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[Qloof234]

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Does that mean something about my question?

... No, because it's not a forum game. That's fairly obvious.

[DEEMAN223344]

This is a placeholder until wefight gets back. Then, my post goes to wefight and nobody's post goes to "If Wefight was a movie..."

[Nobody]

Another entire plot in one post. Do you want me to switch them to size 1 from now on?

*a round Hyper Portal falls, making birds, Blast!10, and even the Opening Credits disappear*

*birds and the opening credits appear on an alien planet with Blast!10 standing there*

*the scene changes and Transformo as a man works on making something electronic*

*the scene changes*

[NOBODY]

That was a great party.

[CHOMPER]

I'm leftover from the reign of the Enclosed Instruction Guide! Fear me!

*LittleZbot pours gasoline on the Chomper, who explodes*

[NOBODY]

You're great, LittleZbot.

*a rabid kitten comes*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I thought you said everything would be back to normal. Now that's two bad guys that have appeared since you said that.

*the Hyper Portal falls on the rabid kitten*

*a wizard comes*

[WIZARD]

I do not want to harm you. Give me the pink lemonade or I'll turn you into a frog.

[NOBODY]

This is getting cliche.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We don't have any pink lemonade, you should get your own pink lemonade.

[WIZARD]

YOU LIE! I'M WARNING YOU, I'LL MAKE YOU A FROG!

*MyNameIsKooky punches the wizard who staggers back into the Hyper Portal and disappears*

*LittleZbot finds and grabs Billy Bob and jumps into the Hyper Portal with him*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

No! LittleZbot! Ugh... now he's gone. I'm gonna go get my pickax back. I'll return soon, Nobody.

*the scene changes to an alien planet*

[LITTLEZBOT]

We know magic too, WIZARD! We can make you say who you are. My magic may not have it's full power because I'm half robot, but this guy is fully human. Now, Billy Bob, say this spell: Alakazoo Alakazannn abrutaiysta.

[BILLY BOB]

*muffled speech*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Spit that out.

*Billy Bob spits out a tennis ball*

What are you, a dog?

[BILLY BOB]

It was tasty. Now... Alaska Zoo, Alaska Zan, Arbitrarararar.

[LITTLEZBOT]

No. Alakazoo Alakazannn abrutaiysta.

[BILLY BOB]

Alakazoo Alakazan a bit tasty.

[LITTLEZBOT]

Alakazoo Alakazannn abrutaiysta.

[BILLY BOB]

Alakazoo Alakazannn abrutastic.

[LITTLEZBOT]

NO!!! Alakazoo Alakazannn abrutaiysta.

*Blast!10 comes*

[BLAST!10]

I'll say it. I'm Blast!10 the superhero, so I'm slightly qualified in things like magic. Now...

*clears throat*

A lak, a zoo, a lakaz, Panama!

[LITTLEZBOT]

Am I the only person who can pronounce a simple spell? Alakazoo Alakazannn abrutaiysta.

[BLAST!10]

Right. Alakazoo alakazannn abrutaiysta...

[WIZARD]

I am a Mini-Transformo. I can turn into anything. I was sent to find all Pink Lemonade.

[LITTLEZBOT]

Thank you!

[BLAST!10]

Panama!

[LITTLEZBOT]

Huh?

*the scene changes again*

*Fake MyNameIsKooky comes*

[FAKE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Hey, Nobody! I'm thirsty. I'd like a drink from our secret stash of pink lemonade.

*pause*

I SAID, I'D LIKE A DRINK.

[NOBODY]

We don't have a secret stash! Get some water.

*Fake MyNameIsKooky punches Nobody*

[NOBODY]

OWWWW!!!

*Nobody falls down*

*MyNameIsKooky comes*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Who is this dude?

[FAKE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Imposter!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

You!

[FAKE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

You don't have the family lip.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

My family doesn't have a signature lip!

*LittleZbot, Billy Bob and Blast!10 step out of a rocket*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Hello, MyNameIsKooky... and MyNameIsKooky.

*Blast!10 flies off*

[FAKE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

He's a fake. Right, Nobody?

[NOBODY]

Er, you hit me.

[LITTLEZBOT]

Now, I just wanted to tell you Sammy_P is in your hideout again.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Oh, shoot! He's probably putting in MORE bullet holes...

*MyNameIsKooky runs off*

[FAKE MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Uh, yes, he's definitely ruining everything... who is he?

*LittleZbot attacks Fake MyNameIsKooky with his lightsaber*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Come back! It was just a test!

*the scene changes indicating passage of time*

[LITTLEZBOT]

...apparently hired to find pink lemonade. No idea what it is with the superhero Blast!10 and Panama all of a sudden though.

[NOBODY]

The prefix 'mini' suggests that there is a main Transformo. If we find him, we find answers.

*picking up the Hyper Portal*

We should probably keep this round thing as a weapon.

*a fly buzzes by and turns into a giant pig*

*the four guys fight the giant pig*

*a potato turns into a guy*

[GUY]

GIMME PINK LEMONAAAAAAAAADE!!!

[NOBODY]

You're kidding.

*a UFO lands*

[ALIEN]

GIVE US YOUR HYPER PORTAL.

[NOBODY]

You... are... all... insane!!!

*the Alien shoots Nobody and carries him onto the ship*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Go, MyNameIsKooky! Me and Billy Bob will take the pig and the guy!

*MyNameIsKooky jumps onto and grabs the side of the ship as it takes off*

*Billy Bob and the guy poke each other*

*LittleZbot slashes at the pig with his lightsaber*

*the pig turns into a lightsaber*

*the guy grabs the lightsaber*

*Billy Bob jumps out of the way of a lightsaber fight between LittleZbot adn the guy*

*the scene changes to MyNameIsKooky on the ship*

[ALIEN]

Now that we have our Hyper Portal, we can go back home. Leave the ducks we've captured here.

*two aliens jump into the Hyper Portal*

*MyNameIsKooky sneaks around*

*MyNameIsKooky trips over a duck and hits the floor loudly*

[REMAINING ALIEN 1]

Did you hear something?

[REMAINING ALIEN 2]

Nope.

*Remaining Alien 1 looks for MyNameIsKooky*

*MyNameIsKooky hides behind a sign saying something about ducks*

*Remaining Alien 1 walks towards the sign*

[REMAINING ALIEN 1]

Cool sign.

*MyNameIsKooky sneaks away and through some corridors*

[SAMMY_P]

I'm bored.

[SAMMY_BRO]

Me too.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Hello Sammy_P... and Sammy_Bro.

*Sammy_P and Sammy_Bro fire machine guns down various hallways*

[REMAINING ALIEN 3]

SOUND THE ALARM!

*an alarm sounds*

*aliens come*

*the three guys run from aliens into a room with Nobody in it*

*MyNameIsKooky revives Nobody and jumps into a portal with him*

*Sammy_P and Sammy_Bro stay behind to shoot at the aliens*

[NARRATOR]

And the portal led to another portal which led to the first portal which led to the second portal which led to the first portal which led to...

*the scene changes to show the lightsaber fight continue and LittleZbot win*

*the scene changes to Paradox Planet*

It was a paradox. Of course, experiencing paradoxes are what takes you to Paradox Planet. Nobody and MyNameIsKooky couldn't leave until they defeated Transformo.

[PARADOX PENNY]

Hello, I am Paradox Penny. I won't let you get past to my best buddy Transformo, whoever he is, and you can't defeat me on my planet! Don't try using my gun, you can't fire it until you press the red button, and you can't press the red button until you fire it!

[NOBODY]

Figures. Now we're trapped on some strange planet where we can't defeat Paradox Penny until we defeat Transformo, and we can't defeat Transformo until we defeat Paradox Penny.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Unless we come up with an evil plan to escape!

[NOBODY]

How would that be evil?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

It just sounds cooler if it's evil.

[NOBODY]

But it's not evil.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Fine. We come up with a kind and loving escape plan.

[NOBODY]

Sure. How about you create a distraction? You're the one who can teleport. Maybe mess with that gun...

*MyNameIsKooky presses a button on the gun*

*a bomb shoots out*

[PARADOX PENNY]

That bomb only blows up after exploding!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Well, maybe THIS is more dangerous...

*MyNameIsKooky presses another button on the gun*

*the gun turns into a turtle*

[PARADOX PENNY]

*Nobody starts walking past Paradox Penny as seen behind her*

That's a turtle. Turtles aren't dangerous.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Snapping turtles are dangerous.

[PARADOX PENNY]

That's not a snapping turtle!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Well it sure looks like one!

[PARADOX PENNY]

No, it doesn't!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Are you sure it doesn't look like a snapping turtle?

[PARADOX PENNY]

*Nobody makes it all the way past*

It does.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Oh, clever, another paradox! WELL SO DO YOU!

*MyNameIsKooky teleports away*

[PARADOX PENNY]

Eh... they tricked me!

*turning around to watch MyNameIsKooky and Nobody get away*

I'll get you!

*MyNameIsKooky and Nobody stop at a door*

[NOBODY]

Five locks. Look around for five keys!

*MyNameIsKooky crawls around on the ground gathering keys*

*the scene changes to LittleZbot standing by a ramp*

[BILLY BOB]

*pulling a hammer with a chewed handle out of his mouth and hitting a nail with it*

What's the ramp for?

[LITTLEZBOT]

My robot parts give me the abilities to Zoom and Zap things. If I zoom fast enough up this ramp I could get to the alien ship!

*LittleZbot zooms towards the ramp*

*the scene changes back*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Alright. Five keys. Wait... four keys and an angry crab? OW!

