My husband heard my voice, but not what I was saying and thought I was talking to him - he should know better by now.
I explained that I wasn't, I was in fact apologising to Stinky for once again getting him run over by a boulder
............ and my husband's response to that was .............. wait for this:
Oh, you're talking to your little CRITTERS
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry