boywhoflies wrote:Rift Boywhoflies flies down and grabs him, but because of his flight-weakening from before he can't fly back up with him.
Rift Boywhoflies yells "I can hold him up so we don't fall but I need somebody to pull us up!"
Rift Boywhoflies flies over and tries to grab Nobody, but the trapdoor closes quickly and RBWF gets hit in the face. Some damage dealt. I go down to 100hp.
Rift Boywhoflies tries to eat the trapdoor, but it's immune to his eating powers.
If you mean I need to regrow my wings, I just need to write my name to grow them. If you mean I lost the infinte supply of wings, use 1. If not, use 2.
1:
(will edit in later)
2:
Rift Boywhoflies eats his name into the ground and gets his wings back.
Rift Boywhoflies flies away and tries to figgure out how to get back but is totaly lost.
Edit:Actualy, now that I think about it, I don't have flying powers;Flying is a natural ability for me(in wefight), like walking is for others. I could lose my rift powers instead, if you want. Not that I like that idea.
Okay. I am temporaly renamed to Rift Boywhoeats because of my eating powers, so my name will make sence(if you don't mind).
Rift Boywhoeats eats 5 more peices of bread, then gets a idea.
RBWE takes a slice, rips it up into 100 tiny peices, then eats them all. Total of 110 peices of bread.
RBWE grabs a whole loaf of bread and grinds it against his hoodie.
He figgures if he can get over a million crumbs/tiny peices of bread out of a whole loaf.
(I'm guessing the cyan stickman was me. :3 If this has any relavence to anything, it was said like 30 pages back I have dark purple skin.)
Rift Boywhoeats finishes the last crumb.
Rift Boywhoeats becomes Rift Boywhoflies!
RBWF flies into the air just before the DIE LAZAR is fired and dosen't see it.
RBWF tries to find the other cave of doom, and GDR secretly folows him.
RBWF gets a idea.
RBWF opens a hole in space time, and tries to pull it.
It works.
RBWF puts the hole through the door(it's a hole in space-time. I'm guessing it could go through solid objects.), so half of it is on one side, and half of it is on the other.
RBWF goes through the half of the hole that he can, and ends up on a mountain. Then he goes back in, but on the other side.
RBWF ends up past the door!
Oh, Sammy_P, Tiny Tank already found all the 'clues' and Enclosed Instruction Notebook got captured by Kooky, so that post can't happen.
PLOT:
Sammy_P says: "Hey, Rift Boywhoflies, someone dumped cyan paint all over you!"
Rift Boywhoflies says: "WHAT?!?! HOW DARE THEY!"
Sammy_P says: "It may have been Doctor Colors."
Rift Boywhoflies says: "HE SHALL PAY!"
Doctor Colors thinks: My defeat is imminent. I had better go into the future sometime and circle a plane around someone's house, or else I will get defeated!
Doctor Colors doesn't know that he already crashed the plane and got defeated as of present times!
Meanwhile, at Nobody...
Nobody says: "Well, I don't care. I'm not your king and these prophecies are random, so bye."
Nobody walks out the door.
Nobody sees Gibber Army Commander!
Gibber Army Commander speaks Gibber!
Nobody says: "Uh..."
Evil Translator jumps out of a random hole!
Nobody says: "Ah, Translator! Just when I needed you! Tell me what that guy said!"
Evil Translator says: "What are you doing outside our village?"
Nobody says: "I have no idea, to be honest. Some weird narrative force seems to have sent the good guys to random locations."
Evil Translator speaks Gibber!
Translation thinks: Me and my friends will be back. We shall invade your village as planned, and kill you all with spears. Mwahahahahaha.
Gibber Army Commander speaks Gibber!
Translation thinks: As commander of the village's army, I will stop you.
Evil Translator says: "I understand. Once you find your friends again, come back to our village and stay a while. Oh, and please bring spears. We have a shortage on spears."
Nobody says: "OK."
Evil Translator speaks Gibber!
Translation thinks: Goodbye, now. I will crush you later.
Nobody and Evil Translator look for the others.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
Rift Boywhoflies says "Hold on. I need to close the hole in space-time I used to get in here. The door is locked, and with it gone people can't beat me up and put me in bushes outside the cave."
RBWF flies away, closes it, and flies back.
RBWF says "Hey, who do you think beat me up, anyway?"
Sammy_P says "Um..."
A few minutes later of walking down the cave...
RBWF says "Hey, I just realised something. Considering I have flames for eyes(this was said back when me, MGW, and GSC were in space trying to find SS01 and I ate the chaos emerald. They're dark purple flames, but still flames.), mabye I could see in the dark as they give off light. Plus, if I suck some into my rift hand, I could shoot fire from it. Why am I thinking outloud?"
Sammy_P says "Isn't there a rule saying you can't get powers that eazly?"
RBWF says "I would need to suck in fire for a few hours to get eneugh for it to be useful. My eyes just have candleflame-size flames."
Sammy_P says "So it's almost useless."
RBWF says 'Yup."
RBWF looks over his shoulder and sees this happening.
RBWF flies to Sammy_P, grabs him, and holds them both up near the celling.
RBWF says "It will take forever to fly in either direction if I carry you. If I eat some monkey bars into the celling of the cave, can you stay above the action?"
Neither of them notice the snake on Sammy_P's ankle.
Rift Boywhoflies smiles because he could refrence Mallow(Super Mario RPG) when he complains about being ditched.
Rift Boywhoflies flies off and tries to catch up with the others.
He can go faster than the snakes, but he can't catch up with Little Zbot.
Nobody says: "There you all are! We're supposed to find spears and go to the Gibber village."
Evil Translator says: "We should probably get one spear each."
Evil Translator gets a checklist.
CHECKLIST says: "
MYNAMEISKOOKY'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
NOBODY'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
TINY TANK'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
TRANSLATOR'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
ROASTER'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
RIFT BOYWHOFLIES' SPEAR-NOT FOUND
SAMMY_P'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND"
Nobody says: "That's seven spears. Sammy_P, Translator, you come with me. Rift Boywhoflies, you take the robots. MyNameIsKooky doesn't need us bothering him."
(I have plans for MyNameIsKooky's spear)
Last edited by Nobody on Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:02 pm, edited 2 times in total.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