[NOBODY]

A Mini-Transformo! It was a key then it was an angry crab! I'll deal with it while you find the actual key!

*MyNameIsKooky leaves*

*Nobody hits the crab with a mallet a few times*

*Nobody blasts the crab with his Superpowers, defeating it*

[NOBODY]

My Superpowers are handy, even though I don't use them much.

*MyNameIsKooky comes back*

*the scene changes to LittleZbot flying through space and smacking against the UFO*

*the scene changes to Sammy_Bro standing on the inside*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Hi, Sammy_Bro! I remember you from the party. Where's your brother?

[SAMMY_BRO]

Got bored and left. This place is pretty boring now that the aliens are defeated.

[NOTHING]

Hello. I am Nothing.

[LITTLEZBOT]

So that's why I didn't notice you.

*Nothing attacks LittleZbot*

[SAMMY_BRO]

*throwing an axe*

WOO!!!

*the axe lands on the floor without doing any damage*

Oh.

*LittleZbot and Nothing fight*

*Sammy_Bro picks up the axe and joins the fight*

*the scene changes again*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky walk through the door and see 10 rocks and a huge pit*

*the 10 rocks all turn into various bad guys*

[NOBODY]

Shooot.

*MyNameIsKooky offers a poodle a dog treat*

*MyNameIsKooky slips and throws the dog treat at the poodle*

*the poodle is defeated in an explosion of robotic parts*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Dog treats are the Mini-Trransformos weakness! Perhaps the weakness of Transformo himself!

*Poisoned Ketchup squirts itself into the Frying Pan*

*the ketchup gets fried and the frying pan jumps onto the rabid table*

*Nobody brings the fried poisoned ketchup towards his mouth with a spoon*

*MyNameIsKooky whacks Nobody*

Don't eat it, Nobody! It's poisoned and a Mini-Transformo!

*MyNameIsKooky throws the spoon into the pit*

*Nobody fires his Superpowers at the frying pan*

*the frying pan flies through the air in two pieces into the pit*

*MyNameIsKooky and the rabid table fight*

*Nobody takes his shoe off and uses it to crush three cockroaches on the table*

*the rabid table falls on it's side and rolls into the pit*

*Nobody crushes two more cockroaches on the ground*

*a cage pushes Nobody into the pit*

[NOBODY]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*the cage puts MyNameIsKooky inside of it*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports to where he already was*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Bother. The Mini-Transformo made itself teleport-proof.

*Nobody is shown falling*

*MyNameIsKooky starts battling the cage from inside*

*the cage sways back and forth*

I'm getting dizzy...

*MyNameIsKooky keeps fighting*

*the cage starts rolling around*

*MyNameIsKooky wins the fight*

*the cage comes apart*

[PARADOX PENNY]

*standing in the doorway*

I will get my revenge on you for tricking me! I have it all planned out!

*Paradox Penny presses a button on her gun*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

When did you get here!?

*Nobody flies out of the pit towards MyNameIsKooky*

*a glass ball appears around both of them and starts shrinking*

[NOBODY]

I thought my demise would be falling, but apparently not.

[PARADOX PENNY]

The only way to get out is to avoid getting crushed! The only way to-

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We both know. It's another paradox.

[NOBODY]

Unless you can do both! You say you went back for your pickax, MyNameIsKooky? BREAK THE GLASS!

*MyNameIsKooky breaks the glass with his pickax*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run around the pit to the other side*

*a cat jumps down from a high wall then turns into Transformo's human form*

[TRANSFORMO]

You and some others have been fighting my servants. I just want pink lemonade. However, I will never let you get to the portal back to Planet Wefight right behind me. Not until you give me what I want. NOT UNTIL-

*MyNameIsKooky whacks Transformo*

*Tranformo falls to the ground*

[NOBODY]

That was really easy. Let's go now!

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky jump into the portal followed by Paradox Penny*

*the scene changes and Sammy_Bro defeats Nothing*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Wait. The two of us just defeated Nothing. IF NOTHING IS DEFEATED, THAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS ALIVE! That includes all those major bad guys everyone recently defeated! Whoops.

*the scene changes to Planet Wefight*

*Paradox Penny runs into a bakery*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

AFTER HER!

*Nobody runs after her*

*Paradox Penny runs out of a pancake shop to a construction site*

*Paradox Penny gets into a digger*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports into the digger*

*Paradox Penny gets out of the digger and jumps into an open manhole*

*the scene changes to Transformo getting up outside and walking into the portal*

*the scene changes to Nobody standing outside a hotel*

*Paradox Penny walks out of the hotel, sees Nobody, and runs back in*

*Nobody turns around, sees Paradox Penny, and runs into the hotel*

*Paradox Penny falls out of the sky wearing a parachute*

*MyNameIsKooky tackles Paradox Penny*

*the parachute falls on them both*

*MyNameIsKooky gets out from under the parachute*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Where did she go?

*a bear comes, growling*

Of course. A bear.

*LittleZbot zooms up*

Woah! You're fast!

[LITTLEZBOT]

I can zoom and zap things. However, I did something awful! Me and Sammy_Bro defeated Nothing! That means EVERYTHING IS ALIVE! That means the Guide is alive...

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

...and Transformo.

*the bear turns into a tank*

*Nobody walks out of the hotel*

*Paradox Penny jumps into a dumpster at the end of the alley*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

*looking down the alley*

Transformo's back, Nobody. And the Guide.

*MyNameIsKooky runs down the alley and jumps into the dumpster*

*Nobody steps into a pet store*

[LITTLEZBOT]

*attacking Transformo the tank with his lightsaber*

Of course they leave me here to fight a tank.

*LittleZbot attacks more*

*Paradox Penny runs out of the pet store*

*Nobody runs after Paradox Penny*

*Deeman and Giant Spider stand by the dumpster*

*MyNameIsKooky pops out of the dumpster*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Hi Deeman.

[DEEMAN]

Hi. I should probably tell you that iKooky Corp is making evil robot versions of you to defeat you.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Uh huh.

[DEEMAN]

And NoNobody Inc. is making evil robot versions of Nobody to defeat him.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Uh huh.

[DEEMAN]

And EvilZbot Manufacturing is making evil robot versions of LittleZbot to defeat him.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Uh huh.

[DEEMAN]

And Maxnick's decoys have gone evil and want to defeat him. Not sure who made them.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

That's interesting.

[QLOOF]

I'll protect you from iKooky!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Thanks, Qloof.

*the scene changes*

[iKOOKY]

*scanning a lollipop*

This object has been licked by a guy who touched a guy who touched a guy who touched MyNameIsKooky! It contains traces of MyNameIsKooky's DNA! DESTROY!

*iKooky blows up the lollipop with his laser*

*Qloof jumps out from behind a rock*

*iKooky scans Qloof*

This guy has been touched by MyNameIsKooky! He contains traces of MyNameIsKooky's DNA! DESTROY!

*iKooky throws a boulder at Qloof*

*Qloof dodges it, instead smashing his face against another boulder*

[QLOOF]

OW, MY NOSE!

*Qloof punches iKooky*

OW, MY FIST!

*Qloof fires a bullet at iKooky which rebounds*

OW, MY SIDE!

*Nobody runs up*

[NOBODY]

Dang it, she got away!

[QLOOF]

This robot is pretty indestructible, and...

[iKOOKY]

This dumpster had MyNameIsKooky in it! It contains traces of MyNameIsKooky's DNA! DESTROY!

*iKooky blows up the dumpster with it's laser*

[QLOOF]

...destroys everything it scans.

*a trash bag hits Qloof in the back*

OW, MY BACK!

[NOBODY]

Just get it to scan itself then.

[QLOOF]

That's it! You're a smart dude, Nobody!

*Qloof runs off in search of a mirror*

*Transformo comes as the tank with LittleZbot tied to him*

[NOBODY]

I was at the pet shop. Guess what I got?

*Nobody throws dog treats*

DOG TREATS!

*Transformo explodes*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Thanks.

*Qloof comes with a mirror, and drops it on his foot*

[QLOOF]

OW, MY FOOT!

*Qloof picks the mirror up again*

*iKooky scans the mirror*

[iKOOKY]

I have been touched by a guy who touched MyNameIsKooky! I contain traces of MyNameIsKooky's DNA! DESTROY!

*iKooky explodes*

*iKooky 2.0 comes*

[iKOOKY 2.0]

I am the latest version of iKooky. I am new and improved to only want to destroy MyNameIsKooky and the things between me and my goal. You are between me and my goal.

*Qloof bangs his head against a wall*

[QLOOF]

OW, MY HEAD!

[DEEMAN]

I've heard rumors that the Guide is teaming up with Penny! Follow me, maybe we can find their hideout!

*the scene changes to outside a brick building*

[MYNAMEISKOOY]

Hello, MyNameIsKooky. Meet the rest of the army created to destroy you. MyNameSiKooky, our leader. Noobdy, his second in command. Also our ancestors, ThyNameIsKooy and ThyNameSiKooky.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Nobody, fight Noobdy. I'll fight MyNameSiKooky. LittleZbot, MyNameIsKooy. As for the ancestors...

*ThyNameIsKooy and ThyNameSiKooky get into Fighter Jet 1*

...well they're in a jet now so it doesn't matter.

*Fighter Jet 1 starts firing missiles*

*the fight begins with everyone dodging missiles while fighting*

*a missile hits and wounds Giant Spider*

[DEEMAN]

GIANT SPIDER!!!

