Creativity Contest

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:47 pm

TOP THREE POSTERS IN WEFIGHT (MyNameIsKooky, LittleZbot, me) ONLY.

WHO WILL WIN AND WHO WILL FAIL, AND WHO WILL GET SECOND PLACE?

You have to be creative to win! You also have to write something.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:30 am

Once upon a time there was a clothesline that loved to eat ribbons. It ate the finish line ribbon at every race and always won the prize which was a ribbon that got eaten then was yummyfied.

Muahaha, let's see you beat that.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:33 am

The final boss of MS's storyline on Wonderland Forum is kacpero. To defeat kacpero, you must introduce him to Bob. He will then proceed to beat up Bob for no reason. Once kacpero flies off of the platform in attempt to attack Bob, he will go into his second form, GIANT KACPERO. To defeat GIANT KACPERO, you must get him to eat Bob. Once he eats Bob, he will eject a pipe bomb which will defeat him.

Congratulations! You beat the final boss of MS's storyline of the Wonderland Forum, kacpero!

HOW'S THAT FOR AN IMAGINATIVE BOSS BATTLE?

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:42 am

Umm... Interesting.

TEH BOSS OF BREAD IS BREAD!

To destroy bread, you must grab a flyswatter and eat the bread with it. Then you must eat it again, throw up, eat again, get dizzy, think about how a hot dog tastes, destroy bread, destroy again, eat, drink fizzy pop, dance on top of a house, jump off, throw a bomb at bread, and eat the bomb after it explodes. Then you must take the house, cover it in butter, eat that, and not Throw up.

MWAHAHAHA! TRY TO BEAT THAT BOSS!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:55 am

One day Steve woke up from a bad dream. He hit his head on the ceiling and it collapsed on top of him. Climbing into his own attic he found a box of green pencils. Upon reading the label he discovered that he could use them to alter reality. Cool! he thought, erasing his parents. Suddenly, he began to fade. Quickly he drew his parents again. Due to his bad drawing skills they ended up looking like frogs, and he turned into a frog. Steve the Frog jumped into the pool. A frog eating monster swam around, however, so he tried to erase it. Instead, he erased the water in a rather deep pond and started falling. He was about to draw a parachute when the pencils all slipped out of his grip and started drawing by themselves in thin air. Steve fell past a monkey, a cactus, and a banana, wondering how he would survive.

To be continued...

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:56 am

I don't even see why we're trying to compete against Nobody.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:48 am

You got that from "Harold and the Purple Crayon" didn't you?

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:24 pm

I also had two other minor inspirations, one of which YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN YOUR LIFE, HA HA HA!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:27 pm

Wait, if you guys are the top 3 posters, who are the top 10?

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:40 pm

OFF TOPIC YAAAY!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:41 pm

ANSWER MAH QUESTION.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:43 pm

MESA DDO NOT KNOW MONSUIER DEEMAN! YES I AM A QUARTER FRENCH!

THIS IS OFF-TOPIC! YAAAAY!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:16 am

Top 10:

1. MyNameIsKooky
2. Nobody
3. LittleZbot
4. Sammy_P
5. Deeman
6. Sammy_Bro
7. Maxnick
8. Billy Bob
9. Emerald141
10. gameboy119
(11. Blink
12. x'prd
13. ben-09
14. Qloof234
15. stinky2
16. andyhilbert
17. Technos27)

OTHER 7 THAT I CAN THINK OF INCLUDED.

Now Shuup.

(DICTIONARY ENTRY: Shuup, pronounced "shoop", is the noise the Prof makes when he goes down the exit tube. It's a polite way of saying 'go away'. NOTE: IN JOKE, NOT MY IDEA, DON'T ENTER IN CONTEST.)

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:30 am

YAAAAAY. I Make it into the top 5!
TAKE DAT SAMMY_BRO. WHAHAHAHAAAAARK.
*shot Badly*
Oh, wait, I still don't get to enter.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:30 pm

SHUUP!!!

maxnick · Post by **maxnick** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:16 pm

Yay! I'm number 7!

Post by **tyteen4a03** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:59 am

...and then I don't even have a rank.

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:32 am

Nobody wrote: 14. Qloof234

Oh wow, really? Where did you get this from?

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:35 am

Nobody wrote:SHUUP!!!

You mean Shut up? I know you do!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:57 pm

OH NO I DON'T!!!

I mean GO AWAY, and anyone who thinks I mean SHUT UP can shut up. It's all DEEMAN's fault for being off topid that this is getting derailed with people complaining about their ranks. CURSE YOU!!!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:01 pm

SHUT UP ABOUT RANKS BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH A CHAIR OVER 9000 TIMES.
BACK ON TOPIC.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:03 pm

YOU STARTED IT! GAH!

Anyway, I have a headache now, so lets start the judging.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:03 pm

I judge that Nobody wins, even if I WAS a contestant.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:24 pm

Bob paced up and down the white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white sidewalk. It was so white it was excruciating, and Bob said so when we taught his class at school. "I know," said a kid, "I seen it. Don't you hate it?" But lets get back to the story at hand. Bob was waiting to see if he got the job. He was worried about his temper, afraid he said "GIVE ME DO IT **** IT!" one too many times to the cool gangsta who was interviewing him for his job at The Quacking Ox. He said it quite often (off-en) and annoyed the smart handsome charming rich gangster who liked to rap. Finally, Bob was told he didn't get the job. "**** you, oddball!" he cried in anger. The only other position open to him was the Weirdo Turd School, which is where the class comes in. The Weirdo Turd School encouraged Mary Poppins, and he heard the 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!' song one too many times, which gave his brain a Memory Access Violation. "Bleep bop are people stuff blip boom when it think bop beep tomato because think of what they are doing blap blat war war war gummy splat," was what he said as the Memory Access Violation drove him to insanity. THE END.

I win.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:26 pm

YOUR PRIZE IS...

NOTHING! Congratulations kthxbai.