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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:33 pm
by Nobody
Nobody starts hitting the dishwasher harder!
Dishwasher loses 10 HP! 485 HP remaining!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:35 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Dishwasher begins to get annoyed.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:42 pm
by Nobody
Nobody hits dishwasher VERY, VERY HARD!
Dishwasher loses 15 HP! 170 HP remaining!
Dishwasher is annoyed!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:43 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Nobody wrote:Dishwasher loses 15 HP! 170 HP remaining!
(470 HP?*)
The dishwasher begins it's dry cycle.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:47 pm
by Nobody
Nobody and Evil Bunny begin to become dry!
DUN DUN DUN!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:02 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Meanwhile, 0 seconds in the future...
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:07 pm
by Nobody
Nobody says: "We have to defeat this dishwasher before we dry up!"
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:08 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
Evil Bunny begins nibbling on a corner of the dishwasher.
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:30 am
by StinkerSquad01
Meanwhile...
SS01 is still suspended in air.
SS01 starts floating up!
DUN DUN DUN!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:24 pm
by boywhoflies
Meanwhile...
Good Super Computer is still looking for StinkerSquad.
Rift Boywhoflies eats the ground out of boredom.
Magic Gum Wrapper is not bored because gum wrappers have no emotions.
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:29 pm
by boywhoflies
DP
Something from DEEMAN:
Nobody has 1 hp remaining from being crushed!
Frankmin bites nobody!
Nobody loses 1 HP!
Nobody is defeated!
Evil Bunny laughs.
If someone thinks I shouldn't pass these on, let me know. Right now, because I'm passing on what DEEMAN wants to say, he can pretty much still post, which is destroying the perpose of his ban.(sorry Deeman)
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:50 pm
by StinkerSquad01
No one is listening to his posts so uh.....
ANYWAY.....
SS01 leaves the atmosphere!
SS01 holds his breath.
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:05 pm
by boywhoflies
Oh, realy? Well, they never consern me, so I know I'm not paying much attention. :3
Meanwhile...
Good Supercomputer's radar sences that SS01 is no longer on planet Wefight!
Good Supercomputer gets Rift Boywhoflies to carry him up to space.
Rift Boywhoflies carries Good Supercomputer upward at about 2 miles per hour. Cuz, you know, giant computers are heavy.
Magic Gum Wrapper gets in a zing bubble and takes a nap.
Rift Boywhoflies wonders what the heck they are supposed to do when they reach space.
Rift Boywhoflies asks Magic Gum Wrapper to get Good Supercomputer in a bubble so he won't have to carry him, but Magic Gum Wrapper is allready asleep.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:40 pm
by Nobody
Meh. Deeman's Frankmin posts contradict with the plot because I lost more HP than I had and didn't get defeated. The part about Evil Bunny laughing is about all that can be left in. So...
Evil Bunny laughs harder!
Dishwasher loses 10 HP! 460 HP remaining!
Dishwasher takes damage from getting nibbled!
Dishwasher loses 5 HP! 455 HP remaining!
Evil Bunny laughs even harder!
Dishwasher loses 15 HP! 440 HP remaining!
Nobody says: "Why are you laughing?"
Evil Bunny says: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Dishwasher loses 10 HP! 430 HP remaining!
Nobody says: "Snap out of it, Evil Bunny!"
Nobody slaps Evil Bunny!
Evil Bunny is defeated!
Nobody says: "Uh... oops."
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:51 pm
by boywhoflies
Meanwhile, in Meanwhile land...
Meanwhile is still defeated.
Meanwhile, in a place that's not Meanwhile land and Meanwhile is not there...
Rift Boywhoflies has pulled Good Supercomputer upward 2 miles. Rift Boywhoflies is getting realy tired.
Rift Boywhoflies yelled "HEY! MAGIC GUM WRAPPER!"
Magic Gum Wrapper wakes up.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Can you zing Good Supercomputer?"
Magic Gum Wrapper gets Good SuperComputer in a bubble. Rift Boywhoflies dosen't get inside himself.
Magic Gum Wrapper says "Now. Don't wake me up. Or I'll kill you."
Magic Gum Wrapper falls back asleep.
Rift Boywhoflies sits in Good Supercomputer's bubble to catch his breath then pushes the bubbles upward.
Magic Gum Wrapper, Rift Boywhoflies, and Good Super Computer are now going upward at about 40 miles a hour and accelerating.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:15 pm
by Master Wonder Mage
Meanwhile, Master Wonder Mage wakes up near a random forest.
Master Wonder Mage walks into the forest.
Master Wonder Mage sits down to eat.
Master Wonder Mage eats yellow cheese.
Master Wonder Mage gains 50 HP. 350 HP remaining.
Master Wonder Mage sees Very Scary Random Cow Skeleton.
Master Wonder Mage gives Very Scary Random Cow Skeleton a piece of Heavenly Cream Pie.
Very Scary Random Cow Skeleton gains 150 HP. 1150 HP remaining.
Master Wonder Mage realizes that was a bad idea.
DUH DUH DUH!
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:25 pm
by boywhoflies
Meanwhile...
Rift Boywhoflies, Good Supercomputer, and Magic Gum Wrapper are still going faster. They are now close to 100 miles a hour.
Rift Boywhoflies is getting tired of pushing the bubbles to make them go faster and sits on Good Supercomputer's bubble.
Rift Boywhoflies looks down.