[THYNAMEISKOOY]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, what do these little buttons do?

*Fighter Jet 1 crashes*

*ThyNameIsKooy and ThyNameSiKooky get into Fighter Jet 2*

[MYNAMESIKOOKY]

That one has autopilot, which means it drives itself. No crashes.

*the fight continues and MyNameIsKooy gets defeated*

*Fighter Jet 2 fires a missile at a boulder*

*the missile makes the boulder roll down a hill*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Nobody, RUN!

*Nobody runs away from the boulder*

*the boulder smashes through the wall of the building revealing monsters and robots*

*the trio advances into the building*

[DEEMAN]

I'm going to stay back to help Giant Spider.

[NOBODY]

OK.

*the three guys fight their way further*

[SAMMY_P]

I'm bored.

[SAMMY_BRO]

Hey.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Ugh.

[THYNAMEISKOOKY]

*running up to MyNameIsKooky*

Hi, I'm your ancestor. The army kidnapped me!

*Robotic Boxing glove starts attacking ThyNameIsKooky*

*Nobody blasts it with his Superpowers, doing minor damage*

[NOBODY]

That's a strong boxing glove...

*Hypnotism Snake bite Nobody*

which is good!

*Nobody runs away*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

What's wrong with him?

[LITTLEZBOT]

He looked hypnotized. Probably turned into a bad guy by it. Come on!

*the group continues, except ThyNameIsKooky*

*Fighter Jet 2 swoops in, chasing MyNameIsKooky and LittleZbot who are in front*

*Sammy_P and Sammy_Bro take out rocket launchers and fire them at Fighter Jet 2*

*LittleZbot falls to the ground, injured, some of his robotic parts blown out by rockets*

*Fighter Jet 2 continues to go after MyNameIsKooky*

*iKooky 3.0 joins the chase out of a sidedoor*

[iKOOKY 3.0]

I am iKooky 3.0, the latest and greatest of the iKooky's so far! Prevailing over the wimpy iKooky 2.0 that was recently recalled, I will stop at nothing to destroy you!

*flashback*

*iKooky blows up the dumpster with it's laser*

*end flashback*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Oh really? I bet you'll never hit me with your laser!

*MyNameIsKooky teleports onto Fighter Jet 2*

*iKooky 3.0 fires as MyNameIsKooky teleports off*

*Fighter Jet 2 explodes*

Ha ha ha!

*MyNameIsKooky falls into a pit*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*MyNameIsKooky lands by ThyNameIsKooky*

[THYNAMEISKOOKY]

The robotic boxing glove chased me here. It's taking a nap now though.

*the robotic boxing glove is briefly shown sleeping*

I was planning to escape with this rocket.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Excellent idea!

*MyNameIsKooky and ThyNameIsKooky get into the rocket*

*the rocket heads towards a random cactus*

I'm not making another rocket blow up! Do not in any way try to avoid that cactus!

*the rocket hits the cactus and explodes*

*the scene changes*

[NOBODY]

We make a great team! The expert bomb-making ability is mine and the book's, but you were the one who paradoxically made it destroy everything and let bad guys survive.

[PARADOX PENNY]

Yes. I'd like to call myself the mastermind.

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

Not at all. You see, I've faced off against the good guys before.

[NOBODY]

I was actually gonna say I was the leader.

[PARADOX PENNY]

You're the assassin or something. Go fight MyNameIsKooky.

*the scene changes to LittleZbot waking up*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Eh... I have to find MyNameIsKooky!

*the scene changes back to MyNameIsKooky*

[GRUNTGRUNTGRUNTGRUNTGRUNT]

Grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt. Grunt grunt grunt GruntGruntGruntGruntGrunt. Grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt!

*a subtitle appears saying 'I am your ancient caveman relative. My name is GruntGruntGruntGruntGrunt. Look what is behind this wall!*

*GruntGruntGruntGrunt smashes the wall, revealing a Memory Ball*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Wow, a real Memory Ball... they are said to have the power to make guys remember stuff.

[GRUNTGRUNTGRUNTGRUNTGRUNT]

Grunt, grunt grunt.

*subtitle: Yes, I know.*

*MyNameIsKooky goes into a kitchen and takes a jar*

*MyNameIsKooky puts the Memory Ball in the jar*

[WALRUS CHEF]

Have you seen my jar? YOU STOLE IT! Not like it matters, I have more than you ever will. BUT IF YOU KEEP STEALING THEM THEN YOU'LL HAVE THEM ALL! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!

*Walrus Chef chases MyNameIsKooky through a doorway*

*Walrus Chef can't get through the doorway*

[iKOOKY 3.0]

I have returned. You will not survive.

*pause*

Ooh, is that a Memory Ball? Gimme. *iKooky 3.0 takes the jar and runs*

[WALRUS CHEF]

*cutting at the doorway with a knife*

That's my jar!

[iKOOKY 3.0]

iKOOKY 4.0 RELEASED! AUTO-TERMINATING PROGRAM!

*iKooky 3.0 falls to the ground, dropping the jar and breaking it*

[WALRUS CHEF]

He broke it? YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK AGAIN WHEN I GET THROUGH THIS DOORWAY!!!

*MyNameIsKooky picks up the Memory Ball, but looks up to see Nobody*

*Nobody punches MyNameIsKooky*

*LittleZbot zooms in and starts snapping his fingers as Nobody beats up MyNameIsKooky*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Why isn't it working? THIS SHOULD BE WORKING!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Remember me? Here, let me help you remember the good times you've had.

*MyNameIsKooky hits Nobody with the Memory Ball*

*flashback*

*MyNameIsKooky presses a button and Nobody's seat ejects*

*end flashback*

*MyNameIsKooky hits Nobody again*

*flashback*

*MyNameIsKooky 'tackles' Nobody at the party*

*end flashback*

*MyNameIsKooky hits Nobody again*

*flashback*

*Fake MyNameIsKooky attacks Nobody*

*end flashback*

[NOBODY]

Wow, I hate you.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

That's not the reaction I'd hoped for.

*Nobody punches MyNameIsKooky, knocking the Memory Ball to teh ground where it breaks*

A Future Orb... found at the very heart of a Memory Ball, this is rumored to make people it hits see the future!

[LITTLEZBOT]

Yes, I know.

*MyNameIsKooky hits Nobody again*

*Nobody looks horrified*

[NOBODY]

Okay, I'll help.

[LITTLEZBOT]

He no longer looks hypnotized. How randomly convenient.

*Nobody leads MyNameIsKooky and LittleZbot to the Bomb Room*

*the bomb counts down audibly*

[NOBODY]

This bomb will blow us up if we don't stop it!

[PARADOX PENNY]

What!? You're good again!? My hypnotism snakes always work! I've never used them before!

*MyNameIsKooky rips off a panel and cuts all the wires inside*

*the bomb flies around changing colors and doing other weird stuff before landing on the ground*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

You attack first.

[PARADOX PENNY]

Not me. I forgot to bring a garden hose!

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

I guess we'll let them attack first, because I'm too lazy to do anything.

*Nobody flips open a hatch to reveal machinery*

[NOBODY]

I think I remember this machinery being what we have to stop somehow.

*Nobody puts the Future Orb in the machinery*

*the Future Orb gets crushed to goo and the machinery speeds up*

*MyNameIsKooky steals Penny's gun and puts it in the machinery*

*it lasts a while, then breaks*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We need something strong enough to clog this machinery FOREVER!

[NOBODY]

The boxing glove!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

That's it! Wait...

[BOMB]

Fifteen!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Fifteen seconds isn't enough time to get back to the pit where it's taking a nap!

[NOBODY]

The machinery is moving faster with the goo in it. I wonder...

*Nobody scoops a puddle of goo off the ground and puts it on himself*

[BOMB] (slow)

Four.

*Nobody starts putting goo on MyNameIsKooky*

[SAMMY_P] (really slow, same time as bomb)

I'm

[BOMB] (really slow, same time as Sammy_P)

Three.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

What? I'm covered in goopy stuff...

[SAMMY_P] (really really slow, same time as bomb)

bored.

[BOMB] (really really slow, same time as Sammy_P)

Two.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Why is everyone suddenly talking so slowly?

*the bomb starts to say one, but extremely slowly*

[NOBODY]

I think the goo from the Future Orb speeds us up. Think we have enough time now?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We just might. Come on!

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky go back to the bottom of the pit, shoving their way past two guys holding a huge stone block at a turn*

*Nobody grabs the robotic boxing glove*

*MyNameIsKooky grabs Walrus Chef's knife as Walrus Chef slowly starts to go through the newly widened doorway*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky stop at the stone block*

That stone block is now blocking the passageway! We could get past it before! These guys moved far in less then a second! I can't teleport past it for some reason!

*Nobody blasts the rock away while MyNameIsKooky cuts at it with his knife*

*audio of the bomb slowly saying one is played over the images*

*MyNameIsKooky and Nobody get through a newly widened tunnel and continue to the Bomb Room*

*Nobody shoves the boxing glove into the machinery*

*the countdown stops*

[NOBODY]

We're still fast. Now what?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We can win the fight right now unless the goo comes off somehow. Come on!

*Nobody slaps Paradox Penny several times*

*MyNameIsKooky picks up the Enclosed Instruction Guide and whacks him against the floor*

*Nobody keeps slapping Paradox Penny*

*MyNameIsKooky punches Sammy_P in the face*

[NOBODY]

He's on our side!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Well I don't like him. He shot up my hideout and he's a bored stalker all the time.

