Snapptronic-Bland Star Rescue

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:59 pm

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Link to my level list: http://pcpuzzle.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=285848#285848

I was lazy when making this level. It's not that good. Play it anyway. Or don't. I won't make you do anything, and the next level will probably be better.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:49 pm

I liked the concept. You can practically skip over the entire level if you don't want shiny gems, but that way you will never get Gold on this level. Ever.

Here was my reaction:

*I enter the Bland Star Rescue thingy*
Me: HAH! THIS IS EASY! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THE BLUE BUTTON AND I'M DONE!
Game: DO YOU DARE LET US PLACE THESE GEMS?
Me: HAH! I FEAR NO GEMS!
*gems get placed*
Me: NOOOOOOOO!
*later...*
Me: Phew, I got that gem that was blocking the Chomper. The trouble I go to for a single gem... Wait, do I have to backtrack now?
*steps back onto arrow*
Me: GOODIE!

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:36 am

You should of made it a little harder for if you don't want the two gems, but nice adventure, and what Kooky said.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:40 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote:You should of made it a little harder for if you don't want the two gems,

WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT GEMS, NON-GREEDY PERSON?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:44 am

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MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:46 am

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StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:55 am

Wait, I posted that? Oops. Yes I do know it was a joke.

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:01 am

But... but... the gems were so hard to get to!!!
*hides in a bomb shelter with class ten nomad energy cannons and begins eating mushrooms*

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:03 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote:But... but... the gems were so hard to get to!!!

You do what you must to get Gold on a level. IT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!

Master Wonder Mage wrote:*hides in a bomb shelter with class ten nomad energy cannons and begins eating mushrooms*

(Too bad he doesn't realize that they're poisonous mushrooms. MWAHAHAAH.)

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:10 am

I don't like changing my life forever...

*spits poisonous mushrooms at MyNameIsKooky's face*

I DO NOT WANT THOSE 200 POINTS!!! THAT GAME IS A RIP-OFF!! I WOULD NEVER BUY IT!!! I DON'T LIKE BONUS POINTS!!! BONUS POINTS ARE EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NI! NI! NI!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:13 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote: I DON'T LIKE BONUS POINTS!!! BONUS POINTS ARE EVIL!!

Wh... why...? *tears roll down my face dramatically*

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:17 am

This adventure has generated the most discussion yet! I should make more adventures like these!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:18 am

You should. It's fun to have different-ish adventures, if you know what I mean.

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:26 am

Yeah, a break from the constant epic plots, something that feels more Wonderlandish if you know what I mean. Oh, and...

BONUS POINTS TRY TO KILL YOU!!!! YOU GO FOR THE BONUS POINTS, AND THEN YOU DIE!!! GO FOR COINS!! THOSE BUY YOU THINGS!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU WILL SEE A GEM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD, AND WHEN YOU GRAB IT, 5 BILLION CHOMPERS WILL EAT YOU!!!! THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:29 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote:ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU WILL SEE A GEM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD, AND WHEN YOU GRAB IT, 5 BILLION CHOMPERS WILL EAT YOU!!!! THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!

But then I will use the nearby Pow charger to destroy them all and feel totally awesome after destroying the entire Chomper brigade.

TOTALLY AWESOME!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:58 am

THIS WILL SHOW YOU!!!!!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:40 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote:THIS WILL SHOW YOU!!!!!

I'll beat that adventure with the gem... eventually...

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:42 am

You, sir have way to much time on your hands.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:46 am

Master Wonder Mage wrote:You, sir have way to much time on your hands.

What makes you say that?

*secretly searches for an autoclicker program*

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:53 am

*quickly posts a virus that is disguised as an autoclicker program*

This topic is getting way out of hand. *builds replacement bomb shelter*

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:54 am

Aaaagh, I have the game slowed down to half speed and my autoclicker is programmed to click every 50 milliseconds. AND I STILL CAN'T WIN!

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:55 am

So you lied! You cake!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:58 am

I'll win. Sure, your Chompers may be beating me up pretty well so far. JUST YOU WAIT.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:07 am

I GIVE UP! IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:01 pm

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:02 pm

Well, yeah, but that's cheating*2.

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:06 pm

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:08 pm

No. Read your post.

Glitch magic=cheating
Wall blinking=cheating

You don't get to cheat to prove something is possible.

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:09 pm

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:30 pm

AFTER ALMOST A YEAR, I FINALLY GOT THAT GEM. I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE WANTED TO KNOW.