Shakespearean style thread

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:54 pm

So, the point is to talk in the form/style of old English, in this thread.
You can talk about random stuff (this IS the off topic section), and best of all, throw funny Shakespearean insults back and forth to irritate people.

So let's see who gets fed up with this first.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:56 pm

What the heck are you doing?

Thats a good start, anyways.</shakespearean>

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:58 pm

Ah.

Thou hast too much time on thy hands.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:02 pm

Thy joke hast to go forth.
Does hast agree?

Ah.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:05 pm

Thou hast bad grammar. Thy is possessive.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:07 pm

Thy hast been wrong.

Thy hast go forth.

Thy agree.

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:20 pm

Methinks thyself hast spelt the divine name of Shakespeare (Shakespearean) wrong, due to a most inconvenient flurry of time.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:35 pm

^^Thy is possessive.

Post by **tyteen4a03** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:44 pm

Medieval English?

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:47 pm

You actually caught that mistake. I was just testing if anyone here actually is even having a little expertise on this style.

Might you consider being the human spell checker? XD

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:49 pm

Ah, sure. I did a Shakespear play in 6th grade.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:42 pm

ThyNameIsKooky.

(Isn't this a bit of a forum game?)

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:44 pm

Name owns IsKooky?

GRAMMATICAL FAIL.

Oh wait, that actually works, too. Smart Nobody thought it over.

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:15 pm

There is no distance between us. No false veil of time or space may intervene.

Yes I'm aware that A) I have no life and B) that's not really Shakespearean

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:16 pm

Qloof234 wrote:There is no distance between us. No false veil of time or space may intervene.

Someone should say that to their girlfriend.

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:19 pm

Perhaps Romeo did say that to Juliet?

Either that, of QLoof234 is a good love poet. -_-