Post Soviet Russia jokes here (not a forum game)

Technos72 · Post by **Technos72** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:37 pm

If you don't know this, this series of jokes contains a noun, a correct verb, and the word You.

In Soviet Russia TV watches you
In Soviet Russia Wonderland plays you
In Soviet Russia juice drinks you

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:41 pm

Ooh, I know this.

In Soviet Russia, ducks hunt YOU!

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:08 am

We have done this before with banhammer.

Jake says: in soviet russia, the hammer bans YOU
tyteen4a03 The Mongoose-diot says: no
tyteen4a03 The Mongoose-diot says: banhammer bans people
Kyuu the Wolf says: well, look through his things, his actions are so hateful
tyteen4a03 The Mongoose-diot says: which mean people ban banhammers
Kyuu the Wolf says: which makes the Earth do this:

9001 / 0

Timing fail

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:36 am

In Soviet Russia, you troll Umineko no Naku Koro ni

No, I didn't write that backwards, actually.

Muzozavr · Post by **Muzozavr** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:55 am

In Soviet Russia, the Internet surfs you!

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:00 am

In Soviet Russia, the Internet wins YOU!

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:14 am

Let me try.
In Soviet Russia posts post you.

Muzozavr · Post by **Muzozavr** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:43 am

In Soviet Russia, the device plugs YOU in!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:32 pm

In Soviet Russia, POW fires YOU.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:42 pm

In Soviet Russia,pie likes you.
In Soviet Russia,computers debug you.
In Soviet Russia,you eat chompers.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:00 pm

Pie likes you?

THAT COULD BE A PLOT IN WEFIGHT.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:19 pm

Yay, pepole are paying attention to me!

Realy?A part of Weefight?POWNAGE!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:27 pm

I didn't know you were MS.
MS IS MORE ACTIVE THAN WE THINK.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:29 pm

waaaait whaaaat

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:38 pm

In Soviet Russia, spam posts Deeman.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:41 pm

In soviet Russia, Lies MyNameIsKooky!
It was a reference to the fact that MS calls Wefight, weefight.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:45 pm

*ahem*

Lies TELL MyNameIsKooky.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:46 pm

No.

Lies tell MyNameIsKookys.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:54 pm

Hi, Billy Bob. What? You say you're clones?

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:18 pm

DEEMAN223344 wrote:I didn't know you were MS.
MS IS MORE ACTIVE THAN WE THINK.

I don't know if that was a joke or not,so I'll say this.
I'm not MS.I just suck at spelling(not saying MS is bad at spelling too).

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:08 am

DEEMAN223344 wrote:Hi, Billy Bob. What? You say you're clones?

you're not funny

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:42 am

In Soviet Russia, Billy Bob corrects YOU.
Oh, wait...
I-
In Soviet Russia, Toontown hacks YOU.

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:57 am

DEEMAN223344 wrote:In Soviet Russia, Billy Bob corrects YOU.

Okay, we get it. Enough of this now, he's stopped.

ben-09 · Post by **ben-09** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:34 am

In Soviet Russia, pools swim in YOU!

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:47 am

In Soviet Russia, maths do YOU!

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:50 am

In Soviet Russia Mc Donald Eats inside you

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:31 pm

Qloof234 wrote:
DEEMAN223344 wrote:In Soviet Russia, Billy Bob corrects YOU.
Okay, we get it. Enough of this now, he's stopped.

...-_-.
I KNOW.
WOULD I HAVE SAID 'In Soviet Russia,' IF I DIDN'T?!
Cooling off now...

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:42 pm

In Soviet russia Soviet russia jokes tell YOU.
*shot*

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:20 pm

В Советской России, перевод поиска Google на вас!

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:32 pm

In Soviet Russia, Google checks you?

Is that what you said, Marinus?