[NOBODY]

Hey, I have an idea! LittleZbot can zoom to also help us!

*Nobody starts to say something extremely slowly*

*the scene changes*

[NOBODY] (normal speed)

LittleZbot, this goo makes us faster. Use your Zoom to help us attack speedily.

[PARADOX PENNY]

So that's why I have sudden intense pain in my face.

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

I do too.

[SAMMY_P]

And me!

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

You? That doesn't even make sense.

[PARADOX PENNY]

Good thing I have a garden hose!

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

You said...

*Paradox Penny sprays water everywhere*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky dodge slow moving water droplets*

[NOBODY]

This water will wash the goo off!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I can't reach the bad guys in order to attack without getting hit by water!

*LittleZbot zooms (same speed as Nobody and MyNameIsKooky) around, blocking the water*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky attack the Guide*

[NARRATOR]

But LittleZbot's robot parts, already damaged by rockets from Sammy_P and Sammy_Bro's rocket launchers, could not withstand the water, and he collapsed again.

*water hits Nobody and MyNameIsKooky, washing the goo off*

*the scene changes*

[WALRUS CHEF]

My knife is gone! I BET IT WAS THAT GUY!!!

*Walrus Chef runs into the Bomb Room*

YOU STOLE MY KNIFE GIVE IT BACK!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Sure, I don't see why not.

[WALRUS CHEF]

NOW I WILL USE IT TO CUT YOU!

*Walrus Chef drops Annoying Cookbook*

[ANNOYING COOKBOOK]

I am the annoying cookbook. I see you're also a book. Let's combine to become...

*Annoying Cookbook combines with the Enclosed Instruction Guide*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

ENCLOSED ANNOYANCE GUIDE SPECIAL EDITION: NOW WITH RECIPES!

[NOBODY]

Oh, not this again.

*a three-against-three fight scene starts with Sammy_P, Nobody, and MyNameIsKooky against Paradox Penny, Walrus Chef, and the Guide*

*the fight is won and LittleZbot wakes up*

*the remaining two members of the Army show up along with EvilZbot and Fighter Jet 2*

[EVILZBOT]

Hello LittleZbot. Die LittleZbot.

[MYNAMESIKOOKY]

We meet again. This time you won't escape into this building... YOU'RE ALREADY INSIDE!

[NOOBDY]

Oh, and we fixed Fighter Jet 2. There's not even passengers now since the ancestors were defeated when it blew up, but that shouldn't make it any worse, since it's still on autopilot!

*there's another fight scene, this time four-against-four, and the outcome is the same*

[NARRATOR]

Later...

*the banner from the first party is shown, as well as a 'SOME WOMAN NOW DEFEATED TOO' banner and a 'ALONG WITH A THINGY THAT CAN BE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT' banner*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Where's Maxnick?

[NOBODY]

And Orza? I'm sorry they had to miss the party. Come to think of it, I haven't seen them since last party. I'm sorry they missed it.

[DEEMAN]

You didn't know? They left early from the last party to go to their Enjoying Wildlife Meeting.

*Billy Bob bites a balloon, popping it*

[QLOOF]

OW, MY EARS!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

So, back to normal for real this time?

*the bomb counts down audibly*

[NOBODY]

This bomb will blow us up if we don't stop it!

[PARADOX PENNY]

What!? You're good again!? My hypnotism snakes always work! I've never used them before!

*MyNameIsKooky rips off a panel and cuts all the wires inside*

*the bomb flies around changing colors and doing other weird stuff before landing on the ground*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

You attack first.

[PARADOX PENNY]

Not me. I forgot to bring a garden hose!

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

I guess we'll let them attack first, because I'm too lazy to do anything.

*Nobody flips open a hatch to reveal machinery*

[NOBODY]

I think I remember this machinery being what we have to stop somehow.

*Nobody puts the Future Orb in the machinery*

*the Future Orb gets crushed to goo and the machinery speeds up*

*MyNameIsKooky steals Penny's gun and puts it in the machinery*

*it lasts a while, then breaks*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We need something strong enough to clog this machinery FOREVER!

[NOBODY]

The boxing glove!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

That's it! Wait...

[BOMB]

Fifteen!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Fifteen seconds isn't enough time to get back to the pit where it's taking a nap!

[NOBODY]

The machinery is moving faster with the goo in it. I wonder...

*Nobody scoops a puddle of goo off the ground and puts it on himself*

[BOMB] (slow)

Four.

*Nobody starts putting goo on MyNameIsKooky*

[SAMMY_P] (really slow, same time as bomb)

I'm

[BOMB] (really slow, same time as Sammy_P)

Three.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

What? I'm covered in goopy stuff...

[SAMMY_P] (really really slow, same time as bomb)

bored.

[BOMB] (really really slow, same time as Sammy_P)

Two.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Why is everyone suddenly talking so slowly?

*the bomb starts to say one, but extremely slowly*

[NOBODY]

I think the goo from the Future Orb speeds us up. Think we have enough time now?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We just might. Come on!

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky go back to the bottom of the pit, shoving their way past two guys holding a huge stone block at a turn*

*Nobody grabs the robotic boxing glove*

*MyNameIsKooky grabs Walrus Chef's knife as Walrus Chef slowly starts to go through the newly widened doorway*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky stop at the stone block*

That stone block is now blocking the passageway! We could get past it before! These guys moved far in less then a second! I can't teleport past it for some reason!

*Nobody blasts the rock away while MyNameIsKooky cuts at it with his knife*

*audio of the bomb slowly saying one is played over the images*

*MyNameIsKooky and Nobody get through a newly widened tunnel and continue to the Bomb Room*

*Nobody shoves the boxing glove into the machinery*

*the countdown stops*

[NOBODY]

We're still fast. Now what?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

We can win the fight right now unless the goo comes off somehow. Come on!

*Nobody slaps Paradox Penny several times*

*MyNameIsKooky picks up the Enclosed Instruction Guide and whacks him against the floor*

*Nobody keeps slapping Paradox Penny*

*MyNameIsKooky punches Sammy_P in the face*

[NOBODY]

He's on our side!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Well I don't like him. He shot up my hideout and he's a bored stalker all the time.

[NOBODY]

Hey, I have an idea! LittleZbot can zoom to also help us!

*Nobody starts to say something extremely slowly*

*the scene changes*

[NOBODY] (normal speed)

LittleZbot, this goo makes us faster. Use your Zoom to help us attack speedily.

[PARADOX PENNY]

So that's why I have sudden intense pain in my face.

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

I do too.

[SAMMY_P]

And me!

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

You? That doesn't even make sense.

[PARADOX PENNY]

Good thing I have a garden hose!

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

You said...

*Paradox Penny sprays water everywhere*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky dodge slow moving water droplets*

[NOBODY]

This water will wash the goo off!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I can't reach the bad guys in order to attack without getting hit by water!

*LittleZbot zooms (same speed as Nobody and MyNameIsKooky) around, blocking the water*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky attack the Guide*

[NARRATOR]

But LittleZbot's robot parts, already damaged by rockets from Sammy_P and Sammy_Bro's rocket launchers, could not withstand the water, and he collapsed again.

*water hits Nobody and MyNameIsKooky, washing the goo off*

*the scene changes*

[WALRUS CHEF]

My knife is gone! I BET IT WAS THAT GUY!!!

*Walrus Chef runs into the Bomb Room*

YOU STOLE MY KNIFE GIVE IT BACK!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Sure, I don't see why not.

[WALRUS CHEF]

NOW I WILL USE IT TO CUT YOU!

*Walrus Chef drops Annoying Cookbook*

[ANNOYING COOKBOOK]

I am the annoying cookbook. I see you're also a book. Let's combine to become...

*Annoying Cookbook combines with the Enclosed Instruction Guide*

[ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE]

ENCLOSED ANNOYANCE GUIDE SPECIAL EDITION: NOW WITH RECIPES!

[NOBODY]

Oh, not this again.

*a three-against-three fight scene starts with Sammy_P, Nobody, and MyNameIsKooky against Paradox Penny, Walrus Chef, and the Guide*

*the fight is won and LittleZbot wakes up*

*the remaining two members of the Army show up along with EvilZbot and Fighter Jet 2*

[EVILZBOT]

Hello LittleZbot. Die LittleZbot.

[MYNAMESIKOOKY]

We meet again. This time you won't escape into this building... YOU'RE ALREADY INSIDE!

[NOOBDY]

Oh, and we fixed Fighter Jet 2. There's not even passengers now since the ancestors were defeated when it blew up, but that shouldn't make it any worse, since it's still on autopilot!

*there's another fight scene, this time four-against-four, and the outcome is the same*

[NARRATOR]

Later...

*the banner from the first party is shown, as well as a 'SOME WOMAN NOW DEFEATED TOO' banner and a 'ALONG WITH A THINGY THAT CAN BE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT' banner*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Where's Maxnick?

[NOBODY]

And Orza? I'm sorry they had to miss the party. Come to think of it, I haven't seen them since last party. I'm sorry they missed it.

[DEEMAN]

You didn't know? They left early from the last party to go to their Enjoying Wildlife Meeting.

*Billy Bob bites a balloon, popping it*

[QLOOF]

OW, MY EARS!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

So, back to normal for real this time?

[Nobody]

OH NO I FORGOT LAST FEW LINES. THEY ARE:

[NOBODY]

I know better than that. Didn't you notice we're on the other side of our home from the Spooky Forest?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Nope.

[LITTLEZBOT]

Here we go again?

