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Oh. Wow.

Tiny MyNameIsKooky sees a deep hole.

Tiny MyNameIsKooky decides to avoid the hole.

Tiny MyNameIsKooky gains Common Sense!

Tiny MyNameIsKooky's Common Sense begins tingling!

Tiny MyNameIsKooky decides to ignore it.

DUN DUN DUN!

(may i join? I've had some Wefight experience in the past..)
Lexie jumps out of a Random Bush!
Random Bush turns into Evil Bush!
Lexie throws a Random Boulder on EVil Bush!
Evil Bush is DEFEATED
Lexie says "That was.. too easy.. OR WAS IT?"
DUN DUN DU - Wait thats not dramatic. *shot*
Lexie digs a hole to China!
Lexie gets out of the ground and runs off!
DUN DUN DU - *shot twice*

(You don't need to ask.)

Eventually, after tripping on a conveniently placed Exit pad, SS01 lass out of the game, cooled off from the breeze of running from giant boulders.

Rift Boywhoflies thinks and says "No duh..."
Rift Boywhoflies rips a hole in space-time and jumps in.
Rift Boywhoflies conveniently falls right in front of SS01.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Dude. You mouth is still on fire. Oh yeah, and I still have bullet holes in my shoulders and waist. OWWWW!"

Joe wonders who revived Tiny MyNameIsKooky.

Vegetable says: "Butter! You dropped them!?"

Meanwhile, at Nobody...

Prime Meridian Dinosaur has his foot in the air!

Nobody is under Prime Meridian Dinosaur's foot!

Nobody says: "OH NO!"

Prime Meridian Dinosaur puts his foot down!

Nobody isn't under Prime Meridian Dinosaur's foot anymore!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur charges randomly!

Nobody picks up a rock and throws it!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur loses 0.9 HP! 999 HP remaining!

Nobody picks up a boulder and tries to throw it!

The boulder is too heavy!

Nobody drops the boulder!

Boulder lands on Nobody's toe!

Nobody has 25 HP remaining!

Lexie appears out of a hole next to nobody!
Lexie picks the boulder up and throws it!
But the boulder is evil!
The Boulder hits Prime Meridian Dinosaur!
Evil Boulder Is defeated!
-25 HP!
Lexie says " Well that was weak."

Meanwhile...

Rift Boywhoflies puts his mouth up to his shoulder.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Oh yeah. Blood tastes good. I forgot."
SS01 says "Oh god."

[size=0]I actually like the taste of blood in real life. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?! *shot* Anyone share my opinion? XD[/size]

Okay, ever since the new topic wefight has been either spa-invaded or dead. THIS IS MY IDEA, PEOPLE, AND WE NEED TO KEEP WEFIGHT ALIVE! So, I am starting Operation KWA. From now on, I'll try to post here once or more a day, even if it means double-posting. Frequent posts should also help continuity. (I hope...)

Prime Meridian Dinosaur roars!

Nobody covers his ears!

Evil Bunny loses 25 HP!

Enclosed Direction Guide loses 25 HP!

Nobody loses 0 HP!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur chases Nobody!

Nobody runs under a tree while shooting a Superpower Ball at it!

Tree is defeated!

Tree lands on Prime Meridian Dinosaur!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur loses 99 HP! 900 HP remaining!

Nobody rapidly punches Prime Meridian Dinosaur!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur loses 1 HP!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur dances!

Nobody runs around to avoid Prime Meridian Dinosaur dancing!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur dances faster!

Nobody hides under a large bush for cover!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur gets tired.

Prime Meridian Dinosaur sits down.

Nobody uses blasts the cliff with his Superpowers!

The cliff begins to break!

Pieces of cliff hit Prime Meridian Dinosaur!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur loses 146 HP! 750 HP remaining!

Meanwhile...
Rift Boywhoflies keeps drinking his blood.
Rift Boywhoflies beguins to turn pale!
SS01 says "That...how can I put this...MIGHT KILL YOU. YOU BETTER STOP!"
Somewhat Pale Rift Boywhoflies only sucks harder!
Somewhat Pale Rift Boywhoflies sucks out the bullet and stops sucking.
Somewhat Pale Rift Boywhoflies says "Ok. I got rid of that bullet. Now, how the heck do I suck on the bullet in my waist? Oh yeah...I NEED MAH COOKEHZ 2 GET MOAD BLOOD LAWL"
Somewhat Pale Rift Boywhoflies puts his finger on his shoulder's bullet hole so the remaining blood claughts and hopefully his shoulder will heal.

Master Wonder Mage wonders how 900 - 147 is 750

(Not 900. 899.)

146 + 1 = 147

Oh. My bad.

Oops. I meant 149.

KWA = Kiwis want all. *shot*

SS01 watches as BWF turns completely pale.

BWF passes out.

SS01 shoves BWF into the random closet nearby, and leaves to grab something at Diguise Mart.

Head Kiwi appears and kidnaps BWF!

DUN DUN DUN!

RBWF bleeds all over Head Kiwi.
RBWF is still unconsious.
Meanwhile, in RBWF's brain...
RBWF says "Hun? I'm in my mind...I think. But it seems so real. Like I'm dreaming.Guess I passed out but my brain is fine."
Magic Gum Wrapper walks up to RBWF.
Magic Gum Wrapper says "Hi."
RBWF says "Ok. This guy is just some random charecter I made up when I was bored. This confirms I'm dreaming."
Magic Gum Wrapper says "You're in the unconsious part of your mind. Walk over to the consious side and you'll go back to reality."
RBWF says "This is a rip off of that episode of American Dad where Roger goes into a coma."
MGW says "Yes it is."
RBWF says "Since this...world...is my mind, does that mean I can control it?"
MGW says "Yes. You could teleport to the consious side of your brain. Hurry, before you bleed to death in real life!"
RBWF says "I'll do that later. For now..."
RBWF waves his arm and RBWF's Girlfriend from his life outside the forums appears!
RBWF and RBWFSGF start to make out.
MGW says "If you don't go back to reality, you will DIE!"
RBWF says "I don't care lawl." But it's hard to talk and kiss at the same time so MGW can't understand him.
MGW says "Fine. I'll attack you until you agree to go back to reality. It's for your own good!"
MGW yells "I SUMMON THE POWER OF 5 GUM!"
MGW shoots a flare peice of 5 gum at RBWF. The gum turns into a fireball.
It hits RBWF.
Nothing happens.
RBWF says "It's my mind. You can't hurt me." but it's messed up because he's still kissing.
Meanwhile, in real life...
Head Kiwi is going 2 mile a hour with RBWF because...kiwis aren't that strong.

*looks at above posts*

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Prime Meridian Dinosaur charges at Nobody repeatedly!

Nobody stands between Prime Meridian Dinosaur and a boulder!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur charges!

Nobody gets out of the way!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur crashes into the boulder!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur loses 50 HP! 700 HP remaining!

Nobody creates an Unlucky Mattress on top of Prime Meridian Dinosaur!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur gets hit by a meteor!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur loses 550 HP! 100 HP remaining!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur tosses the Unlucky Mattress towards Nobody!

Nobody runs away!

Nobody blasts Prime Meridian Dinosaur with his Superpowers!

Prime Meridian Dinosaur is defeated!

Tiny Tank comes out of the lake.

Tiny Tank says: "Hi guys! I'm all cool now!"

Evil Bunny faints.

Nobody turns to Enclosed Direction Guide.

Nobody says: "You two owe me. You should really help me find the Power Orb or you'll be forced to not defeat me later in life."

Master Wonder Mage is sitting in the middle of nowhere on top of a caged green apple with a calculator trying to figure out Nobody's math.

He corrected himself, remember?

Meanwhile...
Magic Gum Wrapper created a black hole using Vortex flavour 5 gum. RBWF and RBFWSGF don't move.

Tiny MyNameIsKooky begins to think of a way to get back to normal size.

Tiny MyNameIsKooky doesn't notice the prehistoric pigeon sneaking up behind him.

700 - 550 = 100 all of the sudden?

Master Wonder Mage takes wurp to Deja Vu.

Master Wonder Mage enters Good Morning.

IIRC only the worminator(and , now that I think about it, a unknown device that was used to bring the toaster army though the worlds) can gring you to other worlds, not wurps. But I never played boxinator so I wouldn't know.

700 - 550 = 100 all of the sudden?

Master Wonder Mage takes Worminator to Deja Vu.

Master Wonder Mage enters Good Morning.

Prehistoric Pigeon prepares powerful pumbling attack.

DUN DUN DUN!

SS01 comes back from DM, to find BWF gone.

"BOTHER," he says.

SS01 then sees a trail of blood.

SS01 then thinks the plot is getting rather bloody.

SS01 follows the trail.

Meanwhile...

H.K. realizes he is traveling really slow.

H.K calls his minions to make a kiwi car.

H.K.'s car is completed and he drives away.

MEANWHILE AGAIN...

GSC detects abnormally large quantities of antimatter on Planet Wefight. He assumes a void is causing this, and sets out to tell SS01.

Meanwhile...
RBWFSGF realises that RBWF has glowing purple skin, bat wings, and black spheres of light for eyes.
RBWFSGF stops kissing and walks away.
RBWF desides to just get back to reality.
RBWF and MGW begin to walk to the other side of RBWF's mind.

I meant 150. I guess my numbers are fail-ish today.

WELL, HERP DERP TO THAT.
Now, back to the plot.

SS01 starts to feel something strange going on...but shrugs it off.

GSC decides to try to use a jetpack to reach SS01.

GSC learns that jetpacks and computers do not mix well. The hard way.

GSC starts developing a Light Bridge.

Nobody says: "I wonder where the Power Orb could be. We've searched for a while now..."

Evil Bunny says: "Indeed."

Meanwhile, at LittleZbot...

LittleZbot says: "Well, even if I'm trapped in this Era, I might as well do what I came here for: finding the Power Orb."

Tiny MyNameIsKooky hears LittleZbot!

Tiny MyNameIsKooky looks for the source of LittleZbot's voice.

Prehistoric Pigeon thinks pumbling is a typo of plumbing!

Prehistoric Pigeon prepares to begin plumbing.

Prehistoric Pigeon traps Tiny MyNameIsKooky inside of a plunger!

Meanwhile, in Plunger Land...

MyNameIsKooky thinks: Not again...