of chips in the first place. It couldn't off been to strong. Now, lets go find some way to get you void powers, SS."
RBWF, SS01, and GSC go and try to find a void or something, but not after stuffing a overdose of costumes into RBWFs rift-hand. Whenever they pop out he sucks them back in - they aren't gonna attack.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:58 am
by StinkerSquad01
No fair, it didn't even attack. D:

Giant bag of Chips runs outside, and trips over some conveniently placed pebbles into the Candy Machine!

SS01 says, "That thing is still there? Whatever, this better turn out delicious. I'm going to the bathroom now."

RBWF says, "What about your void power things?"

SS01 says, "They're clearly useless, and chances of finding an active void are a million to one. Although, there's rumors about saying there is an active void somewhere on Planet Wefight. I hope nothing evil finds it."

The Candy Machine dings.

The Candy Machine dings.

The Candy Machine dings.

The Candy Machine dings.

SS01: "Be quiet! I'm wahing my hands! Okay, lets see this.

A candy pops out of the little hole.

SS01 sniffs it and says, "Smells good!"

SS01 opens his mouth to eat it.

Fire candyball says,"ARGH!!! HELP MEEEEEE-*muffled noises*"

SS01 ate Fire Candy!

DUN DUN DUN!

SS01's face turns red.

SS01 screams,"WATER!!!!!!!"

Fire is coming out of SS01's mouth!

DUN DUN DUN!

SS01 runs off panicking!

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:59 am
by StinkerSquad01
Oops, forgot to add that in the beginning, sharp fire chips were shot at us and we both lost 75 HP.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:44 pm
by boywhoflies
I forgot it's giant. Well, I guess shooting a shelf at it won't kill it after all.
Wow, I've been screwing up a lot at this lately. Sorry!

Giant Rift Bag Of Chips jumps back up. It turned out to be playing dead.
RBWF runs to get water for SS01 while GRBOC finds a minigun to shoot RBWF with.
A minute later RBWF comes back with a bag of water...somehow. Just before he gets it to SS01 GRBOC starts to fire the minigun at RBWF!
RBWF obsorbs the bullets with his rift-hand but he can't walk and block at the same time.
RBWF throws the bag of water to SS01 with his other hand.
RBWF says "Can you see a bag through that fire? Grab it, it's full of water!
RBWF's rift-hand dosen't have any room left to keep the bullets, and to shoot them back out will take a lot of charging.
RBWF rips holes in space-time while trying to avoid bullets. by flying. Saddly, he gets shot in the shoulder at one point, and can't use his wings. RBWF takes 200 damage.(It's a bullet. I'm just saying)
RBWF tries to run instead, but running from bullets dosen't work too good.
RBWF gets shot in the waist!
RBWF can't run anymore, and trying to crawl would be stupid, so he pretends to be dead.
GRBOC takes a while to find SS01, since bags of chips don't have eyes. It got lucky when shooting RBWF.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:53 pm
by StinkerSquad01
Dude, the bag of chips was made into a candy. :roll:

Well, lets say that the candy post happened after your post right now, okay?

So I'm gone now.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:00 pm
by boywhoflies
Oh. From what I understood the chips triped over the candy machine, and the candy machine let out the fire candy randomly, but the chips were still outside the machine. Wow, I realy fail at this.
Now, I'm gonna keep this to one setence to minimise the chances of me screwing up.

With the GRBOFs gone, RBWF crawls over to the bag of water and pushes it to SS01.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:04 pm
by StinkerSquad01
But I is gone, I ran off at supersonic speeds. Now you must look for me somewhere on Planet Wefight.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:12 pm
by Nobody
Meanwhile...

Tiny Tank is just far enough underground that no one can see him!

Tiny Tank says: "Where is everyone? HELP!"

Nobody walks over to the group.

Nobody says: "Tiny Tank, you're taking much too long... where is he?"

Past Nobody points at the hole.

Nobody says: "Figures."

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:15 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky pokes something.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:15 pm
by boywhoflies
Wow. 1 setenence and I STILL managed to screw up. *faceplam*

RBWF charges up and shoots out the costumes and bullets.
RBWF uses rift-hand to pull hard eneugh on a tree to pull his weight, but not hard eneugh to suck in the tree.
RBWF slides toward the tree slightly off the ground.
RBWF says "Good eneugh."
RBWF continues to suck himself toward trees and other heavy objects until he reaches some woods.
RBWF looks through the woods for SS01.
GSC followed but can't get into the woods because the trees are too thick.
GSC starts to plow down the trees, but it goes slowly.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:21 pm
by Nobody
Nobody creates a stretchy mattress!

Nobody makes a rope out of the stretchy mattress and throws it down!

Tiny Tank says: "How am I supposed to grab this?!"

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:22 pm
by Nobody
Nobody creates a stretchy mattress!

Nobody makes a rope out of the stretchy mattress and throws it down!

Tiny Tank says: "How am I supposed to grab this?!"

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:24 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky keeps poking something.

MyNameIsKooky realizes that the something is a boulder.

The boulder begins to roll down the hill it was on top of.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:27 pm
by StinkerSquad01
The boulder is headed towards Tiny Tank's hole with him in it and Nobody!

DUN DUN DUN!

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:29 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
(Bleh, you kind of ruined my joke, but whatever.)

Boulder completely misses.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:30 pm
by Nobody
Nobody says: "Um... jump into it while spinning and hope you'll get tangle up?"

Tiny Tank says: "I'm not an acrobat..."

Nobody says: "Just do it."

Tiny Tank jumps and spins.

Tiny Tank gets tangled up in the stretchy mattress!

The stretchy mattress starts to burn!

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:31 pm
by StinkerSquad01
Nobody says, "Bother."

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:33 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky realized that the boulder didn't hit anyone because he and the boulder are in Pocket Land.