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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:02 pm
by Nobody
Evil Bunny reaches for the wood chipper.
Snake 153 prepares to attack.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:04 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Evil Bunny remembers to be careful with wood chippers.
Evil Bunny puts on convenient iron gloves and an iron mask.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:05 pm
by Nobody
Evil Bunny grabs the wood chipper!
Snake 153 wildly tries to attack!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:07 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Evil Bunny says: "IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
Evil Bunny chucks the wood chipper at the lawnmower that was sneaking up behind him.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:07 pm
by boywhoflies
Meanwhile...
Rift Boywhoflies ate a stone.
Rift Boywhoflies said "Done. Moving on!"
Rift Boywhoflies ate a rock.
Rift Boywhoflies said "Done. Moving on!"
Rift Boywhoflies ate a boulder.
Rift Boywhoflies said "Done. Moving on!"
Rift Boywhoflies ate a tree.
Rift Boywhoflies said "Done. Moving on!"
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:10 pm
by Nobody
Magic Lawnmower loses 100 HP! 900 HP remaining!
Magic Lawnmower turns into a giraffe!
Evil Bunny says: "A GIRAFFE!"
Random Giraffe prepares to turn Evil Bunny into a giraffe!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:11 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Meanwhile, other snakes in the pit disguise themselves as random objects.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:14 pm
by Nobody
Nobody notices that Evil Bunny is missing.
Nobody says: "You stay here with LittleZbot, I'll go look for the Evil Bunny."
MyNameIsKooky and Tiny Tank say: "OK."
Nobody walks away.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:16 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Evil Bunny doesn't notice the mildly radioactive fan heater sneaking up behind him.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:18 pm
by Nobody
Evil Bunny throws a banana and a donut at Random Giraffe!
Random Giraffe loses 150 HP! 750 HP remaining!
Nobody comes.
Nobody says: "There's a fan heater behind you."
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:20 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Evil Bunny says: "So?"
Nobody says: "It looks mildly radioactive."
Evil Bunny says: "Then the people who live here aren't very sanitary."
Nobody says: "It's sneaking up behind you."
Evil Bunny says: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:24 pm
by Nobody
Nobody walks up to Evil Bunny and turns him around.
Random Giraffe headbutts Nobody!
Nobody loses 4 HP! 1 HP remaining!
Nobody says: "Hey!"
Nobody says: "FALCON KICK!"
Nobody's robotic leg stops working briefly!
Random Giraffe prepares to attack!
Nobody says: "Fudge!"
Nobody runs.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:26 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Evil Bunny throws an approaching F5 Button at the Mildly Radioactive Fan Heater.
F5 Button is defeated!
Mildly Radioactive Fan Heater is defeated!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:29 pm
by Nobody
Nobody sees Vegetable with five Volvic Heals!
Nobody steals the Volvic Heals!
Vegetable says: "HEY!"
Nobody uses two of the Volvic Heals on himself!
Nobody gains 400 HP! 401 HP remaining!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:32 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Prehistoric Pigeon seeks revenge on MyNameIsKooky.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:35 pm
by Nobody
Nobody runs up to Random Giraffe!
Nobody ties Random Giraffe up with a stretchy mattress!
Nobody starts punching and kicking Random Giraffe!
Random Giraffe loses 250 HP! 500 HP remaining!
Random Giraffe breaks free of the mattress!
Random Giraffe tries to attack Nobody!
Random Giraffe misses!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:36 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Prehistoric Pigeon picks up a nearby boulder with it's tiny talons, disobeying the laws of the universe.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:40 pm
by Nobody
Random Giraffe twirls and hits Nobody!
Nobody loses 101 HP! 300 HP remaining!
Nobody throws a potted plant at Random Giraffe!
Random Giraffe loses 50 HP! 450 HP remaining!
Nobody throws a computer mouse at Random Giraffe!
Random Giraffe loses 25 HP! 425 HP remaining!
Nobody kicks Random Giraffe!
Random Giraffe loses 25 HP! 400 HP remaining!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:42 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Prehistoric Pigeon drops the boulder and it falls upwards, disobeying the laws of the universe.
The boulder crashes into Prehistoric Pigeon, disobeying the laws of the universe.
Prehistoric Pigeon is defeated, disobeying the laws of the universe!
Okay, this joke isn't funny anymore, disobeying the laws of the universe.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:46 pm
by Nobody
Nobody throws a cherry and a hammer at Random Giraffe!
Random Giraffe loses 250 HP! 150 HP remaining!
Nobody hits Random Giraffe with a drill!
Random Giraffe is defeated!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:49 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Evil Bunny and Nobody get surrounded by several tennis balls and a random dishwasher.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:51 pm
by Nobody
(I have to go.)
Nobody says: "Bother."
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:54 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
(See you later.)
Evil Bunny throws up a tennis racket.
Nobody says: "How did you...?"
Evil Bunny says: "I WAS HUNGRY AND CRAVED PLASTIC!"
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:26 pm
by boywhoflies
DEEMAN223344 wrote:@MNIK, That was, an rather late (oops boywhoflies) reply to the glitchy mess in a previous post, also cleaning up the mess that it left. Besides, how does my posting silly stuff in a silly topic make me any worse than Bobwhoflies, who kept spamming in a less silly topic.
(though both of us stopped when asked (though I was indirectly asked, you implied it.).)
More wefight:
Frank turns into a half-human, half-pikmin!
Meanwhile, at Nobody...
App appears!
App says "Have you seen a pikmin that looks like a human around here?"
Nobody sees Frankmin.
Frankmin jumps on Nobody!
Nobody falls over!
Nobody looses 875 hp!
Nobody is slowly being crushed, even though Frankmin of as small as an ant!
Nobody looses 5 hp!
DUN DUN DUN!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:29 pm
by Nobody
Nobody reaches for the tennis racket.
Nobody stops.
Nobody says: "Say, could I borrow those gloves?"
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:53 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
DEEMAN223344 wrote:my posting silly stuff in a silly topic
Silliness is allowed in this topic. I just don't like the amount of randomness in your posts.
DEEMAN223344 wrote:Besides, how does my posting silly stuff in a silly topic make me any worse than Bobwhoflies, who kept spamming in a less silly topic.
So you're mentioning people doing "worse" things than you did to try to make yourself look better?
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:07 pm
by Nobody
Nobody puts on Evil Bunny's gloves.
Nobody grabs the tennis racket.
Nobody starts hitting away tennis balls!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:13 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Meanwhile...
Meanwhile...
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:21 pm
by Nobody
Tennis Balls are defeated!
Nobody starts hitting the dishwasher with the tennis racket!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:24 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Dishwasher loses 5 HP! 495 HP remaining!
Nobody says: "Bother."