Rift Boywhoflies thinks they are about 10,000 stories up because of his bad vision. They are at about 5,000 stories up, which is still pretty high, though.
Rift Boywhoflies's fear of hights breaks in, even though he can fly so he dosen't have to worry about falling.
Rift Boywhoflies is mad-scared and holds onto the bubble he was sitting on.
The bubble gets weaker!
Magic Gum Wrapper is still asleep!
DUN DUN DUN!
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:26 pm
by StinkerSquad01
Magic Bubble doesn't want to pop because that means he will never see his family again.
Magic Bubble does not pop.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:31 pm
by boywhoflies
Magic Gum Wrapper wakes up and reminds Rift boywhoflies he can fly.
Rift Boywhoflies stops being scared and starts pushing Magic Gum Wrapper's bubble upward.
Meanwhile...
SS01 is still in space.
SS01 sees a random space station!
SS01 starts swiming toward it in non-egsistant water.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:48 pm
by StinkerSquad01
SS01 is able to get the attention the of the space station.
A pod is dispersed to rescue SS01.
A giant metorite of magnetic material is flying towards the pod!
DUN DUN DUN!
SS01 hopes he still has magnetic powers.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:56 pm
by boywhoflies
(You lose them when you pass out/fall asleep. I don't still have mine.)
Rift Boywhoflies thinks for a second and says "Oh. Duh."
Rift Boywhoflies flies above the bubbles and uses his rift hand power on both hands, one for each bubble.
The bubbles increase speed much faster than when Rift Boywhoflies was simply pushing them upward.
The bubbles are now shooting upward at about 250 miles a hour.
Rift Boywhoflies can't keep up!
Rift Boywhoflies makes a effort to fly faster, but it dosen't work.
DUN DUN D-
The bubbles slow down due to gravity.
Rift Boywhoflies catches up.
The bubbles are now higher than Mt. Everest!
Rift Boywhoflies gets realy cold and has trouble breathing!
DUN DUN DUN!
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:12 pm
by StinkerSquad01
(Then how does Nobody still have his superpowers?)
SS01 air-swims as fast as possible and knocks the pod away.
SS01 is hit by the meteor and is defeated!
SS01 and the meteor are lost in deep space!
SS01 is frozen into a cryogenic-like state.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:34 pm
by boywhoflies
(The sleep-lose thing only applies to the magnetic powers. I lost mine when I got a sesure and passed out.)
Good Supercomputer says "I HAVE LOST SS01'S SIGNAL ON MY RADAR. I WILL CHECK AGAIN WHEN WE REACH SPACE."
Rift Boywhoflies swears for a bit then asks Magic Gum Wrapper to get his head in a bubble.
Magic Gum Wrapper obeys.
The bubble somehow creates air, and Rift Boywhoflies can now breathe propperly. However he is still cold. He is wearing jeans and skiped boots which prove to be quite warm, but he's wearing a t-shirt, and that dosen't work out too well.
Rift Boywhoflies's bullet in his waist finally falls out.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Wew."
Rift Boywhoflies pushes the bubbles together to make one big bubble, sits on them, and uses the rift hand on both hands.
The bubble speeds up and reaches 250 miles a hour again, but since Rift Boywhoflies is on top of the bubble(s) this time he dosen't have to keep up.
Rift Boyqhoflies says "We are gonna have a lot of trouble when we reach space."
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:35 pm
by boywhoflies
DP
(This only affected me, though, so you might not want to take it seriously. I'm good with rift/flying/eating/mud lazer powers lawl.)
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:19 am
by Nobody
Nobody sees a Volvic Revive deeper into the pit!
Nobody thinks: I have to get to that Volvic Revive!
Nobody starts rapidly poking Dishwasher!
Dishwasher loses 2 HP! 428 HP remaining!
Nobody says: "I don't have patience for this... FALCON POKE!"
Nobody prepares to poke Dishwasher!
Nobody's robotic arm twists and makes Nobody's poke miss!
Nobody says: "I need to stop saying 'falcon'. That word is cursed. NORMAL PUNCH!"
Nobody prepares to punch Dishwasher!
Nobody's robotic arm suddenly moves to Nobody's side!
Nobody says: "I also need to stop using my robot limbs for attacks in general. Let's try this again. NORMAL KICK!"
Nobody kicks Dishwasher weakly.
Dishwasher loses 3 HP! 425 HP remaining!
Nobody says: "Aww."
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:21 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky does something.
DUN DUN DUN!
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:32 am
by Nobody
Nobody says: "ROAR!!!"
Nobody attacks Dishwasher many times in quick succession!
Dishwasher loses 25 HP! 400 HP remaining!
Nobody is starting to get dry from Dishwasher's dry cycle!
Nobody sits on Dishwasher!
Dishwasher loses 15 HP! 385 HP remaining!
Nobody says: "Take that, random appliance!"
Nobody falls into Dishwasher!
Nobody begins to get dry faster!
Nobody starts punching Dishwasher from the inside.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:34 am
by MyNameIsKooky
MyNameIsKooky begins to get chased by the cement mixer that he built.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:37 am
by Nobody
Dishwasher's weakness is it's interior!
Dishwasher loses 384 HP! 1 HP remaining!
Dishwasher is about to explode!
Nobody is still strapped inside Dishwasher!
Nobody says: "AAAH!"
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:38 am
by MyNameIsKooky
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