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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:11 am
by Nobody
LittleZbot walks away.
Sam says: "DO YOU WANT GREEN EGGS AND HAM?"
LittleZbot says: "Uh, no...?"
Sam says: "WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A HOLE?"
LittleZbot says: "What?"
Sam throws LittleZbot and some Green Eggs and Ham into a deep hole!
LittleZbot hits the ground hard!
LittleZbot loses 150 HP!
Green Eggs 1 prepares to attack LittleZbot!
LittleZbot says: "Bother."
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:13 am
by boywhoflies
Meamwhile, in Rift Boywhoflies's brain...
Rift Boywhoflies and Magic Gum Wrapper are still walking. There are the things Rift Boywhoflies mostly thinks about on the sides, like his friends, death, Evil Toaster charecters and a truckload of other things that are overly inappropiate and he shouldn't even know about at his age.
It's funny cuz' it's true. *shot* I'm not complaining though.
RBWF says "Oh yeah. I can teleport in here. See you later, Magic Gum Wrapper!"
MGW says "Can you take me with you?"
RBWF says "That would make no sence...OK!
"
RBWF imagines MGW forming into reality then teleports to the consious side of his brain.
RBWF gains consiousness, and Magic Gum Wrapper is standing next to him.
RBWF says "How are you here? It makes no sence."
Head Kiwi is looking at the living gum wrapper bent into the shape of a person with a "What the ****" look.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:16 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky pokes something.
Plunger Land is defeated!
Tiny MyNameIsKooky lands back on the ground!
Tiny MyNameIsKooky sees a seemingly large hole in the distance.
Tiny MyNameIsKooky thinks: I smell food... food that's green. I know that because I can sniff my way up the rainbow.
Tiny MyNameIsKooky sees a random rainbow in the distance!
Tiny MyNameIsKooky wants to sniff the rainbow, but it's too far away for him to reach within an hour.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:19 am
by Nobody
Meanwhile, at Nobody...
Nobody says: "La la la."
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:20 am
by Master Wonder Mage
Meanwhile, in Evil Toaster 3,
Master Wonder Mage randomly appears in Frank's lab!
Frank throws all his potions at Master Wonder Mage's head!
All Frank's potions break over Master Wonder Mage's
Frank loses 327 HP! Frank is defeated!
Frank attacks Master Wonder Mage with Volvic revive!
Frank misses!
Frank hits mirror and it bounces back to hit himself!
Frank is revived with -50 HP!
Frank is defeated!
Master Wonder Mage flies through dimensions!
Master Wonder Mage jumps on the kiwi's head!
Frank loses 25 HP!
Frank's bank account is overdrawn!
Frank is defeated!
Frank just increased the America's national debt by $100!
America is defeated!
Frank is defeated!
America's bank account is overdrawn!
America is defeated!
America just increased the world's global debt by $100,000!
The world is defeated!
America is defeated!
Frank is defeated!
Kiwi loses 1 HP!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:22 am
by MyNameIsKooky
^WHAT HAPPENED
everyone got defeated like 5 times when they were already defeated
now my life is a lie
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:26 am
by Master Wonder Mage
Your life is a cake.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:30 am
by Nobody
Nobody says: "La la la la la la la la! La, la, la, la la la la! La la, la la, la la, la la la la! La la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la, la la la la! La la la la, la la la la la la, la, la, la! La la la la la la la, la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la, la la la!"
Enclosed Direction Guide says: "STOP SINGING! Just because we're temporary allies doesn't mean I like your voice!"
Nobody says: "OK."
5 seconds later...
Tiny Tank says: "La la la la la la. La la la la la la. La la la la la la. La la la la la la. La la la la, la, la, la, la, la, la la la-"
Enclosed Direction Guide says: "GAH!"
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:30 am
by boywhoflies
What happened is someone went crazy with editing the ET4 save file and it got overly glichy.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:30 am
by boywhoflies
DP
Err ET3.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:31 am
by MyNameIsKooky
Master Wonder Mage wrote:Your life is a cake.
Finally, a clever variation of the meme!
Delicious.
Tiny MyNameIsKooky eats a cake.
Tiny MyNameIsKooky dies.
