Wonderland according to Stinky - A Wonderland Fanfiction
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:39 pm
Prologue
Scratch yawned. He got up, off the warm, purple rocks that he used as his bed. What did he do all day? Nothing. Scratch sighed, and he wondered if something interesting would ever happen. Probably not.
Thwarts, were brown troll-like creatures. They were incredibly powerful things, and they enjoyed using that fact to their advantage.
They could summon fire, and simply lob it at anyone they like, which, to the dismay of the stinkers, is rather hurtful. And it just so happens, that Scratch was a Thwart.
"Ugh, why is everything so... so... COLOURLESS?" Scratch asked himself.
Scratch was just about to go for a pointless walk, but before he could exit his cave, he was unsuspectingly smacked in the face with a miniature letter! "What could this be?" Scratch wondered.
Scratch caustiously opened his letter...
Meet at the Thwart Gathering Cave At 5:00 PM tonight,
We have something important to discuss with you, if you feel you are not suited to throwing fire at little yellow things, please proceed to the open hole, next to your cave, and start hopping on the edge of it.
Thank you for your time.
-Stonk Warlord of the Void
"Stonk? Warlord of the v...v..vayd? This handwriting is DISCRACEFUL!"
"Well, I guess I should leave."
Scratch yawned. He got up, off the warm, purple rocks that he used as his bed. What did he do all day? Nothing. Scratch sighed, and he wondered if something interesting would ever happen. Probably not.
Thwarts, were brown troll-like creatures. They were incredibly powerful things, and they enjoyed using that fact to their advantage.
They could summon fire, and simply lob it at anyone they like, which, to the dismay of the stinkers, is rather hurtful. And it just so happens, that Scratch was a Thwart.
"Ugh, why is everything so... so... COLOURLESS?" Scratch asked himself.
Scratch was just about to go for a pointless walk, but before he could exit his cave, he was unsuspectingly smacked in the face with a miniature letter! "What could this be?" Scratch wondered.
Scratch caustiously opened his letter...
Meet at the Thwart Gathering Cave At 5:00 PM tonight,
We have something important to discuss with you, if you feel you are not suited to throwing fire at little yellow things, please proceed to the open hole, next to your cave, and start hopping on the edge of it.
Thank you for your time.
-Stonk Warlord of the Void
"Stonk? Warlord of the v...v..vayd? This handwriting is DISCRACEFUL!"
"Well, I guess I should leave."