*credit roll*

[Marinus]

*something*

http://pcpuzzle.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=266550#266550

[~xpr'd~]

How come I'm never in any of the plots? D:

I actually did do some stuff :S

But I like the plot anyway.

[StinkerSquad01]

This may seem stupid but, what is Wefight?

[^_^]

This may seem stupid but, what is Wefight?

forum game

[billy bob]

This may seem stupid but, what is Wefight?

Click here.

[^_^]

This may seem stupid but, what is Wefight?

Click here.

Did you see my post?
Nobody's post does not say its a forum game.

[billy bob]

This may seem stupid but, what is Wefight?

Click here.

Did you see my post?

Yes, but you didn't explain what it is. All you said, is that it is a forum game.

Nobody's post does not say its a forum game.

What (has that got to do with this)?

[^_^]

Stupid question.
What has that to do with this?
HE ASKED WHAT IS WEFIGHT.
Giving link to wefight topic, NO POST SAYING WHAT WEFIGHT IS....
He was posting when the forum had wefight already...

[billy bob]

What has that to do with this?
HE ASKED WHAT IS WEFIGHT.
Giving link to wefight topic, NO POST SAYING WHAT WEFIGHT IS....

He or she has obviously never seen Wefight before, otherwise he or she would know what it is. If you click on the link, you can see what Wefight is. As for your description, all that says is that it is a forum game.

[~xpr'd~]

and it is a forum game.
the link is a link to a forum game.
now can we get over it? i think they know what wefight is by now :3

[Marinus]

As far as I know, nobody on this forum (so not even Nobody) has ever made a clear description or definition for both a "forum game" as also "Wefight".

When I asked what's a forum game a while ago, they didn't give me clear answer, but only an examle: Wefight. When I searched on Wikipedia for a forum game, it also gave some examples, but not a fitting definition for every situation. There is also not quite an agreement what's exactly a "game" on this forum. Therefore, in my opinion, saying that Wefight is a forum game, may be true, but not a clear answer to the question what Wefight is. I think the only way to find out what Wefight exactly is, is simply reading it. Therefore I think BB gave a good answer by posting a link to the original topic. The only thing I would like to add to that is: You also need to learn a little bit Nobodian. But please don't ask me now what's exactly Nobodian; Nobody knows!


[off topic]

^_^, I think you take the words "We fight" too literally. I think it's indeed a forum game as you said, but I think it's not supposed that you're going to argue about "stupid" things/questions.

Talking about questions: BB asked you 3 question somewhere in the WA section (I'll post a link if you wish) and it seemed to that you only answered one of them, and less then half of an answer. Also you didn't say that those were stupid questions, so I guess those questions were too difficult for you to answer.

So I would like to suggest: Please make sure that you're able to justify your own actions, before questioning other people's actions. You may already have many posts, probably the most posts of anyone (related to the time you joined the forum), but you're still pretty new here (about 3/4 year) and pretty much younger then most people here. So my advise is that you rather try to learn from other people, instead of trying to teach them what they should do, or being critical about other (older) people's actions.

If you want to reply on this, at least the last off topic part, then please make a link to the "stupid posts" topic, like I did before. (but since you didn't reply on that, I saw no reason to do that a second time)

And BTW, how is it going with your Mofi mouse/keyboard problem? (you may reply in that topic )

[Nobody]

Broken Time Machine Plot by Nobody:

A random guy takes a time machine to MyNameIsKooky's house, thinking it's a repair shop. Then the guy leaves. Things and people from other parts of time start coming out of the machine and causing mayhem. MyNameIsKooky receives some weird letters.

Post Preview:

The Young Enclosed Instruction Guide comes out of the time machine!

Young Enclosed Instruction Guide says: "You thought you could catch me off guard by randomly teleporting me into your house? YOU WERE WRONG. HA HA HUH! I shall now proceed to leave, ruining your clever plan!"

Young Enclosed Instruction Guide runs off!

Nobody says: "I knew it was only a matter of time before a turn of events led to another showdown between us and the Guide."

MyNameIsKooky says: "I should destroy this machine before something REALLY dangerous comes out."

Script: [size=0][SOME DUDE 1]

Here at Enjoying Wildlife, we want to enjoy wildlife. For this meeting we're TOURING THE SPOOKY FOREST WITH A WILLING TOUR GUIDE!

*people cheer*

[ORZA]

I haven't slept in a while. Shouldn't have gone to this meeting.

[MAXNICK]

I'm sure the tour will keep you awake. Don't worry, Orza.

*the scene changes*

*Orza snores in a seat near the front*

*Maxnick sits near the back as the Tour Car gets driven crazily*

[MAXNICK]

Or not.

*Drunk Dude drinks some beer*

*the scene changes*

*Scared Guy runs out of the forest*

[SCARED GUY]

There's a TERRIBLE MONSTER IN THERE! I've seen it! Oh, those claws...

*runs off*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Probably just a bunny. Come on, guys!

*Nobody, MyNameIsKooky, and LittleZbot walk through the Spooky Forest*

*strange sounds are heard, ect. to make it relatively Spooky*

*the Evil Bunny stands in the path*

[NOBODY]

IT IS JUST A BUNNY!

*LittleZbot, MyNameIsKooky, and Nobody chase the Evil Bunny through the forest*

*Nobody crashes into a tree, and MyNameIsKooky and LittleZbot stop to help him*

*the Magic Doorknob comes*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

The Magic Doorknob!? I thought we defeated it!

*the Magic Doorknob turns into a giant duck*

*Dangerous Duck breathes flame at LittleZbot*

*LittleZbot steps back a bit*

*Nobody blasts the duck with his Superpowers*

[NOBODY]

I love my Superpowers.

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky fight Dangerous Duck*

*LittleZbot goes deeper into the forest*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Why do I get the feeling there's a trap here?

*LittleZbot hides behind a tree*

*Nobody and MyNameIsKooky win the fight*

*Doctor Rabbit comes to Nobody and MyNameIsKooky*

[NOBODY]

I will get my revenge because I still want it, Doctor Rabbit! EAT THIS ICE CREAM!

*Nobody grabs an ice cream cone and shoves it into Doctor Rabbit's mouth*

*Doctor Rabbit turns into a Paheet and disappears*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Stop. I think I hear him. This way.

*Nobody follows MyNameIsKooky into the trap*

*a cage falls onto them both*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Wait...! Don't step there.

[EVIL BUNNY]

Now that I have captured you, I WILL TELL YOU MY STORY OF LONGING AND SUFFERING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!! Maybe later though.

*the scene changes*

[TOUR GUIDE]

Next stop, an old abandoned shack! Not really wildlife, but I don't care about your silly Enjoying Wildlife group!

*Orza continues sleeping through the crazy driving*

*the car zooms into the trees*

[SOME DUDE 1]

WHEEEEE!!!

*flies off the car*

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*getting dragged into the bushes*

[TOUR GUIDE]

We are not responsible for any injuries on this tour. AND THERE IT IS! THE OLD ABANDONED SHACK!

*the car smashes through a house*

[HOMEOWNER]

Hey! That was my house!

[TOUR GUIDE]

I thought it was abandoned, anyway.

*Homeowner throws stuff, knocking Some Dude 2 out of the car*

*Drunk Dude laughs drunkenly*

*the scene changes back*

[EVIL BUNNY]

It all started when I was a child. I grew up and liked carrots Then...

*flashback*

*Evil Bunny sneaks around in the darkness near a carrot stash*

[EVIL BUNNY] (voiceover)

I ran out of carrots. I decided to find some other guy's carrots...

[FOREST MONSTER]

You have been stealing from my carrot stash.

[EVIL BUNNY] (voiceover)

I said I was sorry, and he said the only way I could repay him was to...

[FOREST MONSTER]

Feed me. Feed me Paheet's. There is a chemical which can turn the eater into a Paheet. I don't care how you get Paheet's, just get them and let me eat them.

[EVIL BUNNY] (voiceover)

Of course, being smart, I found the chemical and put it in burgers and ice cream.

*a burger truck comes up to MyNameIsKooky and Nobody*

[EVIL BUNNY]

Would you like to buy some burgers?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Yes! I love burgers! Two please!

[EVIL BUNNY] (voiceover)

*everything he's describing being shown visually*

I watched in silence as you ate them, got attacked by a random sock... and lost them. I decided to take them so as to give them back to you. I tried two more times to get Paheets, offering ice cream to some guy who had just eaten some. Even he, however, turned it down.

[BLAST!10]

I don't even like ice cream.

[EVIL BUNNY] (voiceover)

I also made it rain burgers using an expensive Weather Machine. You, however, went into the past for the duration of the rain, and the machine was struck by lightning, destroyed by the very thing it was meant to create.

*end flashback*

[EVIL BUNNY]

Now... do you want your burgers back?

*LittleZbot jumps out and stuffs the burgers into the Evil Bunny's mouth*

[LITTLEZBOT]

I thought that would work.

[EVIL BUNNY]

I'm immune. Now...

[iKOOKY 4.0]

I am iKooky 4.0. I have been designed to destroy you, MyNameIsKooky.

*iKooky 4.0 rips some bars off the cage and walks in*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Uh, Nobody, help...?

*iKooky 4.0 puts the bars back*

[NOBODY]

Teleport! Teleport!

*MyNameIsKooky tries to teleport*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I can't. This cage won't let me teleport outside of it!

*Qloof jumps out from behind a tree*

[QLOOF]

What did I miss,?

*iKooky 4.0 fires it's laser at MyNameIsKooky, destroying part of the cage*

Oh no, not one of these again.