DUN DUN DUN!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:31 am
by MyNameIsKooky
Master Wonder Mage wrote:Your life is a cake.
BTW, I need to quote this in my signature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:32 am
by Master Wonder Mage
Ooh! Plot Idea for ET6! You have to shut down Frank's bank account before the world goes into debt!
Frank lost 30 HP because I posted this.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:33 am
by boywhoflies
But Frank -spoiler removed-
Kooky said he allready started thinking of the ET6 plot. Without wanting to. XD
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:38 am
by Master Wonder Mage
But Frank would still have a bank account! His wife is constantly taking money from it. Her name would be *drumroll* FRANKIETTA!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:39 am
by Nobody
LittleZbot attacks Green Eggs 1 with his Lightsaber!
Green Eggs 1 loses 50 HP! 50 HP remaining!
Green Ham 1 jumps down from higher in the hole and lands behing LittleZbot!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:43 am
by boywhoflies
Magic Gum Wrapper is eating his arm with his non-egsisting mouth.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:56 am
by MyNameIsKooky
Tiny MyNameIsKooky is dead.
MyNameIsKooky isn't!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:59 am
by Nobody
LittleZbot zaps Green Eggs 1!
LittleZbot looks right.
LittleZbot looks left.
LittleZbot doesn't know that Green Ham 1 is behind him.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:02 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky wonders how he got back to normal size.
MyNameIsKooky dismisses it as a game glitch and proceeds to begin sniffing the nearby rainbow.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:07 am
by Master Wonder Mage
Frank realizes that everything is his fault.
Master Wonder Mage jumps on Green Ham 1!
Green Ham 1! turns into Green Cake 1!
DUH DUH DUH
IS THIS THE END OF MR. ZURKON????
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:11 am
by boywhoflies
Rift Boywhoflies eats Head Kiwi. Head Kiwi is defeated!
Rift Boywhoflies attempts to drive the kiwimobile back to SS01 but can't do it well for the 3 folowing reasons:
Rift Boywhoflies has no depth perseption.
Rift Boywhoflies still can't move his legs because the bullet is too painful so he needs to use his wings on the pedals. His wings are good for flying but not good in the form of limbs.
Rift Boywhoflies is a 13 year old without any real experence driving.
Rift Boywhoflies drives into a river. The kiwimobile explodes. The kiwimobile is defeated!
MGW says way to go, genius.
MGW attempts to summon the power of 5 gum so he can do something useful but it's hard to do that outside Rift Bowyhoflies's brain.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:12 am
by Nobody
Evil Bunny looks under a rock.
Evil Bunny says: "DANG IT! THE POWER ORB WASN'T UNDER THIS ROCK! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!"
Evil Bunny throws the rock!
Nobody ducks.
Nobody, Tiny Tank, and Enclosed Direction Guide stare at Evil Bunny.
Evil Bunny says: "I'm better now."
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:13 am
by Nobody
Master Wonder Mage wrote:Frank realizes that everything is his fault.
Master Wonder Mage jumps on Green Ham 1!
Green Ham 1! turns into Green Cake 1!
DUH DUH DUH
IS THIS THE END OF MR. ZURKON????
lolwut
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:15 am
by Master Wonder Mage
Annoying voice says' "Warning: Radiation Damage Detected."
Frank knows that this is his fault.
Master Wonder Mage eats all the toast in Evil Toaster.
DUH DUH DUH.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:15 am
by boywhoflies
UR NOT SUPPOSED 2B dat random *shot*
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:18 am
by Master Wonder Mage
wefight: pretty much nonsense *RULES NOW DELETED*
Zombie nobody appears.
Frank loses 25 HP!
Frank is defeated!
*stands guard over post with shotgun*
WHO DARES CHALLENGE MY POSTS!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:19 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky inhales the rainbow.
MyNameIsKooky's skin begins to flash random colors.
MyNameIsKooky thinks: IS THAT A GOOD THING?
MyNameIsKooky begins to turn into a giant dried up pillow.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:24 am
by Nobody
Green Ham 1 prepares to attack LittleZbot from behind!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:25 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky completes his transformation to a pillow.
Pillow begins to float up into the air!