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DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:43 am

Cardboard Cutout Monsters 4-50 start covering the framework with mud and rubble!
Fortress is 40% done,
Cardboard Cutout Monsters 1-3 start drawing Paper Cutout Monsters.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:49 am

Nobody wrote:Also, it's RIFT BWF... just saying.

I know, I just didn't bother adding it.

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Luckily for Sammy_P, no one was watching.

Sammy_P says: Looks like no one saw. Yay.

SS01 is able to get the serum!

SS01 says: Got it! ...How do I use this?

SS01 looks on the bottle for instructions.

SS01 forgets mines are chasing him, and is hit by one!

SS01 loses 500 HP!

SS01 says: At least they do consistent damage.

Mr. Bob says: HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK!!

Mr. Bob launches Speedy Missiles!

SS01 thinks: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE EXPLOSIVES?!?

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:52 am

Rift Boywhoflies flies around, chased by mines and Speedy Missiles.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:56 am

Sammy_P throws a chainsaw at his Speedy Missiles and flying mines!

The mines and missiles explode!

Sammy_P thinks: I hope someone saw THAT!

SS01 can't outrun his Speedy Missile!

Speedy Missile collides and explodes!

SS01 loses 1000 HP! 50 HP remaining!

SS01 shouts: I NEED SOME HELP!!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:00 am

Rift Boywhoflies says: "I'm on it!"

Rift Boywhoflies sucks the Speedy Missile into his Rift Hand!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:13 am

SS01 finds instructions on the serum bottle!

"TO USE SERUM: APPLY TO EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, LATHER AND LET DRY TO PREVENT ANY AND ALL EXPLOSIONS OF THE DEVICE."

SS01 shouts: HEY BWF!! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET ME ON THAT BOMB!"

BWF shouts back: I'LL TRY!!

4 minutes to detonation!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:14 am

Plot Device says: "If the Weflight bomb doesn't explode, the Wefight one won't have. It's science, and also me."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:26 am

RBWF flies over to SS01.
RBWF says "My flying got nerfed a while back, I fly extremely slowly if I carry anybody. I could use my rift hand to swing you around and fling you onto the bomb, though."
RBWF sucks SS01 with his rift hand but moves it out of the way before he gets sucked in, which makes SS01 go in a loop and gain momentum.
SS01 says "WHEEEEEEE."
RBWF stops sucking in which conveniently launches SS01 directly onto the bomb.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:45 am

SS01 applies the serum!

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

3 minutes to detonation!

SS01 says: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LATHER THIS IF IT WON'T FOAM UP?!?

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:48 am

Sammy_P says: "Ahem."

Sammy_P gets out a bottle of Instant Foam.

Sammy_P drops the bottle!

The bottle falls out of sight!

Sammy_P says: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Mr. Bob says: "And that's why you don't drop things while in the sky."

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:54 am

SS01 thinks: If only I had some water...

SS01 remembers he is surrounded by clouds.

SS01 gets an idea.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:55 am

SS01 says: "Everyone knows that clouds are water particles!"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "YEAH! Wait, really?"

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:59 am

SS01 says: Of course! Guys, help me push this into a cloud!

BWF flies and pushes the bomb!

Sammy_P throw chainsaws to help nudge the bomb!

SS01 says: Good! Nearly there...wait, CHAINSAWS?!? OH NO!!!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:02 am

SS01 says: "Sammy_P! Cut it out with the chainsaws, NOW! Rift Boywhoflies, get me away from those chainsaws!"

Sammy_P says: "HEY! I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP!"

Rift Boywhoflies pushes the bomb faster!

Rift Boywhoflies is now pushing the bomb in a different direction than the nearest cloud.

1 minute to detonation!

DUN DUN DUN!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:12 am

SS01 says: "AAAGGH!! BWF, suck up some cloud and shoot it on here!"

BWF does so.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Nothing happens.

10 seconds to detonation!!

SS01 scrubs vigorously!

Foam appears!

SS01 says: "FINALLY!!! Wait...IT HAS TO DRY!!"

Due to the missile flying so fast, it dries instantly!

A glossy sheen appears around the missile right as the countdown hits zero!

SS01 cheers: "Hooray!!!"

SS01 falls off the rocket!

DUN DUN DUN!

SS01 says: "DAARRRRRRNNN IIIIIIIIIIITT..."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:16 am

Meanwhile, in Wefight...

The missile doesn't explode!

Nobody says: "That was close! This whole town could have exploded, minus the Horrible Monster!"

Nobody jumps from conveyor to conveyor onto Horrible Monster's head!

Nobody says: "Weak spot smashing time! Wait..."

Nobody sees a stamp on Horrible Monster.

