Nobody: I CAN FIX THIS TRANSLATOR!tyteen4a03 wrote:NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE PRESENT IN THE POST BELOW (except our poor mutant sock)
tyteen4a03: Hello everyone! Today we will be testing my wefight translator 3000 in tyteen's public lab.
Random mutant sock: Hello everybody! Deeman just came in and defeated my sister! Nobody fights off random Mr. Volcano! The Evil instruction book and the magic doorknob ran away to have honeymoon! MyNameIsKooky's evil clone is eating tyteen's lunch! Mutank is about to be defeated! We all love bacon mart and PIE!
TRANSLATOR: Cake!
Blast!10: Did he really say that?
Random mutant sock: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE
TRANSLATOR: Lies.
billy bob (no offense, you fit in so well here :3) : Still not funny.
TRANSLATOR: Hi, a bad guy in disguise killed Pink Sock Jr.! A great good guy is fighting a decent bad guy! A cliche clone of the Guide married a duck! MyNameSiKooky is craving bacon again. And of course Tiny Tank is clueless to his heroics. Come to think about it, he's craving bacon too, as am I.
Tyteen: That's worse.
Nobody: Sorry, I'll try again. I guess not everyone knows that the correct term for the main bad guy of old is Enclosed Instruction Guide, or that he reformed along with the Mutant Sock, or any other facts which make this so unfunny.
TRANSLATOR: Hi guys, I have some bad news. You know my sister... *sob* Pink *sniff* Sock Jr.? She's... *SOB* dead. *sob* Nobody *SNIFFLE* was right. *WAIL* Deeman IS evil. I'm gonna go tell Nobody when he's finished with his *sniff* fight. Oh, and one of the Guide's cousin's is using a marriage to get a powerful bad guy to agree to slavery. Not like I care. *CRY* Not like it has anything... TO DO WITH ANYYYYYYYYYYYTHING! *CRY WAIL SNIFFLE CRY SOB* *blows nose* MyNameSiKooky is getting strength... TO BRING HIS ARMY BACK!!! Okay, Mutant Sock Jr., calm down, it's gonna be okay... at least Mutank is gonna get defeated... MY SISTER MADE THE BEST PIE!!! *SOB WAIL SNIFFLE SNIFFLE CRY* *blows nose* NOw all I have is stinkin' bacon. I HATE YOU! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! Cake.
Blast!10: He said all that?
billy bob: Even less funny.
Nobody: Kinda tragic, actually.