The Wonderland Board

Yes folks, Speilberg is interested and George Lucas is salivating at the thought.

Casting is now open for:

Wonderland: The Movie

Starring Old Bear as Intrepid Explorer: Byron Stinky.

What?? Hey guys! It's my movie, I thought of it so I'm up for the big part. Anyway, I'm the same shape.

Let's have some ideas folks.

Bear

I wanna be a Kaboom!!!

I want to be 'Scare-it 'O' Hara'.

I would like to be considered for the part of Madam Quookie. Word has it in Wonderland that she supports Tottenham - so I am afraid that the red bobble hat is going to have to go. She is secretly plotting to break into Byron Stinky's house and raid his wardrobe for his BLUE bobble hat whilst he is sleeping

By the way - I hope there is no "casting couch"

Ooh-la-la!!!!!!!!

Lillian wrote:I

By the way - I hope there is no "casting couch"

Ooh-la-la!!!!!!!!

I don't mind!

Just goes to show, there's life in the old dog yet.

Davimad wrote:

Lillian wrote:I

By the way - I hope there is no "casting couch"

Ooh-la-la!!!!!!!!

I don't mind!

Just goes to show, there's life in the old dog yet.

All depends on who is doing the casting If it is Rog - we are in the safest of hands. But if it is that rascal Bear - we are in trouble You've heard the song .....If you go down to the woods today.........

I'm sayin' nuffin', least said soonest mended.

Don't forget, John was picked out as Bear in the contest.

Lillian wrote:Word has it in Wonderland that she supports Tottenham

Look a little bit closer, Lillie; I think you have definitely missed something here.

Seeing as I am always running here and there with great speed...I want to be either a Rainbow Spirit or a Z-bot. Well, actually just a Z-bot...I don't want to wear all that make-up Have you seen those colors on the Rainbow Spirits

Well i really think that I should be Qookie actually as she is already part-raver!! She already wears the white gloves so all she needs now is a couple of glow sticks and some funky illuminous face paint! Sorted!

YOU RAT-BAG BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

That is outrageous! But extremely funny

See I told you everyone - he is an absolute RASCAL!

Red could also be Man U.

It's nicer with blue and white though.

Pssst! He's very quiet today, isn't he?

Davimad - If you mean Bear is very quiet today - then I know why. He got the sack from his job and hasn't had the nerve to tell his wife. So he's started busking down Oxford Street!

By golly, he can move!

I don't know how he does it after such a late night. WTG BEAR!

Can I be a Coily, please please.

I've got bouncy Z-Coil shoes with springs in the heels

. . . . . . . and they're blue and white, so no-one will need to make my costume. I'm all ready, I just need to learn my lines.

bear can you find a place for a short fat person.