Stamp says: "PROPERTY OF THE EVIL BETH WHO IS DATING NOBODY AND IS ALSO FUNDING A CLYDE SHOW MARATHON FOR THE EVIL PURPOSE OF DISTRACTING NOBODY AND DANNY FROM BEING GOOD"

Nobody says: "Wha... what? They make stamps that big now?"

Horrible Monster throws Nobody off his head!

Nobody says: "...AND BETH IS EVIL?! NOOOOOOOOO..."

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:19 am

The missile, now protected by the serum, falls onto the Cardboard-Cutouts' fortress-in-progress with a loud thud!

The fortress is destroyed.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:24 am

Horrible Monster prepares to attack Nobody!

Nobody says: "OOOOOOOOOO!!! Wait, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Nobody runs out of the Pie Factory!

Horrible Monster smashes through the wall!

Horrible Monster chases Nobody!

Nobody says: "Wait, now he's chasing ME!"

Meanwhile, at Sammy_Bro...

Sammy_Bro says: "Wow, I expected people to be after me now that the good guys managed to escape the past. Oh well, I don't mind pe..."

MyNameIsKooky appears!

MyNameIsKooky says: "I'M AN ENIGMA!!!"

Sammy_Bro says: "Ah!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Sammy_Bro! I need to defeat you!"

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:34 am

Sammy_P wonders what happened to all the mines and Speedy Missiles.

Sammy_P turns around to see them all dive into the platform!

Mr. Bob plants a sign next to Sammy_P.

The sign reads: "Welcome to minesweeper! Watch your step and good luck!"

Sammy_P thinks: "Bother."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:38 am

Meanwhile, in Wefight...

Nobody jumps on a huge trampoline!

Nobody flies two inches into the air!

Nobody falls through an open manhole!

Nobody lands in the sewers.

Nobody says: "Well now how am I supposed to stop the monster? Wait, if this is the sewers..."

Nobody gets an idea!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:13 am

SS01 wonders if he'll ever hit the ground.

Above him, BWF dives to save SS01!

Meanwhile, at Sammy_P...

Sammy_P steps on a tile.

A mine was there!

Nothing happens.

Sammy_P says: "HA! The game is broken!"

Mr. Bob thinks: "Darn it."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:23 pm

RBWF catches SS01, since there wasn't much time difference between stuff.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:16 pm

Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension...
Malneticmon says "Bother."
Malneticmon creates more Cardboard Cutout Monsters and sends them with sticks, mud, and Indestructible Bricks.
Meanwhile, in wefight...
Cardboard Cutout Monsters start rebuilding the fortress using the ruins of the old one.
Paper Cutout Monsters 1-30 start painting Wood Cutout Monsters 1-120!
Paper Cutout Monsters 31-50 assist Cardboard Cutout Monsters.
Paper Cutout Monsters attack Nobody, attracting the attention of Immortal Thing!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:29 am

SS01 says: "Whew! Nice save. Let's go back up, but the missile might be useful, so let's take it too."

BWF says: "Fine by me, but it will take some time getting up."

Meanwhile, back at the main platform...

Sammy_P wonders how to get out of Weflight.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:33 am

Malneticmon accidentally opens up a portal to weflight.
Meanwhile, in weflight...
The portal is 200 miles away from SS01, Sammy_P, and Rift BWF.
Meanwhile, in wefight...
Wooden Monster Cutouts 1-120 are complete!
Paper Monster Cutouts, Cardboard Monster Cutouts, and Wooden Monster Cutouts start working on the fortress.
Fortress is 90% complete!
Meanwhile, in weflight...
Steel Monster Cutouts 1-10 rush over to SS01.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:36 am

SS01 shouts: "HEY!!! YOU'RE WEIGHING US DOWN!!!"

SS01 realizes that these monsters are top-heavy.

SS01 gets an idea.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:44 am

Steel Cutout Monsters attack SS01!
SS01 loses 400 hp!
Steel Cutout Monster 1 steals some chainsaws from Sammy_P!
Meanwhile, in Wefight...
Fortress is complete!
Cutout Monsters start producing and training an army.
Paper Cutout Monsters shoot some Mind Control Arrows at Nobody, Beth, Immortal Thing, and Horrible Monster!
Huge Cutout Army is 1% complete.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:49 am

SS01 says: "HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE!!"

SS01 shoves off 5 cutouts off the disabled missile.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:57 am

Due to some real-life stuff, Sammy_P has no time for Wefight for now but will return shortly.

Sammy_P is sent into the Realm Of Waiting until then.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:02 am

Steel Cutout Monster 6 bites SS01.
Steel Cutout Monsters 7-9 turn into Steel Cutout Bees that swarm SS01 and Rift BWF!

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