Adventure #71: how to president

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:07 pm

Sorry for not posting any new adventures for a while! I've been a bit busy. I'm back now, though!

This adventure has been in the works for a few weeks (most of which were spent being burnt out from working so hard on this

). Hopefully you'll enjoy it. It's my longest adventure in a while.

Post by **Jutomi** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:01 pm

I don't like politics.

Sad

I am stuck in the cave of politics.

All so, I voted for the robot guy...

Yzfm · Post by **Yzfm** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:15 pm

I'm also stuck in the cave of politics as of now.

I VOTED MR ZURKON BECAUSE MR ZURKON

Post by **Jutomi** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:45 am

I didn't want to vote at all, but I had too.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:16 am

VOTING MAKES YOU A GOOD CITIZEN, JUTOMI.

DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN?

Post by **Jutomi** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:16 am

Citizen of what?

Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:30 am

of anything

samuelthx · Post by **samuelthx** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:58 am

I'm stuck right after exiting from the Cave of Politics. Please tell me I didn't do something wrong in the hub.

Yzfm · Post by **Yzfm** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:02 am

Everything is right, remember: you should have an ice? key after exiting the cave of politics.

samuelthx · Post by **samuelthx** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:04 pm

Yzfm wrote:Everything is right, remember: you should have an ice? key after exiting the cave of politics.

Lol yeah I know that.

My problem is that I can't get across the water above the turtle area. Any hints?
EDIT: Wait I got it haha

EDIT 2: Ok, I've finished this adventure!
I see that your political satire is all-encompassing. I feel the BURN.

Hub: The first part was a little weird--what's with the 2 redundant Brr charges? I kept thinking that I missed something, especially after leaving the cave. The second half of the puzzle was pretty nice, though.

Cave of politics: Some neat puzzles in there! The Z-Bot part had me pondering for a while.

Crab room: I nearly started hating on crabs thanks to this, until I figured the trick for the final section.

Pretty great overall! I'll wait and see how the plot develops!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:04 pm

samuelthx wrote:what's with the 2 redundant Brr charges?

They exist due to an extremely embarrassing oversight on my part. They're all intended for the turtles section.

Yzfm · Post by **Yzfm** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:42 pm

I'm done with this and wow, just wow, politics, you really gotta stop destroying the world, wait, actually, destroy the world, destruction is, well, DESTRUCTION!

This adventure was really great, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE

SearchForReality · Post by **SearchForReality** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:42 pm

HOW?

Yzfm · Post by **Yzfm** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:53 pm

*remembers this part* HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, that made me sit and think for a while.

I recommend you to try to think more out of the box, and you'll get it. But if you are totally stuck, highlight to read.

Spoilers wrote:Flash the gems in the previous area and use them to keep the spikeball on the buttons.

SearchForReality · Post by **SearchForReality** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:50 pm

I figured that out right after posting.

This was a very fun adventure, although you seemed to be hating on the Republicans more than the Democrats.

Post by **Jutomi** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:05 pm

Every body there is a lie.

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:30 pm

What's this, MNIK? You actually released your political satire widget level thing? It had better be funny.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:41 am

This was wonderful.

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:37 pm

Finished it, but I had to go back and replay half of it all over because I forgot about a gem in the cave of politiwidgets after taking the other two.

Also: What's bad about the Electorate College having crabs as members?

Post by **Jutomi** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:31 pm

MNIK thinks crabs are evil, and shouldn't be living, let alone running for office.

Kleptocratic republicans that make rap music and Mr. Zurkon are much better for the job.

After all, what could Mr. Zurkon do besides eat everybody and make a world of chocolate to live in for five hundred years until another stinker race builds, to which he has to continue the cycle with?

...

I've not actually made it to the ending, so I wouldn't know.

Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:23 pm

This adventure was really great; the last two rooms were the best.

SEQUEL WHEn?

loofisawesome · Post by **loofisawesome** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:58 pm

How do I press the red square button near the burstflower in the cave of politics?

loofisawesome · Post by **loofisawesome** » Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:39 pm

Seriously, how?

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:10 pm

Sorry for the late response.

I don't have access to the editor at the moment, but hopefully I remember which button you're talking about (along with the puzzle's design).

Highlight to read (one arrow = one hint) wrote: One Z-Bot should be used to direct the other Z-Bot to the east in order to trigger the Lurker so that you can pass.
The crab should be sunk one tile north of the Lurker so you can walk around the Lurker without any further sacrifices.
Make use of the Burstflower's Pow to destroy the barrel.
Be near the barrel when it's destroyed. That way you can press the button behind where the barrel is.
In other words, use the springs before the barrel is destroyed.
You'll need to slow down the Burstflower's Pow via Floing.
Once that button is pressed, use the springs a second time so you can end up on the tile north of the Burstflower. You should now be able to progress.

loofisawesome · Post by **loofisawesome** » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:17 pm

Yes, you're right.

Post by **|Cookie|** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:28 pm

This was a very neat adventure! I had so much fun playing it.
The puzzles were very fun to solve, they were also very simple yet somehow managed to be complicated (that doesn't make sense I know).
Also, I can't believe that only 2 people voted for Mr. Zurkon (including me), stinkers have no TASTE IN PRESIDENTS AT ALL AND THEY ALL SHOULD SUFFER HORRIBLE DEATHS.

spoilers?? wrote:Oh wait they already did

And yeah, that crab area was... uh.. I don't even know what was THAT.. Uh, maybe nightmare-ish I guess..

"11/10 can't wait for the sequel"

loofisawesome · Post by **loofisawesome** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:01 pm

I voted for Mr. Zurkon too.