*Qloof walks into the cage as Nobody and MyNameIsKooky run out*

[EVIL BUNNY]

*throwing burgers and ice cream*

Here, burgers and ice cream that try to be eaten!

*a fight starts, with the three good guys outnumbered*

*a burger jumps into Nobody's mouth*

*Nobody turns into a Paheet*

*Evil Bunny picks up Nobody Paheet and runs off*

*MyNameIsKooky falls into a hole and lands in a futuristic place*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Hi, GruntGruntGruntGruntGrunt.

*GruntGruntGruntGruntGrunt smashes a hole into a wall, revealing rocket shoes, candy canes, and Directions*

[DIRECTIONS]

I am the directs to make something! Just combine the two ingredients already here!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Ooh, talking directions! That reminds me of the fact that the Guide started talking back when we realized he was evil! I should trust you then!

*MyNameIsKooky combines some candy canes and rocket shoes*

One pair left.

[DIRECTIONS]

These things are Wacky Boomerangs. Throw one!

*MyNameIsKooky throws a Wacky Boomerang at Directions*

*the wacky boomerang whacks Directions and goes after MyNameIsKooky*

*MyNameIsKooky throws all but one of the remaining boomerangs at it*

*it gets whacked but the other boomerangs join the chase*

*MyNameIsKooky puts on the remaining rocket shoes and flies around the futuristic place away from the rocket shoes*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I forgot! I can teleport!

*MyNameIsKooky teleports away*

*MyNameIsKooky, with bare feet, falls*

I hope I can teleport objects... I haven't tried before.

*MyNameIsKooky teleports the rocket shoes to himself and puts them on, getting chased back above ground*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

LittleZbot! Zap these thingies!

*LittleZbot zaps the Wacky Boomerangs before they hit MyNameIsKooky*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Thanks!

[DIRECTIONS]

The Instruction Guide was my uncle! I WILL BECOME THE DIRECTION GUIDE!

*runs off*

*Evil Bunny carries some Paheets in the distance*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports to the evil bunny, takes a Paheet, and teleports himself and it away*

*MyNameIsKooky and the Paheet appear outside the burger and ice cream factory*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

The best way to turn Nobody back to normal is to destroy this factory

[TOUR GUIDE]

And now, everyone gets a burger!

*the tour car smashes through the burger and ice cream factory, coming out of the rubble with several burgers inside*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Huh, that didn't work.

*Some Dude 3 eats a Paheet Burger and turns into a Paheet*

*Some Dude 4, about to take a bite out of a burger, looks at the Paheet*

[SOME DUDE 4]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[DRUNK DUDE] (drunk sounding)

I don't want to eat the ponies.

[MAXNICK]

They're burgers, but yeah, don't.

*Orza keeps sleeping*

*MyNameIsKooky revives the Paheet*

*the Paheet turns into Nobody*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I thought that would work, and it did.

*the scene changes to Qloof fighting iKooky 4.0 inside the cage*

[iKOOKY 4.0]

iKooky 5.0 released. Retreating temporarily.

*the scene changes again*

*LittleZbot uses his lightsaber to cut his way into a fortress*

[iKOOKY 5.0]

I have no interest in you. I am searching for MyNameIsKooky to kill him.

*LittleZbot slashes at iKooky 5.0 with his lightsaber*

*iKooky 5.0 looks at LittleZbot*

*a fight begins*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports in and sees EvilZbot 2.0*

[EVILZBOT 2.0]

I am the upgraded version of EvilZbot. You aren't LittleZbot.

*MyNameIsKooky throws his Wacky Boomerang at EvilZbot 2.0*

*the Wacky Boomerang whacks EvilZbot 2.0*

*the Wacky Boomerang chases MyNameIsKooky for a while then stops*

*another fight begins*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

This Wacky Boomerang was made wrong, and stops chasing me eventually, allowing further use! I like it this way!

*halfway through iKooky 5.0 and EvilZbot 2.0 switch places*

*both fights are won*

*the pair advances to where the Evil Bunny is feeding Forest Monster*

[FOREST MONSTER]

This is my fortress. Prepare to die.

*another fight starts, and the Evil Bunny is ignored*

*the Evil Bunny grabs a bunch of carrots and sneaks away*

*the scene changes*

*the car drives up a tree*

[TOUR GUIDE]

And now, a majestic view!

*Some Dude 4 falls out of the car and hits the ground near Nobody*

*Nobody blasts the tree with his superpowers, blowing it up*

[NOBODY]

My superpowers are getting stronger!

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

*running away*

That was my hideout! Grr!

*inside the fortress the fight is won, but Fighter Jet 3 smashes through a wall*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

A third fighter jet! Ugh...

*MyNameIsKooky attacks with the Wacky Boomerang*

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

This is the Enclosed DIRECTION Guide, flying a Fighter Jet! I'm making my getaway! This is fun!

*Fighter Jet 3 flies off and the scene changes*

[DRUNK DUDE] (drunk sounding)

You remind me of my dog Rover. Wait, no, it was Steve. Anyway, the dog, Bob, had a nice cap, like yours, only with little pink flowers because that suits Fred.

[MAXNICK]

Get out. You are clearly drunk.

[DRUNK DUDE] (drunk sounding)

I'm sober.

*Orza snores loudly*

THE FRENCH!

*Drunk Dude steps out of the car as it speeds into a hole*

[MAXNICK]

I feel sorry for him.

*a giant saw lands on the car as it speeds around underground*

*the back half of the car comes off*

[MAXNICK]

Now it's just the tour guide... and Orza, napping.

*the scene changes*

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

*looking at MyNameIsKooky and Nobody with a time machine behind him*

You caught me. However, I will now use this time machine to go to the beginning of the world and take over there!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

But, Direction Guide, don't forget that the Enclosed Instruction Guide will not be defeated back in that time.

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

Shoot.

*pause*

But wait, it won't have been written yet either!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Shoot.

*pause*

But the big bang will blow you up!

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

Shoot.

*pause*

But I could go back to right after it!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Shoot.

*pause*

But what if a dinosaur eats you?

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

Shoot.

*pause*

But I could use Anti-Dinosaur spray!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Shoot.

*pause*

But they don't make Anti-Dinosaur Spray!

*Nobody sneaks towards the time machine*

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

Shoot.

*pause*

But I could make some!

*Paheet Ice Cream sneaks towards MyNameIsKooky*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Shoot.

*pause*

But you don't know how.

*a Paheet Ice Cream Cone jumps into MyNameIsKooky's mouth*

Nobody... stop the Guide... Cheeseballs?

*MyNameIsKooky turns into a Paheet*

[NOBODY]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*The Enclosed Direction Guide jumps into the time machine and it disappears*

*the Evil Bunny grabs the Paheet and walks past some holes into a lair*

[EVIL BUNNY]

*setting the Paheet down*

He thought my plans would stop because I'm not being forced into them? Once everyone is a Paheet, no one will stop me from going back to dinosaur times and taking over the world! A truly unique idea! I don't know of anyone else who has, is, or will do that! And the fact that an Insanely Fast Digger is digging holes to put burgers and ice cream in when people get trapped inside just makes it even cooler!

*the scene changes*

*Nobody falls into a hole with Billy Bob Deeman, and some other guys in it*

[NOBODY]

Hello, Deeman, Billy Bob.

*burgers and ice cream come into the hole*

Oh no. Don't eat those!

[BILLY BOB]

Why would I?

[NOBODY]

Of course. You don't eat things like food. I forgot.

*Billy Bob chews on the end of a pencil*

*Fighter Jet 3 flies into the hole*

Deeman, stop anyone from trying to eat those! If they try to get eaten, fight them off! I just found a way outta here!

*Nobody jumps into Fighter Jet 3*

*Nobody moves his finger towards a switch saying 'AUTO-PILOT ON/OFF'*

*Fighter Jet 3 jerks sudddenly, throwing Nobody into the wall*

*repeat a few times as Fighter Jet 3 flies around*

*the door opens*

*Nobody falls and grabs the door*

*Fighter Jet 3 jerks left and Nobody falls, grabbing onto the edge of a pit*

*Nobody climbs up and walks across a rickety bridge*

*the boards fall away behind Nobody as he walks*

*Time Elephant starts to cross from the other side*

[NOBODY]

Oh, shoot.

*the boards fall away behind Time Elephant*

*Nobody and Time Elephant meet in the middle*

*EvilZbot 3.0 and LittleZbot fight near the pit, both falling into it*

*Nobody falls into the pit along with the boards under him*

[INSANELY FAST DIGGER]

*LittleZbot lands on top of EvilZbot 3.0 and they continue fighting*

*Nobody lands on top of LittleZbot*

[INSANELY FAST DIGGER]

This is the main hole of all the holes I dug! Now be defeated!

*Insanely Fast Digger Chases Nobody while sending burgers and ice cream at him*

*the scene changes*

[EVIL BUNNY]

Grunt grunt grunt grunt. Grunt grunt grunt grunt.

*a subtitle appears saying 'Halibut cookies are good. You smell quite funny.'*

[GRUNTGRUNTGRUNTGRUNT]

Grunt?

*a subtitle appears saying 'Huh?'

[EVIL BUNNY]

*clears throat*

Grunt grunt grunt grunt. Grunt grunt grunt grunt.

*a subtitle says 'I am your leader. You must obey me.'

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

Grunt grunt grunt! GRUNT GRUNT, GRUNT GRUNT.

