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Wonderland actually exists in dimension K08C. However, it is only accessible through the wormhole in the gamma sector of the universe once every 200 million years.
Patrick discovered this 30 years ago while working for NASA but could not reveal it's existence as it was a well guarded secret by the illuminati.
Patrick then found a way to open a visionary wormhole using a glitch related to the way computers render 3d graphics to display buffers.
Using this he was able to control people from this universe and explore.
He finally thought of a way to secretly reveal his research without interference from the illuminati.
He created a video game which displayed the dimension using cartoony graphic mockups of what was really there.
When you play wonderland, you are controlling a robotic stinker in an alternate dimension which patrick sent through a wormhole 27 years ago. It simulates everything a normal stinker would do, except that when it dies, it just resets instead of being destroyed.
Patrick just hoped that one day someone would decompile his game to uncover the secrets. Once it was finally decompiled the revolution of the universe would be at hand.
Luckily this happened just in time as this reveals a date. There are 7 games:
- Wonderland (Classic)
- Return To Wonderland (Classic)
- Wonderland Secret Worlds (Classic)
- Spongebob Squarepants Krabby Quest (Spin-off)
- Wonderland Adventures (Adventures)
- Wonderland Adventures Mysteries of Fire Island (Adventures)
- Wonderland Adventures Planet of the Z-Bots (Adventures)
Notice that there are 3 classic games, 3 adventure games, and 1 spin-off? That's important. Let's take the number of games divided by the amount of games in each trilogy: 7 / 3 which gives us ~2.33 and round that down to 2. That gives us the first number.
Then take the number of games in the first trilogy minus the number of games in the second trilogy: 3 - 3 which gives us 0. That is our second number.
The third number is the number of spin-off games which is 1.
The final number is obtained by taking the total number of games add adding the previous number: 7 + 1 which gives us 8.
The number comes out to be 2018. Then we can get a more precise date using the same numbers. We can take the total number of games multiplied by the number of games in the adventures triolgy: 7 * 3 which gives us 21.
We can then take the number of games in the classic trilogy multiplied by the number of games in the adventures trilogy: 3 * 3 which gives us 9.
This makes our date equal to 21/09/2018 or September 21st 2018.
The final wonderland game Patrick made involved the invasion of planets from Z-Bots. This was obviously trying to warn us that we will be invaded by aliens on September 21st 2018.
If we do not do something, we will be doomed. Our only hope is that Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, or PewDiePie, play wonderland to inform the rest of the world, and get NASA involved.
Vote Patrick Maidorn for president 2018 and he will save us all!
Vote Patrick Maidorn for president 2018 and he will save us all!
Vote Patrick Maidorn for president 2018 and he will save us all!
That is all folks.
PS: I want to see Patrick's reaction to this. So please Patrick tell us what you think of this post.
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Also before anyone complains, this is obviously a joke
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