I am certainly an oldtimer, since I disappeared for a while, as only oldtimers can do.
Although my current profile doesn't show it, I actually joined the forum in 1928, when the internet was maintained with steam engines, and the very first Wonderland "game" was devised by mr P.'s grandfather.
I say "game", because at that time it was just a little black and white guy standing around on screen, doing nothing much. Colour was invented around 1931, yellow being the first of them, with movement not far behind in '33.
Yellow paved the way for the concept of Stars, and capitalism showed us that you have to earn them. Now it turned into a game!
The next idea was that if players want to earn their stars, they'll have to make an effort. And so Frustration was invented around 1939, in the shape of closed gates. As the buttons that were supposed to open them came to life some 6 years later, it was almost the end of Wonderland. But by that time mr P. (who's real name is Patrick) was six years old and an alert little boy.

He pointed at the screen and said: "Say grandpa, you know what I could make of all this?"
Luckily grandpa was an open- and fairminded man and asked the now famous question: "What?"
The rest is history...