*a subtitle says 'He knows nothing! OBEY ME, NOT HIM.'*

*Nobody keeps running away from Insanely Fast Digger*

*Nobody sends superpowers blasts behind him, defeating the Insanely Fast Digger*

*the scene changes

*a small somewhat destroyed bit of car flies out from underground*

*Orza wakes up and gets out*

[ORZA]

That was peaceful.

*the scene changes back*

*Nobody revives Paheet, turning it into MyNameIsKooky*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Eh? What did I miss?

[NOBODY]

Plenty. Looks like the Evil Bunny has a time machine though, come on!

*Nobody runs into the time machine and appears by Evil Bunny and the Direction Guide*

*the scene changes back*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I wonder what he wants in the future.

*MyNameIsKooky gets into the time machine and arrives in a futuristic place*

*a holographic animated sign pops up with a cartoon MyNameIsKooky V causing trouble and being stopped by iKooky 345.0*

[SIGN]

MyNameIsKooky invaded your house? iKooky 345.0 is better than the last one! Improved laser! Stronger exterior! Diametric Converter!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

You have got to be kidding.

*iKooky 345.0's laser nearly hits MyNameIsKooky*

I guess they don't make those robotic introduction speeches anymore. You'd think they'd have better aim though.

*there's a chase scene through the future*

*MyNameIsKooky bumps into MyNameIsKooky V*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY V]

Well hello. Where do I recognizer that face?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I don't know, let's go! iKooky 345.0 is after me!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY V]

After you? Not me? Must be malfunctioning.

*MyNameIsKooky V jumps out of the way of a laser*

*MyNameIsKooky V and MyNameIsKooky continue to run until MyNameIsKooky V picks up a weird future weapon and throws it at iKooky 345.0, destroying it*

Five generations of this name and they still make those thingies.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Five generations? So iKooky versions just chase after whoever has that name?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY V]

Yep. Somehow all MyNameIsKooky's and Nobody's have been legendary heroes. I'm the fifth to have my name.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Nobody! Where is he?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY V]

Last I heard, he was at Monument Park in the Other Spooky Forest Multiplex, defending thousands of innocent men and women from Moctrorock. Or something like that. I haven't been able to teleport to him with the whole dimension beetle incident.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

That doesn't sound right.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY V]

Wait a minute! It's all coming together! You're my ancestor, and you want to know about the original Nobody! May I get your autograph? You're famous!

*MyNameIsKooky tries to sign a weird green thing but doesn't know how to use a high-tech pen, and unintentionally vandalizes a house*

If you have an old-fashioned pen you can sign your shirt or something and I can transfer it on.

*MyNameIsKooky searches for a pen, eventually signing his shirt*

*MyNameIsKooky V sticks the green thing onto MyNameIsKooky's shirt then rips it off without damaging the shirt*

Now, Nobody is in the past. Possibly your present, or judging from your adventures, a bit or a lot further forward or backward from it. Not this time period though, and not after it.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Gee, thanks. Do you have a time machine nearby?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY V]

*pulling a circle out of his shirt*

This is an illegal time machine. Step on it, and think about your destination in time. Please don't break it. Time Merchants are scarce.

*MyNameIsKooky steps on the disk and it splits in two, each half emitting a different color smoke*

*MyNameIsKooky disapears*

He broke it. Of course he broke it. I wonder where he's going to pop up now.

*MyNameIsKooky appears in an even more futuristic place with building signs but no buildings*

*MyNameIsKooky walks past a sign that says 'iKooky Factory'*

*a building appears around MyNameIsKooky, at first gel-like then solid*

[iKOOKY C.E.O.]

Hello, this is the C.E.O of iKooky. To celebrate our one thousand, three hundred and thirty-seventh version of iKooky, we have a demonstration for you of it's power.

*iKooky 1337.0 zooms into the room in a second*

*from iKooky 1337.0's view, words appear onscreen: Target Sighted... Canceling Demonstration...*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports out of the way of a laser, dodging more using only teleportation due to iKooky 1337.0's insane speed*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports behind a bunch of barrels*

*iKooky 1337.0 speeds up onto the barrels*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports off to the side then to the door where iKooky came in, running up a staircase to a high-tech factory room where iKooky 1337.0 's are being created*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Wait... although physical damage was possible, when Qloof first defeated the first iKooky... he used it's own laser!

*iKooky 1337.0 runs up*

*another iKooky 1337.0' activates, and four more come in*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports around, tricking the 6 iKooky 1337.0's into destroying the factory and each other*

[iKOOKY C.E.O]

I thought you would destroy this factory, MyNameIsKooky... THE LAST! That's why I pre-programmed this message, along with other things, to play when the factory was destroyed. Our one thousand three hundred and thirty-EIGHTH model, iKooky Final, is the only one of it's kind. It has six lasers as opposed to our standard one, each one not strong enough to destroy Final's body. Final is invincible. Final is the future of electronic extermination.

*iKooky Final comes and drags MyNameIsKooky away*

[iKOOKY FINAL] (in CEO's voice)

Do not resist. I am programmed by the CEO to simply take you to your cell unless you do. If you do...

[iKOOKY FINAL]

I WILL CRUSH YOU.

*iKooky Final throws MyNameIsKooky into a cage marked MEMORY WIPE and starts to leave*

*MyNameIsKooky pulls a cracker out of his pocket and throws it at iKooky Final*

[iKOOKY FINAL] (in CEO's voice)

We tried to be compassionate about this. The memory wipe would have given you a second chance. Yet you resisted, and now...

[iKOOKY FINAL]

WE HAVE TO DEFEAT YOU.

*iKooky Final fires lasers at MyNameIsKooky, who teleports around the cage systematically*

*the building starts to collapse*

I WILL RETURN.

*iKooky Final disappears into the rubble and the CEO is left standing alone*

[IKOOKY C.E.O]

If you think he's gone, you're wrong. However, I surrender for now. We have saved one old-fashioned time machine for you. Final is also programmed to combine with the memory wipe if it actually loses, so you can still decide not to resist and it will wipe your memory. For now, just go to your time. You aren't our MyNameIsKooky, after all.

*MyNameIsKooky goes into the time machine and appears in a pet shop*

[NOBODY]

I didn't stop the Guide, because the evil bunny had the same idea and I defeated him first. They would have both failed if you havd come to caveman times with me.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Caveman...? OH! I forgot about the evil plan, I thought you went into the future.

[NOBODY]

Well, LittleZbot and Maxnick are here, and Maxnick apparently just got off some deadly tour or something.

[MAXNICK]

I say, since we're in a pet shop, we should get some pets.

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[NOBODY]

Great idea! Pets may come in handy!

*Nobody and Maxnick run into the Flying Pets section*

*NoNobody 1.0 and Decoy run up to where they were*

[NONOBODY 1.0]

I am the first version of NoNobody to be released. Must... destroy... Nobody!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Oh, not again.

[DECOY]

I am one of the evil decoys of Maxnick! He will be defeated, and so will you!

*Evil Bunny sits in a cage*

[EVIL BUNNY]

REVIVAL MAN revived me!

*Insanely Fast Digger smashes through a wall*

Oh, and I rebuilt the Insanely Fast Digger.

*Fighter Jet #3 swoops in*

*a sumo wrestler jumps through the hole in the wall*

*Nobody and Maxnick come back*

[NOBODY]

I got a parrot named DANNY!

[MAXNICK]

I got a winged dinosaur named... uh... MAXNICK'S DINOSAUR!

[NOBODY]

Great name! Hey, what's with all the bad guys?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

They just showed up. Come on, I'll teleport us all away!

*MyNameIsKooky teleports the good guys away*

*Evil Bunny hops into Insanely Fast Digger, along with Decoy*

*NoNobody 1.0 and the sumo wrestler get into Fighter Jet #3*

*iKooky Final gets out of a large cage and runs after*

*the good guys appear in a desert patch*

[MAXNICK]

A desert? Could be more pleasant.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I never was good at geography.

*Fighter Jet #3 swoops down and NoNobody 1.0 and the sumo wrestler get out*

*the sumo wrestler catches on fire*

[FIRE SUMO]

ROAR!!!

[NOBODY]

How did they find us so fast!

[DANNY]

Just a random loophole in the plot!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Ah. Smart parrot.

[DANNY]

*bird noise* Smart parrot! Crackers!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Or that was just a random phrase. Ah well.

[DANNY]

Here, kitty, kitty!

*the Insanely Fast Digger comes, along with a cat*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Guys, I just zoomed around the edge of this desert. On the edge is ice! This is a deserty icy place! Pantarctica or something!

*a fight starts: the good guys and their pets vs. the vehicles and their passengers, a 6 on 6 battle*

[FIRE SUMO]

Roar! I'm on fire, literally!

[NOBODY]

Not anymore!

*Nobody uses his superpowers to blast Fire Sumo into the ice, which melts as it puts out his fire*

*Fire Sumo, Nobody, NoNobody 1.0, and Evil Bunny slide around on the ice while fighting*

*Danny and Maxnick's Dinosaur fly above the ice, pecking bad guys, ramming into them, ect., all without the slipperiness disadvantaging them*

*LittleZbot, Maxnick, and MyNameIsKooky fight Fighter Jet #3, Insanely Fast Digger, and Decoy, getting Decoy defeated*

*REVIVAL MAN comes*

[REVIVAL MAN]

I am REVIVAL MAN! I will revive him! Ha ha huh!

*Insanely Fast Digger and Fire Sumo switch places, Fire Sumo catching fire again*

[FIRE SUMO]

I'm not getting burned! I'm special!

