1. Giraffes will always be there to help.
When someone in my family was in cardiac arrest (for no reason known) the nurse gave me a plastic giraffe to cheer me up. It got this person in my family out with no brain damage!
2. Never, and I mean NEVER, act retarded in the middle of a gas station and run towards an old woman in a car screaming and waving your hands.
All I can say is, I was pretty much bankrupt, and a $5 dollar bet was good enough for me.