[DANNY]

Here, kitty, kitty!

*more cats come, slipping on the ice and joining the ice fight*

*LittleZbot zaps the Fire Sumo back, and he slides across the ice, melting it away to surround Insanely Fast Digger by water, he himself ending up on another desert patch across the ice*

*the view zooms out, showing many patches of desert and ice mixed together in no real pattern*

*MyNameIsKooky teleports across the ice and fights one on one against the fire sumo*

*LittleZbot and Maxnick team up against REVIVAL MAN, but he revives Decoy*

*Insanely Fast Digger falls into the water and later in the fight comes out slower*

[NOBODY]

The water slows down machinery! I bet it also weakens it.

*Danny repeatedly pecks the Insanely Fast Digger until it explodes*

[THYNAMEISKOOKY]

Hi, descendant! Let me use my mind powers to make this REVIVAL MAN not revive stuff!

[UNREVIVAL MAN]

I am now UNREVIVAL MAN! AHAHAHAHA!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I guess at least he won't revive stuff now, ThyNameIsKooky.

[THYNAMEISKOOKY]

Oops! I guess I'll go to my time or something now.

*LittleZbot and Maxnick defeat UNREVIVAL MAN and Decoy*

[DANNY]

UNREVIVAL MAN, Maxnick's Decoy, and the Insanely Fast Digger have been defeated! I like crackers!

*the view zooms across Pantarctica to show iKooky Final, slowed by the water, climb out and run across the desert*

*from iKooky Final's view, MyNameIsKooky and the Fire Sumo get closer, but words appear: POWER AT 50%
VULNERABLE TO ATTACKS*

*the view changes to normal*

*Nobody slips and runs onto MyNameIsKooky's patch and blasts Fire Sumo into the water*

*iKooky Final comes and Evil Bunny slips over*

[iKOOKY FINAL]

YOU WILL LOSE, MYNAMEISKOOKY.

*iKooky Final fires a laser but MyNameIsKooky dodges it*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

I dodged it without teleporting? I'm good!

[NOBODY]

It's usually faster? It must have fallen in the water and slowed down and gotten weaker?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Weaker? Attacks might actually work now!

*a two against two fight starts with Nobody, Evil Bunny, MyNameIsKooky, and iKooky Final*

*the Evil Bunny gets defeated, but iKooky Final, chased by the two good guys, gets into Fighter Jet 3 and it flies off*

[LITTLEZBOT]

Just a bit more time and me and Maxnick could have defeated that jet!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Maybe we should befriend the jet!

*pause*

Or not.

[MAXNICK]

Why don't you teleport us back to the Spooky Forest?

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

OK.

*the good guys and pets appear in front of four bad guys*

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

You haven't forgotten about me, have you? Related to your worst nightmare? Anyway, I have three minions. Immortal Toaster, Extreme Cooking Appliances' way to solve the exploding toaster problem. It's a prototype. NoNobody 2.0, the latest released version of NoNobody, and NoNobody 3.0, another stolen prototype.

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

So you didn't make your minions, you just stole them? Uncle Instruction would be ashamed.

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

Stop mocking me.

*Immortal Toaster explodes, and one of NoNobody 2.0's arms and one of it's leg land by Nobody, then the Immortal Toaster reforms*

*EvilZbot 4.0 comes*

[EVILZBOT 4.0]

I am the fourth version of EvilZbot!

*LittleZbot and EvilZbot 4.0 get into a fight*

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

The Gem of Toaster Immortality is the only way to defeat the Immortal Toaster, and I have it here!

*Enclosed Direction Guide holds up the Gem of Toaster Immortality, but Danny and Maxnick's Dinosaur take it and drop it onto the ground, breaking it*

[ENCLOSE DIRECTION GUIDE]

Oh.

*the Immortal Toaster explodes*

Well, I still have one minion left!

*MyNameIsKooky pulls a cracker out of his pocket*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

This is the second cracker I found in my pocket!

[DANNY]

Cracker!?

*MyNameIsKooky throws the cracker onto NoNobody 3.0 and it gets eaten a lot by Danny*

CRACKER!

*Nobody pokes NoNobody 3.0 and it falls over*

[ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE]

Well, I'm still alive!

*it starts raining and the Enclosed Direction Guide gets wet, and starts to fall apart due to being paper*

[NOBODY]

Easiest Guide showdown ever! Pantarctica was more of a showdown!

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

Easy is good! And Sammy_P and Sammy_Bro never showed up, either!

[NARRATOR]

Meanwhile...

*the scene changes to an airport*

[SAMMY_P]

This vacation idea was great. Too bad the journey to the airport was so long, and boring.

[SAMMY_BRO]

Yes, too bad. I suppose we should go through security now.

*the scene changes to the airport security*

*the metal detector goes off*

*Security Guy takes a knife from Sammy_P*

*Security Guy opens Sammy_P's bag and takes out a chainsaw and various guns*

*Security Guy opens Sammy_Bro's bag and takes out a rocket launcher, a flamethrower, an axe and a can opener*

[SECURITY GUY]

YOU ARE NOT GETTING ON THIS PLANE!

[SAMMY_BRO]

What? It's a can opener.

*the scene changes to the edge of the Spooky Forest*

[MYNAMEISKOOKY]

There's our house! Race you!

*Nobody starts running but MyNameIsKooky teleports to the house and walks in*

[NOBODY] 

I'LL GET HIM!

*Nobody runs inside, jumps at MyNameIsKooky, lands on an extremely bouncy bed and smashes through the ceiling*

[SAMMY_P]

I'm bored.

[SAMMY_BRO]

I'm also bored. We weren't allowed on the plane that would take us nowhere near you.

*MyNameIsKooky looks upset*

*fade to black*

Got any weapons?

*credit roll* [/size]

[MyNameIsKooky]

Post Preview blaah:

Tiny Tank says: "I still can't accompany you until my head solidifies."

ThyNameIsKooky says: "So, three Power Orbs, huh?"

Nobody says: "Yes."

ThyNameIsKooky says: "Wow, Nobody and MyNameIsKooky! You've really surprised me! Some of my skill must be rubbing off on you."

MyNameIsKooky slaps ThyNameIsKooky.

ThyNameIsKooky doesn't notice anything.

Enclosed Instruction Guide says: "Well, I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it for myself."

ThyNameIsKooky says: "What?"

Tiny Tank says: "Satan replaced you with the evil android version of yourself."

ThyNameIsKooky says: "HEY!"

Tiny Tank says: "It's a requirement of my solidification that I should voice each and every one of my thoughts. Repair Man told me so, honest!"

(so yeah i was bored)

[DEEMAN223344]

Post Preview of intro to the climax of my new plot renamed "Corrupt Internet Plot":
MyNameIsKooky, Nobody, DEEMAN etc. walk in.
Nobody says "A literal heart is the heart of 4chan? I KNEW IT!"
Corrupt Data says "Ah, you noticed. Heart, load all data on this 'Prof. Ark' that is apparently interfering with the process while I summon Corrupt Epic Face of DOOM."
Heart Of 4Chan says "MEMORY ACCESS VIO-"
Memory Access Violating Monster of BLAH comes and interrupts.
Vio comes.
Corrupt Data facepalms and says "GO AWAY BAD GUY BEFORE Corrupt Epic Face of DOOM ABSORBS YOU."
Vio leaves.
Heart of 4Chan summons Random Krakebaroos.
Random Krakebaroos fly in random directions!
Corrupt Mr. Zurkon comes!
Corrupt Mr. Zurkon says "TINY BABY MEN SHALL DIE."
Corrupt Mr. Zurkon starts attacking anything that isn't corrupt!
DUN DUN DUN!

[Sammy_P]

NYO.

this post is nyo-proof by nobody

[Sammy_Bro]

SUPER SHORT SNEAK PEEK FOR UPCOMING PLOT

Sammy_P says "3, 2, 1, and we're back."

Nobody stops screaming.

[DEEMAN223344]

NYO.

this post is nyo-proof by nobody

No, because you can't NYO every little post I make.

[Sammy_P]

Plot Idea

Area 51 Plot

Nobody, MyNameIsKooky, and Sammy_P are kidnapped by some instruction guides and appear in Area 51. They must escape the base in one of their most wackiest adventures... yet.

SNEEK PEEK.

MyNameIsKooky throws a crate at Sammy_P!

Sammy_P gets knocked into the electric fence!

Sammy_P loses 2500 HP! 1000 HP remaining!

MyNameIsKooky thought he heard Sammy_Bro say something.

[Nobody]

NYO.

this post is nyo-profo by deeman

[DEEMAN223344]

indeeb.
If you NYO all of my posts, you shall be NYO'd by teh NYO master.

[DEEMAN223344]

One thing to say about the Info Token before the first Doctor Rabbit fight:
IT IS EVILLL. Getting past it is harder than the actual fight DX

[DEEMAN223344]

One thing to say about the Info Token before the first Doctor Rabbit fight:
IT IS EVILLL. Getting past it is harder than the actual fight DX

ARGH WRONG WEFIGHT TOPIC MODS PLEASE MOVE THE POST I AM QUOTING THEN DELETE THIS

[ben-09]

I feel sorry for the person who has to manually copy and paste around
14340 posts. =P

I just don't think that is possible.

AND IM NOT TRYING TO GET RID OF WEFIGHT EMERALD

[Nobody]

Can't people with POWERS transfer whole topics?

[ben-09]

Can't people with POWERS transfer whole topics?

If I remember correctly that can't be done on this forum.